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That’s my favourite joke

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Joined April 2019
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@meryssong
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2 years
me applying to work at urban outfitters with a masters degree
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Mitski has been submitted for Best New Artist at the Grammys.
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We have an answer
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Do you guys think Travis kelce has ever heard Mary’s song
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taylor waking up on december 14th 2010
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3 years
GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE ALL TOO WELL SHORT FILM PREMIERE AND I HEAR TAYLOR SOUNDCHECKING MARYS SONG
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE STADIUM AND I HEAR TAYLOR SOUNDCHECKING MARYS SONG
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1 year
the tolerate it set is for dinner with the kushners
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5 years
“WHAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT THE GAME OF THRONES FINALE WAS THAT IT WAS A REALLY ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF HOW SOCIETY TREATS SUCCESSFUL WOMEN LIKE DAENERYS. WE WANT TO SEE WOMEN GAIN POWER BUT NEVER LET THEM MAINTAIN IT FOR LONG“
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4 years
mirrorball is the archer for people whose all too well is treacherous. just like daylight is new year’s day for people whose last kiss is white horse and getaway car is cruel summer for people whose dear john is forever and always it’s not that hard to understand tbh
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how it started vs how it’s going
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5 years
YES i post about taylor swift’s birthday on my instagram account NO i do not post about my friends’ birthdays on my instagram account my friends did not write cruel summer
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2 years
if jack antonoff asked me to give him my firstborn child so he could throw them out of a moving car and record the noise it made to put in a song i would be like go ahead king i trust your process
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE TICKETMASTER PRESALE REGISTRATION AND I HEAR TAYLOR SOUNDCHECKING MARYS SONG
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4 years
no like the last great american dynasty is accidentally the funniest song of all time. would literally anybody else research the history of their house’s previous owner and write a hauntingly nostalgic song about it just to roast your neighbours for complaining about your parties
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imagine locking a fifteen year old girl into a contract that gives you ownership of her art and then having that girl singlehandedly build your career and label from the ground up and still selling all her work away from her for your own profit
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girlhood is a spectrum
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taylor and matty
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3 years
men become the joker. women become glamdemon2004
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me at age 8:
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THIS IS MY FIRST FULL ERA AS A SWIFTIE IM LITERALLY SHAKING RN
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4 years
taylor is so fucking scary it couldn't just be a white background it had to be hedgehog blood red
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5 years
well how is the wedding supposed to take place if the bride doesn’t show up
@Reductress
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How to Stop Taylor Swift From Showing Up at Your Gay Wedding:
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3 years
not fucking around
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4 years
no secret sessions we listen to the album for the first time together at midnight like men
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I SAID “MARYS SONG RIGHTS” AND SHE JUST FUCKIGN NODDED AND SMILED DJHDJDOGFJEKJDJDHFHBFB
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE STADIUM AND I HEAR TAYLOR SOUNDCHECKING MARYS SONG
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taylor changing the 1989 tour setlist
@NiallOfficial
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Kill this Love ❤️
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were all these men doing duolingo while elizabeth warren was writing policy proposals
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if taylor had known joe for 20 years instead of 20 seconds they would have met when he was seven and she was nine
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someone on tumblr complaining that they had to sit on the floor at the secret session and taylor almost kicked them in the face omg thats like getting barricade at the vatican cathedral and then complaining that the pope threw holy water at you
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When I looked Taylor in the eye and said “my favourite song is mary’s song if you ever want to sing it” and handed her a mary’s song friendship bracelet and she made the most bemused facial expression I have ever seen… 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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reputation knowing she’s the last album ever to sell a million copies in one week
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trump when he gets impeached: taylor swift is responsible for me being suspended
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if ANYBODY can force taylor swift into revealing things it is ellen The generous come on everybody prayer circle that taylor will slip up and yell the album name when ellen throws fireworks at her or something
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@arianadotgov literally making up the age she was at the 2009 vmas on the spot she’s such a swiftie
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i started counting them and then remembered that we actually do know the album release date
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💕
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declaring the mary’s song soundcheck joke retired
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omg this was an easter egg
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how to simultaneously explain to the tl that senate republicans are never going to vote to remove him from office and that this is still a historic occurrence and a win for democracy
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thinking about how you can’t use two fonts in the same paragraph on instagram stories so she had to type a bunch of spaces then make a new text box to emphasize “somebody” in italics. me when i don’t care
@TSwiftNZ
Taylor Swift News
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📲 IG | Taylor via Instagram story
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oh so when taylor swift cries like a baby coming home from the bar it’s “art” and “poetic lyrics” but when i do it it’s “only 11” and “there’s no way your feet hurt already”
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taylor before she packed her bags and left cornelia street
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WHO STARTED THE RUMOUR THAT I JUST MET TAYLOR SWIFT
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they’re never giving taylor aoty again and swifties just need to accept that at this point it would be like giving a centipede a new foot or giving ariana grande bronzer
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE ACMS AND I HEAR TAYLOR SOUNDCHECKING A MASHUP OF BETTY AND MARYS SONG
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GUYS... IM OUTSIDE THE ARENA WAITING FOR WANGO TANGO AND I HEAR TAYLOR SOUNDCHECKING MARY’S SONG
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your crush is having sex while you’re trying to find easter eggs in the length of a taylor swift song
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pov: you sit next to the swiftie at lunch
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because he knew he’d never write a song as good as cruel summer
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GENUINE question does scott borchetta think he would have a single earthly possession if it wasn't for a literal child's songwriting talent does he think he built this multimillion dollar worldwide music empire by sitting in a cafe one day
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE ONE WORLD TOGETHER AT HOME BROADCAST OFFICE AND I HEAR TAYLOR REHEARSING MARYS SONG ON ZOOM
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i love you and that’s all i really know.
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the way taylor knows her fans went through hell too omg she said i KNOW none of you have lives or passions of your own
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wait she said the word TWEET in a song us bird app bitches have RIGHTS
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i was at the nashville secret session and taylor started talking about how bad the game of thrones finale was and one girl started saying she hates daenerys and taylor had her bodyguards take her outside and then we heard a gunshot but taylor said it was unrelated
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christians think they’re doing something special when they’re literally just swifties but for a dead guy 😭 they can’t even see him in concert... anybody ever get jesus barricade? didn’t think so
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swifties get degrees 💯
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE TICKETMASTER WAITING ROOM AND I HEAR TAYLOR REHEARSING MARYS SONG
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why are all her lyric videos so ominous... this next
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@TSwiftNZ
Taylor Swift News
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🎶 | “& it’s really such a shame cause I was Miss Here To Stay / Now I’m Miss Gonna Be Alright Someday & someday, maybe, you’ll miss me but by then you’ll be Mr. Too Late.” - lyrics from #MrPerfectlyFine Stream Here:
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notes apps... phone calls... accusations of lying... selena gomez being brought up for no reason... tree paine statements about who knew what when...
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us listening to the archer: taylor this is so relatable i also feel alone and sad like this ❤️ taylor releasing lover:
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"i rent a place on cornelia street i say casually in the car" is so funny when you think about how fucking rich she is. like he probably said aha we can't go to your place cause there's hordes of paparazzi outside and she said well let's go to one of my goddamn 7 other houses
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imagine if the people in taylor’s life treated her like we do... like she makes her family breakfast and she says “enjoy your pancakes” and her mom is like don’t lie to me bitch that’s 3 words and pancakes has 8 letters what the fuck are you doing august 3rd
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when lover autocorrects to liver
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RUN ME MY MONEY!!!!!
@taylornation13
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SHE FINALLY DID SOUNDCHECK MARY'S SONG!!!! #AmsterdamTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour
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this is what you can achieve when your audience is hydrated @GMA
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GUYS IM ON THE PORCH OUTSIDE BETTYS PARTY AND I CAN HEAR THEM PLAYING MARYS SONG
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the concept of the first secret session terrifies me imagine being one of the first people ever to give away their phone to mysterious strangers who claim to represent a celebrity and get in an unmarked black van to an undisclosed location did none of you have parents
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HALFWAY THROUGH THE SECRET SESSION TAYLOR SAID OKAY GUYS NOW WE’RE GOING TO COOK OLIVIA AND EVERYONE CHEERED AND THEY TOOK ME OUTSIDE AND THEN TAYLOR BROUGHT OUT EMILIA CLARKE TO FIRE UP THE GRILL 😭😭😭
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if miss americana doesnt win an oscar she can try again with a sequel called the heartbreak prince her mind amazes me
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taylor saying what she thought about while writing a song doesn’t have to have any impact on how you relate to it that’s kind of the whole point of music anyways back to tweeting about why my tears ricochet is about the dragon show
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swifties and their pics with taylor
@Pink_Punanii
blac.chinese ㊗️
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I Wanna Be This Obsessed With My Relationship 🥵💍
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i told taylor i’m majoring in political science and environmental studies and i wanna be an environmental lawyer and she said “oh my god this new generation is going to save us”
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“IM SO GLAD WERE FINALLY MEETING IN PERSON!!!!!”
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sessioners really said i think he knows was bad like they said that
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avengers endgame: - written by old ass men - promotes fighting and violence - too many characters - on 0 stadium tour setlists taylor swift end game: - written by a WOMAN - promotes love and stability - only three characters - performed on the biggest stadium tour of all time
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taylor: it hurts me that scooter now owns my life’s work when he tried to damage my career and showed no respect for me as an artist and bullied me when i was at my lowest point scooter’s friends: that’s nice but did you know he has the word family tattooed on his wrist
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WHAT TEH FUCK WHAT THE FUCKINV SHIT DUCK
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i know i tend to make it about MEESE
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taylor when she was fighting with jake gyllenhaal and he told her she better not write about it
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kacey’s swiftie husband watching her complain about taylor
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swifties r always like taylor would never write a song about something that didn’t really happen as if she didn’t write i think he knows (about a man knowing something)
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taylor: my fans are panicking over not understanding my hints :( taylor: :((( taylor: thread of benjamin button pics ✨
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taylor: you just need to take several seats me:
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13 hours to do all the activities we had 5 months to do last time we need to split up tasks... i’ll look for easter eggs who’s gonna go sleep outside central park
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if anybody ever proposes to me like this please instead of giving me a ring give me one ticket to the next show so i can hear all of love story with no interruptions
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What happened to these two?? Are they married yet?
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can’t fuckin believe i just have to be a swiftie for the rest of my life. imagine hiring a lawyer who spent multiple minutes of her life thinking about the identity of william bowery
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yeah i got that WAP W- What A- A shame she's fucked in the head” they said / But you'll find the real thing instead / She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred / And hold your hand while dancing / Never leave you standing / Crestfallen on the landing / With champagne P- Problems
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scooter braun owns long live
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a girl wearing this fit comes up to you and asks if you read normal people before watching the show wyd
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middle aged white aunts when a younger woman has a life that’s not entirely dedicated to producing babies
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today a normal person who follows taylor swift on instagram because she’s a cool celebrity read her caption and thought “oh weird maybe that’s a song i don’t know” and moved on with their life, completely unaware of the centuries of pain and suffering that led up to this moment
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ooh she did the albums as outfits challenge she’s quirky
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GUYS IM OUTSIDE THE SECRET SESSION AND I HEAR TAYLOR PLAYING MARYS SONG
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WE ARE ALL BRAINLESS WHORES
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this would have been a serve to tweet in my more rabid swiftie days. alas we must age with grace
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