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@miss_maino

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Who tells wazungu that we say jambo for greetings in Kenya . Who even uses jambo lol... Jambo hata waluyha hawatumii 😂
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Class 8 : Matiang'i Form 4 : Corona Attachment: floods 4th year: lectures strike Najua ni wanakijiji wako behind it but nita maliza ni graduate 😂😂
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Me to myself after receiving some cash: unaishi aje vi basic nikaa kesho Iko promised??
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Kuja kwa nyumba tuongee juu kwa simu ni kama hatuelewani >>>>>>>
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Watching your classmates grow fat after getting money is funny as hell, kumbe ni njaa ilikua shida tu
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Wtf is "nilikua nakusalimia tu" unanitaka and I want you too baby 😚😂
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Mnavideo call each other kujerk off? Nikienda hell na nyinyi na nilifanya tu missionary naeza lia sana
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Ukiamua ni umalaya, piga umalaya moja international uomoke si umalaya ya guarana mbili na chips kuku, hio ni unataka ku sumbua madaktari na variant za kisonono
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Ninja anakupea head nikama hajakula siku tatu alafu anataka muachane 😒 uende wapi oya ????
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Saa zingine unapigwa na stress inabidi google photos inakukumbusha you used to pray for where you are now
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Unaenda kumtext " I miss you" unakumbuka labda akona mtu wake hapo kando na wataisoma wacheke unaachana nayo
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Ukichagua haga badala ya skills utaenda kujipikia chapati ndugu yangu
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So we all came down from heaven to fight to enter heaven, vitu zingine hukua tu story za aluta
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Kutaoana nguo mbele ya vyombo pale single room hukua uchawi btw 😂
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Kuna mtu tangu cold season ianze haja pata ata cuddles, tuna kuombea
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Kama nilikua nimekwambia hii mwaka utaniita boss unaeza endelea na shughuli zako ama ujiite
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If heaven was real, white people would have kept the Bible away from black people
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Bitches be like "it's the little things that matter" till it's a dick
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Do ladies tell their female friends like "chill , unapeana sana" 😂😂
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Nowadays hamjui kuomba mechi , huyu anasema nipee tu anatoka humble background 😂
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Kama tuko wawili we nichague Mimi tu , wachana na huyo mjinga mwingine 😂
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Nimemuuliza what are we , akanijibu comrades..... waiter changanya Gin na sumu 😢😭
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Jirani ameibiwa kuku ,,, bila hata kuulizia ameenda kitui , is that how we solve issues 😂😭💔
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Ukiamka shukuru ata kitanda.... Unge simama adi asubui
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Once he stops using protection in a relationship just know he is about to marry you
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Being nasty has nothing to do with morals, it's humor with adult content
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When a girl leaves a broke guy to a rich guy, she's smart... but when a guy gets money and leave a a girl,, it is called betrayal...
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Sai unatembea tao kwa amani unapatana na jamaa anasema ye ni look alike wako na anataka lunch
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.. normalize hugging her tight ... because she isn't 😂💀
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Nakumark alafu una post mtu wako .....kwani unataka kunimaliza ??😂
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Yani malec wanaacha ku goma na nisha fika uku shamakhokho kutafuta mahindi angalau nisilale njaa,😒😒
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Maybe you don't exist in the future you are stressing about
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Na kale kaupepo hupeperusha nywele za wapenzi kwa movies Kako Kenya kweli?
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Highschool tangu gari yangu iende na 15,419km/hr nilijua Mimi na hesabu we weren't meant to be 😂😂
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Usijaribu kutufurahisha na unakasirisha wazazi wako 😂😂
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Wenye hamna maadui mnafikiria yesu atawaandalia meza mbele ya kina nani😂😂
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Neighbor ameanza kupiga makofi mapema nikama wanaombea stima irudi
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Safaricom texting "your balance is used up" and you are using starlink is insane
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Physical touch is my love language so don't be scared to grab my neck and kiss me , I kinda like that shit
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Huyu Sandy hufurahisha vijana wako na unresolved childhood trauma ama mummy issues 🫴
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In my way to kitui coz siwezi shinda nikibembeleza mtu ani pende Mimi 😂💔
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Kama sio driver kusimamisha gari usiku kando ya barabara watu wasusu , hii mwaka hungeona matako
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Sasa una plan kuongeza inches ndo uingize wapi kijana 😂🫴
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Mambo ya kuniuliza "how did your last relationship end" Niki shoot my shot achana nayo 😒
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Kitu wanaume huta "peace of mind" ni kucheat bila kuulizwa
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Mambo ya " hey kababa" me sita weza .... Sauti ni ya wakadinali 😒😂
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Before you date someone just ask their academic background. Unaeza kua una argue na highschool drop out and you expect them to understand you
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Msiseme nimetumwa na waluyha,, lakini kusema ukweli kuna kajoto fulani ugali huweka kwa mwili huwezi pata kwa rice
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Hadi wakaleee ni kababaa?? Sidhani
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Getting married at age 20-25 is a golden opportunity
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"Nidinye please" haimaanishi literally uni dinye
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Endelea kuamka mapema lakini kwa eulogy wataandika the late💀
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We need to stop getting shocked when you hear something is pregnant. We are adults
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It is funny how mna make this kugongewa thing ikue ya madem tu , even men wana gongana na madem Wana gongewa pia !!!!
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Rejection ni ya kawaida usitusi watu bana 😂
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Women are making secret investment while men are making secret families
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Never be angry with who leaked your secret, if secrets were easy to keep you would have kept it to myself 😂
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Girls nowadays claiming they love money more than sieks but instead of getting rich they get pregnant
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Apple juice tastes like I wanted to be an alcohol but it's too shy
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Wewe unaskia walimu wamekosa kulipwa na unaendelea kufanya education 😂
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Madem hukua heartbroken na Wana anaza ku date anything 🤦😂 sasa unafanya nini na mkale 😂
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Lakini Kuna kitu huniuma sana ,, mbona wanaume hawanyeshi ?????😎
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Sasa una plan kuongeza inches ndo uingize wapi kijana 😂🫴
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Mnalala vizuri sai alafu 3am unaskia thuruari inaanza kusongeshwa kando , men !!
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Huyu mluyha ime toka tukiwa mechi kuenda kurudisha mikono zika kutana ime bidi tume salimiana kwanza
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Hio mnaita 'ruracio' kwa kiluhya tunaita "kuchitambulisha"
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Everyone talks shit about morning classes but the real villain is afternoon classes
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Tulikosana last week, leo amenitext niende nipimwe . I guess anataka kusema pole na suti ama kitenge 🤭
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Unashangaa mbona unapenda usingizi, kumbe ukiwa mdogo mom alikuwa anakupaka "sleeping baby"
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The day your girlfriend finds a serious man you will cry. Wewe mtese tu sai 🫴
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Niliogopa kuongea kwa mat wakati woria alisema Ngoma izimwe akaambiwa ashuke apande ngamia
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Ama Mimi ni mrembo hadi ma Chali wanaogopa Kuni approach 🤔
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Si mlete maandamano moja tuh.. ile shopping yangu imeisha 🥹😩
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I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me
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Si dem ana eza nyesha mara mbili 😒 nataka ni nyime huyu
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Dear safaricom, punguzeni sauti ya huyo mumama wa okoa chap chap , si lazima a shout btw 🥹😭
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When he tells me a girl was flirting with him but you know a girl will only flirt with a man if she has been given signals
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Kutu inaeza ua mtu ama niache kuogopa?
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Alot of young people are battling depression silently and its not even about relationships. They just want to survive 🥹
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Ameniambia ni Mimi na mimi tu , hakuna mwingine. Mlisema kidney ni how much 😂😂
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@AfricanHub_ We are happy for her
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If we're kissing y your Lowe lower lip belongs to me 🥹
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Nowadays hakuna kukatiana unaita mtu babe kama hakasiriki ni wako
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Alinishow love is blind nikamshow me nayo naona atafute kipofu
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Don't judge people for loving alcohol... If your happiness is is porridge focus in that.....
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Mungu nipee tu pesa na amani ..... Wanaume pea mabeshte zangu
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Bitches b studying psychology just to get played by a nigga with autism
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Sasa qays wakitaka kunyamba wakati wa mechi Huwa anasema ati "babe toa ni nyambe "
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Watu wa duka sometimes hukua na uafala , huyu nimeenda ku buy cd jana akaniambia hakuna ,mathe kuendea sukari asubui wanamuambia aniambie wame leta cd 😒
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We all say fuck love but deep down we want someone to love us genuinely no games just real shit
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Once a woman post a man , just know the man is taking good care of her. Women don't post poverty ....
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Tukue specific ndo tusaidiane mapema 🫴
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Mtu wako ananiomba mia kwani hamna za kubuy P2
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Unajua tu vizuri huyo boy wako wa campus hawezi kuoa na uko long holiday , pea Wafula uko ushago shamakhokho akumumunyeko na organic strokes
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Venye uko innocent hivyo mtu haezi jua ukitoka wewe ndo hukimbia kurudisha
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I have no interest in listening to a 44 year old man confess his love to me . Sir , you had your whole life to find love. Just give me the money, please 😂
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Mimi nikipata mimba siwezi enda kwetu ama ku meet na my cousins 😂, izo ninja zita niuliza position gani tuli employ😂😂 ndo mimba ikaingia
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It must be depressing to be a woman ..... Imagine seeing your friends being gifted cars for doing the same thing you are doing for free
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Yani mandate women who can't send you 200? Hawana ata mia mbili like for real na umetext ni urgent 😂 ? Nowonder mnakuanga bitter na wasichana wanyewe
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