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Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2011
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Happy national girlfriend day @itsssammiee ❤️😘
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Peep that honey tattoo 😏
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I got the job!!!! 😁
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I decide the vibe ✌️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
New hair, same smile 🙂
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
This tweet didn’t age well
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Donald J. Trump
10 years
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
A few hours ago Covid took my grandpa’s life.. My heart is heavy, but I want to thank everyone who prayed for him. He’s no longer in pain. Please, I’m begging you, wear your masks, wash your hands, and take all the precautions to keep our loved ones/ everyone’s loved ones safe.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Me walking in to @joey_sasso apartment after being blocked.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Okay! Since I’m still getting asked. Yes everyone, @joey_sasso took me on that date.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Hey @BarackObama , we miss you 💗
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
This is my hungry face.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I’ve been applying for jobs for months and I finally have an interview today!! Positive vibes please ✨
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I just found out my grandpa is in ICU with coronavirus. Prayers please.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Losing followers when I post about equality.... BYEEE 👋
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Hey @Joey_sasso if you see this, I haven’t forgotten about you 😬
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
🔥 🔥 I mean LOOK AT HER
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I PROMISE you guys I do NOT want to see your dick pics in my DM’s 🤢
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
You are not my mother. You didn’t want me then and you’ve proven that you don’t want anything to do with me now. You won’t get credit for any part of my life; for any of my success. I am not you daughter. You don’t deserve any part of me.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
3 years
JUST BECAUSE IM NICE TO YOU DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR YOU. That is all. 🙃
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
A little late, but THANK YOU for all the birthday wishes. It truly had the best bday!!💗💗💗
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Show of hands, who started @CircleNetflix Season 2?!?
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I love how people think just because I was on Netflix it must mean I have money. HONEY, NO. I’m just as broke trying to pay my bills just like the rest of you.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
You are worthy. You are loved. I know life isn’t fair, but life is better with you in it. I promise. You are so strong and you are beautiful. Keep your head up, you’ve got this ❤️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I never thought I would be one of those girlfriends to say “why you didn’t like my photo that I posted on IG”... but, brah I know you’ve been on there for the last 5 hours SO why didn’t you like my photo that I posted on IG?
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
🥳 28 is right around the corner!! Less than two weeks 😵
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Bitch, you ARE the snack 😍😛
@itsssammiee
IG: sammiee
4 years
I just want some snackksssss
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
LOL. Let me correct you Kelly- *neither*. Thank you.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
The look you give when he tells you “no”.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
3 years
Ughhh. I hate dating. I wish I just knew who the right one is going to be.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
MESSAGE: Thank you to all of you for making this experience so amazing for me and motivating me every day! I’m feeling the love! And I hope you can feel it from me too!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ so grateful!! 🙏🏼 SEND ➡️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
So. Damn. Gorgeous.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
@CircleNetflix I think Miranda should’ve stayed 👀
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I mean.... 😍❤️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
She DID that😍😍😍
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
*headed to Costco*
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Yesss mamas 😍 THE baddest 🔥
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
You don’t know me just by watching my on tv. I fucking promise you. So don’t act like you know who I am and what I’m about. They chose to show you what they wanted you to see.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
*jaw drop* Holy shit. I just watched the TikTok that piece of shit racist couple posted and WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I DO know. DAMN 🔥
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I will not box dye my hair. I will not box dye my hair. I will not box dye my hair. I will not box dye my hair. I will not box dye my hair..
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
You need to call me the fuck back! 😊
@joey_sasso
Joey Sasso
5 years
🎵 🎵 I need a girl to ride, ride, ride I need a girl, to make my wife I need a girl, whose mine, all mine I need a girl, in my life 🎵 🎵
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
“Every moment is a fresh beginning” - T.S. Eliot
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
**For everyone asking about the goodbye video! I made one, but they just didn’t show it to them. I’m thinking it’s because they wanted Joey to tell everyone I was real and we kissed 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m just as clueless as y’all lol
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
😍😍😍 this made my day
@itsssammiee
IG: sammiee
4 years
Smiling more and worrying less 💕
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I made my homemade chocolate chip cookies 😊🤤
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Shit.. @itsssammiee mentioned fried Oreos and I and CRAVING right now. But my man doesn’t want any sweets in the house. SOS 🥺
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
There’s a fake page of me. Be cautious please. This is my ONLY account that I’m tweeting from now.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Update on my grandpa- he’ll still fighting. He was just put on a ventilator. Prays are still appreciated 💓
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Men, this question is for you. Why don’t you post your girls on social media? Is it personal? Or
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
For the next hour, I’m going on a following spree!! There’s only one thing you have to do for a follow— Tell me something you love about yourself ❤️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
If your girl is on her period, chances are, she’s not feeling very sexy. It’s important to still make her feel wanted.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS! Thank you for all the positivity 🙏🏼❤️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
So- OnlyFans.. Thoughts?
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
3 years
Hey @ChrisSapphire it didn’t hurt that bad 😏 Now it’s your turn!
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Loving the fact that I’m home eating cheesecake while my boyfriend is at CrossFit.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Someone had just posted “who can say they didn’t have numbing spray for any of their tattoos” .... I’m like... wait. There’s numbing spray? Lol
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
What about me 😈
@demi_burnett
Demi Burnett
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I miss Joey from the circle
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
I couldn’t get the time off work to be with my circle family this weekend and my heart is broken 🥺
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
PET PEEVE- when people say “it could always be worse”. Um yes bitch. But it could also be better. ?
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I deserve the world, so I’m gonna give it to myself.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Y’all. I’m pretty sure i found my husband and we haven’t even met face to face yet. That is all.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Birth control makes me SO FCKIN emotional. I hate it.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Man, I don’t even smoke weed anymore, but 2020 sure is making me thinking twice about it.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
3 years
You know what I was just thinking? Men will put it in your ass but when she’s on her period, y’all don’t wanna dive in. What’s up with THAT? Weirdos.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
LOL at the girl who would bullied me and call me a n****r lover all throughout high school popping up on my Facebook acting like a lover of GOD all her life 🥱
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Sitting here thinking- I would not go to my 10 year class reunion. Shit, you couldn’t even pay me to. Hell to the no. 🙂
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Ew. Why did I do this? I’m scared.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
When I tell you my jaw dropped 😂
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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What did Anderson Cooper just say????
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Happy ❣️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I did that thing that the kids are doin. #VogueChallenge
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Bitch!!!! 100 fuckin percent!!!
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I’m due for a good cry. Drop some movies I can watch to get those tears rollin.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
So....my boyfriend.... just..... put ketchup... on... carne asada tacos....
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
It sucks not being able to distance yourself from people and the virus because you can’t afford to miss work 😫
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
It’s funny.. I keep telling all these women “know your worth” and I didn’t realize that I’m actually forgetting mine..
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Y’all. I love my Circle Fam SO FUCKING MUCH. ❤️
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miranda bissonnette
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Just because you’re a good person, doesn’t mean the world will be good to you..
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Y’all... I am HAPPY
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Smashing peoples face in their birthday cake is so disrespectful.. I don’t play that shit.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
How DARE my boyfriend leave me with the cookies I baked for him to take to work. They won’t be here when he gets home 😂
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
2 years
Hey Twitter :) it’s been a while #NewProfilePic
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Shoutout to all my fellow foster care babies. If you’re alone during this quarantine I’m sending you MY LOVE LOVE LOVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Communication is key! Don’t forget it.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
I don’t know how to get @verified but all these fake accounts are annoying. This is my ONLY account and I don’t plan on ever making a new one.
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Why does money have to rule the world? People shouldn’t have to stress about money in times likes this when we have no control over it. 😒
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
This lil chicken nugget so beautiful inside and out
@itsssammiee
IG: sammiee
4 years
loving myself through it ✨
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
Sooo. Looks like we no longer have freedom of speech?
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
Really wishing I had a dog at this time!! Please send me your puppy pics 🙂🥰
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
4 years
ABUSE OF FUCKING POWER. I AM SAD. I AM ANGRY. I AM FUCKING DISGUSTED!!!!!!!
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@miranda_dapanda
miranda bissonnette
5 years
That block button is here so we can use it. So I do 🤷🏽‍♀️
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