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merk •̀.̫•́

@merktea

1 year

tAENAAA sa sobrang traffic sa calamba nag-uno na nga mga kasabay ko sa jeep 😭😭😭😭

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6 years

na candy yung frenzy condoms

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3 years

and alam mong sinovac if they tweet "the best vaccine is what's available" SKJFDKLFD CHZ

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3 years

How do you know if someone is Pfizer vaccinated? Oh, they will let you know.

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1 year

t word revisions tonight 🤍

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5 years

tara lets pretend we have decent relationships with our fathers

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5 years

stop ruining your fave songs by associating them w temporary people challenge

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4 years

@audreyrenderz "Nakakaawa ka kasi" SKSKSSKSKSKSK QUEEN BEHAVIOR

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6 years

u know for a broke bitch i sure like spending a lot,,,,

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4 years

no one: taga uplb: graBE amoy tamod TALAGA sa uplb as in TAMOD literal na ISPERM yung TAMOD alam mo yun ganun yung amoy dun amoy TAMOD

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6 years

so a foreign professor is visiting elbi and he asked me for directions prof: hello I’m [insert name here] from India my last two (2) brain cells: hi I’m Mark from the Philippines !

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3 years

for legal reasons this is a joke SKDJFSNKDF as a sinovac-er myself i would know XDD but before this blows up, pls DO get vaccinated besties!!! totoo naman na the best vaccine IS what's available 😄

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1 year

ksfjfjsjdkskdk

kahel

@_khylll

1 year

'Yung ibang malapit sa'kin or kilala ako, probably alam niyo na sino....yes I'm talking about Cian Tacasa (10/n)

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6 years

Our prof told us to share something unique and this girl said na gusto niya raw matry ma-confine jsjddjsjsj sHE CRAZY

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6 years

Girl when boy says that he’ll look but Malorie keeps saying that she has to be the one to decide #BirdBox

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3 years

celebrating 1 year smoke free 😊

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4 years

gusto_ko_lang_naman_magdrama_ang_ingay_ng_pamilya_ko_kumain.mp4

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@merktea

5 years

KUNG SINO MAN NAGTULAK SAKIN SA POOL WHILE I HAD MY PHONE (na hindi na gumagana btw) SANA DI MASARAP ULAM MO FOR THE NEXT FOUR WEEKS PAKYU KA

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6 years

okay rant tweet i honestly hate how parents call you out for not having “utang na loob” bc they fed/clothed you etc,,.,, like it wasnt their responsibility in the first place the day they decided to do it w/o a condom LMAOO thanks for the bare minimum

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5 years

a kid just called me gay derogatively,,,,,,, wow flashback to my whole CHILDHOOD,,,,,,, i got teary eyed i hate children sksksksk

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6 years

TANGINA DIBA SABI KO REMEMBER ME

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3 years

......okay i guess

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6 years

hanggang kailaaaan huhuhu

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5 years

my dad's scolding me bc andami ko raw pinaprioritize na extra-curriculars??? bicht i got that from YOU lmaO kaw nga pinaprioritize mo trabaho mo over your own children nakielam ba ko

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6 years

me: bata sa jeep:

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6 years

parents: *builds a toxic home environment* child: *becomes distant n hates going home* parents:

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6 years

aaand it’s over!! didnt win, but im happy af!! 😊 tara ice cream lmao

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5 years

noah fence,,,, i have straight friends but i dont support straight marriage sorry

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4 years

maen ka na? #NewProfilePic

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5 years

bili po kayu istickers sakin,,, HAHAHA jk omg..... unless 😳

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5 years

ito ba yung sidewalk papuntang big belly’s

방탄소년단

@BTS_twt

5 years

부산 좋네에~~

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5 years

selpi muna bago hindi bayaran for this hosting and singing gig 😍💯

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5 years

mYYY funnyyy MAAAN stAAAY byyy my siiiide and wHEeEEre have you bEeeN (bean)

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6 years

day 64 without sex:

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2 years

found my dad’s old digicam :>

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2 years

the way i was breaking tf down outside tresto kagabi and a group of literal strangers went up to me and asked how im doing and each of them offered to give me a hug pa 🥹🥹 forda yakap naman aq while crying SKFJKAS A BITCH WAS GOING THRU IT FR FR ANYWAY sana masarap ulam niyo ily

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5 years

pinahiram ako ni keirth ng muscle tee SKSKSK mukha akong tambay sa compshop tas amoy axe

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5 years

omG yung katabi kong bata sa rand,,,, nakabukas 3 chats niya tapos lahat ng nicknames nila different variants ng "baby" KALOKA

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@merktea

6 years

hello!! if u want me to make u a sched, hmu !! this is for free haha (but yall can give me cash if u want lol but love and reassurance would be fine) kkekekekek u dont even have to use it tbh i just need to distract myself + practice na rin 😊😊 just gimme deets lol

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@merktea

5 years

gRAbe yung isang guy last night,,, i just asked for yosi then he was all like “okay pero momol kapalit” kaksjaajaklasi i mean i guess if i HAVE to,,,,,,,

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4 years

folklore

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@merktea

4 years

wAH im kinda late (sowee sksks @TheUPLBJocks ) but hewo ! jock tobi here uwu 🍭✨ Give the #TOHChallenge a shot! It's your turn 😉💕

The UPLB Jocks

@TheUPLBJocks

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What's up, UPLB?! 🤩✨ The Jocks are challenging you to do our Top of the Hour! 😏🔥 Head over to our official TikTok page ( @theuplbjocks ) to duet this video and share it on all your platforms! 🗣🎤 Don't forget to use the hashtag #TOHChallenge and tag us @theuplbjocks ! 🎙💙

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5 years

my sister's boyfriend got out of aviation school and is now a licensed pilot (engineer din siya and hella attractive and rich) tapos my ate was his first passenger 🥺🥺 God I see what you've done for others

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5 years

a raymundog just hatid me from my apartment to my first class,,,,, wow babe what ARE WE 🥺😳

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@merktea

4 years

skl ko lang i worked hard for this but the ppl from kpop stan twt paid my isko jackson edit actual DUST,,., we hate it see it SKSKSKSKS 😔😔 also yes that watermark is my account lets follow each other owo

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3 years

this lazy ass costume KSKDKSKSK HAPPY HALLOWEEN 😘😘😘

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6 years

G !!!!

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4 years

i HATE her mukha siyang mahilig bumili ng planner pero hanggang feb lang natatapos tas twt bio niya "wanderlust ❤️" 😭😭😭😭

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4 years

tangina neto ah

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5 years

pls don't tell my mom #Metanoia2019 #TheBarPremiumGin

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4 years

cookies & WHAT

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5 years

belabored doubts and vanquish whilom finals invoked coup to flip the script to a future finale matchup or wuteva

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6 years

LUH di mo naman deserve makapasok sa grand finals ng SIC! With that performance? Lol nadaan so votes ng friends lmao — omg antaray may basher na ko!! #roadtofame 😭👌💯

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6 years

merry christmerk mga kaibigan

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@merktea

5 years

kalat tweet but skl ko lang i just had s*x w some guy and he gave me kpop merCH AFTER SKSKSKSK KKLK SABEH NG SOUVENIR

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3 years

i think my date's really into me 😳

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4 years

girl who girl who says hiiii says bruh

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3 years

father when can i leave to be on my owwwwnnnn

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4 years

hey boys hmu

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5 years

lmaO my mom got mad at me bc im using my phone in church and i wasnt in the mood so i said "im not even catholic" and walked out omg the drama queen jumped out

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@merktea

3 years

all of the vaccines are effective!! lookie 👀 get vaccinated if you can!!!

Department of Health Philippines

@DOHgovph

3 years

WANT TO GET ADDED PROTECTION FROM SEVERE COVID-19 AND DEATH? Vaccines with FDA Emergency Use Authorization can do that! Protection from severe COVID-19 and death: ✅ Sinovac’s CoronaVac: 100% ✅ Pfizer-BioNTech’s Comirnaty: 100% ✅ Oxford-Astrazeneca: 100%

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6 years

i hate my drunk self.,.., i saw a girl looking at me so i winked at her.,.,,,, A GIRL?!!!!! wow

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@merktea

5 years

flex ko lang nA UP ADS NA KOOOOOO SSKSKSKS 💙💛😍👌😭😋✨

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@merktea

5 years

i dont wanna make this cheesy so thanks for always tolerating me HAHAHAH i wuv u mr man !!! 💕 Happy Pride! 🌈

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@merktea

5 years

good morning to you and ONLY YOU 🌞 I know lyf be feeling like hell sumtyms 😫🔥 but guESS WHAT?? deMONYO KA 😈 so go kick ass 👣🍑 and take NAMES ✋🏷️ and don't FORGET to stay fooken HYDRATED 😤💦 you're BOOTIFUL 😳💗 make today your BICTH 👅 I 👏 LOVE 👏 YOU 👏

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3 years

ngl my kuya’s baby is a little bit…hard to look at and i just KNOW everyone in the family feels the same theyre just acting like it’s actually cute 😩😩😩😩

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@merktea

4 years

DND: BREEDING GROUND NG NPA ANG UP UP Student:

Angelo

@AquinoAngeloo

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DND: BREEDING GROUND NG NPA ANG UP UP Student:

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@merktea

5 years

me when no one sits beside me in the bus: ok i guess im just THAT repulsive huh me when someone DOES sit beside me: ba yan siKEP

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@merktea

5 years

nahiya panga ko sa dami ng sharp, nahiya pwet ko sa dami ng flat

Marries Cabral

@MarriesCabral

5 years

SO SICK (TAGALOG VERSION) 🤪

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@merktea

5 years

not to be kj and i know im missing the point of the game,,,,, but yall dont have to be so mean in those "like and my friends will comment abt you" games SSKSKSK some people have body dysmorphia,,,, and anxiety,,,,,,

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2 years

hinatid pa ko ni dad sa supposed classroom ko idk how long i can keep this up yall 😭😭😭😭

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@merktea

3 years

PLEEEEEK im in class and in call with my bf at the same time and i unmuted to say hi to him in uwu voice but i didnt notice i accidentally unmuted in class pALAAAA my prof was like ???? SOSJSJWKSJSJSK TANGINA ANG LANDI LANDI KASE

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5 years

ge nga patol my frens are nice...naman (?)

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@merktea

5 years

Tanda mo ba nung nagsex tayo? Sarap na sarap ka — you do know people can fake their moans right

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@merktea

5 years

my heart says samgyup my wallet says pancit canton

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2 years

hewo :)

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4 years

anyway skl ko LANG im dating the bestest cutest funniest smartest most caring boi and im finally happy after months of pain™ sana kayo rin 😌😌😌

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5 years

ok hello

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4 years

omfg may batch 20 na

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6 years

Fav this and I'll assign a pokemon/team to u!!!

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5 years

nak pose ka nga dun sa may dinosaur

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@merktea

6 years

We must realize that our partners had lives before us & have lives outside of us. So just bc they dont prioritize us every minute, doesnt mean they dont prioritize us at all. & tbh if we take the fact that their lives dont revolve around us against them, we're honestly just toxic

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@merktea

6 years

nagkakaraoke kapitbahay ko tapos puro church songs hYPE AFF 😳 ☝/||\☝ ikaw hesus _/¯ ¯\_ 😂 👇 || 👇 ang tinapay ng buhay _/¯ ¯\_

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6 years

Are you a virgin? — Yes magdadalawang buwan na

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4 years

PA?????? ?

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1 year

why do i even bother fixing my hair before commuting actually…

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3 years

compliment kita jan e ano ano ano 😤😤😳😤

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6 years

this weather is making mE SENTI :---( huhubellz di na muli - itchyworms

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@merktea

3 years

the bf got me this cute ass pikachu cap as one of his christmas gifts wAHHH i love it sm this is why im his #1 pika me g*y 😩😩😩😩

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5 years

sipag mag-twitter games di naman tinatapos nukayayon

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5 years

sorry this is the alcohol speaking but just rando thoughts,, im so tired of men making me feel like im disposable,,,, im not a punchline na may silbe lang the first few times you hear it then gets old after a while

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5 years

"use divulge in a sentence" I want to see divulge ?????

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5 years

yup, still a twink wearing a tux

old soul

@shannonmichele_

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let’s start a thread of a pic from when you were a kid & a pic as an adult. see if you still look the same. i clearly do. 😂

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up fair dimensions 😍

soup girl

@jasminericegirl

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no valentine no problem. i'm masturbating

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sorrz man but it’s tHe alcohol speakin but tbh,,,,, people treating you like youre only good for casual relationships and one night stands gets pretty exhausting

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hewo skl ko lang,,,,, im half a year cigarette free today 😄😄😄😄😄😄

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