Mike Jaret @mikejaret Twitter profile

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

If you know anything about who we are and what my company @RWSstudios does then you would understand why this picture is so crazy!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

#NewProfilePic #kosherdaddysmilk

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@kommanderkarl I still laugh at how valve has the poorest understanding of death. In counter strike when you die you could just fly around and watch people fight and then when the round ends you are just reborn!! FAKE FAKE FAKE

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

Join the POSTAL Brain Damaged workshop beta….click here buddy

HYPERSTRANGE

@HYPERSTRANGE

1 year

❓ Do you like POSTAL: Brain Damaged? ❔Do you like building 💩 and stuff? ❓Do you believe that you're entitled to access exclusive stuff before everyone else? If you answered ✅YES to these questions, you need to click here👇 JOIN the CLOSED BETA

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

In the studio...... #sendmoods @CarterCruise

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Watched my baby bro get married this weekend. Congrats my man!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Plz help out a great cause, Prostate Cancer Awareness and donate to my Movember fund and I shall keep rockin this stache all month!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

The least surprising thing I’ve read in a while…..

Dexerto

@Dexerto

1 year

Majority of women find it a “turn off” if partner listens to Joe Rogan’s podcast, a study found

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

I do love you @vincedesi !

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

Have you updated your copy of POSTAL 4 today? If not GET ON STEAM/GOG AND DO IT NOW!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

#NewProfilePic #duckface #goingpostal #filthycasual

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@DaveOshry What about talking shit about our own game?

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

I wanna thank all the fine artists who took the time time draw my stupid face! @lord_cey @stealyourtwt @Stormy_Dew @TheREALDeadfish @KrunchyBone @Rquattroki @bruh_im_weirdo @Cancerv4V @LustfulDreams5 @Dan_Scetchin @torakubi @SeparovicMarko #postaltober @RWSstudios

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

6 years

@WitchyGrannySex @GOGcom lol you clearly dont know us very well, we got a 0/10 from CGW back in 03...we wear it as a badge of honor and its on all of our game boxes now.....but ya guess were just hopping on the bandwagon

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

It’s out now!! Go grab #POSTAL4 for PS5 and 4

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

2 years

The wait is over! Experience the long awaited sequel to the "Worst Game Ever™" on the PS4™ and PS5™ for the first time ever! Play the new chapter of the POSTAL Dude's adventures from the comfort of your couch, RIGHT NOW!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

Teen / “Old”

Mike the Electric Druid

@mikegaboury

4 years

Teen // “Adult”

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@kommanderkarl I guess he doesn’t like me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@RWSstudios PS this is a violation of the Google and Apple TOS. So I doubt it’ll last.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Help me Aemond-wan-kenobi. You’re my only hope!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@MLPcampos I’m fuckin hideous!! BURN THEM ALL!!!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@Civvie11 @RWSbleeter Fuck @Civvie11

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

Time for a Valentine’s Day Fuck, Marry, Kill

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@kommanderkarl Dunked on his ass

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

Take a piss while you take a piss! #POSTAL #steamdeck

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@RWSstudios

3 years

They lied to you if you were told you can't piss anywhere you want. Excited to play #POSTAL games on the #steamdeck ?

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Met your twin at #PAXEast @DaveOshry

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

You all think @ThatKevinSmith would be a good fit for a future RWS game?? #mallrat

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

7 years

Jew and Silent Bob! @mikejaret @ThatKevinSmith

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@GetGianni @RWSstudios Hey bud, I gave you many many sensual back rubs so you’d forget about that entire ordeal. Don’t make me oil you up again!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Emergency appendectomy surgery complete just 5 days after I returned from Denmark and Realms Deep. I’m sure the care and cost would have been great in Denmark, but not having family around would suck. Don’t ignore pain people….this shit can kill ya!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@saxshton @RWSstudios Love you cunt rag

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@umee01221 I am honored :) beautiful art

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

Maybe I’m biased but this is my fave doll yet!

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

1 year

Just one more thing... Madcow Mike J dolls are AVAILABLE NOW!!! GET THOSE JUICY UDDERS!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@ty_brannan I hope he fucked you up good!!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Just sitting around....wishing I could fucking workout....or play hockey....or go bowling....or not get tired and sore after being out of bed for a few hours! FUCK APPENDICITIS!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

If you haven’t had a chance to listen to my old band #wrythe head on over to your fave streaming platform. Pretty cool to see people still jammin that shit!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Oh you’re sick buddy. Got a swollen lymph node. Let’s take you to the vet….. $820 later……..

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@DaveOshry @AndrewHulshult How many fuckin times do i gotta say this…..

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

So true.

nick dick

@NIXBELL0

4 years

The Flag The Face

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

You son of a bitch I’m in

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

Help these badass cats out! They are making a hell of a doc!

GoingPostalDoc

@GoingPostalDoc

3 years

TRAILER. OUT. NOW. They didn't create the phrase, they just owned it Join us, on a feature length documentary about the infamous video game franchise 'Postal' developed by Running with Scissors. Welcome to the journey.

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@mikejaret

4 years

@Civvie11 @NewBlood No more games for you ya piece a shit

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

@RWSbleeter @CanYouPetTheDog what up!?

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

7 years

It’s almost the 20th anniversary!!!!! Pre order coming soon!!!

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

7 years

XX is coming soon. And so are you.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

@hellotushy OH I SEE, YOU CANT WASH YOUR DOGS ASS WITH YOUR MOUTH NOW.....

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@Diction 100%. As much as I’d like to try it. I ain’t buying that shit. PERIOD.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@realms_deep @JaredRBair Isn’t that my shovel!?

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

So dope.

Winnipeg ICE

@WHLWpgICE

2 years

F is for friends who do stuff together! 🌈🧽🪸🐚🦞 #WPGvsLET | #FeelTheFreeze

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

6 years

Oh no POSTAL 4 Battle Royale taunt leaked!!!!!!!!!

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

6 years

POSTAL was a mistake...

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@r41d_0ne @vincedesi @RWSstudios That’s my dick i drew

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@Civvie11 Big bidet coming for ya!!! I have finger located directly on the pulse, which happens to be in my ass....

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

HOLY FUCKING GOLDEN BIDET BATMAN! I want this bad boy...so do yourself a favor and pickup POSTAL 4: No Regerts on #POSTAL4

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@CrossFitCEO @IHME_UW I am glad I quit crossfit, and am never looking back....this ship is SINKING sir and you're the one drilling holes in the ship

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

@pcgamer they should have included SOME actual melee weapon that you can hold onto

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@callmetrista @peymamas And here’s the funny part. Wegovy is just repackaged Ozempic (by the same pharma company) and it’s meant for weight loss but get this…..INSURANCE DOESNT COVER IT. so of course your doctor is gonna write Ozempic.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

ANNOUNCEMENT: Running With Scissors will be attending PAX EAST in Boston on Feb 27 - Mar 11! Come hang with the RWS crew at booth #29042 , play POSTAL 4, and ask MikeJ about bidets!!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@InTheKeep @RWSbleeter @GoingPostalDoc You gonna die honkey

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

Because it’s the cup!

Can You Pee ?

@CanYouPee

5 years

Obviously, you can pee in Postal 2.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@AndrewYang did you tell him that until Ranked Choice Voting is accepted nationally a 3rd party will do literally nothing but waste votes?

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

I’ll be there on the panels!!

GoingPostalDoc

@GoingPostalDoc

2 years

Tomorrow we will be at @GameOnExpo ! Come say hi!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@ItzYaBoyDarrell @RWSbleeter @vincedesi Hire a hooker to read to you

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

Went to Jamba Juice and they accidentally made me 2 large smoothies! Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@GoingPostalDoc Fuck this guy!!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@mikegaboury

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@GetGianni Pissed they didn’t ask me to record some nonsense for eggwife. But it sure is fun :)

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@OddLittleFellow @RWSbleeter PENIS

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

Fuck MikeJ!

In The Keep

@InTheKeep

4 years

Obviously, @mikejaret payed off @JakeTheVoice123 to not mention our beloved host @ty_brannan in this @E1M1magazine article about @RWSbleeter 's Postal: Brain Damaged. @Civvie11 was right... Motherload shoulda finished the job... #FuckMikeJ

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

The "Fresh Paint and Happy Asses" update for POSTAL 4 is NOW AVAILABLE! Go clean your ass at MikeJ's Bidets! Checkout the change log here:

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

Stay home!

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

5 years

Running With Scissors is a remote studio. Rest assured we are still working hard to get you the content you deserve. WE WANT YOU to stay safe, clean and healthy! #SocialDistanacing #ThisTooShallPass

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

That’s my brother in law on the far right side of this pic!! Congrats boys!

Barack Obama

@BarackObama

2 years

I’m a Hawai’i kid, so I’ve got to congratulate the Rainbow Warriors for their back-to-back national volleyball championships! @HawaiiMensVB , you've made all of Hawai'i proud.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

🙋🏻‍♂️

𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 ☠️

@miss__slaughter

4 years

Found my dream home down the street from me and it’s 3/4 of a mil. Guess it’s time to sell butthole pics online.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

@RWSbleeter @Gnayphin @Civvie11 I really am terrible aren’t I.....

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

This is a quote for the ages. Love you @LorrDoom

lorrdoon

@LorrDoom

2 years

@RWSbleeter Postal 4 runs, plays, and is written like dogshit and it’s one of my favourite games of the decade, congratulations to the team on the pinnacle of postal, pure, unadulterated dirty freedom.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

Donate to help me raise much-needed funds for #menshealth this #Movember – for all the dads, brothers, sons and mates in our lives. Stop men dying too young.

Mike Jaret-Schachter's Mo Space

Mike's Motivation: Prostate cancer is the second most common cancer in men worldwide. The Movember Foundation is working to halve the number of deaths from prostate cancer by 2030, and I want to help...

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@kommanderkarl I have that on my fridge

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

7 years

Come on, you know you want it!!

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

7 years

Reminder that POSTAL XX - the 20 year collection of the entire POSTAL series - is now available for pre-order!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

7 years

"Until someone boxes up syphilis and tries to sell it at retail, POSTAL 2 is the worst product ever foisted upon consumers" Robert Coffey, CGW. Pretty awesome that we are still selling this "slightly better than boxes syphilis" game 14 years later eh??? #GFYCGW #GUINNESSRECORDS

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

7 years

A: "POSTAL 2 was awarded the Guinness record of Most Critically-Polarizing Video Game, for receiving reviews from publications that ranged from 0 to 100." Cheers to @jesterhead87 , @EvilApple27 , @SoldierXSniper , @slatershouse and @AdamantArchvile for getting it right!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@HottestRapNews No keys to give friend. Pirate it

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@KrunchyBone I just shot my wod

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

@vincedesi @pcgamer It’s like they gave us a nice reach around before shoving it up our asses. Still feels good!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

@DaveOshry @DUSKdev We get the same request about hands on the Mobility scooter…..super lazy here

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

@RickCarpiniello I may be in the minority here, but I’ve do not like the liberty jersey...old or new. I wish it was a remixed version of the 2012 winter classic jersey tbh.

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

6 years

@TripleKyun @RWSbleeter Hah I remember getting the email request for the rights. It didn’t seem like a big deal at the time as the BEP weren’t huge yet. Glad we did it! Thanks for the shout out @TripleKyun

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@mikejaret

2 years

@PsychoJetJunkie @RWSstudios Good to meet you too buddy! Thanks for the support :)

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

8 years

@BasilKaan sorry for the delay!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

7 years

Met my idol @ThatKevinSmith today! Kind and funny! Knew the POSTAL Brand! Loved the RWS jersey and krotchy! #postalaskew

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

7 years

@RWSbleeter I'm so sad. Give me followers!!!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

@robuxmoment same as it ever was!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

@hellotushy if he was TRULY your best friend, you would become a human bidet for your dog and just spray water at his bum from your mouth....... #JustSaying

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@GoingPostalDoc You son of a bitch I’m in

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1 year

@xCrescentMagex @GoingPostalDoc @RWSstudios You dumb fuck lol

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

3 years

@KiaCerato69 @RWSbleeter This guy fucks

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

7 years

Today is officially the 20th Anniversary of when POSTAL was first released! Got a 20th Anniversary podcast coming...

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

2 years

@GoingPostalDoc SHOW ME!!!!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

4 years

EFFIN SEXY! #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes

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@Xbox

4 years

This is the way. Follow @Xbox and RT with #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win controllers inspired by @TheMandalorian . No purchase req. Open to residents of 50 US (+D.C.), 18+. Ends 7pm PT 12/28/20. Rules:

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

5 years

@RWSbleeter @notch It’s true. I love it!

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Mike Jaret

@mikejaret

1 year

@kommanderkarl @GetGianni Ok guy with 3mm TikTok subs 😂

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