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@gmad2285 Your profile picture sucks. This one is more accurate.

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@ryanmfrank @NYPDnews @NYPDTips @NYPDTransit Chalk an outline around their cars and they’ll be irresistibly drawn to the scene of the crime

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@RyanAFournier It’s a national embarrassment that you can lie this much and get traction. This is some BS.

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@EylonALevy The sentiment of “Genocide is acceptable, if it’s done by attractive people” results in mass murder.

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6 years

I work for @verizonfios Customer Service and I love putting callers who complain about their Fox News being out on hold forever

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6 years

Five TV's in my home under @verizonfios and this is what I get for the 9th consecutive day!👇 @FoxNews down while @CNN crystal clear! I tried everything! NO wiring has changed in my home and Verizon's only appointment is in one week! #censorship @VerizonSupport

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2 years

Hey @dtamberelli did you ever look at us and think “we will be doing this thirty years later outside of Philly, each with a baby daughter?”

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Happy birthday to @dtamberelli who is the scrappiest, sludgiest, slimiest, and sweetest fake TV brother I have ever had. I will stop holding your daughter hostage now, as a present.

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@LouisPeitzman SINGLES

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@ItsDanSheehan Yes, and...

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@GerryDuggan @MichaelCohen212 @BuzzFeedNews @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Let me tell you, Michael to Michael : you're gonna regret this.

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@Genesis33K @realDonaldTrump In your world: 1. the stock market sets records every day but we need to cut taxes for the rich. 2. Republicans control 3 branches of gov't but are somehow oppressed.

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@classiclib3ral beef:stewed libs:owned

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@classiclib3ral @NYCAntifa Nevertheless, fuzz out people’s pix in the future please

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@MarkDice @realDonaldTrump Mark, he's not gonna fuck you.

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I’m 46, not 47, for the record.

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28 Years Later, The Adventures of Pete and Pete's Danny Tamberelli and Michael C. Maronna Are Still Best Friends (Exclusive)

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@robrousseau @DiamondandSilk I would rather my daughter marry a member of MS-13 than a Webster or a Merriam

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@MikePinola @hello__caitlin You misspelled “pays their workers an hourly wage that doesn’t force them to seek supplementary benefits from the govt or work hours so long that they never see their family” but that’s a difficult one, I understand.

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@sbgoolsby11 @protestantwind Sandy they’re breaking through the door what should I do?

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@violentvortex @TheJoeDupree @tornadokid3 @DanScavino @NFL @Giants @oliviervernon54 Hey everyone Kimberly canceled oppression we are all equal now and if you're poor it's your own damn fault and throw in a hashtag

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@elonmusk Fraudster getting state subsidies opposes Chomsky

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@SBANYPD Ask him to move politely, then high five each of the smoking hundreds

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@GovMattBevin You sound...nervous.

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@AOC

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@NYPDChiefofDept Demanding respect without earning it....what’s that called?

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@bdomenech You ALMOST understand colonialism, don't forget that your father in law tried to name some streets in Saigon

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I nominate @dtamberelli as my tribute

Real Estate, band

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10 months

Congratulations to our first ever Daniel of the Month, the boy who lived himself, Daniel Radcliffe. We’ve reached out to his people for comment but at press time we haven’t heard back. Who should the next DoTM be? Let us know in the comments. All Dans considered.

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@bransonreese Bullying works!

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Classic Looney Tunes shorts will continue to stream on Max. Max says an earlier press release announcing the title's departure from the platform was an "error."

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@DanKEberhart @SpeakerPelosi The government shutdown is a political stunt. Asking people to work for free while the television cameras are pointed at you is a political stunt. Who are you kidding?

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@Barronak @pcgamer Getting banned from games to own the libs

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@stillgray Nope, you have a prime minister, silly.

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@DarkSoulNight @robrousseau @DiamondandSilk That’s a horse of a different colour

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@IStandWithAhmed

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Sadly, this is confirmation. Our Mom, Judy Grafe, has rejoined the Big Metal Plate in the sky. Fake TV Family is not always conventional, but when it clicks, it’s wonderful. I’ll miss her and I’m grateful for all the time between takes as well as what everyone saw on camera. 💔

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I’m 43 tomorrow but tonight is all right.

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@benshapiro Sit this one out, Ben

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@AIPAC Bernie's decision not to speak looks better with every speaker you announce

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@LaurenBaleWWLTV @WWLTV How dare they put that garbage next to municipal recycling?

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@bariweiss @robbysoave Gaslighting from a shitty liar.

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@LauraLoomer Maybe you've just been looking for the wrong Jewish Lawyer

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@scrowder $100 for a cup and slurs?

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@dksaga1 @EylonALevy You can’t remember what happens each time the occupying power says a genocide is not happening? Of course you can.

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@RespectableLaw

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@realDonaldTrump @netanyahu Crook recognize crook

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7 years

Stephanie owned the haunted house in South Orange from Halloweenie and still does !

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2 years

Success

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7 years

Rest In Peace to John Heard - he used to hit on all the moms on the set of Home Alone 1 & 2 and creeped me out.

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@charliekirk11 @realDonaldTrump

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@VintageArtCafe Usually you signify your Rush affiliation with some kind of ornament...a red hat, a swastika, so that other people can avoid those situations.

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@RepChrisCollins Lock him up!

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@primalpoly @Quillette “Looks like the calipers are on the other skull now, Professor!”

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WHO: The People of the Forest WHAT: Climbing down from the trees WHEN: Fall time WHERE: Tennessee WHY: In order to find a warm place to lay their eggs

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@jasoncrouch Jason Crotch

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@TheRealLoriJ Lori, what matters is that your president is a racist garbage pile stoking hate of brown people.

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@NeilWMcCabe2 @NRCC You also work with the Pizzagate guy, so your judgment of what constitutes a threat is...suspect

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@mariosonic500 @Jach1005 @BuzzFeedNews But you're just some guy on the internet

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@AriFleischer Let me know when Dr. Ford can expect to stop receiving death threats.

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@ParkAveSJC @MrAndyNgo @PortlandPolice I’m so sorry you think that happened to him

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@VintageArtCafe How's the celibacy?

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7 years

Hammock time yesterday with the boy

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@UPS Can’t feed your family with hugs.

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@EsotericCD Not everyone lacks the moral center that you lack

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@DVSblast @bummermaid “E-man” because I’ve known him longer, naturally, being from the store

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@benshapiro Look at how weak you become when you can’t pre-empt each statement with “my wife is a doctor”

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6 years

@bethanyshondark @cheesdees So your article is "befriending neonazis is for thee, not for me"

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@EricTrump

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@lyndseyfifield @TheDCSentinel @carterforva Smarter than the person who does digital for @Heritage ?

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4 years

You can get with this...or you can get with that.

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@RyanAFournier @TomiLahren Now, Tippy...

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@bennyjohnson @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse “Congress shall make no law...” now can you find “the corporation known as Twitter” in the First Amendment? I didn’t think so, you drooling chud.

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@KellyOcchiuzzo @benshapiro I, too, would like to see Ben humiliated far beyond what I thought possible.

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@Danielledeco @craigzLiszt Neither of you included examples of “good solutions”

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@ColBannister @GovMikeHuckabee Clamoring for more guns and dehumanizing LGBT people is a hell of a way to go through life, son. Re-examine your life choices.

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Damien Scott

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Who's on your Mount Rushmore of "TV Dads"?

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@BrendaJHackney1 That's California. This is Local 420, B. O. F. A. and we do things a little differently here on the East Coast. If they call about Fox News reception being bad, I put them on hold until lunch. After lunch, I'm feeling a bit better and I might hang up on them.

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@daltonWEARScaps Nothing like calling slurs “free speech” and selling a cup of them for $100

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@McKaylaRoseJ You're in a cult, keep selling merch.

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6 years

Very best of wedding wishes to @katedetweiler @dtamberelli photo by @tobyhuss

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@NMalliotakis “Nobody should exercise the rights we all hold sacred in ways I disagree with”

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@DanKEberhart @SpeakerPelosi When is the last time you worked for free, Dan?

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@Leigh_Phillips @kingsevil0000 @MattBors did you create this guy in a lab?

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At this age, I hadn’t yet grasped the concept of “nose” let alone developed the coordination and cunning to acquire one by stealth

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hailing a taxi 🤝 hailing Satan

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@thealexvanness Alex...no.

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Companion

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@StefanMolyneux @MurderBryan The both_sides_pedophile_hater has logged on

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I dream Agnes Varda all the time Varda all the time Varda all the ti-ime

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@RepMarkMeadows Did you read the transcript? That would answer your questions better than impotent bleating.

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@JaneOst_ Found a new guy

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@DanKEberhart @SpeakerPelosi Who in your life do you ask to work for free?

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@JenniferKrist28 @PrisonPlanet He's right though.

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Sex Pizza? I thought they closed that place down!

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I’ve peaked.

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@amyalkon @TK9582 @clairlemon Nothing says “know-it-all” like telling multiple firefighters “I have articles.”

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@MrAndyNgo Hoaxer gonna hoax

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@JustinMcElroy @Nickelodeon @NickelodeonPR This would be the right thing for Nickelodeon to do, especially after that experimental eye surgery that has left me completely unable to blink since 1995

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Got a very nice delivery in the mail recently @mezzotintlabel @TheBandPolaris @MarkMulcahyHQ Christmas came early

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