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4 years
@EdwardGLuce "They were careless people, the Trumps-they smashed up things & creatures & then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that held them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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@gtconway3d Some have asked whether this is appropriate attire for a congressman. I say of corset is.
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@FrankLuntz @JesseKellyDC He didn’t mean Epstein per se…it’s just an analogy. He meant he was planning to be *A* serial child rapist and human trafficker. Or something.
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@davidfrum @AJDelgado13 Ivanka is an a official White House advisor & works on admin matters. Don Jr spoke at the RNC & is a constant surrogate. Eric is another (awful) TV surrogate. Barron should be off-limits, & Tiffany probably was until her RNC speech. She and the first 3 are more than fair game.
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@ChristianWVids How much for the sweatshirt though?
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@kylecupp I know I’m just an anonymous Twitter user and I don’t know you, but I am truly and deeply sorry for your loss. I wish time could be turned back for you.
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@keithedwards Pretty weak live stream.
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@francisxwolf “Explain it to me like I’m an emerald mine trust fund baby and apartheid beneficiary.”
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@ddale8 How many people has Antifa lynched?
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@tedcruz Pretty sure the ones with the Auschwitz shirts are OK with being called Nazis.
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@FDRLST This you?
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2 years
@MickMulvaney Former Trump Chief of Staff attempts to distance himself from Trump’s inner circle. Hilarious.
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@gregkellyusa The legal gun, Greg? Second Amendment is only for white folks, I guess.
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@wcrtchicago @SageRosenfels18 You just equated a business owner willingly paying an employ to stealing money from poor kids.
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@natsechobbyist Individual mental health/personality issues morphing into mass psychosis.
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@natsechobbyist Pawdon? For a messdemeanor?
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4 years
@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Repealing section 230...so you and the president are against free speech and the first amendment.
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@Angry_Staffer If that was assault, this was murder:
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@parlertakes @RpsAgainstTrump @HunterJCullen I think President NotNarcissticMoron is doing just fine.
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@JohnCornyn @WSJ It’s not doxxing when it’s public information, genius.
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@keithedwards @HerschelWalker The personality disorder doesn’t fall far from the tree.
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@GovMikeHuckabee Putin took down our presidency. With your daughter’s help.
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“Grows in a peach tree dish?” JFC. @Popehat “PeachTreeDishHat?”
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger.
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@Popehat Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: An anti-vaxxer walks into a vet clinic. Veterinarian says, “Why the long face?”
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@elonmusk @alexeheath A 0.8% increase?
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@elonmusk @alexeheath The old, “start the y axis at 242 million” trick.
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@JoJoFromJerz @RepBoebert In her defense she was probably thinking “icky spouse.”
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@laurenboebert I mean, not driving to a riot in another state would have kept him alive also. Seems easier.
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@JackPosobiec @RepThomasMassie Fucking soulless ghouls and fake Christians.
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@Popehat @RonFilipkowski Super good muzzle discipline though.
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@gtconway3d CoupCoup?
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@kstraith @marklevinshow They have literally no idea how anything works.
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@soledadobrien Big effing man trying to physically intimidate a small woman/girl. I hope his family and employer are watching and proud.
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@LindseyGrahamSC @JoeBiden The blackmail dump is coming soon, Lindsey.
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@GuntherEagleman Hilarious. Just for this shot though, right? Not the other dozen vaccinations? How many years until he can “leave the military?” Good luck going AWOL. 😂
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Thank you for your service, Matt. Your performance at the Battle of Teen Hooker Hill was masterful. No one could rival your courage at the final charge of Venmo Ridge. Generations will sing of your bravery in taking the Mann Act Valley. Respect.
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@RyanAFournier “Doxxing” with information that is common knowledge and on the law firm’s public website and legal filings? Sad take.
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@PressSec Sort of like how you watched and helped your boss incite a violent Insurrection and watch it with glee from the White House. Moment of convenience, Kayleigh.
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@ddale8 Seems to me that the KKK is the modern KKK. I dunno.
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@atrupar Nestor has a father who lives in the state Matt represents.
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@TheRickWilson But will Don Jr. be allowed to attend the Meth Gala?
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@keithedwards Incel Clown Posse
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@natsechobbyist I’m 95% sure my 3 year old didn’t commit an election crime. That other 5% tho…
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@AndrewFeinberg It gets worse. They spelled the goal of their request for injunctive relief as “coop d'état.”
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@charliekirk11 The oversight board isn’t a court that can be overturned, genius, and there is no 1st Amendement guarantee of posting to a private forum. I want to be in your podcast and hang a sign on the side of your house, but you’re censoring me because you won’t let me.
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@Liz_Cheney @JoeBiden You don’t need to put out a statement explaining this. Non-crazy people understand that.
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@DanielBush @gtconway3d There are only two possible explanations for that. 1. The actual Four Seasons Hotel denies them/canceled on them because they didn’t want anything to do with that sh!tshow. 2. Kushner bollocksed up the Mapquest. 50/50.
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@RadioFreeTom Rube Scientology.
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@mtgreenee So not the Anglo Saxon supremacists???
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@DougJBalloon Is Donald Trump *too* guilty to convict?
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@Angry_Staffer @ericowensdc I assumed that Putin pinned his hopes to a second Trump presidency where Trump would withdraw from NATO. Likely promised in one of the unrecorded phone calls.
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@jaketapper Federal crime which needs to be investigated, charged and prosecuted. @fec @FBI
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@jasonrantz @GovInslee He wasn’t forced out. He chose to quit.
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@jaketapper Now do Goya and My Pillow.
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@patriottakes Basically shitting all over the halls of Congress.
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@RadioFreeTom You can believe two things simultaneously. That the world is better off without a given person’s venom and vitriol, and that dancing on their grave, no matter how tempting, goes against basic decency. Well said, Tom.
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@LindseyGrahamSC Harrison proved you are not a man of your word. Why would anybody trust anything you say now, even if they agree with you?
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@Joeeyfetta Are you high?
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@janemarielynch @MattGertz His Twitter timeline died for our sins.
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@TheRickWilson Judge: “Counselor, regarding your briefs...” Rudy: “I WAS TUCKING IN MY SHIRT!”
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@AmyKremer Sleepy Joe can walk down ramps and step over cords without high heels and without dragging his right leg.
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@kaitlancollins 20 years. That’s his angle. 20 years is enough time to get over 9/11. Jamal Khashoggi wasn’t dismembered 20 years ago.
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@senatemajldr 600 bucks is pretty close to “on your own. “
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@TheRickWilson Mark Meadows: “There is no evidence that he’s NOT saving the world from satanic pedophile cannibals.”
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@peterbakernyt @katierogers Maybe do an article about why people have lost all empathy…instead of this garbage framing.
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@DougJBalloon Where the Red Fraud Grows Not since Billy tried to save Old Dan and Little Ann from certain death at the hands of a predator has the story of a vicious cougar killing a puppy caused so much heartbreak among readers.
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@JoshMandelOhio Sooo, setting fires in a building. @OhioFire Vandalizing by leaving ash/soot stains in the concrete floor.
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@NancyMace You spoke both for and against vaccines on different networks just hours apart. That’s why you were criticized
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@jaketapper @Kevinliptakcnn @kaitlancollins I’d explode too if I were a worse president than Nixon.
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@richardmarx @RexChapman Pick your battles. 92% of the world’s population eats meat, which ends much worse for the animal. Bass are prey for muskies, northern pike, large birds & alligators. In this case, a happy child released the fish to live and reproduce. Not the worst thing the fish will deal with.
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@Acyn @ericowensdc “I totally reject many of the things that you just quoted me on verbatim.”
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@juliettekayyem @notthisrn @SouthwestAir @FAANews What if he said F Trump and advocated for voting rights and the environment. No anger issues?
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@katierosemiller @StephenM I am very glad to hear you weren’t all separated at a border crossing or anything.
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@ChristianWalk1r Keep up the grift. You are quite the “Christian.”
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@alexstein99 @misstessowen What a coward. You’re not clever or funny, you just bully women. No one in your life loves you, but no one hates you as much as you hate yourself, because when it’s quiet at night, you know how awful and pathetic you really are. Overcompensating won’t change that.
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@SteveSchmidtSES @TheRickWilson Miller says “thousands of dollars.” LOL. Parscale is being investigated for skimming $40 million and the Trump campaign is obfuscating their payments to Guilfoyle and Lara Trump for hundreds of thousands off the books. The boat parade is sinking.
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@KevinMKruse How did Ted feel about bringing a radiologist onto the White House Coronavirus task force?
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@EricMGarcia I’m not a Bernie fan, but given that we average 1,700 train derailments per year and that Trump did away with train brake safety standards, Sanders probably has a piont.
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@clairecmc Socialist power grab. All about control.
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@johnrich You mean like canceling the Dixie Chicks?
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@GOPChairwoman Delete your career.
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@gtconway3d “Mike Lindell and the Internets” is the worst band name of all time.
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@sportingnews Not about vax status, but about his arrogance him misleading people about it/spewing misinformation.
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@RadioFreeTom Cats, man.
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@benandjerrys We prevent and prepare for war simultaneously all the time, geniuses. You realize that sometimes a show of force against a rogue state prevents war, right?
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@johnrich You backed a New York billionaire who can’t doesn’t even drive his own car, let alone pickup truck, for president. Seems a little out of touch with the mainstream country audience.
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