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Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2021
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
idk what my purpose in life is yet but i do know that i love boobs
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2 years
tits are a prevailing weapon to wield in desperate measure. I still lost.
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
let’s play the “do i hate myself or am i just a masochist” game !
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
take a fucking seat
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
another day of being a slut in theory but never in practice
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2 years
oh, you’re straight? how… vintage
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3 years
i’m certainly lost
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3 years
something lgbt is happening to me..
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3 years
Zack attack
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3 years
I’m baptized Greek Orthodox but all I worship is pussy. and peanut butter stuffed pretzel bites.
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3 years
I feel so much better now that I’m high and hydrated
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3 years
Washing my hands in the women’s bathroom when a lady walks in - sees me - says “oh shit sorry” - leaves to walk into the men’s room - sees the urinals - says “wait… what?” - then looks back in at me in confusion as the doors close between us.
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3 years
“ohh wow! what do your tattoos mean?” they mean I like pain
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
Jesus died so you could eat pussy.
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2 years
relationship was so bad we went on a date to celebrate the end of it. Wore our best, hot boxed the car smoking out of a plastic water bottle, and killed a bottle of wine over seafood. 🥂
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2 years
how early is one supposed to enjoy being awake to be considered a “morning person” ?
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3 years
frosted ?
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
he who does not lick the clit should not get to hit
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2 years
break her bed, not her heart.
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
my pronouns are he/is/risen (john 8:12)
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
just here to say i love women
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
all lesbians do is kiss
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
how do i explain to my yiayia that im still gods favorite even tho im addicted to pussy
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2 years
“of course we will hurt each other, but this is the very condition of existence. To become spring means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence means accepting the risk of absence.” how am I just now reading this book?
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
to anyone who’s ever cared about my well-being, I apologize for forgetting to actually text when Im home safe… every time.
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
i have the opportunity to be a huge bitch - and i’m gonna take it
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
🐈💵🍃pussy 🐈 money 💵 weed 🍃🐈💵🍃
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
This is my last year being gay
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
fighting the masculine urge to text back “i hear you” to a 6 paragraph text
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2 years
*puts mental health in rice*
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3 years
“you’d be a hot guy” awakens a dark violence within me.
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3 years
dreamt of a stunning girl wearing an elegant, silky red, halter dress making art in a journal at the bow of a boat that I was the captain of - my romantic expectations have skyrocketed and I need a mf boat asap
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2 years
i’m fragile but not like a flower or glass. more like a bomb.
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3 years
gorgeous gorgeous they / thems love squishmallows
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3 years
Saturday night a handsome girl gifted me a raging cigarette burn on my neck at Pieces. The bouncer kicked me out. Now determined to open a lesbian club where manic cigarette burns are not shunned but WELCOMED. I’m gonna call it Singe and will serve Greek coffee during the day.
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2 years
sugar mommy just door dashed me an entire apple pie with the request - “eat it with your hands for me”. It’s safe to say I love my side hustle.
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
nobody should have a job. I should be eating fruits and hanging out and making art
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3 years
a fuckthey at heart
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2 years
only God can kink shame me
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3 years
intense eye contact from across the bar with an apparent femme top while we simultaneously slurp scalding hot pho hi hello buy my mochi
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2 years
my extroverted self made plans a couple weeks ago and now my introverted self doesn’t wanNA FUCKIN GO
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3 years
😎
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2 years
who wants to go on a date with me to read the entire Maximum Ride series to one another on a soft picnic blanket nestled under a willow tree while snacking on freshly picked yellow raspberries ?
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@miss_daddi
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3 years
when your sugar daddy knows damn well not to engage unless you’ve been caffeinated - even when provoked
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2 years
thinking about how she put my fingers in her mouth to help take off my rings
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3 years
In need of a goddess to drink wine with Dionysus and I this evening. Must be down to support drunken impulsive tattoo decisions.
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3 years
cinnamon roll clits 🤤
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3 years
im a stupid slut for brunch
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2 years
My agent: “You have such a unique presence - unreserved, BOLD!“ Me: “I’m just autistic.”
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3 years
healthy , fit , and fertile for 2022
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3 years
I knew when i first saw you, you would fuck like a whore.
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2 years
i pity people who can’t feel music pulse through every inch of their body
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all you need is sex.
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3 years
I need a “support your local sex workers” crop top asap
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2 years
who wants to go on a date with me to collect things on the street to look at under my microscope stoned ash ?
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3 years
In need of a lesbian couple with two cats emoji asap thank u
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2 years
do u ever wanna rip someone’s spine out of their throat but realize they’re trapping themselves in their own miserable karma - start to pity them, then cackle at the idea that they’re gonna torture themselves to death in that lonely reality and you don’t have to lift a finger?😋
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potential wife will be in my arms in 24hrs… actually kinda nervous.
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@miss_daddi
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running away to Seoul to get heavily tattooed ✌🏼
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thank you past Vas for leaving a freshly packed bong in your car at the airport parking garage sometimes I really fucking love you
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2 years
i miss the feeling of pulling loose teeth outta my skull
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3 years
“is this a queer bar?” “they’re not even dog friendly”
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@miss_daddi
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2 years
some days i wish i could go back in life, not to change anything. just to feel certain things twice.
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3 years
peg me to death
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2 years
people who don’t have stuffed animals 🚩
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3 years
to do a rail or to not do a rail before going to aritzia ..
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3 years
TECHNO. GENDER. FLUID. DANCE UNTIL WE DIE.
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2 years
pussy is the cure for autism
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haters mad because I can experience childlike wonder.
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3 years
I’m bringing back the 80s - one cassette and cutoff sweatshirt at a time.
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3 years
Not sorry for being the friend that pulls up to your crib with zero prior notice holding snacks and art supplies
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2 years
normalize kicking creepy men in the balls
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2 years
The episode of Dr. Who where Van Gogh gets to see how famous his paintings became is the only important episode dont @ me
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2 years
I asked my sugar daddy if he liked russian rap music and he said “some yea, I just wish they would make music, not war.”
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3 years
not me killing and entire Cheesecake Factory brown bread baguette and half a stick of butter for dinner
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Luna Lovegood has my heart.
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw
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call that pussy therapy come cry in it
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I got neutered at claire’s
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get urself a ✨manic pixie prairie girl✨ asap 10/10 would recommend 👍🏼
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will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful?
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3 years
Level 9: controlling the ability to make a girl squirt, heavy orgasm control.
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who wanna get zooted and go to JumpZone wearing flying squirrel onesies w/ me?
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3 years
Inking the entire left side of my ribcage/stomach in less than a week - needless to say I’m wired for the torment. I’m itching, spare some pain in the meantime?
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@ bears: if not friend, why fluffy?
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“maybe you are gaslightable”
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only a pumpkin patch and hot cider can cure my mental health at this point
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good sex never ends
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Casting Call ! Audition today to be my boyfriend and love me precisely as Noah loved Allie in “The Notebook” - until the day I die. Resume / reel required ! DM me for self tape sides !
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“you always expect romantic relationships to end but you never expect to lose a friend” fuckin shattered me
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3 years
oh boy, am i a horndog
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disassociating enough to have LSD visuals while getting your chest tattooed >>>
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the sluttiest thing a woman can do is grab my vibrator for me
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