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2 years

When somebody orders fajitas and them shits come out sizzlin

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Bro I swear i’m gonna live, laugh, love so fucking hard as soon as this shit is over

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We used to be a country. A proper country

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6 years

Alabama fans when lil wayne came on stage

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2 years

Me walking into the fine authentic Italian establishment known as Olive Garden

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“Ya know what? It’s Valentine’s Day. Bring us a dessert menu.”

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5 years

My culture is not your costume

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White people when sweet caroline comes on at the function

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Me when I say cerveza instead of beer at the Mexican restaurant

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5 years

People who use the word “adulting” listen to Imagine Dragons on their way to work

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3 years

Billy G and the boys meeting up at Chili’s after the divorce is final

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2 years

A cause we can all get behind

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5 years

Bro I swear if you don’t live, laugh, love this weekend I’m gonna be so pissed

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4 years

Chip Gaines out here stealing decor for a new home renovation

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2 years

Me pretending to work this week while I wait on Turkey Day

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5 years

Target: *exists* White people: Tarjay🤪

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5 years

When you show up to the bar after your friends are already there

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4 years

Just hit the jackpot at Goodwill 😎

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4 years

When you show up to the bar after all this shit is over

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4 years

This is beyond science

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6 years

Rare pic of man discovering fire

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4 years

When you add a silly background to your zoom chat and are waiting for everyone to notice

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1 year

Me: *sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment* Billionaires:

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2 years

Couple from your hometown when they decide it’s time to make their relationship “Facebook official”

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5 years

*Invention of charcuterie board* Person 1: We have meat and cheese, but all the dishes are dirty. Person 2 from a distance: YOU GOT ANY FUCKEN WOOD?

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5 years

COOL GUYS AT THE OFFICE RANKED 5. Guy using printer while whistling 4. Guy with jacket thrown over his shoulder 3. Guy at water cooler shooting finger guns 2. Guy wearing silly socks 1. Brad

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4 years

Me walking into Olive Garden for the first time in 6 months

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2 years

Frick

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5 years

Some of y’all have never lived, laughed, or loved and it shows

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5 years

Nobody: Person who just had a Clif Bar: No thanks, I’m not hungry. I just had a Clif Bar 🚴‍♂️🧗‍♂️🚣‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏊‍♂️🧘‍♂️🤾‍♂️🤸‍♂️

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5 years

Somebody actually made this and put it in their house lol

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4 years

If you go out to eat and the restaurant looks like this, there’s no reason to worry about Biden’s tax plan

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3 years

I do not love Chili’s APRIL FOOLS

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5 years

When you find out Karen from accounting is free this weekend

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5 years

TOP 5 FUNNY THINGS TO SAY AT THE OFFICE 5. Living the dream (sarcastically) 4. You working hard or hardly working? 3. There he is (with finger guns) 2. Saying Merry Christmas when handing something to someone 1. You guys wanna go grab a drink later?

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When it’s time for Karen to speak with the final manager

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5 years

Some of y’all have never had a nice little Sunday at Home Depot and it shows

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5 years

Stop talking trash about chain restaurants! Chili’s AMAZING Cheesecake Factory DELICIOUS Olive Garden BREADSTICKS Applebee’s Outback STAYK AND LOIBSTAH

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5 years

Instagram is down because they’re prepping their servers for all the firework videos

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2 years

Self proclaimed free thinkers on a random Thursday in November

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4 years

*restaurant opens at 11:00* Boomers at 10:47:

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Cold weather: *exists* Boomers:

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Me: Wow it is hot today Rand:

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4 years

When you stay silent through the whole zoom meeting, but you say “thanks everyone” at the end to make it seem like you contributed

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4 years

Nance just told me the election is coming down to WAP which means Wisconsin, Arizona, & Pennsylvania, and let me just tell you I am not in the least bit amused

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5 years

How many times have you been to Chili’s this month? Me:

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5 years

Fun and cool things to do while Instagram is down: Organize your cd collection Play Nintendo 64 Chat with your friends on AOL Play snake on your Nokia Go to Blockbuster MOM CAN I HAVE FRIENDS OVER!?

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Nobody: People who own an air fryer:

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*At Outback Steakhouse* Waitress: “is this all gonna be on one check?” Me: “lol yeah Doug’s got it.” Doug: 🤨 Me: 🤪 Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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5 year old me watching the waiter take my chicken tendies to the wrong table

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When you’re the first two people in the Zoom chat

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“Table for 6 please. Jeff can sit by himself” “lol jk 7 please”

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4 years

If Joe Biden referred to himself as Joe Viben just one time before the election this shit would be a landslide

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4 years

Martha Stewart gonna make me act up

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5 years

Me: remember when you were little and your mom would make you use loaf bread as a hotdog bun? Friend: 🤨 Me: ok wow didn’t realize you were rich

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Your Tiger King costume is extremely original and everyone will love it

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4 years

Bro if they cancel Lobsterfest I’m gonna be so pissed

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When you pull up to the gastropub and there’s a sign out front that says Soup of the day: Whiskey

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When someone from HGTV sees a wall that’s preventing a house from having an open concept

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Nobody: Guy who drives a Subaru: Oh the kayaks? Haha yeah no I’m not going kayaking today, I just literally never take them off lol. You got a Clif bar?

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Nobody: Person who has a weighted blanket: I have a weighted blanket :)

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When you are at the office and it is Thursday

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My official election prediction

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Me: there’s no way we live in a simulation Person: have you ever seen your neighbor bringing in groceries? Me:

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Nance got us a new door hanger ☺️

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Black Lives Matter

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The inside of Jimmy Buffett’s stomach | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🍔🏝 | | / | / | / | |

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Margarita night with the girls: *exists* Nance:

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Quarantine daydreams ☺️

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*virtual happy hour* Me: can I grab anyone a beer? lol The boys:

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Wheels on a shopping cart be like:

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Waiter carrying fajitas: sssssssss Me:

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NORMALIZE WEARING TUXEDOS TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY NORMALIZE WEARING TUXEDOS TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY NORMALIZE WEARING TUXEDOS TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY NORMALIZE WEARING TUXEDOS TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY NORMALIZE WEARING TUXEDOS TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY

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Nobody: A unique and witty person: I swear I am always hungry for Chick-Fil-A on Sundays lol 🤪

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