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Mai Chisamba Show!

@michael_pliz

9 months

idk why it stopped recording right before the insane beat switch ☹️😭 it was nothing but good music and sexy niggas fr.

Mai Chisamba Show!

@michael_pliz

9 months

for the first time in my life, I went out in Zimbabwe and enjoyed the DJ set. @tapiwa303 killed it fr 🤞🏾

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@DaVeDoGg76 @kingcrab286 @MrMekzy_ Forgive us Mr. Riches, we just tryna survive.

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@lnbshr Idk how to word this but marvel is somehow to blame for this.

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@yogirlluvfelipe @wydccalamity Mayne….

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@Chocolate_Kirby @luhraya “Or you tryna fuck?”😭😭

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1 year

@sunshinexosunxo @queend236 @ChairesKala Cause I promise you, that nigga was not tryna go for some brunch with his girl and her homie on a fucking Saturday morning 😭

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1 year

@Azandamashenge @AmarachiU1 And do you see us applauding such nonsense?

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2 months

@Mr_MeepMop @burnme121107 @mel_buer i am NOT on your side 😹😹😹 I am laughing AT you, not with you.

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2 years

@ItsNickFasho Sup gang🙏🏾 idk if you saw but they kinda cooking your ass. Speedy recovery bro🤍

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1 year

@FromAerin @_kkoine Oh damn, I be looking for extra reasons to dislike them people 😭

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1 year

@FavGhostwriter The fact that you said “if” means you should just keep quiet 💀

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1 year

@justKDHN @KirkWrites79 It wasn’t about being democrat, it’s about not being republicans 💀

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2 months

@burnme121107 @Mr_MeepMop @mel_buer thank you for speaking my mind

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1 year

@Reese10Angel You know you’re cooking when you have them deploying republican bots in your comments 😭 keep them pressed.

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2 years

@LaRueHyLyFe @Dreadful4Tymes Have they picked you yet? Did it work?

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2 years

@bonginhlanhla_n @unkleken_ You’re missing the point.

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1 year

@HBCUfessions They literally sent you to college so you wouldn’t have to do this shit and you’re just choosing NOT TO LEAVE 😭

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2 years

@mysticabysss @prettycosplayr_ Now this is some real mature shit. Hope you find your healing soon✨🤍

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1 year

@UTDkingsley What you waffling about?

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2 years

@arcanecovet I have nothing but respect for him🙏🏾

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2 years

@Thaclaw99 @postaciddd @kathsizzzle Um okay?

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1 year

@Von007_ This nigga posted enough money to start your college journey. Did you see that?

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1 year

@jayesoula Y’all thought diseases like Bubonic Plague happened to normal people? 💀

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1 year

@Dreadful4Tymes You on the shaderoom??? This was planned economic sabotage.

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2 years

@birbilize @yayayannna @_bartowskii @merlin7dsins @oraliea_

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1 year

@HipHopNumbers COOK THAT FRAUD!!

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2 years

@ColdWarStan @Puseletso__M @1stefrankin1 @notyoungthugg @NeroDiavoloDa @Iamzwide1 @Kiingdac @Piphism I’ve said this before, the jokes are always funny until the mayonnaise shows up.

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1 year

@cityreport_ I’m glad he’s poor because we need him on every broadcasting network 😭😭😭

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1 year

@FromAerin @_kkoine White babes, was she white?

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1 year

@stunnnajay They don’t know how to handle bad niggas fr 💅🏿🧑🏾‍🦯

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2 years

I can’t even speak. A woman in love is quite dangerous.

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2 years

Question for the lads. What move did a girl do in bed that had you thinking “damn, she might could be a hoe”? 🤔

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2 years

@yusukeuramesssy @keatingssixth You need to be locked up 😭😭

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1 year

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9 months

@Hoodie_Milly @hecubian_devil Your problem is that you assume we are pretending to be polite simply because YOU are pretending to be polite. Nah, I genuinely want you to have a good day and if I said you have a pretty smile then I meant that shit.

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2 years

@_andimyan @Delikaturi @ChildlessGambi @realmainfeeling Your username never been more fitting than right now.

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4 months

@TheDejaKing @BtheRa_ You just saw her being shut up by a kiss when she was angry and you’re asking why they broke up??😭😭😭 the answer is right there, someone is emotionally manipulative

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1 year

@8dollars4Elon @montrelz @AnneofGA @UjuAnya @Momof3gngrs Which is exactly why I recommend falling in love for every nigga. I am 21 and I am begging for my friends to be more emotionally cognizant😭 a girl could literally confess her feelings to my friends and they still would be like “man, idk if she really wants me” 💀

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1 year

@KZKem_ @nathan_obi @YellawBlossom I pray I’m never caught defending a baddie that wouldn’t even bother pronouncing my name right. 😭 you’re a loser.

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2 years

@ThatweirdoKimm @kcireddmusic @VickyLynnLovey @wavydzy commit the h @te crime babes, I dare you. I triple dare you.

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1 year

@dobetterbaby @keatingssixth @shaTIRED You’re literally being misogynistic rn 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

@wydccalamity Yeah cause my family dead cuh

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2 years

@4theluvofy @whoinvitedt @poppakendo @IvorianPrince @NINIVSNIYA @swervjoy Now both of you are delusional because she ain’t cooking shit 💀😭

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1 year

@d0mocracy @whal510 That’s the ableism we talk about. You force differently abled people to be the most organized and detail oriented people in the world simply cause we are too lazy to help them. Why didn’t the airlines have their own chair if they know they disallow other people’s chairs???

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2 years

@1stefrankin1 @notyoungthugg @NeroDiavoloDa @Iamzwide1 @Kiingdac @Piphism That’s crazy cause I heard the hospital belongs to her too..

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2 years

@ps_gone @dkabi_123 @cryindivaa @cerealkhella Good question 💀

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2 years

@medusaa__baby @STALLlONAIRE They got toys and shit

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1 year

@AmLazj @strangerootz You’re not yet healed, try again 💀

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2 years

@Mayberrykush Defending a jogger suit is crazy. You don’t have to be a fashion connoisseur in order to see that this is nasty 😭

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2 years

@fawkyomamaa @evilrashida Did you just associate blackness with being from the hood or you just associated blackness with poverty? Idk which one it is but both sound bad.

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2 years

@ats3omiAnaanu @SensiCheeks @TheCarter80 @RealLathan @BonAnpil_Mula Oh trust me, she gets the opinions of others on a wide range of issues: she just doesn’t want them from YOU. YOU are the problem. She has no problem hearing other opinions.

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9 months

@Hoodie_Milly @hecubian_devil “very clearly” - this generation really assumes we can all understand the social cues you are following in your head. A simple “hey, thanks for the chat but I don’t feel like talking,” would suffice but you want us to work with ‘very clearly’ or whatever that means.

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1 year

@Deward86884 @isibusiso_ You don’t know what ‘insecurity’ means do you?

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@crackcobain__ STOP THE VIOLENCE 😭

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1 year

@saint_jacobs98 @z1onwastaken That’s the only nigga capable of saying “stop vaping” and people will actually stop 😭

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2 years

@marylyngold777 @shaTIRED You can’t keep using that, I literally choked reading your comment 😭

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2 years

@SamPerSav @KuroPhoenix19 @Lycoristics @VComforti @rizzygotn0h0es @23luvr Then the audacity to say “academically approved”😭😭😭

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3 months

@jatella hate it when niggas are making a good point but talk like they are at a Stanford University professor’s luncheon

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1 year

@KZKem_ @nathan_obi @YellawBlossom Nigga said “it’s her way of tweeting” - you even know the formula she uses for tweeting 😭😭😭 you’re the one who needs a life here

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1 year

@bryium_ @yuhluvkendra you’re getting zero play.

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1 year

@KZKem_ @nathan_obi @YellawBlossom Lmaooo and she doesn’t even follow you back? 😭😭😭 hayi man, find shame.

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1 year

@zanele_matome @nomhamha_ I’m sorry you said he’s 22? I think you delayed the sex talk by a LOT of years ma’am 💀

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2 years

@leslie_lorene @AnotherJada @thecindynoir @_benjvmins_ Okay and she trademarked that phrase for her merch, we are mad at her. Black people been making “players gonna play” tshirts ever since MLK cheated on his wife. So, your point is?

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2 years

@urdadpiper @aliyahInterlude 22 and 19???? Yeah I hope that goes well ma’am.

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2 years

@witchpusssy @aliyahInterlude I’m sorry to invalidate your experience and feelings but there doesn’t seem to be anything unconventionally unattractive here? You’re literally a walking bombshell as agreed upon by the general public.

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1 year

@badgalariii @ChaseEnCashe @boetvyo No, heal.

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10 months

@OddAlerts @Ic3Evaa Fine margins is Liverpool having one loss all season and missing out by 1 point. Not this historical bottlejob from Arsenal.

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2 years

@TenTwentyThird @flawl3ssNBr0wn2 Damn, you can’t even hold an obvious villain accountable? Like the villain is RIGHT THERE bruh. Stop going in circles, the villain is sitting RIGHT THERE.

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1 year

@crackcobain__ Y’all know this song?

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2 years

@badderthanurtia @elefaantzz Stop normalizing weird shit. Nobody should ever walk in a room, leave the room and go tweet about how they were the hottest person in the room. Like damn, go find some healthy validation

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2 years

@whoiseddardsnow @ACOWBOYFRMSPACE @Nkemiie_B @LordMntungwa @_Hybreed_ Maybe just ask her?

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2 years

@arcanecovet everyone be shitting on custard & cake but that’s literally my favourite dessert.

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1 year

@BigBrockLV @Maxirubinn @Bornakang Do y’all get women in real life?

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9 months

@Easternroyalty1 @Chantel16536574 You’re imagining too far. Let’s take a look at what happened during covid. The horror stories women have to tell about that time period.

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2 years

@_Ziyad__7 @elleayevibe @indyaestes Your initial question was weird but we love a man that’s able to admit when a good point has been raised.

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1 year

@Sensemilia_ @Trujista I would have gave up on life itself if this happened whilst I was in the bathroom sneak smoking my vape 😭😭

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2 years

@brandonxlc @reputushion @bjorksdaddy You’re not in on the joke I’m afraid.

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2 years

@murphydavisng @Moddedsage @Dollydavve @princejoku_ @this_toyosi @WoahDereLem I’m in that weird space where I don’t know if it’s ethical to laugh at the joke or just laugh cause she deserved it anyway 😭😭😭

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1 year

@osheybaddestt Let’s ignore the fact that the original person in the picture also didn’t give you consent to keep the picture up. Yeah, let’s just completely ignore that.

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2 years

@Candace82115595 @KameronBennett @DeeTubman2 Please do tell me how men are supposed to react when they are sexually assaulted. Educate us please.

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8 months

@Joe__Bassey So they refuse to acknowledge that we civilized them but they conveniently remember removing us from their land??

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2 years

@macaronitonyyy @bigtitsamber @matsui_thabs @palesa_madumo @ThandekaMdlul10 macaroni, are you serious? Be fr.

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1 year

@Trujista I have never heard of being verbally man enough

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3 years

@chudojr @OvOBrezzzy Look around the room, we are all laughing bro

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2 years

@dvnfrommontana @duolingo_l @LAxFLAME Nigga confused reliable with consistent.

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8 months

@jiggyjayy2 @motheo_mawela If you’re a true revolutionary; you’ll accept that you wouldn’t be raising a revolution if the evils against your people were not so deep-rooted to the point of turning your own people against you when you try to fight for their freedom. It’s a reality you accept.

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1 year

@444llay Y’all just love wasting food huh? Cause you did not eat at all.

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2 years

@go4brains @tnicoleeeee_ Please don’t do this. Please.

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2 years

@Rich_Da_God_87 @sincerely__se @floomflams @BishopRachii a man who used to abuse thousands of women just came back to social media and the women he abused are talking about what he used to do. What’s so hard to understand about that? Do they need to explain themselves? To you? Go learn how to spell.

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1 year

When I say SA is the USA of Africa, I mean it. This is like the USA getting mad at Rihanna for claiming Barbados 😭

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@BRUCEW7YNE You Niggas are bullies😭😭😭😭

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2 years

@leslie_lorene @AnotherJada @thecindynoir @_benjvmins_ Listen, we are saying Mountains of Caucus Taylor Swift had no business applying her own style and design on a black colloquial phrase and then trademarking it which stops the creators of the phrase from even profiting off it!! DOES YOUR MAYONNAISE BRAIN UNDERSTAND OR NOT?

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1 year

@T_Lucidity @thedoctormom And we are shitting on your opinion, which we are allowed to do.

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8 months

@itsmichalll @Byoussef few questions: 1. Who recorded the video? 2. How did the video end up moving from the recorder’s possession into the family’s possession? 3. How do you know the video exists if the family hasn’t shown the world? 4. All victims’ families conspired not to show videos?

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2 years

@CollardGreen @yo_itsFrankie I have no problem with polyamory and polygamy but the big CAVEAT is that everyone needs to be consenting. Idk, it doesn’t look like she consented to much 💀 the poor woman was lied to for a good 5 months.

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1 year

@Justbossup @LeeMajikija @Azandamashenge @AmarachiU1 It’s a province in South Africa where the worst men imaginable come from, we call them Zulus.

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1 year

@SheFell4Russia @PeezySirx @sixfootprincess So a few black people act weird and you cancel the whole race but millions of white people commit slavery and genocide yet you’re able to see good in some white women? Lmaooo let me go laugh.

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1 year

@sk1tguru @maonagadaga I’m sorry to do this to you again bro but I think imma have to default on that 70k loan you gave me😔 but you are still willing to be an investor right?

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2 years

@kayla_skr2 @marylyngold777 @shaTIRED ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT!

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@figbyx190 @heyyitsrayy_ @gbennylola Forgive her, she’s not home trained. I’m glad someone else explained it to you.

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@sI4shergf @DijahSB Lmaooooooo I thought you was trolling 😭😭😭😭

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2 years

@leslie_lorene @AnotherJada @thecindynoir @_benjvmins_ Haven’t seen any other artist trademark “you smell like outside.” If you can show me any other white artist who did what Taylor did then I’ll stop being mad. But the fact that her black fan base expressed discomfort and she still kept it??? Okay.

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