Agender Shawty @microwavebf Twitter profile

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

2 months

mfw watching family guy funniest moments compilation

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Agender Shawty

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9 months

how can someone’s face be so obviously beautiful from just seeing the corner of their eye that’s crazy

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7 days

@AlisaPikaPika Yeah but like a nice one & also pantsless

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11 months

not usually this down bad but i would earnestly bake cookies for her to get a single peck on the cheek

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15 days

@Imskirby Did I just get a reply from her bf LMFAO

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3 months

@AlisaPikaPika if i caught a glimpse of you in public i would comically trip over my own feet from completely losing track of where i was going

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@nekob0icarti i think it will depend how much you lean forward into it

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@pumaparded ppl from hot countries tend to have hella drip though like traditional african, middle east, n south asian wear but ig it helps when it’s drier

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15 days

@jadeyanh_ Immaculate cut

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Agender Shawty

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15 days

@Imskirby Holy shit these are the most hd skirby pics I’ve ever seen

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@mersweb hi mer :000

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Agender Shawty

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27 days

@ywuukii hi is it ok if I don’t mean you specifically

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@gumbuzzler what if he has messy hair and loves you so much

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@creamnauseam luckily i only committed as much as i needed to feel in costume which mainly comes down to the gloves

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Agender Shawty

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3 months

@linaboobie ok jeez hi

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@unfitting conversations w me are turned based where one will send 10 texts and then go mhm mhm as the other one responds with their block

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Agender Shawty

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3 months

@ywuukii like yeah i guess

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Agender Shawty

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10 months

@mermeows butt plugs laced with antidepressants my new million dollar idea

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Agender Shawty

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3 months

@kittydrip hi

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Agender Shawty

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9 months

@kcalbug there are so many forest critters with the sole purpose of being a critter

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Agender Shawty

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9 months

@norafawn this is so high quality

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Agender Shawty

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30 days

@mersweb I still haven’t watched the show I hope that’s ok

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Agender Shawty

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8 months

@kittydrip it’s too late

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Agender Shawty

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2 months

@foranawn sheesh youre toned as hell

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Agender Shawty

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3 months

@ywuukii hi (5’3 & single)

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Agender Shawty

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5 months

@femcelfootjob i like gale na’s tweets but i am not a citizen of woke so i cant vote

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Agender Shawty

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9 months

@norafawn was half expecting envy adams from the notification

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@kittydrip meow

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Agender Shawty

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1 month

@mersweb hips like it’s no one’s business

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@gumbuzzler no one can handle a true munch. our curse

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Agender Shawty

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9 months

@norafawn the norafawn splitscreen cosplay classic FR

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@linaboobina amazing beautiful

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@unfitting bf who unambiguously loves and cherishes you and never bullies you but finds humor in your quirks and you laugh with him because it means he’s paying attention to you more than anyone else has before

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@gumbuzzler alright you convinced me the notifs turn off now

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@Imskirby omnitrix sex change⁉️ trans rights

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@milk_g0re are thick brows trending again i always thought they looked good

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@gumbuzzler theyre the only ones that like me so ATTENTION BI WOMEN 📢 IM INTERESTED ❕

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@kittydrip @nekob0icarti hi there hi

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@ywuukii bye :/

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

6 months

went to the salon

Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

6 months

gonna be honest i stopped posting selfies because the haircut i gave myself is so goofy and idk how to fix it yet

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Agender Shawty

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2 months

@jadeyanh_ cute as always

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@AlisaPikaPika i am no better than a man it seems

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Agender Shawty

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27 days

@babagirl hello, you again

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@CheekyBunnyyyy a lifetime of commitment

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Agender Shawty

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2 months

@mersweb @mermeows oh you fr transformed for this one

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Agender Shawty

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8 months

@kimchiforprez was so weird how fitness used to be about cardio to lose weight too when that also makes you lose muscle mass / strength. now everyone goes to the gym to lift because being strong feels better and it makes your ass fat

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Agender Shawty

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2 months

@mersweb In these times you’re doing the most for me

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@mermeows me too (on beautiful women not me)

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@kittydrip @nekob0icarti hi your face so cute

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@ratyolk I will make my preparations

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@ywuukii hi i like your dress

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Agender Shawty

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7 months

@mermeows cleanest aesthetic ong

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@ywuukii so talented to do that makeup so often to go to the gym genuinely

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Agender Shawty

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8 months

@mermeows hi mer hi pretty

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@ellaktty it’s cool i like your butt and hair enough to have notifs on

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Agender Shawty

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1 month

@mersweb more importantly: you in a dress

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@ywuukii yeah i like waffles. do you like pancakes?

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@gumbuzzler is the market so dry

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@ellaktty you got a tv in the shower that’s awesome

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@boople__snoot just 4 hours is insane

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Agender Shawty

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3 months

@Imskirby unreal measurements once again the ratios do not stop being impressive

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 year

@AlisaPikaPika yeah i’m goin yippee and yahoo and doing front flips

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

11 months

@gumbuzzler exoticism me thinks

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

8 months

@moonunyo almost passed out

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

8 months

@sanymaa every beautiful woman deserves the backing of a corporation so they may never experience hardship

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

10 months

@gumbuzzler i wish to support my local enby named business

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

3 months

@mersweb always bringing something i didn’t know i was missing in my life

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

9 months

@velsmells you gotta stop teasing that there’s more drawings on the side Please

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

3 months

makeup for men & all that

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

5 months

@babagirl only thing i need in this life is a wife to come home to so this speaks to me

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Agender Shawty

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8 months

@albertcamslut this is my goal with every woman i follow here

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

8 months

@lilbatzz :~|

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

9 months

@essaere release the drafts as a supercut

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

7 months

@ratyolk good evening to the most honest woman on twitter

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Agender Shawty

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1 month

@catiescos Yeah that seems fairly normal

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Agender Shawty

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1 year

@norafawn winx at u .’)

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

3 months

@linaboobie no u can’t !!

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Agender Shawty

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5 months

@linaboobie you belong in every era

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Agender Shawty

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5 months

@Mewwnii why not built for violence? to dismantle the machine? to take down The Man?

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

6 months

@444dya you belong in an early 00’s music video shot on film with the super saturated colors

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

7 months

@unfitting I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

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Agender Shawty

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8 months

@mermeows prettiest girl omg also cute bag

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 year

@alex34893298492 @BackwoodsGoku i’m 5’3 and it is an objectively funny height to be

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 year

@wh0smommy @bungrls used to get nudes when i was in lectures 😔

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

7 months

@ywuukii hey but with one y because i’m chill

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@whoahannahjo i wouldn’t hesitate

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

3 months

@whoahannahjo it’s too hot !!! it is too hot outside !!!

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Agender Shawty

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2 months

@mersweb @mermeows yooo the effort is insane this came out so well

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Agender Shawty

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6 months

@itsjadeyanh you have never failed to look good in a new color

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 year

@Skyistake @girlofswords incredible how my insistence that i’m straight despite being agender / gender abolitionist saves me from being gross like this. can’t be weird to transmasc guys if i refuse to date them because i simply am not into masc people

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

11 months

beautiful women in open flannels save me i’m so gay for u

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 year

@AlisaPikaPika WHAT??

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

11 months

@norafawn @cinnannoe put it away !!!

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

7 months

@milk_g0re printing this one out to keep it in my wallet and telling people this is my wife if they ever ask

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Agender Shawty

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4 months

@bunnydelphine my bad i’m 160 cm

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 year

@itsjadeyanh reconsider as i could use the dopamine

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

8 months

@Mewwnii of course !! do you think we could one day meet the god that gave us this cryptic puzzle of life and death and kill them? please say yes

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

11 months

@vicsuperiority what the fuck this makeup is genuinely so amazing this belongs in a museum

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Agender Shawty

@microwavebf

1 month

@mersweb I would let you corrupt me 💯

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Agender Shawty

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11 months

@ywuukii how are you fertile alll month that’s impossible

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