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She/her. Minors coverage @royalsreview , photos for @omastormchasers . Pitching and defense are delicious. We live on a farm. Instagram: minda.haas.

Council Bluffs, IA
Joined December 2008
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
8 years
If you are having a bad day, try this gallery of dogs I have photographed at baseball games. It should help.
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2 years
@ask_aubry I was getting scary vibes when showing a vacant property to a man. So I flagged down some women walking by, and they immediately pretended they ALSO had an appointment with me to see that property, so I wouldn't be alone with the man. No questions asked, they just did it.
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@DontrellChillis YES! Also his delivery on "uhhh...khakis?" was divine.
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2 years
can somebody please explain to me why i just watched this 59 times
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3 years
Ned Yost was in the house in Omaha last night! #Royals 👑
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I just saw someone ask "how are we gonna tailgate?" and they are being sincere. You can go...to bars....that will be nearby... Can some people please act like they've stepped foot in a city once in their lives?
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5 years
Do you ever just...miss Yordano Ventura?
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4 months
Look at this WILD moment. The count is 2-2 but Eaton acts like this check swing is ball 4 and jogs to 1st, allowing Drew Waters to steal home easily. This gives the Chasers the lead and then Eaton is still actually at bat with a full count after the ensuing confusion 😂
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Caught Jacksonville lackin' and we took the lead 😏
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@HeatherTrails @SomeBWord @jongraywb That's been a pain point for me too. I have gradually found myself deleting more replies than I post, because I realize "this person doesn't know me" and it's very humbling. Because sarcasm has been my armor for decades, and learning when it needs to sit on the shelf is tricky!
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3 years
Behold, the Omaha Runzas uniforms!
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8 years
The first time I met Danny Duffy, he was crouched on the ground, comforting a kid who was scared and didn't know where to go.
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6 years
FOUND IN OMAHA: one third baseman. Tall guy, has eyes, lots of people seem to like him. Do you recognize him, @Cubs ?
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4 years
Today I learned the inside of CrownVision is basically Donkey Kong.
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Kansas City Royals
4 years
Meanwhile, at #TheK
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1 year
Ahhhh, time for my daily exercise of staring at 9 boxes and forgetting every ballplayer who has ever existed.
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1 year
Immaculate Grid 106 #immaculategrid Retweet or reply with your score!
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4 years
@erinbiba I got this when knocking doors before the caucus. One woman cracked the door open one inch and hiss-whispered to my partner and me that we'd better get going. But then she pointed to the candidate's logo on my clipboard and gave the world's smallest thumbs up.
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3 years
I don't want to alarm you all, but Alcides Escobar homered again last night. #Royals
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5 years
MLB veteran umpire Greg Gibson was behind the dish in Omaha tonight, on a rehab assignment. Here he is warning Brett Phillips to miss him with the ice water splash. 🤣
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A few images of Yordano Ventura from his various times with the @OMAStormChasers .
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Everyone was supposed to be rushing off the field now, for the game to start, but Duffy took the time to talk to the kid, and calm him down.
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3 years
This kid's reaction to getting a Lucius Fox autograph is EVERYTHING. #MiLB
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3 years
@janesports This is delightful. Kids these days! Get ON my lawn!
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3 years
Bobby Witt, Jr. just stole his 30th base to secure a 30/30/30 season! Homers, doubles, and steals!
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Nailed it
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Needed a pic for a thumbnail, so asked AI to draw a left handed hitter at bat from the pitcher’s perspective. The result. 👇😂
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2 years
You know what your day needs? Brady Singer and Jonathan Heasley lighting a bat shard on fire.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
3 years
A crisp high five.
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3 years
A 447-foot home run by Alcides Escobar, just as the prophesy foretold.
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5 years
A thing you should know about Josh Staumont: he's a Dog Person. He and his amazing wife Angelina went out of their way to get a pit bull from the Humane Society in Council Bluffs, rather than Omaha, because they knew CB has a pit bull ban and they wanted to save a life. #Royals
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3 years
A Randy Dobnak facial hair update:
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3 years
Bobby Witt, Jr. and his bat.
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5 years
I didn't expect to love the "human highlighter" look the El Paso Margaritas went with today, but I did indeed love them. LOOK AT HOW YELLOW THEY ARE
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2 years
MJ Melendez was DHing today and is no longer in the Omaha lineup or dugout.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
8 months
Little tiny baby girl Kuhlmann!!! | May 2024!!! @coolmancreative
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
5 years
BREAKING: the #Royals and Omaha Storm Chasers have announced another 2 year extension, so the relationship will extend through 2022. The Royals have had an Omaha affiliate continuously since 1969.
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So anyway, Danny Duffy is a good dude, and I hope he gets to pitch forever and ever in Kansas City. #Royals
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3 years
Bobby Witt, Jr. and Nick Pratto looking right at home at their new ballpark. #MiLB
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
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Proud to say that aaalmost every dog I have ever photographed has been adopted. The one holdout is grumpy old man Jax, who I met in November 2018. He has earned the right to be grumpy, having been surrendered at age 10. One of y'all could adopt Jax!
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2 years
NICK PRATTO 462 FOOT HOME RUN
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3 years
Arizona is getting one of the best people in baseball. Good luck out there, @inheathwetrust ! ✌️
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@Chiefs How about.... Not. Yikes.
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3 years
How about a Ryan O'Hearn walkoff bomb for the @OMAStormChasers tonight?!
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@revrrlewis Like, he's saying if I want to go out to dinner, I suggest a Thigh restaurant??
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Red, white, and Bubba.
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Barry Zito went 1-2-3 in the rain, with lightning & thunder all around, for what may be his final career appearance. http://t.co/Oh3fGtx2jo
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@DrSamiSchalk Yes! This is Not How I Expected This Task to Go, therefore I cannot handle this deviation.
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Just Danny Duffy making lifelong fans in his various times with the @OMAStormChasers .
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The @OMAStormChasers did a beautiful tribute to Yordano Ventura before last night's game. Not a dry eye in the whole park.
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Want a feel-good baseball story? Before the @OMAStormChasers game, a group of kids called to Nicky Lopez, "hit a home run, Nicky!" And then he did.
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Nick Pratto receiving his Gold Glove last night. What a cool moment!
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Whit Merrifield has come a long way since he joined the 2014 @OMAStormChasers .
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I feel so lucky all the time that the Royals got beautiful City Connects. I want to keep them forever
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City Connect jerseys feel like maybe a handful of teams had ideas they were excited about that really hit the brief but most teams are just mailing it in
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3 years
BROKEN. BAT. HOME. RUN.
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He asked the usher (hi Cindy!) to go find the kid and bring him back down to the dugout area. Aaaaand that's the story of why Terrance Gore gave away a perfectly good bat to a kid at a MiLB game.
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7 years
Oh nothing, just Jorge Soler sitting in a basket. He sat there for most of the night. #MiLB
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8 years
I asked him later why he did this. He told me, "that scared kid was me, once."
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5 years
I think @nick3lopez is a wizard of some sort. I don't know how else to explain how a throw that started like THIS got to first base in time.
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3 years
"Hopefully I get to 50; why not?" I love him so much. #Royals
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3 years
Happy anniversary to my favorite thing ever.
@edsbs
¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL!
4 years
Update: no, the guy did not know how to do this, and yes, he still wanted to get paid for it
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5 years
Unless he's announcing his resignation, effective immediately, I don't give one single damn about what he has to say.
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Jared Diamond
5 years
Rob Manfred will address the media in Florida today at 4:30 p.m. ET. Strap in.
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Ready to have your heart melted? @OMAStormChasers infielder Jack Lopez and his sweet tiny child have you covered.
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Nicky Lopez is someone who: -signs autographs during games (against the rules, but can't say no to kid fans) -loves dogs (most important attribute IMHO) -hit a home run the other night right after some kids told him "hit a home run" -plays defense like some kind of wizard #Royals
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3 years
OK, Brent Rooker. @StPaulSaints @MiLB
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8 months
@PCBearcat Also, the shots after that were of the crowd dancing and then, the players doing the same. The sequence set a great scene for what the mood was like in the stadium!
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3 years
I am WEEPING. Finally, Buck O'Neil gets his due.
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@AkilahObviously I taught myself to write in cursive in 1st grade. Had to rewrite all my homework because "kids aren't supposed to learn that til 3rd grade."
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Baseball = the best.
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What happened to the Blue Jays after that? 😇
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MLB Vault
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6 years ago, Joey Bats provided us with an epic #Postseason moment. 😤
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today is 3/16 which is a fake holiday created by Stone Cold Steve Austin to sell more cans of whoopass
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The 1969 Omaha #Royals throwbacks were fantastic.
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@Nicole_Cliffe Mom once had a lawn mower that was really hard to start, so she impressed upon us that we could NEVER interrupt mowing. When she replaced that mower, she just...never told us differently. I respect the peace she bought herself that way. Also not normal: mom doing all the mowing.
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Royals Twitter, I believe you need this blessed Alex Gordon photobomb. OK good night!
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@drewmagary I'm imagining a "loud cookie jar" as being like one of those singing Billy Bass things. You open it up for a cookie and it's all "JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG!"
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I have a special affinity for players on MLB postseason rosters who were recently in the Minors. If your town has a MiLB team, GO TO GAMES.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
3 years
How did that @BwittJr inside-the-park home run happen? Well, let me show you.
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Salvy drove in two with a double, then scored on a Gordo double. Now he has hugged everyone in the dugout, and is gathering his stuff. #Royals #hugwatch
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That one backflip by Dyson is the dividing point in my life as a Royals fan. Pre-backflip: Dark, sad. Post-backflip: The top of the mountain
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I enjoyed the heck out of watching Nicky Lopez during his time in Omaha, but it is high time to see what he can do in the Majors! #Royals
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Jake Diekman, a Nebraska native, wearing a #NebraskaStrong shirt as he tells assembled media about the flood updates he has been getting from his father-in-law in Columbus, Neb. #Royals
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Congratulations to @inheathwetrust on hit and RBI #1 ! Love To See It! 😁 😁 😁 😁
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In case there is any lingering speculation: I can see Bobby Witt, Jr. with my own eyes in the Omaha dugout right now. It's just a day off.
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4 years
From the archives, one entire decade ago: a Greinke Day!
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2 years
Michael Massey's grand slam in the first inning was his 5th home run since being promoted to Omaha. This is his 17th game as a Storm Chaser. In his next plate appearance, he drew a bases-loaded walk to give him a quick 5-RBI night.
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OK Bubba Starling, now you're just showing off. 😲 #MiLB
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Some smiling #Royals players to start your morning.
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@HollieTheNerd @WhyDidIDoThatt @AITA_reddit That child may end up in the custody of Uncle OP at some point.
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Check out our sweet camo jerseys tonight!!!!! @OMAStormChasers
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2 years
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Vinnie Pasquantino just hit a home run.
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The poor guy. It is honestly ridiculous what they are doing to him. And every time he gets back to Omaha, his hitting doesn't miss a step.
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Edward Olivares's 5 weeks, a timeline: 5/30 - recalled from Triple-A 6/3 - optioned to Triple-A 6/6 - recalled from Triple-A 6/9 - optioned to Triple-A 6/14 - recalled from Triple-A 6/17 - optioned to Triple-A 6/30 - recalled from Triple-A 7/4 - optioned to Triple-A #Royals
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Benches cleared in Omaha!! Drew Waters took a fastball square in the back and took exception to it. The pitcher and both teams' managers were ejected in the ensuing drama.
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Reading @SamMcDowell11 's story about Danny Duffy (BRAVELY AS HELL) revealing more about his struggles with mental illness makes this interaction I once witnessed even more meaningful.
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The first time I met Danny Duffy, he was crouched on the ground, comforting a kid who was scared and didn't know where to go.
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The USA is a better place now that it can count Salvy as one of its citizens. What a cool day. #Royals 🇺🇸 ⚾ 🇻🇪 ❤️
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Do you open your Opening Day presents on Opening Day Eve or Opening Day morning?
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Max Castillo's tattoo on his throwing arm remains the coolest
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Nicky Lopez can hold up an entire dugout ceiling with just two fingers. What's YOUR superpower? #Royals
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Can you tell when @Brett_Phillips8 noticed he was on camera? 🤣
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@rufus_ @AkilahObviously What is with elementary teachers holding down fast learners? That is a theme in so many responses in here!
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann
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Awww. MJ Melendez missed hitting for the cycle just now.... Because he hit a SECOND HOME RUN instead of a double!! #stirupthestorm
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What did we do to deserve @DollyParton ? I love and appreciate her so much.
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Hi @Royals and @Rangers , thank you for the funeral flowers for my dad. It's good to have you in our corner right about now. ❤️
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