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#infosec is fundamentally broken / curiosity is the silver bullet / information is the only commodity that is more valuable when more have it

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May your life be filled with mystery. May your soul be filled with curiosity. And may your heart be filled with love.
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@engineers_feed The mistake was reading this tweet. Please make it stop.
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@engineers_feed Sell them on ebay and buy a stopwatch. Sheesh.
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@RepAdamSchiff This is why you can't have nice committee assignments. Posting a deceptively edited video that fits your narrative is for the media. Not a congressman.
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@engineers_feed Wife. I said it. Yeah I said it. Don't @ me you know I'm right.
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@destinytrack Killing a guy so you can bring him back to save the world rings too much of Jesus for my taste. Separation of Church and Cayde!
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@BungieHelp That feeling when you're looting that dusklight shard and you get all kicked to orbit and stuff.
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@Lowkey0nline One of these things is not like the other
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@engineers_feed You get a watered down cocktail. Which is bad. Very bad.
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@TPostMillennial All that diversity but no equity. Equity demands you make them all president.
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@engineers_feed 1984. Not even a contest. And books are superior to movies in every conceivable way. Sheesh... engineers...
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@ThisIsKyleR @jonesville Not to be mean but. You're famous for shooting a guy during a riot with no consequences. You have a Kardashian level of fame and an equal level of gravitas talking about... anything. Take the win and disappear.
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@MAstronomers Move the vertical from the + and lay it diagonally over the = et voila!
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@catturd2 You're trying to stop a Freightliner and your question is "what's wrong with him?" Your life choices require review.
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@engineers_feed If the unit of measure is "colored square" then the answer is 1. 1.
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@NEWSMAX He could have left out everything before "I'm your nightmare". You know -- for brevity and accuracy.
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@duconspace There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information and...
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@aledornell I have shaken hands with every Republican president since Reagan. Each one "literally Hitler". So there's that.
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@Gutfeldfox @FoxNews We all need some comedy right now please.
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@shawnmoyer @mssratio "I believe the risks involved were discussed previously and we chose to accept them."
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@GeraldoRivera You lost me at "including me". Nah... you actually lost me way before that.
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@EndWokeness Do you mean nursing homes like those run by former NY governor Cuomo? Asking for a friend.
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@engineers_feed The entire galaxy bro... The entire galaxy.
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@jakeshieldsajj Not if she's a Viking shield maiden about to do violence.
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@destinytrack Original 8 in the mag Pocket Infinity. Hands down the most fun thing ever.
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@libsoftiktok Banana beats rock but taco beats banana.
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@engineers_feed Because infinite games of Monopoly tearing apart the fabric of the American family some more is the hero we need right now. Commie.
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@MattWalshBlog Ben is usually correct. However, structuring a term sheet with negative incentives isn't very good negotiation.
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@engineers_feed The Divorce.
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@emanueldjones @therecount You really should read the book.
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@MeghanEMurphy Didn't we have this fight with Larry Flint back in the 70s? This does not need a reboot.
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@GadSaad @jk_rowling You're a smart guy and wonderful to read at times but "I told you so" is a bit petty.
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@engineers_feed It was more likely a lightning strike. You get that, right?
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@libsoftiktok Imagine taking a fire extinguisher, getting up mid movie, and screaming "COVID FOR EVERYONE" while blasting it like a crazy person all around you.
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@DepAmericanus She does realize that this is how abstinence works right? Right?
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@NickLaparra @RealDeanCain @KryptonSite Rofl. Gay men identify as men. Lesbians identify as women. Every... single... one... But sure... trot out some phobia you obviously know nothing about yet suffer severely from.
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@townhallcom Why? Oh why? Why does she continue to wear eye makeup that only accentuates the blink rate we all know proves she's lying?
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@JoeyFromPhilly This Book Didn't Kill Itself (but the author did... he just knew too much...)
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@Jack_Petocz But go ahead and express a religious opinion. I dare you.
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@greg_price11 Why am I getting a Real Housewives vibe with the sound off?
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@CallMeK1123 The lies men tell about the length of their erect penis have gotten 25% larger. Fixed it.
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@seanmdav This is one of those SCOTUS decisions where I do not understand dissent. The Constitutionality of this is not in question.
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@BuckSexton You gotta love how no one ever talks about what he did to AIDS victims back in the 80s.
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@libsoftiktok @isd721 A modern blood libel. Literally. Seriously?
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@engineers_feed And if you squeeze them hard enough, enough times, the energy created by the resulting ~1M Helium atoms would shatter the planet. Please don't do that.
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@engineers_feed 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482 ➡️ measure the amount I care to within one !fuck
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@ksorbs I have never seen anyone actually thrown out of a door hanging from their collar and belt. Bravo.
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@libsoftiktok @friscoisd Would have been better to have a drag artist read it. Let them say no to that!
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C I'm sick of all the sledgehammers in Texas. Do something about that too please.
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@ZubyMusic Did you notice though, how when you said this heretical thing, it was the white chicks and the race hustlers being disingenuous in your comments?
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@Judianna See like when you adulterate it with things not saline, it's no longer "Simpy Saline". Right? Riiiiiiight?
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@POTUS I notice you say "lower prices at the pump". Not "make gasoline cheaper". Using taxpayer money to reduce gasoline prices does not save anyone money.
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@th3j35t3r SO START YOUR OWN SOC... Never mind.
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@realcyberpanda Where this guy lives
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@PhilRanta @elonmusk You'd figure a guy who does bits for a living wouldn't be arguing against a bit. Right?
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@DebraAnnRay I love the way this is phrased. If you have an angle, I don't see it. But I am pretty sure you have an angle based on you reportage of "American corruption". Welcome to stick diplomacy. As opposed to carrot diplomacy.
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@ErinForYall I know there are women who actually believe this and it makes me sad.
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@LisaForteUK That you didn't include "Pass around that last bottle of Malört" is vexing.
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@w_terrence All you have to ever say to me is "delicious pancakes" and we're good.
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@amysw_sec My new password is: <",',;--,/*,>{ fsck your database with my fish
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@jnyboy Also a bullpup.
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@ErrolWebber Wouldn't matter to me if she's the most spittle-flecked America hater ever. If she's being held unjustly by a hostile foreign government, we don't leave ours behind. That we haven't negotiated diplomatic immunity for athletes competing in exhibitions...
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@libsoftiktok That's a whole new kind of Karen.
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@MattWallace888 Of course not. Someone can tell you their pronouns all they want. Just as you're free to ignore them.
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@EndWokeness Preeeeety sure tattoos are an offence to the Torah.
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@amysw_sec Also add "'; for more excellent fun
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@theCKBuchanan Tucker and Dale. All other answers will be blocked. Blocked and shunned. Blocked, shunned then mocked. Your mockery may vary.
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@TPostMillennial But only if you have Bene Gesserit training.
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@TheRealDudja Carlos Mencia. Not even a contest.
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@NoContextUSA @NoContextBrits Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. But that seventh time...
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@JackPosobiec Some heroes have face tattoos.
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@RealJamesWoods All these "squad" types shrieking into mics on the House floor have a real Beer Hall Putsch vibe. Just sayin.
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@engineers_feed Four engineers get into a car. Then they drive it out to the center of the big top, wait for the calliope to fire up and the spotlight to hit it. Then they get out. Two shows a night five nights a week.
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@RealDeanCain No one in this photo has ever actually drank a Bud Light. Like... not ever. Virtue signaling with beer is kinda weird right?
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@RepSwalwell @RepRalphNorman Dear Rep. Swalwell, To describe your credibility I have two words for you. Actually, it's one word twice. Fang Fang.
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@Lowkey0nline OMG where are the @CommunityNotes when you need them!
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@AlyssaM_InfoSec @BSidesCleveland Well there goes any future thought of speaking at a BSides.
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@KeithOlbermann @stillgray @elonmusk Bong hits will help with your anger issues. Probably not but bong hits anyway.
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@ClayTravis This guy literally just used the argument "If you don't want to assimilate, go back where you came from." That's OK now? I have some one way tickets to send out.
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