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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Men will literally look at random places on Google maps for extended periods of time instead of going to therapy

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 months

Damn that was fast

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

4 months

You can’t drink the lemonade that kills you anymore. Because of woke

Alex Clearfield

@AlexClearfield

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*PANERA DISCONTINUES ‘CHARGED’ DRINKS THAT HAVE SPARKED LAWSUITS

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Wow I wonder what “sexual orientation” means

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@michigeese

2 months

We wasted Obama on 2008

Armand Domalewski

@ArmandDoma

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sometimes I wish we could just run Obama again

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 months

everyone after Trump left office:

Hunter📈🌈📊

@StatisticUrban

3 months

- screwed Greece - nightmarish industrial policy - made Europe reliant on Russian gas - oversaw the creation of the debt brake - neglected infrastructure and development investment - delayed gay marriage for years, voted against it She kicked many cans down many roads.

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

5 months

What cuties! Google “Kristi Noem dog” to learn more

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

21 days

It’s funny that South Carolina is sandwiched between two states that are key battlegrounds and then it just gets ignored by everyone

Nate Cohn

@Nate_Cohn

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I do think GA and NC have the best dot maps of respondents

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

4 months

Very cool that the largest paper of record is now turning into Newsmax out of spite

Editing TheGrayLady

@nyt_diff

4 months

Change in Headline

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

You’re laughing. Doctor Oz had to spend $20 on his crudité and you’re laughing.

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

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A lot of people lump Manchin and sinema together but Manchin frankly had the right to do whatever he wanted after winning as a Democrat three times in West Virginia whereas sinema was annoying for no reason in a state many democrats have won lately

Sahil Kapur

@sahilkapur

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Joe Manchin won three times in a ruby red state: 2010 (special), 2012 and 2018. Without him, the last decade and a half in DC would look very different: —Trump & Republicans would have the votes to repeal ACA in 2017 —No Democratic Senate majority in 2021-2022 = no ARP, IRA;

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Median voter

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 months

since he posted this the Panthers have lost three consecutive games and completely blown their lead in the series

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 months

2024 is so fun, we have had three major global elections just in the past week

umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈

@umichvoter

3 months

counting begins soon-- 700,000,000+ votes will be counted

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Whitmer is super close to hitting a double digit margin. That would not only mean that she’s outperforming her 2018 win, but she’s doing better than *Obama 2012*

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Enough dooming for me: Michigan currently has a petition drive circulating to repeal the state’s abortion ban and keep abortion legal with or without Roe It’ll be on the November ballot if it gets enough signatures. If you’re a Michigan voter click the link below for info:

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

1 year

And if it weren’t for 32,463 voters Florida wouldn’t be the epitome of red state America. Voting matters

Avery

@averyhatestwt

1 year

next time someone says voting doesn't matter, remember that if it weren't for 17,117 voters — 0.24% of Arizona's population — Arizona would be the next Florida

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

One really cool feature of the DC metro map is that, at multilevel transfer stations, the line that is on the top level of the map is also the line that’s physically on the upper level of the station

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

My doctor in christ you own eight houses

Dr. Mehmet Oz

@DrOz

2 years

$87.21 at the gas pump today. Thanks, Mr. President.

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

@maxtmcc It always gets me when French people actually pronounce Detroit the French way

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

1 month

It’s funny that online centrists are like “noooooo Tim Walz is too progressive to balance the ticket” and Joe Manchin is like “this dude rocks let’s go”

Senator Joe Manchin

@Sen_JoeManchin

1 month

My statement on Vice President Kamala Harris choosing Governor @Tim_Walz as her running mate:

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 months

As messy as this all is can you imagine how much worse this would be if Biden had that debate performance in September and not June

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Sean Patrick Maloney losing while Pat Ryan wins the seat he was too scared to run in is objectively funny

Jacob Rubashkin

@JacobRubashkin

2 years

Democrats will hold at least one Hudson Valley seat: the 18th District, where current 19th District Rep. Pat Ryan is running. Tough sledding in NY17 and NY19 though.

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

1 year

He really is the first catty twitter gay elected to congress

George Santos

@MrSantosNY

1 year

Having dinner and these folks took a bunch of pictures of me. So I returned the favor. 😉

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

1 year

Here we go again

Mary Frances McGowan

@maryfrancesmcg

1 year

Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson (R) has officially announced his 2024 gubernatorial bid. State Treasurer Dale Folwell (R) is the only other Republican in the race, but Rep. Mark Walker (R-06) is also considering a bid, per reporting from @TheAssemblyNC . #NCGov

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Trump+3 OH-9: rejects a January 6th attendee by double digits Biden+8 NY-3: votes for a January 6th attendee by 9%

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

1 year

One of the most eye opening things about going to UMich is seeing how many otherwise stereotypical frat boys are actually liberal

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

Head empty, no thoughts

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

That 51-49 senate was nice for about 24 hours

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@michigeese

2 months

@nzsamueltaylor Just a typical fundraising ad

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Carl Quintanilla

@carlquintanilla

3 months

JPMORGAN cites a @business analysis of 2024 battleground states, where “it appears that the inflows of Democrats [since 2020] exceed the inflows of Republicans.” #elections2024

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

It feels like we’ve gone backwards in terms of social acceptance for LGBT people and it’s pretty demoralizing to think about

Justin Baragona

@justinbaragona

2 years

"PUSHING LBGT AGENDA"

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

George W Bush implies the existence of George L Bush

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

1 year

This guy’s district is Biden+11 and has all of Miami Beach in it. Great job Florida Dems

Aaron Leibowitz

@aaron_leib

1 year

NEW: Fabian Basabe campaigned as a moderate Republican who was pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ and pro-gun control. His votes in Tallahassee haven't reflected that. Now, ahead of a planned protest today, he faces an allegation that he slapped an aide.

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

Am I prepared for finals?

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@michigeese

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@dawginhim Virginia be like: DEI Way (formerly Death to the Evil Traitor Lincoln Pike)

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@michigeese

2 years

Yonkers (population 210,000) might just be the least culturally relevant city relative to its size

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@michigeese

2 years

I remember Jon Ralston saying that Cortez Masto would narrowly win as Sisolak loses because of her overperforming with independents and being ruthlessly mocked for it, and now that seems like pretty much what’s gonna happen

Naperville Politics Guy

@NapervillePol

2 years

Total Clark firewall. 54K, only barely enough for CCM to win

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@michigeese

2 years

This aged about as well as you would expect

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@michigeese

2 years

The amendment in Florida requiring future amendments to get more than 60% to pass passed with less than 60% support

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@michigeese

4 months

“7-2 opinion by Thomas:” oh no which of the libs jumped ship on this “Reverses the fifth circuit”: wait a second “Alito in dissent”: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Steve Vladeck

@steve_vladeck

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Third (and last) decision is CFPB. For 7-2 Court, Justice Thomas *reverses* Fifth Circuit; upholds CFPB funding scheme. Alito, joined by Gorsuch, dissents:

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Word on the street is Oz about to lead in his first poll

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

Whitmer, in a Biden +3 state: I worked across the aisle to fix the damn roads and bring jobs to Michigan DeSantis, in a Trump+3 state:

Mary Margaret Olohan

@MaryMargOlohan

2 years

Team DeSantis releases “Top Gov” ad highlighting the governor’s “fighter” stance towards liberal media:

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

The burden of proof falls on the ACCUSED under British libel law There’s an infamous case where a Holocaust denier sued a professor for calling him a Holocaust denier and the burden was on the professor to prove that the Holocaust was real

bike centrist 🌉🚱

@notkavi

2 years

British libel law is insane lmao

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

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I don’t think the Disney executives understood that what drew people to fivethirtyeight was Nate’s model not the name fivethirtyeight

george berry 🥥🥥🥥

@george_berry

26 days

extremely funny that nate silver is doing a better job than 538 covering the election

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

The fact that Switzerland still hasn’t legalized same sex marriage makes a lot more sense when you consider they didn’t give women the right to vote until 1971

The Hill

@thehill

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Thousands march in Switzerland to legalize same-sex marriage

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@michigeese

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Democrats in a tossup district: goes out of their way to market themselves to all voters as a reasonable and calm person Republicans in a tossup district: send a text out saying that the recipient’s child is scheduled for gender reassignment surgery

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

You ever get ratioed so hard by a sitting congressman that you delete your account

Maxwell Alejandro Frost

@MaxwellFrostFL

2 years

im actually allergic to soy

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@michigeese

3 years

Guy who describes himself as “culturally straight, sexually gay”

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2 years

It’s worth remembering that a big reason why Glenn Youngkin was ever elected governor is that the Virginia Republican Party had to switch a convention system to nominate him since they knew that if they held a primary their voters would nominate Amanda chase

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

2 years

If I had a nickel for every Utah senator with an anonymous twitter account, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Sam Brodey

@sambrodey

2 years

So it turns out the "Based Mike Lee" twitter account is actually Mike Lee's personal account, per @sltrib This means a sitting US senator has, likely for the first time ever, claimed to be "bussin"

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@michigeese

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NY Dems crashed and burned so bad that Schumer’s famed crossover appealed all but died. He even lost Nassau county

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@michigeese

1 year

Especially considering the current composition of SCOTUS it would probably be wise for the new Dem trifectas in Michigan and Minnesota to get rid of these dormant sodomy bans

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

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Tristan Snell

@TristanSnell

3 years

Madison Cawthorn just now: “I think there are members of the federal government deeply involved in January 6.”

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2 years

This is a terrible result for an incumbent governor

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@michigeese

3 years

My guy you literally don’t celebrate Christmas

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2 years

Idk how many times it’s gonna take republicans explicitly saying that they’re going to target obergefell before people off twitter notice

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@michigeese

4 months

I don’t expect them to be actively pro Biden, they’re a newspaper they’re allowed to challenge the president. I do expect them to not go out of their way to be negative to Biden in all their coverage

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@michigeese

3 years

The profile picture on the bottom means that he has at least one alt account

Ted Cruz

@tedcruz

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true

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@michigeese

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The “Allred is a horrible candidate who isn’t campaigning” thing is such a classic case of an ET trope somehow becoming conventional wisdom on here despite having no basis in reality

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

Obama tried that and you guys wouldn’t stop mocking and criticizing it

Dylan Housman

@Dylan_Housman

3 years

The @DailyCaller 's @ShelbyTalcott asks Psaki whether Biden has considered encouraging Americans to live a healthier lifestyle amidst a pandemic that is killing people with obesity, heart disease, diabetes, etc. Apparently not, as she deflects instantly to vaccines and masks.

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

Kyrsten Sinema’s reviews on rate my professor are so funny

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@michigeese

1 year

Ideal house / ideal car

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@himbonomics

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ideal house / ideal car

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3 years

Brutal

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@michigeese

2 years

Warnock to walker would be one of the biggest downgrades in senate history if it happens

Acyn

@Acyn

2 years

Herschel Walker says he’s sick and tired of “CTR” being taught in schools

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@michigeese

3 years

Imagine this site’s reaction if Chuck Grassley posted a wordle

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@michigeese

2 years

I think extrapolating Election Day turnout is generally a fool’s errand, but if I had to pick two states where dem turnout would be especially low it would probably be the one with no statewide elections at all and the one where they’ve been getting demolished in the early vote

Dave Wasserman

@Redistrict

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It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.

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@michigeese

2 years

More people voted in this twitter poll than the Mayra Flores special election

James🗳

@_fat_ugly_rat_

2 years

I cannot believe this poll got nearly 30,000 votes Like.. that’s so insane

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Michigander Goose

@michigeese

3 years

Ok so Canadian politics is literally just off brand American politics now

Devin Dreeshen

@DevinDVote

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Truth in advertising... #cdnpoli

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@michigeese

4 months

Every time we get a bad 6-3 ruling from SCOTUS Thomas writes a concurrence saying “actually we should be Even Worse”

Mark Joseph Stern

@mjs_DC

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In a solo concurrence, Clarence Thomas declares his belief that racial gerrymandering claims should be deemed non-justiciable political questions, permanently prohibiting federal courts from scrutinizing allegedly racist redistricting.

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2 years

Very serious campaign we’ve got here

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸

@RepMTG

1 year

Today, I’m introducing articles of impeachment against Joe Biden.

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Election we don’t talk enough about

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1 year

The Supreme Court is the court of last resort it is by definition over

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@jfritze

1 year

Statement from Alabama AG Steve Marshall: "Although the majority’s decision is disappointing, this case is not over."

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This was Beshear’s Dean scream

Nandita Bose

@nanditab1

1 month

BREAKING: 05 Aug 2024 12:19:44 PM - HARRIS VICE PRESIDENT POOL NARROWS TO SHAPIRO, WALZ - SOURCES

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@michigeese

2 years

Happy cow made of butter day to all who celebrate

Ted Cruz

@tedcruz

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Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" http://t.co/TzBZJmVFKT

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@michigeese

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Blue state dem governors forgetting that they have coattails is going to cost democrats the house huh

Dave Wasserman

@Redistrict

2 years

Terrific news for Republicans in #CA13 , one of the two truly close seats left. Adam Gray (D) is going to need a great performance in what's left of Stanislaus Co. (Modesto).

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Max

@maxtmcc

3 years

@AveryTheComrade Go to war without putting any boots on the ground or having any negative domestic implications and also without starting nuclear war

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@michigeese

2 years

Now I know I’m not a beltway insider but “we will shut down the government if we win” doesn’t sound like a super popular campaign promise

POLITICO Congress

@politicongress

2 years

Rick Scott says if the GOP retakes the Senate, it may force a shutdown unless Biden repeals his own signature party-line bill. (Spoiler alert: That repeal won't happen.)

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3 years

This video of Trump driving while listening to blank space has such weird energy

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@michigeese

3 years

Why does Fetterman, the largest candidate, not simply eat the other four?

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2 years

“No unnecessary drama” is when you restart a major culture war battle about gay people for literally no reason

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That DeSantis is “just the same guy” as Trump is bonkers and perverse on every level—DeSantis is a policy maven who is successfully governing a major state w/ no unnecessary drama, while never once having tried to overturn an election

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This is one of my favorite Debbie Stabenow anecdotes

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bro really revealed his deepest darkest secrets only to drop out anyway

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Democrats are so lucky that Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania and not New Jersey

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Thinking about these memes I made on the night of the Georgia runoffs

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Gonna be tapping this sign repeatedly

Adam Carlson

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Y’all are not ready for how abysmal the Beltway Brain political analysis of the Alsobrooks vs. Hogan race is going to be

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3 years

I still love how many republicans voted for a challenger from the left to own Dianne Feinstein

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Delta Township, MI implies the existence of Omicron Township, MI

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>be Gary peters >have your seat eliminated by the state GOP specifically to take you out >run in a 56% black seat as a white incumbent >win >immediately give up that seat and win a senate seat

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1 year

Manifesting

The Redistrict Network

@RedistrictNet

1 year

The UT Supreme Court will hear arguments challenging Utah’s congressional map on July 11.

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We don��t talk about this enough

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And with that, democrats officially regain their majority in the Michigan House after a five month long hiatus caused by two former representatives winning mayoral races back in November

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thinking about the only Democratic primary voter in Loving County, Texas who voted for a total random person for president and left every other race blank

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