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@mirandaiiisms

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Close enough. Welcome back Sorcerer Mickey.

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1 year

Uhhhhh, I'm driving and I'm behind this???

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3 years

Orlando culture is going to a theme park, riding nothing, grab lunch, and just walking a around to get out of the house.

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11 months

Me when Sorcerer Mickey is on top of the mountain during Fantasmic.

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2 years

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7 months

Not that it matters but in the caption, she says that hugging this character reminds her of hugging her loved one who has passed away. Stop dunking on people for the stuff they love. Mind your business and if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

I’m just saying that when the reservation system wasn’t in place, I’d just go get dinner at Epcot all the time and spend money but now I don’t wanna go and waste a reservation on two hours.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 months

Don't pretend that this is a victory. This is actually really sad and we shouldn't be celebrating losing creative people.

Mickey Central

@Mickey_Central

2 months

Walt Disney Imagineer Ann Morrow Johnson, executive producer and creative director of the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser hotel, has left the company.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

I miss being able to just randomly go to a Disney park day of and just wander and get food and then leave. 🥹

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@mirandaiiisms

6 months

I AM TREASURING THIS FOREVER

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Please tell me Disney is increasing wages if they’re increasing food/bev/genie+ prices.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

I just wanna talk about this shirt.

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@mirandaiiisms

8 months

I got home from work today and my husband goes "they just confirmed a Twilight house" and I'm like "for HHN???" And he's like "no, LEGO."

Pop Base

@PopBase

8 months

LEGO to release a Twilight set based on the Cullen house.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

It bothers me that Disney considers “influencers” media. Seeing all these problematic people get Starcruiser media previews rattles my bones.

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@mirandaiiisms

7 months

Disney Springs needs a book shop.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

PSA: Even after social distancing is over, you don’t have to be right on top of me in line?????

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@mirandaiiisms

7 months

Now resign from being governor!

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@PopBase

7 months

Ron DeSantis has dropped out of the 2024 Presidential race.

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7 months

Ah shit.

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4 months

ANYWAY!!!!!

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Guys!!!! I don’t have cancer!!

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1 year

I love this zone so much.

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1 year

I hope they know they're a fan favorite.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

So you’re telling me Disney had the money to fix the Epcot phallic wall but not hire cast members back?

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2 years

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@mirandaiiisms

7 months

Bestie, you cheated on your husband and homewrecked another marriage...It's giving entitlement, lack of guilt, and spoiled. This isn't something to be proud of. But also, be nice to cast and team members when you visit Orlando next.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

7 months

Ariana Grande addresses critics on her new single “yes, and?”: “Your business is yours, and mine is mine. Why do you care so much whose d*ck I ride?”

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@mirandaiiisms

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Minnieheimer.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

BE NICE TO CAST MEMBERS TODAY.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Maturing is knowing that Food and Wine Fest is actually the worst Epcot festival.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

I’m tired of living through multiple historic events in my lifetime.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Inclusion is sexy. If you’re mad about changes to the “Disney look” you are not sexy. I said what I said.

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@mirandaiiisms

8 months

I'm a WDW local. I'll pay $62+ for a meal at Ohana before I'll park at the TTC.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

An Epcot wheelchair ended up on Batuu?

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

I haven’t forgotten about how Fantasmic isn’t back yet, Disney. 👀

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@mirandaiiisms

1 year

Hi friends. Matt and I are engaged. 🥰🥰🥰💍💍✨✨

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@mirandaiiisms

11 months

My favorite thing about the unmasking the horror tours is seeing the animals they hide in the houses! This year was frogs and on the day we went, they were putting hats on the frogs! These are in Dueling Dragons!

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@mirandaiiisms

9 months

I can tell you one thing and this may be controversial....I don't wanna see this in DAK.

Scott Gustin

@ScottGustin

9 months

Here's new on-ride footage of Zootopia: Hot Pursuit, the flagship attraction in the upcoming Zootopia land at the Shanghai Disney Resort. The land officially opens on Dec. 20. 📽️: @shanghaidaily

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Star Wars is for everyone, not just the rich and the influencers.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Bob Chapek makes approximately 32.5 million dollars. You can’t tell me you need that much money???? Like, can we distribute that wealth to frontline workers???

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Say what you will about animal kingdom but it’s the best place to vibe just by yourself.

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@mirandaiiisms

1 year

When you wake up at 5:45 and the Resistance attack

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

People being salty because I said Trader Sam’s should be 21 and older for all hours like they don’t have other bars on property or can’t drink in the parks. 🫡 Ya know what? Make Oga’s 21 and older too. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

My toxic trait is that I need a full face of makeup to go to a theme park.

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@mirandaiiisms

4 months

We! Don't! Have! A! National! Religion!

The Intellectualist

@highbrow_nobrow

4 months

Trump says that he’ll implement a religious test for immigrants if he is elected: “If you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

That girl dressing in black and “mourning” a log fume attraction is an immediate ick.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Genuinely curious if people behaved this way when GMR closed.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

HHN is romantic idc what anyone says.

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9 months

The fountain argument is invalid now.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 months

Why are people SO hung up on Splash Mountain?? Like they're defending that attraction like their life depended on it.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

I GOT THE JOB!!!!

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Do I go to Epcot for an hour after work and ride Guardians and then just go home? 😂

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@mirandaiiisms

6 months

Chapek said in the Quarter 3 Earnings Call, that close to 50% of park guests purchase Genie. And this is your friendly reminder, sometimes you can't tell if someone has a disability or not and it's not your place to make that call.

Jacob from Carey

@hhn_jacob

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This is the LIGHTNING LANE for Tower of Terror. Yes even the extended queue… Holy fuck.

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@mirandaiiisms

7 months

Babe, wake up!! A new Jim Shull meme just dropped!

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

The fact of the matter is, I could afford Starcruiser but I can’t rationalize a two day experience for that much money. I love Star Wars. It’s a big part of my life and Starcruiser is probably gonna be awesome. It just sucks some of us mega fans won’t be able to go.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

I shouldn’t ever take living in Orlando for granted. I literally got to go to work today, drive to Epcot, have dinner and a margarita, ride Guardians, and watch fireworks after my shift. Like???

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@mirandaiiisms

1 year

This one.

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@mirandaiiisms

4 months

The fact this has to be made just screams the general public has a lack of common sense. 🥲

Professor Leisure🍍

@TheLeisureProf

4 months

Solid advice.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Not to be that person but this is the greatest sign I have seen at a hot tub.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Never thought I would take care of a patient who dropped a lightsaber on their foot but here we are.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

“Two per person”

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

I was told by guest relations that the team for cast compliments on twitter at Disney has been brought back!

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4 months

No. ❤️ When I wasn't local, I would take a trip on the resort monorail loop on my first evening of my trip and that was a tradition with my family growing up. We shouldn't limit access to resort hopping and access to shops and restaurants and lounges.

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@disneyglimpses

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Should Disney Transport require guests to scan their MagicBand or room key to use the resort monorail at the Magic Kingdom?

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@mirandaiiisms

9 months

Straight from the website, friends.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Josh D’amaro is the real villain that is changing the parks for the worse. He’s not even THAT attractive for you guys to be worshipping him like you do. Not to mention, he’s extremely performative.

Tiana’s Foods Head Manager

@hecallsmePP

3 years

Disney parks opinion that will garner this reaction ?

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

6 likes and I go to Disneyland.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Controversial but can we get rid of Country Bears next.

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2 years

I FINISHED. Never knew I could do something like this and I’m so proud of myself.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Unpopular opinion but an Indiana Jones ride would be better at DHS and not DAK.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

The strongest stars have hearts of kyber. 🤍✨

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@mirandaiiisms

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The most breathtaking church from every state in the US - a thread 🧵

Storybook Amusement

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8 months

The most breathtaking church from every state in the US - a thread 🧵 1. Florida: E.T. Adventure, Orlando (1990)

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Hey (with the intention of going to HHN with you.)

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@mirandaiiisms

9 months

Anyone hating on Epcot right now shouldn't be allowed in. Epcot is that bitch and will always be that bitch. Walt Disney even said that.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Gf who takes the lead in HHN houses, bf who holds her hand behind her.

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@mirandaiiisms

4 months

Expelling students for protesting is not a good look and frankly, unpatriotic. 🫡

HOT SPOT

@HotSpotHotSpot

4 months

Desantis pledges to expel all students from Florida schools if they protest Israel

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9 months

LIKE HOW COOL IS THIS

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2 years

The front half of Universal Studios is just gonna be Minions. 🥲 I hate it here.

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11 months

Do they ever collect these tho

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3 years

Idk, Universal has upped their “food festival” game and is arguably better than EPCOT’s festival food choices right now.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Bring back Fantasmic you cowards.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

We bullied them into bringing the noodles back. We can bully them to bring HEA back.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Soooo, bring back wandering characters in Batuu?

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1 year

America.

Sarah

@sarahsays84

1 year

In your opinion, what is the most useless country pavilion in EPCOT?

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Listen. How about we put the Osborne Lights on Sunset Blvd or something??? Or even Hollywood Blvd??? It could WORK. We could have IT ALL.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

WHAT IF WE HELD HANDS AT FANTASMIC’S OPENING NIGHT

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

What caused Bob Chapek to be fired? Wrong answers only.

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@mirandaiiisms

3 years

Not my meme but....me.

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@mirandaiiisms

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I can't wait to put these on my car omg.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

Apparently when I was taking photos last night, some people on Batuu were taking photos of me and I can’t wait to be talked about on the Disney groups.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

But when is Disney gonna fire Josh though. 🫡

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@mirandaiiisms

1 year

I don't think I shared this on Friday because it was busy but!!!!

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@mirandaiiisms

2 months

I do not CARE where you stand on the Galactic Starcruiser. People should be able to take creative risks and not be either forced or ridiculed enough to leave a company. This is how you kill creativity.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

May the stars light your way! Follow along on my Starcruiser journey here! ✨

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@mirandaiiisms

1 year

Those of you saying this belongs in DAK is WRONG.

Scott Gustin

@ScottGustin

1 year

NEW: Shanghai Disney Resort revealed a new look at the world's first Zootopia-themed land, including a brand new look at the land's main attraction "Zootopia: Hot Pursuit" -- all set to open later this year.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

BE NICE TO CAST MEMBERS EVERYDAY.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

BE NICE TO CAST MEMBERS TODAY.

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11 months

Me waving at the person on the bell tower in Blood Moon every night:

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1 year

Oh I'm obsessed.

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@mirandaiiisms

2 years

I am not your personal Disney shopper just because I live in Florida. 🫡 I haven’t spoken to this girl since COLLEGE and yet she asks me to get her Disney merch???

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@mirandaiiisms

9 months

everyone hating on it...Don't you try to even come in. I'm gonna sit and read on nice days here idc.