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messy ventura

5 months

After a solid 21 years of unfettered internet access I’ve come to accept that the internet is over. The bots, the lying for engagement, the way even Google doesn’t work anymore for basic searches, it’s just so over.

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5 months

Gone are the days of human connection and information sharing. Now we are in the era of advertising and money grabs. Ah.

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Can’t even argue anymore can’t even look at the replies of the funniest tweet you’ve ever seen without being hit under a blitzkrieg of bots and ads.

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Hancock was the one superhero film where a hero was punished for saving the world because he caused property damage. Why? Bc he was black. How did the movie end? The white woman hero, played by a white “South African”, was the angel and he was the devil exiled to space.

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You used to be able to look at the replies to the funny tweets and see even funnier remarks right under them

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@ifnotimacry Reddit is like the closest thing to the old internet

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We used to be a society.

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6 years

Am I inadvertently feeding into the narrative by the right that us liberals are violent?

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4 years

@TomCottonAR They had debates about slavery and chose to keep it. It allowed people like your great great great great grandfather Jesse Hackney Cotton to own slaves. Your great great great grandfather Leonard Ryan Cotton was a confederate soldier that fought to keep the institution of slavery

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3 years

@JordanUhl When Disneyland is the last time your parents were together and the only positive memory from your childhood

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5 months

The funny clock app didn’t used to be QVC 😔

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2 months

Me and my grandma illahu naxaristo 😭🫶🏾

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9 months

How the fuck did Americans circle back to post-9/11 Islamophobia so fucking quick? We learned nothing.

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2 years

Why would Tom Holland SAY THIS 😭😭

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Amid mass media layoffs, Google tests removing the News tab from search results

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3 years

@aksman_356 @tee_millss Mans be kissing girls he doesnt want nobody knowing about

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@TomCottonAR The founding fathers are not some gods. They were men. They were flawed. To say that we can never ever criticize the founders is fundamentally un-American. I thought you were a history major aren’t you supposed to know this?

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4 years

What’s with this country and counting death tolls by 9/11s

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Covid deaths have already officially surpassed 9,000 in America. That’s three 9/11s.

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4 years

Fuck America! Fuck White People! I hate you all! Happy new year to BLACK PEOPLE ONLY!

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4 years

AND he left without paying. Absolute king shit.

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4 years

Minneapolis police killed a boy, a 22 year old boy, and his family found out by the police pounding on their door in the middle of the night to execute a search warrant which resulted in family members being handcuffed and then being told their son was killed.

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3 years

@earringdealer1 They be like “the quality of meat is high so you don’t need seasoning” 😐

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2 years

Muslim twitter arguing about make up, hijab, opposite sex friendships, meanwhile our communities are being crushed under Imperialism, sectarianism, and terrorism. People are starving. Climate change destroying countries. We’re lost.

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4 years

Can you tell I’m pissed

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6 years

@followdbyclouds Everyone else has them so we have to have them too. It’s a vicious, dangerous cycle.

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4 years

@TomCottonAR Do you shirk from the truth of the history of slavery because you’re ashamed of your ancestors? Or bc you wish to continue the erasure and glorification of this history?

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9 months

Somalia is truly a country where only Somalis themselves can destroy.

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5 months

@slowmali The G word is finished (go*gle)

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3 years

The film was: anti-black. Anti-African. Anti-justice. I repeat it was anti-black, anti-African, and anti-justice. It was pro-policing. Pro-white supremacy. Pro-white feminism. Must I repeat myself.

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5 years

@HumansOfLate This is perfect for people who have mobility issues and can’t bend over to wash their feet.

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4 years

May 2019 to August 2020. Cerave and Paulas choice said hello! All thanks to @MakeupForWOC for all the skin help!

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6 years

Said literally no one.

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Me: "I'm Queer." Lesbians and Gays: "THIS IS LESBOPHOBIC AND HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!"

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9 months

They must’ve had these sentiments this entire time and just now think it’s safe to say it out loud.

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6 years

@versace_summer Let her. :)

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Me and my baby sisters 🫶🏾

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9 months

There’s people climbing onto ships to stop weapons from being sent to Israel. THE PEOPLE are putting their lives on the fucking line.

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1 year

One time my ex bf sent me an apology message far too coherent for his reading comprehension level, so I copy and pasted it onto google and this man googled “relationship apology message” and sent it to me.

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6 years

@pastorhodge @RenyTay Very impressive, Pastor.

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2 years

These the hoes

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I gave myself a nickname at Coachella this year I was telling the hoes my name was juice

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3 years

It’s always this game with them. “Most important election of our lifetimes” is every 4 years, and then when their parties do nothing to help the people, it’s some shit like this as an excuse.

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“All we have to do is vote out Kysten Sinema and Joe Manchin and things will change!”

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3 years

“Is everything about slavery?” YES. EVEN SHARKS!

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9 months

New York Times deleted this post from instagram

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3 years

Let us not even forget the fact that he saved the white child only to become good because he gains the trust of a white suburban family...and then he has a “forbidden love” with the white wife!

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4 years

Everyone follow @AOC on her instagram she spittin the truth on there. Young working class Americans can’t even afford to fix their teeth or basic health insurance. We are failing multiple generations at once.

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Don’t even get me started on why this black superhero was called Hancock. HMPH. It was a bullshit story about the hospital asking him for his “John Hancock” and bc he was just a dumb negro out of a coma what did he write down? 😒

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Somalinimo till I dhimo

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@WittyAsCharged @_PussNboots The point is if something were to happen there would be no record of the man there at that time and place

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@angryblkhoemo “Paper bad cake good” is so patronizing 😒

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Hey 26 ❤️

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@Raind3w It’s not funny but the way this country is on its last legs in every which way

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Imagine people you work with, your neighbors, the people you interact with at the store, you take the same bus route with everyday, all those people potentially believing you are a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer this entire time.

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@MarioTrash The more a man has sex with different women, the less valuable he is. His status as a man crumbles with every vagina he inserts into.

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5 years

@IlhanMN is wearing a button with the picture of Jakelin Caal Maquin, the seven year old girl who sadly died while in U.S Customs and Border Protection custody last year. #SOTU

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@jaboukie How do you know my parents?

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Theo and Druski was such a good episode

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We have the resources in this country to house every homeless person, to feed every hungry person, and to help every sick person, but due to the exponential greed of a few hundred extremely rich people we do not.

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3 years

Thread on slavery and sharks. None of this is my own. Title of the article can be found if you dm me (I’ll tell you why I can’t share)

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@VottoPlantEmoji @willmenaker “It’s Semitic?!”

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I am shocked looking at LinkedIn and seeing so many people I’ve worked alongside for years spreading horrible propaganda about Palestinians, the people that stand with them, and Muslims in general. On a fucking professional networking website.

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4 years

I spent 4 hours researching and found out that @TomCottonAR ’s great great grandfather, Leonard R. Cotton (Born 1843) was a confederate soldier that applied for Confederate Pensions available through the state of Arkansas in 1915, 5 years before he died.

Cotton, Leonard R.

This record references materials accessible at the Arkansas State Archives. Visit us or email us at [email protected].

digitalheritage.arkansas.gov

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On Fox & Friends, Sen. Tom Cotton compares protesters to the Confederacy: "These insurrectionists in the streets of Portland are little different from the insurrectionists who seceded from the union in 1861 in South Carolina, and tried to take over Fort Sumter."

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2 years

@KevOnStage Reminds me of this Paul Mooney bit on Chappelle’s Show

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7 years

Halima changed the game by wearing hijab as a model. Halima gains recognition and Gigi swoops in like the culture vulture she is. Smdh.

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Good vs Bad

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@lustreaux @ifnotimacry You must be a mod

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@sandramarqq @itcouldbeErin @MarioTrash someone's subjecting themselves to the ignorant scrutiny of men due to their insecurities and/or daddy issues 😕

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One of them is an Israeli man I met at a conference 2 years ago and we had a long discussion about how Palestinians deserve rights and land back and now he’s sharing utter propaganda about beheaded babies on a professional networking website.

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As a Minnesotan I hate Amy Klobuschar. She locked a 17 year old kid up wrongfully for a murder he didn’t commit, and his mother died in a car accident going to visit him in prison a few months into his bid.

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1k reward posted by some random people? Not even the authorities? You want ppl to turn over these girls to RANDOM people with a yahoo email account? To do what with them exactly? This is unhinged and fucking crazy.

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REWARD 1K reward for them: unmaskterror @yahoo .com

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@WittyAsCharged @_PussNboots The delivery drivers and cab drivers worked at a physical location in your city that you could contact. You knew exactly where they worked. There is no physical Uber/Lyft/DoorDash location.

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@TheKitchenista Southern Grift would’ve been a great title but, alas

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@over60stravel a decent person would have just given the money and respected her as a human being and NOT taken the picture

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@Raind3w The AT&T thing? What was that

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A week ago today 31 people died at the hands of two mass shooters and the collective conscious of America is already moving passed it.

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say her name. Sadie Roberts-Joseph.

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#BREAKING : Founder of African American History Museum found dead in trunk of car

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You just described toxic predatory behavior.....

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So a dude that pretended to be a feminist flew a chick out, fucked her & dropped her now she's on twitter calling him "toxic"? LMAOOO

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Even if you do leave an abusive Somali man they threaten you, they threaten your family, and they threaten to expose you. When I broke up with my ex he responded by posting my nudes on here and a lot of ppl attacked me and belittled me. I won’t ever forget who either.

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@JSeachris @TheKitchenista This was my #1 mistake when I started cooking. Now I’m always taste testing.

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And my coworkers and peers are interacting with this shit.

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10 months

Hello everyone. It is with extreme humility that I ask you to share this post. I have been met with unforeseen dental issues that have caused great detriment to me and I am seeking the help of my community. Please share.

Maryam get her dental health in order, organized by Maryam Mohamad

Hello, My name is Maryam, and I work 50 hours a week. I have had unforeseen d… Maryam Mohamad needs your support for Maryam get her dental health in order

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4 years

This is why Macron suspended utilities and rent payments etc. The French are willing to take to the streets. America, when will enough be enough? We have to fight for ourselves.

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#coronavirus #Covid_19 Le monde : fait face à la pandémie, fait des réserves et se confine La France :

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@TheKitchenista @EthansMama4 @audaciouskay People on the internet love to pretend like they have $5-$7k to drop on retainers for lawyers to being a law suit. What about all the people that only had $200 to spend on a seat at the crooks table, and now they’re out of money and ate some bullshit?! They can’t just sue

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@extectic No my tweet was about the internet the dying empire shit is another topic. Related, but another topic.

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4 years

Explaining the lunar islamic calendar to my white supervisor who is wondering why Ramadan changes every year

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When that Kaitlin girl was going around harassing ppl on college campuses

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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Honey...ain't nobody paying for flat stringy white girl hair. Ain't no Becky bundles sis. Brazilian or Indian ONLY. You thought.

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@yazmeenn_ @BAUXBAE @chipotalosa You are black? So just say you hate your blackness and go. Stop projecting it onto us

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TL cleanser

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Mr. President Elect, @JoeBiden , you must eradicate homelessness in the United States first and foremost when you take office. Here is my plea. Please read, like, and share.

Stop Building Outdoor Dining, Start Building Affordable Housing

A call to address the homelessness in the United States once and for all

maryammohamad.medium.com

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@WittyAsCharged To you this is some internet debate you’re trying to win and be right, to women this is our lives in danger. This isn’t mock trial.

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@christinealysej @jbgreemon @endofanerajc It wasn’t okay but it was funny.

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We look so alike

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@AllisonVCraig @TomCottonAR Thank you for this. You’re right and language is important in forming the historical context. I will definitely change my language.

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@_cingraham This made my skin crawl like what else are you supposed to do when it’s cold and you’re 74 years old sitting outside in the middle of January in DC

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@sweets32 @Mauri_KG @guiltymuse @theerkj Well it is her song...

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@earringdealer so for muscular legs, or even thicker legs like mine, they might be uncomfortable. She went and told the manager I called her fat. I was 19 years old getting paid $9/hr she almost cost me my job.

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@Isaiaht15 @dhanimations This is an answer to her threatening people with “you know I carry right” after provoking people at Kavanaugh protests.

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Y’all are weird for being intolerant of ex-Muslims. Just mind your business. You don’t know someone’s experience in Islam.

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