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Zambian Registered Midwife |Lover of cats ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› and MOTHER ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿผ

Zambia ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
Joined July 2018
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@miss_muka_
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On 13th July,after checking my payslip for the previous month (June) I noticed a wrongful deduction of money from my account by @Prudentialzm . Mind you ,I have never shared any of my personal details with them or signed any document to give consent for them to deduct premiums ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ
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@miss_muka_
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Married men rizz? Let's go๐Ÿ’€
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@miss_muka_
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Awesome midwife at your cervix ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽ“โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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My God is an awesome God !!!! Itโ€™s official. Iโ€™m a qualified midwife ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ญโ™ฅ๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Red is definitely my color โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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1 year
Satan explaining how he was sent down from heaven
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Ronald ///
1 year
Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.
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@miss_muka_
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Letโ€™s have some fun now
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Just you and a 20 year old midwife staring at each other โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ“
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
๐Ÿ’‰
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@miss_muka_
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8 months
Interrogation kwati baleipusha umutengo wa bowa
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Shi Mutale๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
8 months
Mwisho, Twin Palm Mall shooting incident. Detained suspect Isaac Mutale says dispute was over a bill at the popular Black. Mutale narrates he fired two rounds after Richard Diza confiscated his keys from the car ignition. He later checked himself in at the cop shop.
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
There is a kind of beauty in imperfection. โœจ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
This chief means well โค๏ธโค๏ธ Respect โœŠ๐Ÿพ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Elections are good for your mental health โ€ฆWe have been really happy for the past few days ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Blurry but sassy ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Itโ€™s a lovely Tuesday
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
One day my neck will just break ๐Ÿ’€โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Ever wondered why Mr Krabs is the only crab?
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Bwalya๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
I can't pretend anymore!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ What's the secret ingredient for the KRABBY PATTY???
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
I didnโ€™t have blush so I used eyeshadow ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Is there anyone looking for a nanny who can work part time? If you are,please contact me I just lost my job because the woman I was working for wanted someone elderly ๐Ÿ˜ข
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Free education ilamikwesa pamatako?
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
We have reached pa โ€œvictors in the struggle โ€œ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Bring back fleets
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@miss_muka_
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7 months
Sorry guys nenze na mimba but Iโ€™m back now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Sitting pretty ๐Ÿ˜
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
I remember shooting my shot at a certain guy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญhe never responded but he always comments on my tweets
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@miss_muka_
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6 months
He uses a cowculator ๐Ÿ˜‰ (Iโ€™m sorry,this joke is the worst but itโ€™s funny in my head ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
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That Guy Beรจ
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Bushe Kainde how does he do his math aii?
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Donโ€™t mind the oil stain on my top..Tinadyela nyama mailo
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@miss_muka_
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1 year
Cutie pie ๐Ÿ’•
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
A little contour and confidence โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
I just remembered that I was once dumped for pronouncing a football players name incorrectly..
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Yes,I deliver!๐Ÿคฐ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
๐Ÿฅ‚
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
๐ŸŒป
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
My man is so lucky to have a girl like me โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
You want us to love you instead?
@chileschital
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3 years
Suddenly everyone loves Kenneth Kaunda.
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
No one .Absolutely no one. Not even the president. Every man outside:
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Mummy long legs โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Just me and my big ass forehead ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Have a lovely weekend yโ€™all โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Last frame is giving โ€œka mutu fulu guavaโ€
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Zesco tomorrow ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miss_muka_
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I want that woman who was playing in dirty water arrested
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Your emotions matter too
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Iโ€™m in love with this picture โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Head wrap chronicles โค๏ธ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Class of 2021 ๐ŸŽ“
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Itโ€™s not your job to tell me who I am.
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Musendame bwino ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
One of my greatest fears is failing to tyakula nshima on my Chilanga mulilo
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Bridal shower vibes โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Who runs this page?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
God has been faithful to meโ€ฆNever knew Iโ€™d be a graduate at 20 ๐Ÿฅบ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
I almost forgot I look this good
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ letโ€™s learn to be serious
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@miss_muka_
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1 year
Still miss those heels lol
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@its_tiidoo
tido bling
1 year
You as a baby and now thread?๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
And I lived happily avo after ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅ‘
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Felt cute ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@miss_muka_
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Good evening gentlemen. Thrift turtlenecks are available at k50. You can also place orders according to your size and the color youโ€™d prefer.. Call or WhatsApp 0972205752. And kindly help me retweet. Thank you ๐Ÿ™
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
@ZedLiege @Midas__M Mwati will I rest today?
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@miss_muka_
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8 months
Tonga
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@mbu_tso
Pretty_High๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
8 months
Rep your tribe Zed X ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Post your tribe and Photo ๐Ÿ“ธ
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@miss_muka_
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Why mupasana ma salary monga ni masuku?
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Iโ€™m happy..You should be too๐Ÿ˜„
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3 years
You canโ€™t dull my sparkle โœจ
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@miss_muka_
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If youโ€™re drinking tonight,please drink for me ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@miss_muka_
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Some people are artists,some are art.
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Iโ€™m an original and thatโ€™s perfection in itself .
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@miss_muka_
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20 years old.And you?
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@iam_chipo
Chipo Hampako
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29 years old. And you?
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@miss_muka_
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An ordinary girl with beautiful imperfections โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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The flag/The face
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@TGM_007
๐ญ๐ ๐ฆ.
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the flag/the face: ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ edition let's have it.
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@miss_muka_
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๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ did you mean?
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Lost her๐Ÿ˜ž Never got another one ever since she passed ๐Ÿ’”
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@Simon_Anjekar
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Letโ€™s see your non filter pic.
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Miss Muka โค๏ธ
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Loved this look๐Ÿ˜
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Summer lovinโ€™ โค๏ธ
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Shoutout to all the young men who are working their asses off to provide for their families and girlfriends โค๏ธ
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@miss_muka_
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Miss Muka
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@miss_muka_
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Please eat nshima before you go out
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Hmmm ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’€ Well!
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
With the new gavment I believe weโ€™ll even have Korean investors..Tipezeko vikwati nabena Gu Jun-pyo ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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@miss_muka_
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Birthday wishes make me cry ๐Ÿ˜ญYes,Iโ€™m that soft๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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@miss_muka_
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Ati Iโ€™m married but the marriage isnโ€™t valid ๐Ÿ’€ Uncle leave me alone
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My power isnโ€™t in the way I bend down for others but in how I stand up for myself .
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@miss_muka_
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We apologize
@El__Nawa
Nawa
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@TGM_007 nshima is why zambia is behind as a country
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@miss_muka_
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Chapter 23๐Ÿ’“ Lord I am eternally grateful ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@miss_muka_
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You can just hear ati weโ€™re arresting all those with VPN apps..
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Ati-Chan!
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@miss_muka_
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2 years
Ciao 2022
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
Me: Love or loyalty? Him: Gary Nkombo Us:
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3 years
Chubby men are beautiful men !! Skinny men are beautiful men !!! All men are beautiful,including the ones that donโ€™t have beards ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@miss_muka_
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Soooo I have a baby now...Her name is Kylie.๐Ÿ˜†โค๐Ÿฅบ
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@miss_muka_
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I was today years old when I found out some Zambian traditions allow Bana chimbusa to sleep with the groom in order to show the bride how to do things in the bedroom ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
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@miss_muka_
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Your girlfriend will now start liking her real boyfriendโ€™s pictures in peace๐Ÿ˜Š
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@miss_muka_
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1 year
This one๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@kaonde_king
Ronald ///
1 year
Tell us the greatest zambian video of all time?
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@miss_muka_
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3 years
My boyfriend for the day ๐Ÿ˜…โค๏ธ
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โ€œThink whatever you want..I clearly explained to you that one of my uncles from the US is coming back to Zambia and weโ€™re all required to go and meet him at the family house in Siavonga. Thereโ€™s no need for you to be insecure,Iโ€™ll be with my family.โ€โค๏ธ
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I canโ€™t even express how happy I am ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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