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Joined March 2019
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not gonna unpin this tweet until i become a conditioning coach for a sports team🙏🏽gonna put all my trust in God and work for it
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jack harlow and drake on churchill downs
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if your name is liam, live in auckand, have a mullet, work in construction, your gf is white and she went to dinner with her friends in birkenhead tonight. just focus on yourself bro i heard some wild cheating stories from her
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new brent faiyaz music this friday?
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#islandtwitter what’s your take on this?
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can’t go wrong with Location by dave and burna boy
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if somebody passed you the aux right now, what would you play?
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“a fijian, a samoan and a tongan are in a car. who’s driving?” ”immigration”💀
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can’t believe drake sampled this classic on Pipe Down😭😭😭
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fighting back tears in church this morning because i realised how amazing God was to me last year. all the opportunities he blessed me with which i will forever be grateful for. that was the closest i’ve felt to God for the longest time and it was nothing more than amazing
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i’m about to cry infront of everyone at the party because fijiana won bronze im not even lying bro😭😭😭😭
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the person in charge of the sky tower lights last night must’ve been a MOB🇫🇷🫶🏽
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i think i speak for everyone when i say this but if you’re an angry drunk, you don’t look tough you just look stupid. you’re just ruining everyone else’s night
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damn can’t even post my work stuff on my story anymore😭
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petition to change the lyrics of No Role Modelz to “that blake and that ryan love” instead of jada and will
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if you’re a male over 21 and can’t cook you need some thorough self evaluation
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good morning to curly haired women only🧡
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there’s a reason NSW has a W in it and QLD has an L🤷🏽‍♂️
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this is who fiji needed to ref that game
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28/07/21 remember this date because this is the rare occasion fiji twitter aren’t beefing
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walk around with my pants down so i can show them who the hardest is
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normalise throwing hands with your manager if they’re rude to you
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christians: only God can judge me the same christians: gay people are going to hell. God doesn’t love gays
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working 2 jobs and having huge pay rises this year in both jobs, being in my last sem in uni and getting good grades and finally finding someone that loves me. this year has been amazing to me🙏🏽
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saying you going out for “1 jug” then helping the staff close up
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woucaaaaa
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What is Fijian math?
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some of you clown chinese people then go buy bread from chinese shops lmao
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my biggest flex going to school in NZ was when the white boys used to call me a FOB, i just used to remind them that i was in the highest english class while their dumbasses were still on “learners” english🤷🏽‍♂️you’d love to see it
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thinking abt the time i spat on a chick’s back to pretend i came bc she didn’t wanna give me head
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y’all islanders still not embarrassed and ashamed to say the N word?
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the way people who have lost one/ both parents are able to function has always amazed me. i can’t imagine going through smth like that
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fijian women are elite ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲
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bro that was basically fiji vs fiji🤣🤣🤣
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had the whole gym to yourself to workout?
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yeah heartbreak is shit but you ever walk out the exam room and remember the correct answer to a question?
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if you sleep with only one pillow pls seek medical help
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this is where all of our trust issues began
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turn on replies to your ig stories you are not the main character…
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“i don’t like old people music” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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hey guys it might not sound like much to some of you but i just finished 6 assignments in two weeks pls be proud of me🥺
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i am 100% sure that i would be happy if i was a millionaire
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i’m sorry but i couldn’t help myself 😭Lord pls forgive me
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finally got to see my best friend after 2.5 years❤️
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you mfs on fiji twitter need to be like me and not instigate or cause trouble on this app
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@michailnxtdoor
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someone in the comments said “The Peoples Elbow casually walking in the background”😭😭
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in a minute
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i’m going to every single fiji game in australia come 2027
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i went to marist i know how to keep my white clothes clean
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yeah sex is cool but nothing beats the feeling after a good workout
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jidion not slick putting niko in his new vid🤣two of the worlds biggest menaces in one video is gonna be smth else😈
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love these kids to death🧡
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felt like a million dollars
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idc who wins next week as long as a northern hemisphere team didn’t make the final
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pls tell me how people from nadi found out this account belonged to me and started messaging me on ig saying stuff like “come down to nadi and we see mada who can drink” like bitch i aint tryna get drunk off tribe and get passed around at the clubs😭
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finally got around to watching S2 of Top Boy and the ending had me sitting there like
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bro not all my nz mates unsending their “fuck fiji nz all the way” messages as soon as fiji won💀💀💀
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nobody: fijian parents when you swallow a fish bone: just eat some kakanadina to push it down
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went to visit a retirement home for Nun’s this morning with my grandmother and they were so happy to see us. they were so happy that one of the nuns decide to tell my grandmother, “man your grandson is good looking and tall. he would make a greeaaat priest” SISTER I-
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boys it’s not alright to be playing with girls hearts. that’s just unacceptable #menaintshit
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this gonna be the queen’s first hot girl summer in 73 years
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don’t tell me how much you can drink and how much you party. tell me what your goals and ambitions are bc i swear to you that’s way more attractive
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fijian men don’t cheat ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲
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drake carried tho
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cordae, H.E.R and lil durk on chronicles
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everyone in the pacific rn:
@DailyLoud
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Kim Jong Un’s sister warns the U.S. that unless it stops conducting military exercises with its allies in the region, North Korea will turn the Pacific Ocean into a “firing range” 😳
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free fijians from the shackles of fake prophets
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all blacks didn’t win because there were no fijians in the team
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i was such a simp last year wtf...should’ve cheated when i had the chance
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happy mother’s day mum. i love you and miss you🧡 lmao i would put my bm on here but nah she ain’t my mum
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idk who needs to hear this but when you're working out in the gym, it's technique>>>>weight
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why does my 13 year old brother’s username on ig have “yaqona” in it?!?! this boy can’t even wash his own sapo
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when people are in a relationship, there’s a difference between secrecy and privacy. some of these people need to leave me THE FUCK alone and mind their own business. when we’re ready we’re ready. we’ll tell people when we’re both comfortable with it
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i’m the type of person that will watch horror movies by myself with the lights off
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YUUUHH
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Drop something blue from your gallery
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sorry my brother this is twitter not christian mingle
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@CamThePussyE8r @snuurid drake counter ratio
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21 laps around the sun🧡
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Mate, if you’ve actually lived in NZ long enough you would come to realise that the Māori community have always been treated poorly and even though it’s a hard pill to swallow, Māori’s have become the minorities in their own country.
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otis is the definition of fumbling the bag #sexeducation
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why my ass just got out the taxi and walk away without paying like it was an uber💀
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boys if she wears a sundress, her ass is actually flat
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“you can’t watch this fiji team and not smile” caita unless you’re fijian your heart will be racing like you’re about to have a heart attack
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bro treat your girl right before i come do it for you
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this world cup belongs to tier 2 nations playing their hearts out and the ref fucking them over
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i pray she finds it hard to blend her makeup into her neck
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for those kings who didn’t see it when i said it the first time, cheat on your girl. if you feel bad then that’s how you know she’s the love of your life. you can cheat on her 16 times and not feel bad but if on the 17th time you feel bad then that’s the love of your life
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i’m at the point in my life where i’d rather receive money for christmas than presents
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i’m sorry but UK rap is superior to US rap
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i wish i could find me a girl that loves me the way losa loves kalen😔
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why do grey sweatpants feel more comfortable than other coloured ones
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nothing will ever top this tik tok!!
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all you gang picking on radradra sitting your asses on the couch while this man got an olympic gold around his neck🤡
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bro august alsina just dropped a song called “entanglement” with rick ross🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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100 likes and i’m gonna drop who i’m going out with
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lmao gained 50 followers over the past 24hrs. vinaka gang🧡
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not mad about that loss portugal played fucking majestically
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your fav step bros🫶🏽
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@michailnxtdoor
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going to the club
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What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?
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LMFAOOOO THIS SHIT GOT ME CRYIINGGG😭😭😭 #AUSvsFIJ
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