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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
1 month
if people donโ€™t see you as crazy this means your mind is at the same levels as NPCs. you donโ€™t stand out and that means youโ€™re a sheep. you blend in. the genius stands out and they call him crazy. but he is not offended because it shows he is not like them
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@miami0x
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6 years
My mom wants me to date her friend's daughter, saying she nice and has good manners blah blah blah... she literally dunno we're already ex's!๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ Should I tell her???๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
If the third emoji on your phone is to determine your mood this week, which one will it be? Mine: ๐Ÿ˜ I guess I'll be seeing brezz all week!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
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6 years
Let's expose ourselves! Me: I can't swin What about you?๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
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1 year
@cctvidiots old man identify as a karen
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Shout out to all the guys who have good intentions, good hearts, actually love ladies and treat them with respect!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
"Sex" always isnโ€™t everything... have yโ€™all tried just laying down, playing with eachother's hands while they talk about life. Those are the moments to live for. Deep talk and understanding eachother's background!๐Ÿ˜
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
We all know "sex" is supposed to be a marital privilege but in this generation it has become an audition for dating! Sex is everywhere these days!๐Ÿฅด
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear God, please provide food and shelter for the homeless children in every streets of this world!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Having sex with a tall girl is really fun, until she wraps her legs around you and you start feeling like you're being attacked by an octopus!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear @WhatsApp , please limit the number of status to four in your next update. Some people are abusing it!๐Ÿ˜
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
So who told African drivers that the best time to buy fuel is after loading the passengers?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear queens, a big dick alone can't take care of you and raise your kids, get yourself a man with vision and lifetime plan... my dear you won't be horny forever!
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
You need zero degrees to be a business owner but you need a degree to work for a business owner. Read this sh!t again!
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Shout out to the real ladies out there staying faithful to their guys even if they can't afford them the "luxurious things" in this world๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@miami0x
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6 years
My gf just texted me "Hey boo, I'm coming to your place, and when I get there I want you to make me wet"๐Ÿ˜˜ I just went out to get 5 buckets full of water, she'll know me today!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
My sister if your guy's phone rings and he looks at the phone screen and say "wtf this niqqa want?"... please know it's her, that bitch!๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
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6 years
Welcome to Twitter where everyone tends to be a motivational speaker in the morning and suddenly becomes a mad savager and deadly troller in the evening!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Ladies, a guy can have sex wid u on the first date and end up marrying u. He can also wait a year, have sex wid u and dump u. You can never measure a guy's real intentions by mere period of time. Pray to God u meet a guy wid a pure heart that'll love, respect & cherish u!โค๏ธ
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@miami0x
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6 years
Mark Zuckerberg has already made 4$ billion in 2018, and still goes by the name Mark. Kweku Dade won only GHยข1000 on My Bet and he has changed his name to Dollar Man๐Ÿ˜‚ Abeg who get correct gun for there๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
And the sad truth is that, being a good girl gets you no where these days... all these niqqas love and want bad bitiches!๐Ÿ˜
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
On which day were you born? Me: Sunday๐Ÿ˜Ž Let's see our pairsโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Ladies, please stop staring at us when we're walking with our girlfriends in town. We're aware we made the wrong decision!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Write "I would like to" and let your keypad complete the sentence. Someone is going to be exposed here!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
After you fingering her, you smelled your finger and later squeezed your face, sia ta what were you expecting? A gucci perfume scent?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
So this girl posted: "no one can ever take what God has given to meโ€œ and I commented "where is your virginity?" She has blocked me and I dunno why๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Never let the internet takes place of your Bible and your God Happy Sunday!โค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
If Post Maloneโค๏ธ ain't in your playlist, then I'm sorry we need not to be friends!๐Ÿ˜
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Not all boyfriends will become husbands and not all girlfriends will become wives, forget relationships. Letโ€™s eat each other in peace!๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Nowadays, a boyfriend and a girlfriend canโ€™t be alone in a room and not do anything. Small isolation norrr they're kissing then boom sex is going on๐Ÿ˜‚ Yโ€™all should chill for marriage!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Wo kasa - You talk too much Wo kasa - You brag a lot Wo kasa - You're persuasive Wo kasa - You can't keep a secret Ghana my country๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Some guys be like, "I can't cook, my mom didn't teach me". Armed robber like you... who taught u how to unhook bra, press brezz and penetrate? Your dad I guess!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Which language do you find very interesting and you want to learn very badly? Me: Huasa๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
This pregnant teenager just slammed the door of this taxi we dey inside and the taxi driver shouted "herh maame, menp3 ruff waati... you should've closed your legs that way" Taxi drivers get mouth!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
To whoever reading this, there is a big surprise for you today. Trust in this!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
I will marry a very beautiful wife๐Ÿ˜... I can't afford to be paying 20k for make ups because of her ugliness!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
I asked my mom for money to buy something and she said "just buy, I'll refund you" she even said "If I forget, remind me" And when I asked her for the money later, she hit me with "and how much did you pay me for giving birth to you and raising you?" African parents!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
A stranger blessed me this week so I'm also blessing a stranger this week!!!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ Reply to this tweet, if you don't get any retweets or likes on your reply within 6 hours, you win for yourself a brand new #HuaweiY92019 !๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ Good luck๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ Rt & let others participate, it ends Sunday.
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear ladies, catching flowers at weddings doesn't necessarily make you the next bride๐Ÿ˜‚... I know a friend who've caught more than 18 bouquets this year, boyfriend saf be problem!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
It's the responsibility of a man to feed his wife because the last time a woman fed a man, we all got chased out of the Garden of Eden!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Ladies nowadays don't cry at their weddings anymore... they've wasted all the cries in relationships!
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
1 year
@cctvidiots C is driving forwardly B is at rest A is reversing
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Nobody dey take screenshots pass an iPhone user, as if screenshots dey the Terms and Conditions inside!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
1 year
@todayyearsoldig do this too as a dad
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
I can't be the only one who has a personal WhatsApp group that I posts my personal stuffs and go there to do voice note exercise!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
These kiddies nowadays be posting stuffs like: "I want to forget everything and move on"... forget what? The multiplication table or what?๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Shatta Wale's freestyle on BBC, enjoy!๐Ÿฅด
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
God wants the best for his children, yet women nowadays wants "big dicks" that can shift their wombs. My sister is that "the best" God wants for you?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Who is that artist/celebrity that you just can't say their name without saying/adding their surname?๐Ÿ˜… Me: Bob Marley
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Once upon a time the person reading this tweet was a Virgin. Nobody knows what happened next๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
My mom intentionally asked me for money and out from my pocket was my hand holding condoms, guess who is about to attend a prayer meeting!๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
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@detectclips sheโ€™s not crying cos sheโ€™s sorry, she got caught also bro donโ€™t wanna live long. she couldโ€™ve crash them both ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Imagine dating someone who gets angry just because you give other girls your own dick. Tragic!๐Ÿ™„
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
These pastors speak very highly of heaven and hell like they've been there before, sigh!๐Ÿ˜’
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
The airtime some of us have bought this year alone can put up 3 storey building!๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@miami0x
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Some ladies can be very nice to you until you realize they talk to everyone like that!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
"Don't worry, I will call you back"
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Real pain is when you sit in between two fat women in a taxi๐Ÿš•... you can't move your hand around saf๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
11 months
@ayeejuju make a tweet without the #BrandedFeatures hashtag ๐Ÿ˜’
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
When you refuse to bundle with your airtime and you mistakenly turn on your data!!! Your airtime:
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
*the lecturer finishes lecturing and he's about to leave the class* my brain: donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it donโ€™t say it me: sir, you forgot to take the assignment!
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Forget sense, "brezz" is the most beautiful thing God gave to ladies aswear. The standing ones I mean!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
In other news, a blind man has been arrested for watching porn in a public transport!๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear God, if not for anything but for the sake of my mother, please lemme be successful. I owe that woman a lot!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Every day holds the possibility of a miracle. Lord, I pray everyone that sees this experience a miracle today/this week/in month ends!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Be your girl's biggest fan, love her, eat her very well, promote her, show her off and let them know you've got the best girlfriend!!
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Retweet if your mother is a blessing๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
These guys don't cum under 5 minutes and you ladies think it's their own strength. Offinso niqqas go talk say, ebi things... something something else!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Today is the day I realized I'm very good in bed, chale I slept the whole day herh!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Nobody keeps in touch more than a girl you've promised money๐Ÿ˜‚ She can be like: Hello Memphis, I called u to ask if you've brushed your teeth today๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Weโ€™re going to be richer than our parents๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Father Lord, the pussy you gave to your daughters for free, some are selling it. Please take it awaay from them...!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
*girl posts nice picture* Her friends โ€œBaby girl you look so pretttyyyy๐Ÿ˜โ€ *boy posts nice picture* His friends โ€œSiaa you figa you dey pap" Guys, what's at all is our problem?๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Every girl has at least two boyfriends, "the one she is deceiving" and "the one that is deceiving her"! Wicked world ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Me spending Me spending on myself! vs on data!
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Caption this? Reply or Quote. Best caption wins 1 month airtime!๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Imagine if wanna Twitter search history is to go public for everyone to see!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Let's talk about this, marriage before sex or sex before marriage. Which one do you believe in?๐Ÿค”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
One of the hardest thing our future kids will have to deal with is finding a "USERNAME" that has not been already used on Twitter. They'll be like, I_______Am_______John!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Hmm Danny, some "hard guy" bi dey eat Asamoah Gyan ein wife o! ๐Ÿ˜‚
@KizzDaniel
VADO Dโ€™GREAT ๐Ÿฅท
6 years
Whatโ€™s happening?! ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Everyone is even shocked. Ah Wendy Shay paa what she dey figa!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Since I was born we've always been in 21st century, when at all are we going to 22nd century?๐Ÿ˜–
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
1 year
@ShitpostGate oh cmon now
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
God made men, men made money. God made women out of men, women made men horny just to collect the money Is there anyone who still doesn't fear women?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Someone said bathrooms are for slim ladies, the fat ladies must use the washing bays!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
If you meet a woman that admits she's wrong, apologizes and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don't do that!๐Ÿค’
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear God, no matter what is going on in my life, I thank you for the privilege of being alive๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Am I the only one who sometimes call someone with the intention of them not answering so that I can get a point to argue with them!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
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๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡another $GRAPE giveaway ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡ 2x @JoinGrapeCoin golden tickets up for grabs โ€ข to qualify, do this โฌ‡๏ธ 1โƒฃ follow @BrewRonny @miami0x 2โƒฃ repost โ™ป๏ธ 3โƒฃ tag 3 lucky friends ๐Ÿ€ โ€ข ends in 24hrs โฐโฐ @JoinGrapes $grape #giveaway ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡
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miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
1 year
@wildtiktokss all the darrn morning traffics
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
So I've been wondering all this while, where exactly do animals go when they die?
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
I've these two friends that we chat tru often on WhatsApp, I dunno if they don't know the difference between WhatsApp status and phone gallery๐Ÿ˜‚ How can u be putting 40 pictures and 10 videos there... I wonder if they think WhatsApp status is a memory card!๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Dear kings, stop calling ur girlfriends with cheap names like 'honey', 'chocolate', 'sugar'... They costs less... call them with names like 'my bag of rice', 'my university fees' Infact 'my bag of cement' I miss you!๐Ÿ˜‚ Let's value our girlfriends!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Done with my first drawing. Guys pm if you want me to draw you, thanks in advance๐Ÿ˜Š Retweet to bless a dude's hustle!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
When you are madly in love erh even insults sounds like birthday wishes in your ears๐Ÿ˜‚ Odo ma nipa gyimie ampa!๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Me, anytime I see Nana Aba's picture on social media๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ @thenanaaba
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
There're so many stuffs we learnt in High School that are of no use in our lives now. Just imagine how we were forced to learn the "first 20 elements". What are these 20 elements doing for us? Education in Africa, sigh!!!๐Ÿ˜’
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@miami0x
miami ๐Ÿ€„๏ธ
6 years
Short guys are the funniest!!! They will be like, "I will protect u my queen", what exactly are u gonna protect? Her knees? C'mon๐Ÿ˜‚
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