Washing my hands in the women’s bathroom when a lady walks in - sees me - says “oh shit sorry” - leaves to walk into the men’s room - sees the urinals - says “wait… what?” - then looks back in at me in confusion as the doors close between us.
relationship was so bad we went on a date to celebrate the end of it. Wore our best, hot boxed the car smoking out of a plastic water bottle, and killed a bottle of wine over seafood. 🥂
“of course we will hurt each other, but this is the very condition of existence. To become spring means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence means accepting the risk of absence.” how am I just now reading this book?
dreamt of a stunning girl wearing an elegant, silky red, halter dress making art in a journal at the bow of a boat that I was the captain of - my romantic expectations have skyrocketed and I need a mf boat asap
Saturday night a handsome girl gifted me a raging cigarette burn on my neck at Pieces. The bouncer kicked me out. Now determined to open a lesbian club where manic cigarette burns are not shunned but WELCOMED. I’m gonna call it Singe and will serve Greek coffee during the day.
who wants to go on a date with me to read the entire Maximum Ride series to one another on a soft picnic blanket nestled under a willow tree while snacking on freshly picked yellow raspberries ?
do u ever wanna rip someone’s spine out of their throat but realize they’re trapping themselves in their own miserable karma - start to pity them, then cackle at the idea that they’re gonna torture themselves to death in that lonely reality and you don’t have to lift a finger?😋
Inking the entire left side of my ribcage/stomach in less than a week - needless to say I’m wired for the torment. I’m itching, spare some pain in the meantime?
Casting Call ! Audition today to be my boyfriend and love me precisely as Noah loved Allie in “The Notebook” - until the day I die. Resume / reel required ! DM me for self tape sides !