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@misbahchowdhury

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parody account (pure satire)

Joined July 2009
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@misbahchowdhury
miso
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i'm going to pin this tweet
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crocodiles waiting for zebras to come drink water from the river
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this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.
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Z in suits
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Zendaya in Marc Jacobs
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brown families be like what if we drove four hours away to a nice waterfall & ate biryani there
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delete this tweet before they make emoji movie 2
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EMOJI GUY: Honey have you seen my french horn? It’s not with my other instruments EMOJI WIFE: Did you leave it at the office again
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me: *googles why i have a headache* WebMD: you died two years ago.
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get his look
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shitty food in dubai - 80 AED good food in dubai - 400 AED amazing food in dubai - 30 AED
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i'm not defending brother nature but this is what he looked like when he tweeted that racist shit...kids do dumb shit man
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arab moms & their 30 year old sons
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weed / cocaine / existence
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longing & belonging, by me
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can't believe these pictures from Al Nahda Qusais went international
@sexualness
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literally the only thing i want πŸ₯Ί
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ive never seen something so dubai in my entire life
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@diplo before & after listening to doctor pepper. http://t.co/DLV1TBihiV
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just saw a guy drink REDBULL like i get it you’re fucking rich no need to show off
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LMFAO this guy
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@sureaja stop talking to him either way
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β€œwhite people have no culture” uhh what’s this then?
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i heard someone said i was fat
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my hair is getting so long
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slayyyter gifs would’ve banged on tumblr
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this bird only shits on rolls royces & bentleys
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delete this before balenciaga sees it
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no email has ever found me well
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@ me someone you think i should shoot
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β€œdad, why is my sister’s name rose?” β€œbecause your mother loves roses.” β€œthanks dad” β€œno problem 24/7 lofi hip hop radio - relaxing beats to study/chill/sleep to β˜•οΈβ€
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get his look
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lol nice
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@chuuzus She’s The Man
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me after i eat three plates of biryani
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@duunk this how i pee
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breakfast: green smoothie. lunch: two poached eggs on toast, strawberries on the side. dinner:
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@chuuzus Superbad
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@alxiyah ahem...i'll ask my secretary
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@jycompany_ @kenradio β€œthese spikes around trees automatically go down after you pay for them”
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saudi men now trying to get girls like
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why do all local guys from abu dhabi who listen to j cole & kendrick, never left the country sound like this
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you ever sit back and just be like: β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €. . β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €οΈΆ β €
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@TariqAlHajri @FLSColours the kardashians are not a race lmao so that's not racist
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have you ever been in love with a friend? like friend love? i’m in love with you as a friend can we be friends forever
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i wanna get a UK visa just so i can go there & punch him in the face
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no offence but my dad actually sucks
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me replying β€œno worries” to something that is very much worries.
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@en_jajaja excuse me tokyo drift is one of the best movies ever
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y’all eat burgers with the peel or without?
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bonus
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this girl is having VOX cinemas for lunch at work
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first of all, that’s called a mirror
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me & my mom
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sharing tweets via dm
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men are the white people of genders
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lmao they turned cars into a real thing
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me: i'm not coming for dinner. my mother:
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When I Die. Then You Will Realize
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show this tweet to the saudi team
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arab influencers every time something racist happens
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@oohhhkayyy @imteddybless please tweet the picture of the dogs & teddy on the hospital bed
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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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kabsa
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me wondering if i'll ever speak to my crush again
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wait how'd he turn into a car in the second pic
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americans: i have cancer & i'm dying. republicans: don't worry, our troops are working hard protecting your life overseas πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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guys i’m fucking dead they put my face on a news article
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this song literally isn’t out yet
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i shot some fendi clothes
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professor: ok for the first day i'm just gonna go over the syllabus people with macbooks:
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β€œi studied hard so i’m not gonna let anyone cheat” mf’s.... y’all CEO yet?
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look at what we did with a lamp & an iPhone
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these new characters in game of thrones are crazy
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when random people ask me if i’m free to hang out
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if i get visa
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somebody come collect my cousin
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have you ever studied for an exam during the exam.
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dubai is so fucking boring that people are saying β€œyo have you tried that new bridge they opened?”
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140 characters: send nudes. 280 characters: Deliver me thy bosom, oh beauty, And I'll fly my flag at full mast for thee. Prithee, I am undone by thy favours. And sooth, I'll write an ode to she who gave hers.
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@emmymhartman @Ramptramp666 these are killing me
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fai khadra & justine skye by me
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if you’re fasting please don’t read this tweet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . burger
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cause he made that sick mall
@HISTORY
HISTORY
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Why Arab scholar Ibn Battuta is the greatest explorer of all time.
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@misbahchowdhury
miso
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@gerardway cats roam free.
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am*ricans preparing for zombie apocalypses all their life & making movies about it but when a real pandemic dropped they couldn’t live it up is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen in my life
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21st century depression
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Chndy
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Honestly i dont care about charging my phone anymore
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that’s a cancert
@peekaymila
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We sing because we CAN.
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i'm fucking dead
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after this semester i'm gonna email my professors "y'all won"
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MLMA
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damn u really need a private twitter to say β€œfuck i’m sad”?
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when people ask me what i’m doing up at 4 AM
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sometimes i add an x after my tweet so british people can understand it too x
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there’s a SUPREME court? wow they’re really they best brand out there
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forever 21 be like
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if john smith said this i'd understand but girl look at your fucking last name
@bossmaynedrek
Playboi Uzi
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I love black ppl but they names be so hard to pronounce 😩
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@ehjovan jovan just fucking mentioned my country i’m so honoured
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every perfume that i own because life is fucking short
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π•―π–”π–“π–‰π–Ž.
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What fragrance do YOU spray this much of?
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cats be like /\ __/ /_ / \ | x | \ / | / \ | U U
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