My boyfriend woke up this morning and told me he had a dream we got married and then proceeded to talk about what he wants our wedding to be like for a half hour and I really don’t know how I wound up in this life but I’m so happy
I just got a call back for a job and I missed it. I was leaving a message and my dog decides to ATTACK ME AT THAT MOMENT AND STEP ON MY THROAT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PROFESSIONAL MESSAGE IM SO EMBARRASSED
The flight attendant said he liked my switch case and was gonna steal it when I went to sleep and I know he was joking but now I really can’t sleep with that in my head
At a restaurant with Abuela and the server hands her an ice tea with a straw and she looks at me and says “we should not be using straws” and put it to the side and wow
I just realized I paid for a class that is required, only offered online, and then I had to purchase an access code for 80 bucks which the entire course is on. Is college real