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Arvada, Colorado
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Michael Vance
5 months
Colorado residents, what is happening in your communities? Do you have any local concerns? Let me know and we can amplify the issues!
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4 months
RFK Jr. and Nicole Shanahan will be placed on the ballot on @LPCO as our President and Vice Presidential candidates
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3 months
@yothisaintavibe If someone is left leaning, but hates big pharma, like the left used to. RFK is the proper vote
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3 years
@joelockhart Sir, are your fingers okay? I’m concerned your fingers are about to break due to the force you’re using to clutch those pearls...
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6 months
Tell everyone in Colorado, the days of lethargy are over! We are building a coalition in this state to take back control from the left.
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3 months
@yothisaintavibe His reasoning is actually great. Big pharma is pushing lobbyists to get liabilities for their crooked actions. Look at the human rights atrocities of the vaccine mandates during COVID, absolute evil
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3 years
@BarstoolBigCat Big Cat asked for a 10X in the chat, not your opinion
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@DashDobrofsky LeGaL aCtIoN!
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3 years
@AndrewJBates46 If you feel actual nausea over this, perhaps it’s time to evaluate your life choices...
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2 years
@SeenBetterTimes @nytimes Why type of gaslighting is this. The town is forcing fluoride on the population and you call him the one forcing his beliefs on everyone else.
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3 years
@Breaking911 Scrap it all. What about protections of our civil rights? That is certainly not in his spending bill
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3 years
@LucieCatnip @ShadoeDavis @OttawaPolice Found someone who would have cheered 1930’s Germany boxcars...
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10 months
If you look at who is leading the charge for Christian Nationalism, it’s a bunch of people who work or have worked for the Federal Government. In other words, it’s a psyop
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3 years
@Pretefunkera @FactorofOne1 @BetoORourke Wanting to permanently modify a child’s body for your political gain is abhorrent. I’m not a Republican and I can see who the baddies are...
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3 years
@Kyle_R_Huston @coldxman @joerogan There is nothing that could satisfy the hate towards Joe Rogan in Kyle’s heart
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3 years
@PhillipMRamos @EricSpracklen @joerogan I’m so sorry that Joe Rogan was friendly to someone he disagrees with politically. I hope you can recover
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3 years
@PSUforLiberty @LibertarianCT Turns out they were right after all...
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3 years
@stillgray There is something nefarious happening around Ukraine
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4 months
@travisakers If universal healthcare is a human right, the 2nd Amendment is an enumerated power in the Constitution. Let’s give every 18 year old a Palmetto AR-15
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Michael Vance
3 years
@itsartexp @BoxingKingdom14 Did you not expand the screenshot?
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3 years
@BleffyII @SportsCenter @katie_barnes3 You know what’s silly about pronouns, using “they/them” is plural and were talking about a singular person.
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@RepLorenaGarcia Most people supported slavery in the pre civil war era. According to Garcia’s logic, Slavery should have been morally acceptable
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3 years
@shanewilsonky @RepThomasMassie I wish Massie was my rep, proud of him taking the hard stance that will look good years from now.
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3 years
@jamfan40 @Breaking911 Nothing more based than crapping on the free market
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6 months
This is called gaslighting
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@HaileyBucks2 I, too, reside in Colorado And absolutely no one is trying to disarm you That is a lie
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3 years
@TheKrothRoads @jimtravolta1 @NBCNews Let me guess...you blindly trust the people in charge
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6 months
@nexton9news Who is surprised that Kyle Clark is gaslighting
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5 months
@9NEWS You’re promoting praise from a man who wanted hospitals to reject unvaccinated patients
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3 years
@SirajAHashmi Where is the lie?
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@thehouseofpod You’re enabling his sons issues, you’re truly despicable
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@nosoup4knowles This guy simps so hard for the Daily Wire
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3 years
@CDCgov So can unvaccinated families
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3 years
@pdabrosca @MSNBC I highly suggest you learn more about libertarians, libertarian philosophy and the different factions before making comments about libertarians
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7 months
@working_stiff_ @bigcontentguy WNBA players seem insufferable Kelsey Plum seems cool
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3 years
@HigherGrinds @ezralevant Unstable? The government wants to harm him and his family.
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1 year
@newrepublic Nina came out as pro slavery, which is the real issue
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9 months
@DeepNotShallow It’s weird that you’re saying someone’s voice is worth less than others because they’ve experienced more than others.
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7 months
@9NEWS He never mocked the death of Sullivan’s son. But, Sullivan constant stands of the grave of his own son to strip the rights and defense of Coloradans and that is certainly depraved.
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Michael Vance
3 years
@FikreteVeliu @HillaryClinton @madeleine @barb_kinney 500,000 kids dead at the hands of the US=icon of democracy.
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4 months
@ListComesForAll @SirajAHashmi Based Dave Smith, he’s not wrong
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6 months
@BuenoForMiami @angela4LNCChair Trump coming to the Libertarian convention will be a free exchange of ideas, think of the ideas Libertarians can discuss with Trump. This is an opportunity to advance liberty.
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3 years
@commie22 I feel absolutely awful for everyone in Canada, this tyrannical power grab has to end.
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Michael Vance
6 months
Good news! The latest version of the “Assault Weapons Ban” HB24-1292, has been gaveled out of committee today. While the bill has not been killed, each day the bill loses gains momentum is a win for our rights. Keep putting pressure on your Senators in Colorado!
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Michael Vance
3 years
@sandiego411 @gregggonsalves @michaelmalice So love is stripping people of their livelihoods if they don’t have the approved chemical makeup, got it. Do you also believe “Work will see you free?”
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1 month
@BriannaForCO Tabor was the best protection from the likes of you and your cronies in JeffCo and the state. We will do everything we can to protect the future of our state and our families from you
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Michael Vance
6 months
@AvaFlanell_ @GovofCO I remember when Polis called himself “libertarian,” shenanigans like this is why actual Libertarians called him out for it.
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Michael Vance
6 months
The beauty of satire is this fake list brought out the real list. The Colorado Democrats are far left extremists should have no place in power, come November.
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6 months
BREAKING. Our Interns have uncovered the list of words banned by Colorado House Democrats @COHouseDem . #coleg #cogov #cosen #copolitics #9News #HeyNext
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6 months
SB24-107, a bill to prevent violent offenders from carrying guns, will have an amendment proposed by @SenadoraJulie . This amendment will permanently strip gun rights from anyone carrying in a “Sensitive Space.” Tell your Colorado Senator to vote no on this amendment immediately!
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Michael Vance
6 months
Extremely disappointed this bill passed. Kids will be less safe on campus and the state has turned students into soft targets, leading to mass death on campus.
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Chase Cromwell
6 months
🚨Today the Colorado House passed legislation to ban firearms in college classrooms - after years of advocacy across the state. I am proud of this work and urge Gov. Polis to sign without delay. Extended statement from campus leaders to come.
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4 months
It’s important to point out @RepLorenaGarcia is not an elected official, but appointed. Unfortunately, her record has been an atrocity for human liberty. Fort Collins, it’s time to reject these leaders who think they know better than you about how to live your life.
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4 months
Thank you to our elected officials for joining us at the doors last night! I am proud to have the support of over 35 current Colorado *democratic* elected officials, and I am honored that they have taken their time to knock doors and make calls for our grassroots campaign.
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7 months
@chadclifford @iancesca1776 What in the gaslight is this? Resign now as you would rather punish advocacy groups than listen to people.
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Michael Vance
3 years
@CassandraRules Neocon Nikki needs to go away
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6 months
@BrandonLRichard She is one of the worst gaslighters in the house. She has hate for Coloradans in her heart
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Michael Vance
3 years
@SamTheM63172719 @CarmineSabia @mmpadellan @KurtSchlichter These people who support the authoritarian efforts of Biden while calling Trump a Nazi are fascinating
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2 years
@July041776 It’s a Trail of Tears...
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7 months
@michael_wiebe I see homes already. You don’t get to tell others what they do with their property.
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6 months
@DeepNotShallow Property taxes are too high Property taxes are too high Property taxes are too high Property taxes are too high
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2 years
@Matthew21926980 @PrivettEric @Texas_Ranger724 These people who know nothing about guns are the first to use government guns to enforce their laws on gun owners.
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@JennyforCO @BriannaForCO Everything about this is wildly creepy. For some reason, Colorado can't leave girls alone
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11 months
@Marshall9News In other words, Marshall doesn’t think you should share your real thoughts…only approved thoughts. It’s odd to see so many clamor for 1984
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1 year
@RepLorenaGarcia We will make sure this will never happen in Colorado
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@reason It’s been interesting watching Harot grift herself into a new group. In my opinion, her “principles” are changing based on who she needs to align herself with to maintain power.
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6 months
It’s over! The Colorado Legislature can’t harm us anymore this year!!! Let’s pray they don’t find a reason for a “Special Session.”
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@JennyforCO Thank you for proving Feminism isn’t about equality, it’s about hate and retribution
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3 years
@JayashreeNara14 @stevenmazie Exactly. I remember all the verses that said you should be greedy, lazy and everyone else should be on the hook for your debts.
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3 months
@denverpost It’s what he actually thinks. His apology is not from the heart, as documented by years of tweets that he removed from the internet by deleting his account
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4 months
@evanrawal Bedard for Nuke, Confirmed
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3 months
When asked by the LPCO if Chase Oliver considered puberty blockers and chemical castration were abuse and a violation of the non-aggression principle, this was his response
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4 months
@pweiser Someone report this post to the Attorney General’s office, this is misinformation
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Michael Vance
3 years
@DoctorOntario Keep fighting for your liberty, Canada.
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Michael Vance
4 years
@checkmatestate They’re tied together.
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3 years
@SchwartzTime @justicejeremy1 @kathygriffin So the vaccine and boosters don’t work
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Michael Vance
8 months
@MikeJohnstonCO @FlorForDenver Nothing like a relaxing day after taking a trip to the Super Bowl. Btw, how are city workers doing, post pay cut?
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Michael Vance
4 months
I have found that the RFK people are wildly nicer than many, if not most of the online accounts within the LP. The porcupine is an apt logo
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Michael Vance
2 years
@poiu477 @TheBraveBard @steven_lynn_ @philthatremains Imagine claiming you’re a good person while calling for state based reeducation camps
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Michael Vance
3 years
@ComicDaveSmith @Jtodd601 @802libertarian @ReedCoverdale @ToddHagopian @HobbieReal @benheckman_ @jrowland777 Archie is trying to force a “either/or” into a “both/and.” People within the Mises Caucus are looking forward to uniting with other Caucuses to advance liberty through the LP, but the Prags have been extremely divisive and their control of the party needs to end.
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@BFordLancer48 Anyone gonna point out that he clearly wasn’t singing while vocals played? Also, I hope he’s okay
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@SamPirozziTV @NFL_Scorigami I think the first season had the most scorigami’s in a single season
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@JakeSherman Blue Anon
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@javier_mabrey Guy who wrecks the housing market via legislation wants to have a say on struggling families
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911, I’d like to report a homicide
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Rocky Mountain Gun Owners
6 months
@nexton9news 9News: Those gun groups are bad. Also 9News:
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@RepLorenaGarcia Look what I found! Lorena Garcia voting to not protect kids from sexual predators
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2 years
@adamzyglis @TheBuffaloNews Narrative guy comes out with a swing and a miss
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2 years
@LaLinda63 @Gmamavila @hollis4congress @ABC You used a CNN article to prove a point, that’s hilarious
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Michael Vance
6 months
Ben Shapiro pretended to want a debate while working to obtain a gag order against Candace Owens. The Daily Mire has lost all credibility.
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2 years
@GideonOscar8 @Breaking911 Your tweet is completely irrelevant to the topic
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2 years
@Jasperlope @justinbaragona No, but I really like that option. Get rid of public schools
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I’m proud to be a part of the @LPCO
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11 months
@COTimesRecorder The recorder is gaslighting Coloradans about parential rights. The Colorado Times Recorder is the enemy of the people
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6 months
@Kelly_OnTV @DenverPolice @BallArenaDenver @jasminearenastv If anything, this makes me want to buy a hotdog outside the game
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Michael Vance
1 year
@gaughen Imagine thinking the Mises Caucus is MAGA
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3 years
@_CitizenO @CassandraRules A hero doesn’t randomly implement a social credit score during a war. A hero doesn’t advocate for WWIII...
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Michael Vance
4 years
@conradthemeh @WomenPostingLs I haven’t listened or read what she’s saying, but the L is in her nonverbal queues. At that point, it doesn’t matter what the content of her words are.
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Michael Vance
7 months
The Left in Colorado is evil and has dark desires, the Right is feckless and incompetent. Anyone to the right of Mao who wants to fight, join me. We need a coalition for freedom in this state and we are behind the 8-ball.
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1 year
@jaredpolis Governor Gaslight at it again
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2 years
@GlazKnstSociety @MrAndyNgo Unless he can fit a narrative
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