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Calypso

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4 months

Not defeating the yemoja rumors, I’m afraid

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4 years

@yungIibra @torinashtun damn is there anything this man can't do?

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1 year

Eid Mubarak ❤️

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8 months

Here’s my henna and my cat. Have a good day and Jummah Mubarak 🥰

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4 years

@MCcollectibles_ @wammiri there's also the story of two sons? Abu and Sule who added their father's name, Jaja to theirs, birthing Suleja and Abuja

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

7 months

This is what the people have been asking for

Taves

@tavesthegreat

7 months

BODIJA/FOLAKE OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!!!🕺🏾🪩

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6 months

Eid Mubarak fam. Taqaballahu minna wa minkum ❤️

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4 years

@TheLifeOfCoko you guys are picking calls by 3?

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4 years

@ElectrikDave @renaissancezoee it really is just a choice. let's not give it more depth than it has or shame women who didn't make that choice👍

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Calypso

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3 years

wear masks✌️

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Calypso

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4 years

@hussi_maraj @Musmu1203 @akhile_ayanda28 @nonnythesupasta me as a Nigerian Muslim that didn't know there were different types of powder

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Calypso

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8 months

Lemme get this straight. People picked up off the street arrested for ‘prostitution’ or ‘yahoo fraud’ are treated like animals but these murderers are integrated back into society because they were taken at their word. How do we throw this country into the ocean please

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8 months

Repentant terrorists swore by Quran, can’t return to killings – Borno

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1 year

@BigBadReni Be careful with the people you tell that you’re a virgin

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Calypso

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1 year

Too much death wallah. May Allah take us when He’s most pleased with us

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Calypso

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9 months

Maybe all you need to feel alive is a suicidal okadaman

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Calypso

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4 years

@Omo_Alufa_ wait. painkillers actually work for some people?

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4 years

@beautifulch4os @i_am_STANISLA I know all of these. My siblings are the ones that don't know it

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6 months

People will be beautiful and then not like cats

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1 year

@Gbemisoke No because you’ll still see women that have gone through worse shaming unmarried or divorced women

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2 years

😭

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1 year

@DSogz @Maladroithe @JenniferWollin That’s so messed up. I think there’s a movie where the child eventually kills the parent?

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Calypso

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8 months

Lmaooo my proudest big sister moment was when I convinced my Ben 10-addicted brother that we were aliens and would be returning to our home planet without him. My guy said “But why?”

Ijbolina Lolie

@grandpabbychuck

8 months

Oh yeah. So amazing 😒

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1 month

For this same reason, I prefer snorerers

Rush

@russianjop

1 month

Very random fact about me, if you fall asleep around me and you’re silent, the first thing I check to see is you’re breathing. Just be watching your chest/stomach, not sure why I do that either.

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Calypso

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4 years

@abbietayo roommate that stole my recommend glasses when I was doing project because she wanted to do photoshoot. she didn't believe I needed them

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Calypso

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1 year

Don’t let being a governor stop you from pursuing your dreams, girl

BellaNaija

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1 year

Governor @jidesanwoolu of Lagos makes his runway debut at #LagosFashionWeek 2023, closing the Emmy Kasbit show. #LFW23 #BNStyleLFW23

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Calypso

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3 years

swifties every 8 days #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

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3 years

@Cute_Constance @_Annikus_ @_debayo it's giving yoruba film

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Calypso

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2 years

with beauty like this, who needs eyebrows?

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Calypso

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4 years

@OOSHATiDE @Jollz @Bubee_O every life counts chief. we live to fight another day

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4 years

@tvandy13 @yungIibra @torinashtun why did you do this?

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Calypso

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6 months

She’s sitting in a bush…like a fruit 🥺😭

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6 months

People will be beautiful and then not like cats

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Calypso

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7 months

Three bouncing baby cats. Ikomo is next week. Wear pink and green

Calypso

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8 months

It’s official. Gbolahan Jr is pregnant. No friends, no job, no baby daddy, no house, still a minor and pregnant for the second time. I raised her better than this

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Calypso

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3 years

@VocalTomes I can't stop seeing this now

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3 years

Etinöza🌚

@TheRealEtinosa

3 years

If e sure for you, flaunt your woman 😉

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3 years

when you take out your braids and you're stuck with all of your hair and you're wondering whose idea this was

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1 year

My mum: It’s nice. Let me get it for my baby Them: Aww. How old is your baby? Me,the 23 year old ‘baby’ standing on the side

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1 year

The ‘enunciation and whispery moans’ are peculiar to Julia Michaels’ songs and writing. Selena is good and all but these flowers are for Julia

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

1 year

When donating stuff for charity, you don't have to select just the old and decrepit things. Let someone love the new and shiny things you love too❤️

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

2 years

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) is reported to have said, “Whoever feeds a fasting person will earn the same reward as him without diminishing in any way the reward of the fasting person.”

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Calypso

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6 months

Petition to make Luna Queen of the world?

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Calypso

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2 years

Wallah my sister's beauty is overwhelming. God snapped when He made this girl fr

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7 months

The funniest Ramadan joke is the mother looking for her son after Taraweeh. But his name is Takbir🤭

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5 months

Every time I see this tweet,I remember when we were picnicking at Crush Rock and there was a woman taking pictures of her preteen daughter. An engineer shouted down at us that nobody should stand so close to the edge. The woman thanked him and said they will just take one last

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Calypso

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2 years

gorgeous gorgeous girls don't have flat tummies

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

4 years

I honestly blame the people that called me 'talented', 'intelligent for her age' when i was younger. if only I had learnt hard work and good work ethics earlier😥

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

8 months

I'm reaching out to you to ask for your support during Ramadan. Every little bit helps, and no donation is too small. Thank you for your consideration, and may this Ramadan be a time of peace and prosperity for you and your loved ones.

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3 years

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3 years

it takes too much energy to get angry mehn. let's just...chill

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Calypso

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3 months

We don’t know what he’s going through. Body shaming is never ok. Do better

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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3 months

This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Katovik. He weights over 1,000lbs!

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8 months

It’s official. Gbolahan Jr is pregnant. No friends, no job, no baby daddy, no house, still a minor and pregnant for the second time. I raised her better than this

Calypso

@mirrorandveil

9 months

My little harami of a granddaughter has a belly now. And that orange stud from next door has been visiting. They better pray it’s a hernia

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1 year

@_Teeto__ You can tell she was a joy to shoot. She’s so pretty and you captured her beautifully

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2 months

If you live long enough, you might get to see your wicked secondary school teachers doing TikTok dance challenges

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11 months

Babe, why does the playlist you made for me have 7 saves

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Calypso

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2 years

lmaooo no one with tattoos should act this way

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1 year

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Jery

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1 year

Married men rizz? Let's go💀

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4 months

Congratulations but you have the same name twice

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7 months

I was cooking one day when I cut my hand on a sardine tin. I was bleeding way too much and I got really weak, really fast. By the time my roommates got me out of the door, I wasn’t even speaking, much less moving but I was very aware that I might die.

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1 month

Ahhhh!!! My cat came back home

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Calypso

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11 months

You never forget the first time you’re baselessly called an ashawo. There may be other times but the first time is always special. I hope it meant something to him too

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Calypso

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3 years

the universe doesn't want me to learn how to whistle so I can catcall fine guys at the mall. dumb universe

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Calypso

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4 years

that's how I became butt of my colleagues' jokes when I was spotted jumping on bouncing castle at kubwa. I can explain. see the thing is...my wife and I were just picking up our food from this restaurant. then my olori kodoro of a wife was like "omo this bouncing castle thing is

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

4 years

it's the cutest when your non-muslim friends wear your hijab talmabout "it's like I will buy my own", " I look like an Halima" 😂😂

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Calypso

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2 years

wish there were classes on how to hype people cos my babes sending me pictures and me not knowing what to say other than 'you look good' is not a good look

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Calypso

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5 years

Every single person: Always stay hydrated Me chomping on ice:

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8 months

Dump

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7 months

Inside Ramadhan, inside this heat, with three newborns, Junior has resumed her fornicatory ways. Gaskiya she can’t be saved

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

3 months

Idk it’s just better. Especially if you’re watching with subtitles

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3 months

finding out that some people choose to watch movies at 2x speed has chilled me to my core. not to sound hyperbolic but how do you live with yourself

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2 months

Tried to prank Maryam by drinking apple mirinda from a morning fresh bottle and she only fell for it for like 5 seconds. They have seen me finish inside this house

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7 months

You can fast regularly from time to time but that first day of Ramadan hits different

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

7 months

Bro Gbolahan Jr smelled another cat on me last night. She didn’t let me touch her babies this morning, she peed on my sandals and when my mum rinsed it off, she waited till she had my attention and peed on it again

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Calypso

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1 year

Watching your host bring you food

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11 months

Finally met the artist that lives on my street. Told him my name’s Amina and he lost it cos the piece he’s working on is named Amina🤭

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Calypso

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4 years

two is always better than one. always. except tumors sha

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5 years

One of these days, I'm going to "I'm dead" or "mad o" myself into a bad situation

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Calypso

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7 months

167 meals provided so far Alhamdulillah

Calypso

@mirrorandveil

8 months

I'm reaching out to you to ask for your support during Ramadan. Every little bit helps, and no donation is too small. Thank you for your consideration, and may this Ramadan be a time of peace and prosperity for you and your loved ones.

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Calypso

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2 years

yes please 🤤

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Calypso

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2 years

my sister and her boyfriend are naming countries in Africa and she's asking me for help. Her boyfriend tells her to stop showing off. Lmfao. someone that spells Congo with a K

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Calypso

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7 months

Offa women>>

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

8 months

He looks like the child they forgot to pick up from school😂😂

S3!

@That_AMG

8 months

Just look at how everyone avoided Shettima here with his undeniably bad Boko Haram vibes.

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2 years

@ginandyhams how can someone say something like that without feeling ashamed 😂

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

5 years

This begs the question: what are the boundaries in marriage?

Taiye Alaofin

@TAlaofin

5 years

Two shall become one but it dosent mean two should have joint account!

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Calypso

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3 years

someone writes something and adds "read that again" is how I end up in loops for several minutes

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

9 months

There’s a reason you start everything with Bismillah

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

5 months

Telling this kid to go inside before I count to five, next thing she says is “Aunty Amina you’re beautiful when you’re angry”. I’ve been rizzed by a five year old

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Calypso

@mirrorandveil

8 months

Tell them to pinky promise not to do it again and let them go

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@ZagazOlaMakama

8 months

Police in Sokoto have successfully arrested some bandits terrorising people around Tambuwal and Boɗinga in Sokoto state. They also recovered arms from the Kidnappers.

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Calypso

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1 year

@_Teeto__ That first sentence though. Let’s see the pictures

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