βdad, why is my sisterβs name rose?β
βbecause your mother loves roses.β
βthanks dadβ
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140 characters: send nudes.
280 characters: Deliver me thy bosom, oh beauty, And I'll fly my flag at full mast for thee. Prithee, I am undone by thy favours. And sooth, I'll write an ode to she who gave hers.
am*ricans preparing for zombie apocalypses all their life & making movies about it but when a real pandemic dropped they couldnβt live it up is one of the funniest things iβve ever seen in my life