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Miley Cystitis

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6 years

Now introducing, Vauxhall Astra Twitter

Finn

@FinnPritchard

6 years

Need a tango ice blast and some tits in my face

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2 years

Obsessed with someone from work travelling across Europe and stumbling across a German catfishing as Denise Welch

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3 years

Not this 🤧

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1 year

Why’s Becki Jones shadow boxing at the fireworks

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1 year

He’s giving Jack Sparrow impersonator on a Ayia Napa booze cruise

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1 year

Liam Payne shares new photo.

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3 years

Not people making a shrine to villanelle and laying flowers outside the Killing Eve pop up 🤧

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5 years

Log me off til 2021

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4 years

Cosmic scallies need to be stopped. WHAT IS THIS HAHAHHAHAHHA

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1 year

Dylan fuming about people being two faced yet he sits and agrees with their explanation only to bitch about it seconds after? A fool #bbuk

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4 years

Badger is Craig from M&S Longbridge #MaskedSingerUK

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5 years

@harrisonjbrock Well aren’t we in tune I saved this yesterday

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2 years

Liverpool pride whilst all the lgbtq’s are at the Chromatica Ball

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4 years

She’s arrived, and she looks STUNNING @rinasawayama

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4 years

I made a Princess di mask, and well. It’s phenomenal

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4 years

Walking out of work to see a lockdown Liverpool, with Batman having a laugh on the liver building

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5 years

I don’t wish him death but You have to be joking if you think I’m going to clap for a man that voted against ridding the 1% cap pay increase for nurses, then cheered when pay rise for nurses was blocked. And who has voted against minorities and the poor consistently #clapforboris

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4 years

Jojo Siwa only came out last week and they’ve already got a pasta shape based on her iconic bows. HER POWER ✨🌈

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3 years

Kate King the cat whisperer, Phoebe is obsessed. The Costa song has catnip in meconcludes

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2 years

Kate and Val King have arrived at Balmoral. Mick/Michael (he answers to both) can’t be there as he is handing out the medals to Chris and Mandy.

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5 years

You know I had to @CharityShopSue

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4 years

Is this you?

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6 years

Me turning up to predrinks after I said I wasn’t coming out

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4 years

Can’t stop thinking about the lad from union J’s farewell post. RIP grandad, in my H&M

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2 years

Just been to see the Whitney film

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3 years

Mary on her way back to trident after the challenge #LoveIsland

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4 years

My little love is 18 today 🥺💕. New bed was a success until she spilt the homemade cake, made out of a felix pouch and a slice of cheese, all over it.

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6 years

Sunday Brunch presenter: are you one of these people who enjoys cooking Nadine Coyle’s brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it “I enjuy cuken. Bayken en stuff en wyurkin wyith floyer”

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1 year

I’d have a panic attack with 16 people shouting over an Ocado order #BBUK

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6 years

@bubblyinfridge If someone doesn’t do Kerry mucklowe on UK snatch game I’m gonna flip

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3 years

FUCK OFF NAAAAAR

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4 years

What the slitheen

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6 years

I’m wheezing, puss in boots came for your girl

fem top

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6 years

THE FIRST LEAKED FOOTAGE OF REHEARSAL FOR GAGA’S VEGAS SHOW OMG

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8 years

Phillip Schofields snapchat is all I live for

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5 years

Can’t believe ambers full name on love is blind is amber Lynn. Thought I recognised her #LoveIsBlind

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5 years

Why is this such a hard concept for people to grasp. He’s not labelling his sexuality because he doesn’t fucking need to. Leave the cunt be

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5 years

‘I never want to label what the future is going to be because I don’t think anyone can really ever do that.’ #LoveIsland 's Curtis Pritchard addresses rumours about his sexuality.

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1 year

Henry every time Jordan and Matty even look at each other #bbuk

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2 years

Look at moiiiiii

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5 years

When you step on a dogs tail

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5 years

Lesbians on their way to pride

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1 year

A school trip to Costa Rica #bbuk

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4 years

No the cat in the backpack clinging on for dear life has SENT me

Amber Jamieson

@ambiej

4 years

Philly’s count every vote rally now dancing to Beyoncé’s Run the World (Girls), including a woman with a cat in a backpack

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6 years

Jessie J is that girl who used to hiss and growl in primary school

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6 years

“AHS: Roxanne Pallet” looks wild

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11 months

Escape Room?!

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1 year

Theresa May morally sound?!? Wants to marry evil evil Nadine Dorries?! Jordan’s last straw I’m afraid #bbuk

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4 years

Absolute disgraceful behaviour from @broughtonhall Once again we are teaching girls to change instead of boys to change their actions. Instead of teaching these boys not to take photos up girls skirts we are telling girls they need to wear shorts because well “boys will be boys”

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7 years

Wow and My brother called me a fat dyke for Christmas.

joanna

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7 years

For Christmas my brother, the sweetest most supportive in the world, got me a rainbow lamp made from a gay pride celebratory bottle of Absolute vodka & the love I felt in the room while opening it was something I’ll hold onto forever.

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4 years

Had THE worst day in work, but I’ve come out to my fit gf outside the office with a tinnie. If I didn’t have bad knees I’d propose 🥺💕

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3 years

Open the box Joe

jack rem

@jackremmington

3 years

What video, no matter how many times you watch it, makes you *squeal* with laughter?

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Moaning Myrtle and Rowena Ravenclaw during half term

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2 years

I lost my best friend of almost 20 years yesterday. I’ll never find another. I love you feeb

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4 years

Watching drag race with my mum and I am SO nervous to see her reaction to the non binary chats. All goes well maybe I’ll come out

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3 years

Miss the old school Drag race mini challenges

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Liverpool, the turnout was incredible. WE STAND UNITED #BlackLivesMatter

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Paul acting like this because Olivia laughed at him when he was acting a fool. What a fragile little boy #BBUK

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4 years

I’ll never forget when I shouted look at that sick old cunt, at Glastonbury as a man walked past in an Hawaiian shirt and high fived me. My mate told me it was fat boy slim, I said you’re lying. Next minute he comes on stage and starts DJ’ing. MORTIFIED

UK Rave Comments

@UKRaveComments

4 years

i got a photo with dj fatboy slim AKA norman cook in heathrow airport last week! I'm not sure it was him actually but he had a hawiian shirt and was very friendly! :)

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Sister sister saying someone else “shouldn’t have been so shit” #DragRaceUk

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7 years

Betty swollocks is the surprise queen of all stars 3.

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6 years

#queersbreaktwitter

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10 months

Shout out to the couple who pulled over to ask me if I was okay cos they saw me “shouting at the fella following me” but it was just Rebs walking slow and I was telling her to run to catch our train

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6 years

Before I got myself into a state #LGBTQTwitter

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7 years

I’ve had it with Bebe Zahara Benet doing the bare minimum and being told her smile is beautiful.

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6 years

Lesbians**

LADbible

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6 years

Killing Eve fans are bizarrely begging Jodie Comer to strangle them.

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4 years

Someone call siobhan off interior design masters, this is a mess

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4 years

BREAKING New Downing Street Press Briefing Room - first images.

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If anyone need to make a phone call I’ve got a phone

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She’s clueless #LGBTQbaes

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1 year

Overheard many a Fiat 500 leaving last night saying it would of been “better if she performed less of the new album” and “worth the money if she did the oldies” Erm what did you expect on the Renaissance tour?

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1 year

The carry on out of Kerry over the bed as thought she didn’t sleep in one last night?! She’s not missed a bedtime without one #bbuk

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4 years

Let’s be clear, we don’t love Biden, but trump is out and that’s every reason to fucking celebrate. The world is healing one day at a time

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5 years

What is so heartbreaking about this is that I, and most queer women I know, have experienced men asking them to kiss or making a spectacle out of them. This happens to much, I am now scared for my safety for my basic right of saying no when they ask.

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6 years

Ngl, I fully thought this was Gemma Collins

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Guess who I am... #HappyHalloween

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Girlies, she just finally came out. I’m crying in the shower, stream rainbow kacey musgraves

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6 years

Piers Morgan calling vegan sausage rolls “Gastronomic Appropriation” is the most straight white male thing I’ve ever heard in my 24 years of life

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5 years

So unfortunately one of my Spike Girls passed away. Scary was such a valued member and was adored by all. We gave her the best send off 🥺🌵

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7 years

Brighton pride trying to fix their website

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4 years

Is this @pussy_shirley posting in the Diana Facebook page

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6 years

I AM SCREAMING.

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4 years

I love @andersoncooper

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1 year

Chanelle disagreeing with Trish about whether it mattered they were in person or not, to then say it does matter. Clearly just trying to disagree with Trish for the sake of disagreeing #bbuk

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3 years

Kitty Scott-Claus #DragRaceUK

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6 years

Off to a gay wedding dressing for the gays

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6 years

Can we do a 20 year challenge Cos I mean, iconic

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5 years

Me leaving the polling station knowing I’m a decent human being and not a Tory

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3 years

SCUSE ME, WHERES UR CLOTHESS?!

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4 years

So after months of fussing, HR still calling me Emma even when I asked for the name change, and IT putting me off by telling me “it costs the company £500 yeno.” My name on my work systems is finally my preferred name. Fuck the cis-tem.

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1 year

The slug on the side of the hot tub #bbuk

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3 years

@jackremmington Why’ve I just bolted to insta to find the worst footage. What the fog

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@mileycystitis

4 years

Yesterday: 17 years since section 28 was repealed. Today: same old tory scum

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

4 years

School LGBT bullying projects axed by government

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Cinematic parallels

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4 years

Putting my gf on my families car insurance whilst they go away, and my dad just put relationship (to him) :future daughter in law. Well now I’m soft as fuck

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