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the zenos ex machina at the end of EW is so funny because it means that Zenos Yae Galvus, crown prince of the garlean empire, a man who's literally 7.5 feet tall and about half as wide, and with his garlean eye in the middle of his forehead, made it through sharlayan customs
i think as a character aymeric is super funny in a meta kind of way. like here's this character who was prominent in one expansion and completed his story arc by getting glued to a desk job so now it's literally impossible to find or talk to him in-game.
once again i must commend ffxiv for connecting story and gameplay so well because alphinaud is an absolutely terrible sage who plays the job like he just picked it up
"This is the end of our adventure. You meant the world to me."
two lines, throwaway in some savage enrage, their meaning hidden behind a bunch of role quests a significant part of the player base won't even play through anyway
oh yeah reminder that haurchefant greystone killed multiple men, stabbed them to death multiple times with a knife, over and over to make sure they were dead, when he was 17 years old. at roughly alphinaud sized. he was knighted for it
the fact that haurchefant's soul is still waiting in the aetherial sea and refusing to be reborn means that he *didn't* die well and felt there was so much left undone.
he wanted to protect WoL. he could not. i wonder if he got his closure at the end.
until then, my friend.
in case you ever wanted to see what their sizes are btw
azem would also be emet-sized (50). hyth is 0 height, themis is probably like -50 lmfao 😭.. venat is 25, with a 100 bust. w e w.
like man honestly ngl
the way some people talk about SOME sections of this game, with the "well my WoL would.." i sure am glad we're not playing YOUR sociopath WoL and instead SE's idea of the Warrior of Light, who, as it turns out, is a better person than yours
i hope that in the new expansions the twins actually evolve into their adult elezen forms because there is no way i'm accepting that ARR > EW all happened in the span of a couple years.
it's valentines day so let's remember that haurchefant scene where he gives WoL this lingering full body check, the camera switches to pan over his half-naked soldiers, you hear their labored grunting, and WoL, in a moment of clarity, looks very worried for a split second
venat being an azem who refuses to die is all sorts of funny to me because now i think that all azems are like. "hey i traveled this entire world and i love it so much I'M NOT LEAVING LOL"
also one of my favorite endwalker reveals was that hydaelyn never intended to save the shards at all
an azem shard had to be screaming and crying and k*lling himself for her to get her to do SOMETHING about his world and even then only got her to save like 10% of it
i love ardbert because even at his *lowest* he still had the strength in him to push you forward. i love ardbert because he is a perfect reflection of what azem used to be like, and who WoL is as well
dude was dead and he could still be your best bro who always had your back 😭
the video game final fantasy fourteen endwalker has a segment where it tries to show you the effects of the propaganda machine
the social media hub twitter dot com shows you in practice what that propaganda machine can accomplish
i really love WoL's journals. they're so much more full of personality than in his behavior in the actual quests themselves. like, he IS mad about that fetch quest, you just wouldn't know it because he doesn't actually say so. nobody reads his journals, not even the players.
the absolute state of convocation twitter (or, don't be too hard on him he's just insecure, or also, "i just wanted to draw lots of icons")
#ffxiv
#ffxivart
not me realizing that the reason why WoL grew so attached to haurchefant was that he offered his protection, friendship and love without asking for anything in return and genuinely cared for WoL as a /person/ and not as a dog of war
not at 1am in the morning
you bully him for being "too young" and "too short" too many times and suddenly he's carrying him around everywhere like this
#ffxiv
#ffxivart
#endwalkerspoilers
[⚠️5.3 spoilers] emet bequeathed the entirety of ancient memory to a man who can't remember what he had for breakfast that morning.
(why does this option exist lmao)
#FFXIV
#hythlodaeus
he's infiltrated places before but never like this. he didn't even zoop into someone else's body he just. SAUNTERED up to where krile and tataru were, in full garb, his cheeks clappin, and went "yo where my friend at, let me have that crystal omnomnomnom"
WoL ARR: i'm good at violence
WoL HW: i don't want to be good at violence anymore, alphinaud taught me to be good at Diplomacy
[diplomacy fails]
[WoL loses one more friend]
WoL HW:
WoL HW: 😢
Fray HW: i am VERY good at violence
alphinaud is going to have a terrible time romancing girls (or boys) when he hits puberty because he's picking up all his social cues from WoL and estinien and i don't know which of them is worse.
emet-selch, after WoL has delayed a rejoining for the 257th time, shaking with rage: the warrior of light. i'm so over the Warriors of Light, their precious sundered azem souls, and their UNBELIEVABLY STUPID NAMES!!!
i often think about WoL's room at the forgotten knight, and what a mess it is. just how many bottles are strewn around the place.
it makes sense. it was not a happy place, and those were not happy times.
meanwhile, estinien, his bff who was in the same expansion with him, completed his story arc by being "prematurely retired" so HE gets to fuck off doing ... whatever he likes. on permanent vacation. last spotted sipping pina coladas halfway across the world
life's not fair dude
this is a writeup on the lore of the dusk vigil, ser yuhelmeric, and the ice rondel that WoL is requested to retrieve from there.
because it's a great story, and if i could, i would tell it everywhere.
~~this is Heavensward: dusk vigil addendum~~
TJ. do you know what you enable.
idea for the holidays: steal your partners' clothes. destroy them, but look like a classi bitch doing it. force them to wear your old clothes so they start plotting to kill you.
#reed900
#900gavin
#sketch
i dont even know what im doing really.
i've consumed a lot of fantasy media. i like to think i've seen every other kind of elf - from long-haired immortals to treehugging archers to magic addicts.
but man, i never imagined i'd become so invested in a brand of elves that was just "feudal french catholics"
it's like he died but really he's just doing taxes. you can have dinner with him but only when he can make time in his schedule so this occurs only once. he can escape the temple knights if he's quick enough with his elephant disguise but he needs to be back in under a minute.
ask stupid questions, get stupid answers 😣
(.. this is just a really roundabout way to push my headcanons sdadsfgf ie: ascians are so advanced they don't often do that, but then. azem)
#ffxiv
#emetwol
#エメ光
i have really, really been holding my tongue re: this comm/scam drama but i saw something that sent my blood boiling and i just can't.
6 years. 6 fucking years.
people finish PhDs in 6 years.
i ... love ... the idea of suspiciously light androids ... so how about ... a plot twist ...
(he can and will still deck gavin's ass though)
#reed900
#900gavin
#sketch
hey. friendly reminder that haurchefant greystone really, canonically said to WoL, "please fight my soldiers. please. i want to see it. i want to watch. i want to watch the sweat drip down your skin"