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this who yall call evil?
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his female friends are his failed talking stages btw
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@misamarz_
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u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want me u want
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@misamarz_
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im not always horny i also cry sometimes
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me to his gooch
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@misamarz_
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delete that girl nudes if yall dont talk anymore WEIRDO
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@misamarz_
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me when he rambles
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me if i was a dragon fruit
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@misamarz_
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me and his gooch
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@misamarz_
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she’s not special i can do this too
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@misamarz_
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i don't know who needs to hear this but there is somebody out there who is gonna find it easy to love you . they are gonna want to do all the things you were begging others to do before . you gotta remember that you deserve love
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@misamarz_
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liking someone is basically self harm
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@misamarz_
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he thinks we are gonna fuck but im really gonna tie him up and look through his phone . ima taze him everytime i find something i dont like
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@misamarz_
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me and who !!
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@misamarz_
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do NOT send that text ! they do NOT care !
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@misamarz_
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me and who 😻
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@misamarz_
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me when he remembers small details about me
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@misamarz_
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do NOT send that text!!!! they hate you!!!
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@misamarz_
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him when im done with him
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@misamarz_
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fortnite anyone ????
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@misamarz_
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@Blu3Jay8 LMAOOO id never talk to them again after that
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@misamarz_
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us on the 2nd link ( we were too shy on the 1st )
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@misamarz_
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@D3vyn__ folding the paper is sending me
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@misamarz_
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sorry , he called me his pretty girl 😩
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hope hopes hoping
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wtf im never going back to Home Depot
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@misamarz_
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if he goes all day without texting you he doesn't like you btw
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@misamarz_
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yall say hi to my new cat
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@misamarz_
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i wanna cream in his coffee or whatever the saying is
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@misamarz_
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the love of your life lives half way across the world btw
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@misamarz_
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when he likes another girls post , a fairy dies
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@misamarz_
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like for a special dm 🀭🩷
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@misamarz_
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if he says he's "afraid of women" he's ran through btw
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@misamarz_
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everything reminds me of him
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Need it
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me to his gooch 😩
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@misamarz_
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@manuelsgarden shes so real
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@misamarz_
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me and who 😻
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@misamarz_
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calling a girl "twin" is a body btw
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@misamarz_
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search "hear me out " in your tweets i wanna see something
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@misamarz_
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me and who 😻
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@misamarz_
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do not send that paragraph . they do not care + they are laughing at you
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@misamarz_
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stop calling me short if you aren't gonna put some inches in me
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@misamarz_
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i like a man who yaps alot what can i say
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@misamarz_
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me when he yaps
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Eastern white pine tree absolutely oozing sap
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@misamarz_
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day 3 of not stalking their page
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@misamarz_
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@theshirtdog this is so real
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@misamarz_
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me & his gooch 😻
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Can you guess what animal this tongue belongs to?
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realized i was toxic when mid argument i started getting turned on
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me and oomf
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the only thing super about my day
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me when he gives me a golden shower
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@misamarz_
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leave your ex aloneeeee ! PLEASE ! pretty please !
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@misamarz_
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see yall on the flip side 🩰
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@misamarz_
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@Mau1019 u in my business?
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@misamarz_
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him and the girl he told you not to worry about
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@misamarz_
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that emotionally unavailable man is NOT your soulmate btw
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something about a man knowing how to flirt makes me think .. you say this to every bitch dont you ?
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who wants mommy to spoil them 😫
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@misamarz_
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he doesnt text you all day because he knows if he does he will fall in love with you !
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idk something about a man wanting a bachelor party makes me gag .. tf you mean you wanna go to the strip club the night before we get married ?
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@misamarz_
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fake healed bitch i saw you stalking your ex
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@misamarz_
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are you depressed or do you just need to dye your hair , get a piercing or a tattoo ????
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dude ???
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@misamarz_
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stop pausing and kissing my back i know what that means!!!
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dudes b running too, AHT AHT! put that DCK back in πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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people who use β€œπŸ˜­β€ like being choked
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@misamarz_
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@a0yss @_Bun_Bun_Mai my friends bf kept old nudes of his ex.
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@misamarz_
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stop taking relationship advice from your single friends 😭
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stop having twitter crushes !!!!!
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you are not in love after a week
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she's not texting you back because she has her legs behind her head & he's giving her DEEP . SLOW . strokes . in and out . in and out . shes lookin into his eyes & telling him he's sooo big and that it's his pussy
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how i say sorry
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people who say online friends aren't real friends scare me
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am i flirting with you or do you just find me attractive ? ask yourself this
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its tell your crush that you want them day !
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what if i wanna give HIM frontshots ?
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@misamarz_
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yall hate scorpios like theres not sagittarius , capricorns , leos & virgos running around ???
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having parents who don't believe in mental illness .. is not for the weak !
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being nonchalant all the time isn’t the flex you think it is btw
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@NlCOMACCIAVELLI i get her completely
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may everyone involved in this man’s death NEVER know peace!!!! it’s β€œpro life” until it’s the life of an innocent black man!!! you DISGUST me! marcellus you deserved so much better. rest in power angel
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the names and faces of the MO Supreme Court judges that allowed #MarcellusWilliams to be executed today.
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the real ranking: 1. scorpio 2. taurus 3. cancer 4. pisces 5. leo 6. capricorn 7. aries 8. aquarius 9. sagittarius 10. gemini 11. libra 12. virgo
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yall love talking ab edaters like yall not getting cheated on irl
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what he's gonna wake up to πŸ™πŸ»
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are yall even friends if you don't flirt a lil ?
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if they can go 24 hours without talking to you they hate you btw
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can y'all stop talking about orange juice ?? apple juice is better
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get back with your ex in time for valentines day season !!!
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you arent in love after a week
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@staticgrl get a new one unreasonably fast
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drake's kik pfp would be black rn
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men CAN be bisexual / pansexual ... stop TELLING them what their sexuality is because you are a weirdo
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