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@mermaid_daisy

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Being the same age as old people is weird

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@mermaid_daisy

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Beach sunsets 🌅 are so romantic. 🤭

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@mermaid_daisy

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@mermaid_daisy

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🍓 Who remembers using a knife or spoon to pry open the lid?

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Age check: who knows what this is?

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@mermaid_daisy

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@ask_aubry I’m just going to leave one of my old tweets here 😏

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Men over 40 standing at the edge of your bed getting ready to rock your world.

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Hands up if you know what this is Don’t give away the answer 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

#SexGoneWrongIn5Words I made a sex tape

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Charlotte making a little girls day , that was really awesome of you @MsCharlotteWWE she was so excited 😆 #sdlive #wwe

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

I got a promotion after a year and half at my job. I’m making 14% more than I did last year at a better position and I’m damn proud of myself!

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

1st day new job. 😁

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

Let’s try this again, say hi 👋

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

so tempted ... 🥒 Who’s drank pickle juice? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Men over 40 standing at the edge of your bed getting ready to rock your world.

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

#SexGoneWrongIn5Words Me: I didn’t shave Him:

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

#IShouldntBringThisUp there’s no more cock 😬

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

So this crazy ass shooter dude was a trump supporter who drove clear across the state to target Hispanics. The wall. The racism. Shooting fucking grandmas. Perpetuating this hate. I can’t. My chest hurts.

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

I think I look ok for having just turned 47. 😅 Entertain me. 🙃

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

My 46 year old ass 😏 Not too shabby if I do say so myself.

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

If you know what these are, smile. 😃

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Alright let’s try this again: Be nice Don’t be creepy And don’t be catty My new shark bite swimsuit 🦈 I fixed the light for you guys so you can see the color much better 😁

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

My daughter got her degree 👏🏻👏🏻🎉🥳 🎓

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

I deserved sex today but whatever. 🙄

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

My daughter sent me a selfie we took together 🥰

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Not everyone will get it. 😂😬

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Hey guys, if a woman cooks for you say fucking thank you!

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

I feel like dressing up. Which one looks better? Your right or left?

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Which sex is better? 1. I miss you sex. 2. Drunk sex 3. Cheating sex 4. Both of us ain’t shit sex 5. High sex 6. This is the last time sex 7. Make up sex

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Me trying to control my life 😒🙄😑

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Moment of the night! 🤣🤣 #mood #BrockLesnar #rtruth #paulheyman #raw #wwe

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

Are you a top or bottom?

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Let’s do this! Send positive vibes 🧡 Job interview 🤞🏻

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Warm up dinner? Me:

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Shoutout to the men who have good intentions, good hearts, and treat women with respect... all 3 of you.

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

So many men think that women want money, cars and gifts. But the right woman wants a man’s time, effort, passion, honesty, loyalty, smile, and him choosing to put her as a priority.

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Who knows what this is?

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Am I the only weirdo who likes oatmeal raisin cookies? 🍪

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

@UberFacts I remember that. Hypocrites 🙄

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Loafers 👞 🍞 🤣💀

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

🧜‍♀️ A Birthday is a new beginning -⁣ A birthday is the first day of another lovely year, ⁣ A year of new tomorrows that is shining, bright & clear,⁣ A year of possibilities as endless as the sky, &a chance to meet the challenges in everything you try.⁣ #birthdaygirl #mermaid

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Raise your hand if you know what it’s like to lose everything & rebuild your life from scratch. 🙋🏻‍♀️ twice

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

@chic_canuck 2020

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Hey look, here comes August.

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

@Koskenbleu @Inaki_Gil It’s not just Christians , im not. And this hurts me.

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Don’t give away the answer. I know what’s inside 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@mermaid_daisy

1 year

@ask_aubry

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

How to tell you’re an adult: You gained weight overnight. You’d rather sleep than go out. Everything hurts. Comfort before style. You have a favorite spatula & burner. College students look 12. Making groaning noises sitting up and down. Feel free to keep the list going

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

@PRINCE_VENN @DitchesD @phiinnaaa This is what she’s trying to tell you

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Y’all!! I’m texting with my dad after 40 years of no communication and my heart is smiling. This is amazing

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

🦈Swimming is my salvation. Ask me in the middle of winter,or at the end of a grueling day,or after a long stretch at the computer,where I’d most like to be,answer is always the same:in the water,gliding weightless,slicing a silent trail through whatever patch of blue I can find

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

If you didn’t have this couch, you knew someone who did. Me 😬

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

I got the fucking job!! I’m moving to the fucking beach!!! 🥳 I can’t thank y’all enough for your positivity in helping me with this 😘😘😘

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

@ask_aubry @Setzer7777 @AlfredEez Reminds of when my husband brought a Tex Mexican home with him to Iowa. I had a cop pull me over because he said I didn’t belong. I was in a rental car in front of my in-laws place waiting for him to finish the carriage ride for his sister’s wedding.

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

#mood 🌮

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Honest question: do good people ever win?

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

The struggle is real 🙄😂

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

🥳 Happy Birthday to me! It’s been a long road (don’t ask how long!), but I’m proud of the person I’ve become, and grateful for the life I have. Every day is a blessing, but this day is extra-special. #mermaidhairdontcare 🧜‍♀️

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

I miss swimming 🏊‍♀️ 😭🦈😫 #sharkbiteswimsuit

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

Finally warm enough to wear shorts ☺️

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

When I flash my boobs during an argument. Works every time.

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

I get my biopsy results tomorrow. I’m scared 😟

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Who’s your favorite muppet? Me 👇🏻

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Friday’s was pizza 🍕 day at school in the 80’s and we loved it!

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

Doc just called, it’s benign!! Thanks loves for all your positivity and support 🥰

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

I get my biopsy results tomorrow. I’m scared 😟

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

Am I the only one who smiles at dogs hanging out the car window?

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter who turns 22 🎂🎉🎈🎁🎊

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Who had one? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

🍋 Was gonna wear my lime undies, but I didn’t wanna be a sour puss. 😜

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Hey look I made a sex tape 😉

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Guys be almost 50 years old and still be playing games with good ass women... dude grow up you’re almost dead.

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Found the portal to the parallel universe, let’s go!

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Applying for jobs, send positivity.

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Do you remember what this was? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

My elderly dog Josh died last night in his sleep. He went peacefully. 😢

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

Doctor: is there a chance you can be pregnant? Me: if I am, I’ll be giving birth to some batteries

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Do you ever think about going somewhere where nobody knows you and starting a new life?

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

I accidentally deleted my pinned tweet... again. 😬 So, I’ve decided to repost 2 of my most popular previous tweets together. 🧜‍♀️ 🦈

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@mermaid_daisy

3 months

FR 😫

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

Who else got a big heart but a low tolerance for bullshit?

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@mermaid_daisy

2 years

Eat my taco 🌮

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Parenting be like ... 😂 🙊 🥰

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Current fitness level: Pulled a muscle in my ass crossing my legs. 😑

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

I’ll save you human! 🤣😂 Who’s a good boy!

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

My doc told me that I’m low on vitamin D. I need more D, I definitely need more D.

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Which one?

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@mermaid_daisy

3 years

I’ve been eating brownies and cookies 🍪 all day because calories don’t count on your birthday. Right? 😅

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

#ItWas25YearsAgo when I listened to jams in style 🎶

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@mermaid_daisy

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Does anything ever beat pizza 🍕 and beer?

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@mermaid_daisy

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I need some validation as low as that sounds, humor me.

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I was trying to be good but a food truck showed up 🤤😭

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I laughed way too hard at this 💀🤣😅

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Anyone else sit in thier driveway until the song is over?

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

#Bayley and #Charlotteflair #darkmatch #sdlive #wwe

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@mermaid_daisy

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#WeirdReasonsToGetMarried for the sex.

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Anyone else get road rage walking behind people? 😬

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@mermaid_daisy

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Now that my health has checked out great I’m off for some self care 💅

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@mermaid_daisy

5 years

Who remembers unfolding the cassette insert to read the lyrics?

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@mermaid_daisy

4 years

Kiss 💋 me

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