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mike

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4 months

if i had a girlfriend and she ever got mad at me id probably end my life and lay in a puddle of my blood forever

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girls dk how to say hi anymore they just send a cat gif and hope the conversation starts

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4 months

twitlationship where u never actually speak just flirt on the tl

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5 months

can the girls who stay inside and play videogames all day tell me where ur from im trying to figure out where to move after university

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15 days

Hello

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mike

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4 months

do girls even fw malnourished sleep deprived emotionally unavailable unstable lonely pathetic skinny unmotivated mentally ill sad helpless guilt ridden anxious attached suicidal white boys anymore

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mike

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5 months

hello ladies and women aged 21 and above what is the youngest youd date this is very important

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mike

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5 months

just fumbled my twitter crush u will not be hearing from me for the foreseeable future i dont wanna live on this earth anymore

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1 month

no bro no no no no

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5 months

just got called a puppy life is good thanks everyone

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5 months

do people genuinely bookmark things to use inappropriately or is there a different reason im unaware of bc y does every selfie from every person have 30+ bookmarks

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5 months

hey

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mike

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5 months

idk how ppl in relationships get a third id cry

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6 months

hello

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mike

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1 month

with gang

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mike

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1 year

can sm1 tell me which is better for da insta or does it not even matter bc theyre basically the same and im stupid and should d!e

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2 months

guy who looks like a parasite: yeah shes mid i wouldnt date her

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7 months

:p

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6 months

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6 months

small baby

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7 months

idk if my hair is 2 long

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mike

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10 months

that one follower i had a crush on that i was never gonna act on started tweeting ab a boy 😒😒

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mike

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1 month

whats the acceptable amount of time to be single before i should k1ll myse'f

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4 months

hello

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mike

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1 year

my hoodie has a spiderman zipper c:

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mike

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1 month

me trying to be nonchalant but still show i care but not too much but still that im interested but not too interested

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mike

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4 months

got a haircut if yall dont fw me bc u lost ur emo long hair twt bf i understand

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5 months

shes comfy

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mike

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29 days

i hate how everything now is always id hit that or i wanna do this to them when someone is attractive can we go back to like relationships and dates

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5 months

@volatileviiixen this is the most insane thing ive seen

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2 months

my princess queen of all things

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mike

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1 month

croomf #16 that i was never gonna talk to got a bf everyday part of my soul withers away and soon nothing will be left

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mike

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5 months

one more ilmbf on a beautiful womans profile and i will never be seen again

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mike

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6 months

why are so many pretty girls on this app racist or pdfs thank u to my girl oomfs who r normal and have morals oh my god

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1 month

if we were both cows would you stand in a field and eat grass with me

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3 months

another pretty woman unfollowed me one of these days will be my last

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mike

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9 months

hey guys do u like the sweater or is it ugly and i should km$ and deactivate and never tweet again jus lmk

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19 days

everytime a girl w curls straightens her hair an angel loses their wings and lights on fire and then explodes

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1 month

in need of a croomftwitlationship

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5 months

≽^•⩊•^≼

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mike

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1 month

hi i have been drinking so reply and i will give you my honest first impressions and thoughts of u

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5 months

chillin w the gang

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mike

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6 months

to the nsfw accs requesting my priv i promise im not shirtless shaking ass on there i am mentally ill and emo tweet

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mike

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7 months

hi guys sorry if i dont respond to dms or messages i dont really like talking to people a lot so i just sorta keep to myself a lot of the time thank u 4 understanding

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mike

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6 months

ion get bachelor parties wym last day of freedom this my last day of wanting to kms give me my damn wife 😭😭

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4 months

oh okay

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5 months

cop or no help

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mike

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4 months

happy mothers day to my mother only!! u guys r freaks!! calling random women mommy on this app!! think about your mom!!

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mike

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6 months

if anyone is wondering y i never interact w their tweets its because you tweeted ab a happy relationship once and got muted sorry

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mike

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4 months

once a girl told me i better act right or shed play jumping jacks w my intestines i wonder how shes doing now

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7 months

i get a cat and all of a sudden im a whore a guy cant like cats anymore

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mike

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5 months

sto p saying you wouldnt date 19 yr olds 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im gonna k!ll myself 😭😭😭😭😭

mike

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5 months

hello ladies and women aged 21 and above what is the youngest youd date this is very important

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mike

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4 months

just got aired im never trying to flirt on this app again

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mike

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6 months

women love thinking theyre all perfect and can do no wrong while men r just awful and theyre right i agree i should die

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1 month

im one more lonely night away from edating

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mike

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7 months

ENOUGH w the white man slander ENOUGH IT IS ENOUGH

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mike

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7 months

life boring as hell w out a crush who wanna ruin my life for a bit

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mike

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7 months

LF girl to obsess over DM for inquiries, serious inquiries ONLY!!!!!

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mike

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5 months

@zmizubabe boycott instead 🍉

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mike

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5 months

u guys ever meow back to ur cat

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mike

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6 months

happy national womens day thanks for being women

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mike

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6 months

ive never understood the revenge gym arc mentality “she gon regret it” bro ur ass was not gon go to the gym if she didn’t break up w u what is she regretting

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5 months

are any of u guys in ontario or am i alone here

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1 month

hi if ur my friend can u like this tweet im making a twt list

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mike

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1 month

u mfs r so stupid genuinely it baffles me who do u think is buying and feeding into the second industry that ur complaining about seriously do u ever think

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Thanks feminism, huge improvement.

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mike

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4 months

if u dont fw haikyuu i dont fw YOU

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mike

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7 months

croomf likes my tweet all of a sudden i think she wants me i gotta get it together 🤦‍♂️

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mike

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5 months

dont ever ask no question like this again

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mike

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6 months

i got no game if hi ^_^ doesnt work i got nothing left

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mike

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2 months

when u dont follow back within 16 mecto pecto nano endo seconds so they unfollow u

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mike

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7 months

i am so sensitive do not be mean 2 me or i will CRY and u will see me laying in a puddle of my own blood

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8 months

the circle is growing into larger circle

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mike

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2 months

if the girl youre talking to has leaves hanging in her room i have bad news

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hi is anyone awake at the moment hello

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mike

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7 months

am i valid

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mike

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3 months

me closing small twitter on my phone to see what happening on big twitter on my computer

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mike

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7 months

gorgeous woman didnt follow me back i should kms

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mike

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7 months

dont even think ab it

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7 months

haha i love this completely normal wednesday w no romantic holiday on it

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3 months

seeing a pretty and graceful woman will make you wanna become a better man and start making more money

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mike

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6 months

“they should invent a man who is this or does this” ITS ME THEY INVENTED HIM PLEASE FW ME 😭😭😭

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mike

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7 months

i just saw a girl w this fit today and i almost collapsed on the floor w my eyes becoming heart shaped popping out of my head

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4 months

hi

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mike

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5 months

a lot of u said 19 thank you so much for keeping my hopes and dreams and aspirations alive

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5 months

hello ladies and women aged 21 and above what is the youngest youd date this is very important

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mike

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28 days

can anyone genuinely explain why youd send unsolicited phallic object images what do u hope to gain from that i just dont get it

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mike

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4 months

has anyone here watched barbie life in the dreamhouse

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1 month

Hello

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mike

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1 month

its always need a brown eyed man is there no love for other colours can we start fw blue for a bit

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4 months

hi who up at 5am w me

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7 months

oh crap

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mike

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7 months

my depressed mutuals: i hate relationships what is love me: what is love ???

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7 months

i hate men icl

Women Being Awful

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Grounds for divorce?

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2 months

just had a minor inconvenience its time to die

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mike

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7 months

hi guys please do not dm me if you are not 05 or older i will not respond u are too young thank u

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mike

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1 year

hey guys i got him at a store when i was in vancouver he says hello does anyone want him

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mike

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1 month

it happened again yeah this is it for me

mike

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3 months

another pretty woman unfollowed me one of these days will be my last

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mike

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5 months

im moving to australia thanks everyone

mike

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5 months

can the girls who stay inside and play videogames all day tell me where ur from im trying to figure out where to move after university

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mike

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in case the last tweet doesnt work evil cat brings more: - my cat if u r not convinced now. i will be. sad.

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