if your name is liam, live in auckand, have a mullet, work in construction, your gf is white and she went to dinner with her friends in birkenhead tonight. just focus on yourself bro i heard some wild cheating stories from her
fighting back tears in church this morning because i realised how amazing God was to me last year. all the opportunities he blessed me with which i will forever be grateful for. that was the closest i’ve felt to God for the longest time and it was nothing more than amazing
i think i speak for everyone when i say this but if you’re an angry drunk, you don’t look tough you just look stupid. you’re just ruining everyone else’s night
working 2 jobs and having huge pay rises this year in both jobs, being in my last sem in uni and getting good grades and finally finding someone that loves me. this year has been amazing to me🙏🏽
my biggest flex going to school in NZ was when the white boys used to call me a FOB, i just used to remind them that i was in the highest english class while their dumbasses were still on “learners” english🤷🏽♂️you’d love to see it
pls tell me how people from nadi found out this account belonged to me and started messaging me on ig saying stuff like “come down to nadi and we see mada who can drink”
like bitch i aint tryna get drunk off tribe and get passed around at the clubs😭
went to visit a retirement home for Nun’s this morning with my grandmother and they were so happy to see us. they were so happy that one of the nuns decide to tell my grandmother, “man your grandson is good looking and tall. he would make a greeaaat priest”
SISTER I-
Kim Jong Un’s sister warns the U.S. that unless it stops conducting military exercises with its allies in the region, North Korea will turn the Pacific Ocean into a “firing range” 😳
when people are in a relationship, there’s a difference between secrecy and privacy. some of these people need to leave me THE FUCK alone and mind their own business. when we’re ready we’re ready. we’ll tell people when we’re both comfortable with it
Mate, if you’ve actually lived in NZ long enough you would come to realise that the Māori community have always been treated poorly and even though it’s a hard pill to swallow, Māori’s have become the minorities in their own country.
for those kings who didn’t see it when i said it the first time, cheat on your girl. if you feel bad then that’s how you know she’s the love of your life. you can cheat on her 16 times and not feel bad but if on the 17th time you feel bad then that’s the love of your life