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Michael Roffman

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4 years

Pretty sure @ladygaga is bringing the album of the year, at least for me. Song is pure, unadulterated pop. Love it. Three for three so far. #Chromatica #SourCandy @ygofficialblink

Lady Gaga and BLACKPINK drop collaborative single "Sour Candy": Stream

The third slice off Chromatica is yet another banger.

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nobody wants to admit this, but the last 10 years of pop culture criticism cultivated this disconnect

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The guy who played Rictus in FURIOSA has to explain to people that it's a fictional story and he was acting is a real fucking bummer

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#ElCamino offers a meditative epilogue for Breaking Bad that feels less like a sequel and more like torn out pages from the original story. Aaron Paul is a silent joy and Vince Gilligan’s direction remains as sharp as ever. The cohesion here is remarkable. Review forthcoming.

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Supernatural takes one last drive tonight. Celebrate 15 years and 15 seasons by revisiting the show's 15 greatest episodes on @consequence : #ThankYouSupernatural

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spending saturday on isla nublar

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@realDonaldTrump @Cabinet Oh gimme a break. This team wouldn't even be able to finish a coloring book.

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the only pattern i see is a reality that hollywood and distributors need to accept: less is more. invest in 20-30-40M movies again and lower your ceilings. but that's like asking this country to create industries and focus on class issues.

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“The Fall Guy” not doing all that well, “If” not doing all that well, “Furiosa” not doing all that well, “Garfield” not doing all that well… you know what this means for the Deadpool movie right? Are you following this trend? Are you seeing the pattern?

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#StupidLove is literally all my favorite pop signatures, hooks, melodies slammed into one song. Instant gym jam, @ladygaga .

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#TalktoMe is the kind of horror movie that makes you afraid to die. a relentless rollercoaster. a true evil dead. no hugs here.

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2 years

it's now clear to me that too many fans want TERMINATOR HALLOWEEN again and again and again. has always been my least favorite aspect of this franchise, and for DGG to revisit the human elements of the first one was exactly the "back to basics" approach we were sold on in 2018.

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Whoa. #SpiderMan3

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@TopherGrace The President Ford episode comes to mind.

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Rare is a third chapter this compelling, this affecting, and this integral. #StrangerThings 3 is a testament to the Duffer brothers' creative vision. They are true dungeon masters of story and character. My (rather lengthy) review:

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a nightmare on elm street but rodney dangerfield as freddy

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Horror isn’t just about "scaring you."

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From @bobdylan to @myMotorhead , @KansasBand to @BobSeger , #Supernatural has given us 15 years of essential rock 'n' roll moments. Relive the best of 'em at @consequence : #ThankYouSupernatural #SPNFamilyForever

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4 years

Chadwick Boseman died on Jackie Robinson Day, Jack Kirby's birthday, a day removed from the anniversary of James Brown's final studio album, and two days removed from the anniversary of when Thurgood Marshall first took office as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the US.

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It's a Halloween season miracle! #TrumpHasCovid

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump We don't worship anyone or anything. We vote. The majority of us did not vote for you. In short, the majority of us hate you.

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MIDNIGHT MASS dir. Mike Flanagan, 2021

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#HappyMothersDay2018

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Today was my last day at Consequence. It's been a hell of a ride, one I'll cherish forever. I'm leaving to pursue my increasing interest in audio/video and I look forward to an exciting future in production. To borrow from my favorite John Ritter film: Stay tuned.

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I walked by this iconic horror location yesterday. Sadly no good guys around. Do you recognize it?

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Out of all the '90s teen horror flicks, I'm gonna go out on a limb and name THE FACULTY as the most rewatchable of the bunch. Killer soundtrack, perfect adult/teen cast, and Josh Harnett is just operating on Christian Slater levels of cool. I'll never get tired of it.

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@realDonaldTrump @SenatorDole One for the ages? Yes, Mr. Dole, when Trump is written in history books as a traitor and fraud and a total embarrassment to the world.

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The one and only @davidduchovny walks us through his new album Every Third Thought, which you can exclusive stream via @Consequence . This was a lot of fun putting together:

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god i love john carpenter. (and also love memoirs)

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Spending this Friday night at a real drive-in...

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Heaven is a place on Earth. #TwinPeaks

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legend #sidneypoitier

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@realDonaldTrump @Morning_Joe Whoooooooooo cares!!! The world is much bigger than your bullshit agenda to keep your ego inflated. Just resign already. Go back to NBC.

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@realDonaldTrump Spoken like a true dictator!

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@realDonaldTrump Your son's actions aren't "Fake News" just as your treasonous crimes aren't "Fake News". The faster this country learns this the better.

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@jarpad We need a rematch.

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on some days, im convinced i've wasted the last 15 years of my life on pop culture. yet, on most days, im just thinking about why mcdonalds hasnt brought back those halloween buckets.

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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews God forbid you actually listen to your own intel and not a fucking television. You're the world's biggest joke.

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@realDonaldTrump Define "good healthcare," Donny. You and your spineless Republicans can't even reveal your own proper plan. You're a joke. You all are!

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@realDonaldTrump No, not really. True, most politicians are scumbags, but your kind is on a whole other level. You're swine, pal.

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A24 of the 80s. #TheLastDriveIn

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GREMLINS doesn't get enough love for being the best goddamn Christmas movie out there. Horror just sometimes hits harder when it has some heart. RT if you also love GREMLINS.

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i know there are myriad reasons for the box office underperforming but this longtime moviegoer is done spending 30 bucks to sit next to complete fucking idiots.

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fuck

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3 years

More filmmakers should aspire to be as eclectic as Richard Donner...

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7 years

Hope #ChrisCornell is punching #RogerAiles into a black hole right now.

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7 years

This news stings. I can't even begin to describe how much I've loved writing about this show for the last few years over at @AVTVClub . It was a great escape for the ugly times, and, like the movies, will continue to be one in the years to come.

Starz cancels Ash Vs. Evil Dead after three seasons

The series finale airs on Sunday, April 29th.

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Excellent piece by @jennferatu on what's haunting about The Haunting of Bly Manor. Not surprised given that she is a @flanaganfilm scholar by now. Her latest for @consequence :

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V/H/S/85: strongest entry in the franchise. original, unpredictable, & terrifying. derrickson distills a feature into a gripping, grueling short; guerrero plunges into history horror; bruckner, kermani, & nelson nail the era to a tee. one of the finest slices of horror this year.

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The only thing I really wanted from #DialOfDestiny was a new proper ending for #IndianaJones and I always had faith in @mang0ld to find that final chapter. He delivered a poignant entry that I just didn’t know could exist post-Last Crusade. Can’t wait to see it again.

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@realDonaldTrump Our blood will be on your hands, you swine. You and your bastard Republicans are playing a revenge game with people's lives. Despicable.

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Roddy McDowall is unfuckingbelievable in CLASS OF 84. What a hypnotically tragic role. So much rage and pathos colliding at once. Palpable frustrations that make his arc all the more harrowing. #TheLastDriveIn

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Most underrated character of @BetterCallSaul :

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who out here loves this george c scott banger?

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saving my thoughts for @HalloweeniesPod , but ill say this: #ScreamVI is why horror belongs in theaters. lots of inventive set pieces that call back to the hold-your-breath, squeeze-your-seat tension that defined this franchise from the get-go. think: police car in scream 2.

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Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget. #Debates2020

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two franchises that iced their icons too early

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Last week, I spoke with @TheRealElvira about, well, pretty much everything. From the comforting effect of horror to Netflix's Tiger King to all kinds of great rock 'n' roll chatter. One of my favorite interviews ever:

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. @Consequence 's Filmmaker of the Year is Quentin Tarantino. On Monday, I sat down with the legendary filmmaker to talk about how he picks the right story, our current era of streaming, wishful casting, and, yes, the Halloween franchise. Bucket list moment.

Filmmaker of the Year Quentin Tarantino on Finding the Right Story, What Streaming is Missing, and...

He also has thoughts on the Halloween franchise.

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3 years

god i love stephen king

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Terry Gross: "Time to talk about death, torture and mutilation." @StephenKing : "OK. Good. Great!" A 1993 @nprfreshair gem from the @GBHArchives treasure chest. #TBT

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#PrioritizeYourCare being a sponsored hashtag by a pharmaceutical is a pretty good portrait of the way this country prioritizes health care.

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@SpeakerRyan So is your spine.

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I walk around in the chill listening to “Laurie’s Theme.”

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Fill in the blank: It doesn't truly feel like the Halloween season until _____.

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@realDonaldTrump Your dickhead party consistently refuses to help and work with the Democrats. More hypocrisy from our Toddler in Chief, our pathetic pig.

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Confession: I still prefer this to the series.

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This Day in Horror History: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Was Released in 1992 -

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There's really been no other album like @TheRyanAdams ' Prisoner in quite awhile for me. Just when I think I'm done, it grabs me again.

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I've finally lost my mind: I've likened @AshvsEvilDead to Star Wars.

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Amazing: @THETomSavini is joining @therealjoebob on Friday's episode of The Last Drive-In! Stay tuned for a special interview with the maestro on @HalloweeniesPod and @consequence . The episode drops tonight at midnight EST!

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It's amazing how you can go from Feeling Great to Feeling Dead in a matter of minutes. Mental health is fun!

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@JennyENicholson the box office hit of the summer

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@realDonaldTrump So, you're willing to admit you're only here because of Russia?

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Lead singer of @BlossomsBand looks like he strolled out of The Virgin Suicides or Carrie. Nice 70s swagger. Great look. #Lollapolooza

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That article where I champion @skyferreira to play @Madonna in #BlondeAmbition :

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@KellyannePolls Please stay off of TV forever.

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CLASS OF 1984 was exactly the kind of satisfying and shocking midnight gem I wanted tonight. I was literally punching the air and cheering at my screen in the last 10 mins. So wired now! One of my favorite first-time watches at #TheLastDriveIn . Who needs a drink? 🥃

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For those who didn't catch the reference

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ah, we’ve now arrived at the “actually, crystal skull is good” narrative

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I was intrigued by Todd Phillips' Joker, now the film is slotted right behind Once Upon a Time in Hollywood as most anticipated of the year. This sounds like such a great turn for comic book IP, and I love the idea of this being a one-off. Yes. More of this. Please.

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@realDonaldTrump And yet that seems to implicate you even more! Sigh. It's baffling your idiot administration lets you run your idiot mouth nonstop on here.

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@Saw @BDisgusting bring back strahm

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A Schitt's Creek sweep is not only deserved but earned. This series was an underdog forever and has been such a game changer for the comedy genre. Love these wins, and wouldn't be the least bit upset if it won everything. #Emmy

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Kudos to @BDisgusting for continuing to be a trendsetter for the industry. The people were always listening, the studios are now, too. So fucking cool.

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Essential films to revisit and/or watch via Robert Daniels ( @812filmreviews ). #BlackOutDay2020

Top 20 Films of 2010s by Black Directors

An assemblage of hopes, fears, and celebrations...

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Just a heads up, @AshvsEvilDead fans: Tomorrow night's episode has one of the greatest scenes in the franchise's history. Just sayin'. Do not miss it.

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@realDonaldTrump Well, looks like the Post found some truth and dirt on our Toddler in Chief. Baby wants his rattle again.

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Umm, pretty sure Morty Seinfeld was the OG porg.

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@realDonaldTrump Let's be real, Donny, it doesn't help that you're his father, either.

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In 25 years, we’ll still be talking about @JanelleMonae . I can’t say the same for the majority of this lineup. She’s so ahead of the game. On every platform. “I wish I had more time,” she said. In a perfect world, she’s headlining with two full hours. #Lollapalooza2019

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I could watch this movie a million times. @CharlizeAfrica and @Sethrogen are perfect together. My review...

CONSEQUENCE

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Film Review: Charlize Theron and Seth Rogen defy all odds with Long Shot: #LongShot

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#HappyFathersDay

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Hear Me Roar: Why Batman Returns is the Best of the Franchise #Batman

Hear Me Roar: Why Batman Returns is the Best of the Franchise

Twenty-five years later, Tim Burton's macabre sequel remains purrfect.

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EYES WIDE SHUT is an aesthetic treasure. Christmas candy with a nightmare center. Kubrick’s most indelible work. What a swan song.

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Christian Slater is still the epitome of cool. #GoldenGlobes

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I miss the Fridays when I'd come home from school, bike to Blockbuster, buy a bunch of candy, rent a ton of horror movies, and watch all three of them in a row with the lights off. Actually, scratch that. I still do that. Just swap Blockbuster with @shudder .

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@baileymoon96 yeah that will sharpe nom is baffling

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fact: i've probably listened to @davidduchovny 's "stranger in the sacred heart" at least 30 times since last week. incredible song.

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@Brian_Tallerico @samesmail @ASepiol ::ahem:: How about a TEN film run? Assault on Precinct 13 - Halloween - Someone's Watching Me - Elvis - The Fog - Escape From New York - The Thing - Christine - Starman - Big Trouble

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@realDonaldTrump PSYCHO, PSYCHO, PSYCHO! #Trump