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You aren't going to like what I have to say.

Joined August 2009
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Next week's debate isn't going to be Trump vs. Kamala.
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@crazyclips_ "Anxiety."
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@LashaunEllis @DailyLoud Eh, the video might be, but the experience owning a Ford isn't.
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@l_saipi @Rainmaker1973 To pick up hot midgets.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho I'm still clearly on the wrong end of Twitter's algorithms.
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@GRDecter The only thing crazy about the FTX story is how SBF still isn't behind bars.
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@pattymo Criminally underrated movie.
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@LeadingReport Texas needs to encourage Border Patrol to join them.
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@iFightForKids This video almost makes the whole thing worth it.
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@ChayaRaichik10 It should be against the law to get tattoos on your arms if you can't bench press more than 100lbs.
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@Klaus_Arminius Bro tried to hide his Adam's apple with a tattoo.
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@libsoftiktok The cure is this kid blasting N-bombs left and right in a Call of Duty lobby.
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@catturd2 Her weirdly shaped body makes sense now.
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@RepMikeCollins Because you fail upwards in the Biden Administration.
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@AnthonyCumia If only her mom had done this before Dr. Phil.
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@MalesInDisguise It ain't a period if there's corn in it.
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@JuddLegum This isn't free speech.
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They’re stacking objects on both sides of the doors at Hamilton Hall of Columbia University in order to force controlled entrances and exits. This is highly illegal and dangerous if people needed to escape in a hurry. Police need to shut this down now.
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@BornAKang This is no different than shopping at Costco.
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@AntiWokeMemes He should be given a handshake.
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@JackPosobiec Oh, I get it now. I thought she was telling her students she swallowed.
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@WomenPostingLs He's allergic to clam chowder.
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@ParisPunis35166 I remember the episode where Picard made some changes to his past and became a nobody because he didn't work hard or excel at anything. That shit wasn't woke. It was based.
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@DanielKotzin It's not really even Democrat vs. Republican anymore. If anything, COVID over time has blurred that line, yet defined a new one: insider vs. outsider.
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@NBCNews I love how it's a picture of Trump and not, you know, the guy.
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@NBCNews You don't need a bill to close the door.
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@InfinityWard Does this fix the bug where you're pedophiles?
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@shaneyyricch This should be the default profile image when you haven't uploaded a picture yet to Grindr.
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@POTUS Nothing about this statement is even remotely true.
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@TheInsiderPaper I stopped believing aliens exist when the government said they were real.
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@AliVelshi Nobody needs Trump to tell us how bad the economy is. All you need to do is go to a store that hasn't closed yet and simply buy something.
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@libsoftiktok You don't even have to play the video. The thumbnail speaks for itself.
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@libsoftiktok Is there a single teacher in this country with a TikTok account who isn't a gay communist?
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@VincentOshana She's got bigger shoulders than he does.
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@PlanetTyrus He's a Marine in Call of Duty.
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@Texas_Made956 Awfully nice of them to pull over and fall off the side of the road. You don't see that often these days.
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@RealJamesWoods Everyone saying Tucker is "spreading misinformation" by doing this interview are the same folks who've been painfully wrong on COVID, vaccines, the border, and pretty much every single media take and government propaganda narrative for the past five years.
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@thouwhomakesart @SalD0727 @iamyesyouareno What's the one race the media always neglects to mention?
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@RobertKennedyJr Cereal isn't food, no matter how many hearts you plaster on the box.
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@JUSTcatmeme AJ's kids in five years.
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@B1C1B1 @GarbageHuman23 Except being women.
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@Jbanklestankle1 When the dealership prepares to put your used Wrangler on the lot.
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@libsoftiktok Another unemployed person telling me what I can do with my money.
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@thevivafrei My man Viva going from "son of a bee sting" to just straight up "these motherfuckers!"
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@uncensoredpromo The owner of that bike is gonna be pissed.
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@TheCriticalDri2 Nobody is stopping you, lady.
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@MikeJohnstonCO @SenatorHick Mike Johnston is a top student at the Gavin Newsom School of Failing Upwards.
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@iSeeRacist I know just the guy who can take care of this.
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@stillgray Damn. That's a rough 43.
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@Ultramegamag @ClownWorld_ Oh, I'm sure it's been much longer than that.
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@BretWeinstein Because it was never about about public safety. It was always about control.
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@mtaibbi The fact that people are getting upset because you're encouraging them to think for themselves goes to show you how incredibly lazy we've become.
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@ClownWorld_ You'd think she'd be an expert at catching those by now.
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@iamcardib I'll give you one guess.
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@SkinnyfatTony @JamesOKeefeIII Gay and completely unqualified.
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@WomenPostingLs Branding yourself "Great Value" ain't doing you any favors, either.
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@nicksortor "Quick! Distract with UFOs!"
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@alexstein99 @ghudspeth1 Man, your wife's boyfriend is a jerk.
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@thevivafrei Spitting image of his old man.
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@theblaze Alternate Universe John Fetterman once again stumbles through the portal to our world.
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@libsoftiktok Three meals a day plus snacks is rooted in diabetes.
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@EdKrassen @elonmusk Spend five minutes on Libs of TikTok, regardless of your opinion on her, and simply watch the posted videos and tell me it's hard to say schools have gone too far.
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@Nerdrotics Bet it came with a matching buttplug.
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@buitengebieden Bro is rocking a killer coke nail, too.
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@_johnnymaga I've seen more people at a dentist's office.
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@9mm_smg I got a bill once and I paid it.
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@0HOUR This woman has no business being an attorney. She should be standing behind the counter at a JCPenney.
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@MythinformedMKE This guy pretending he's not on Reddit.
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@bennyjohnson Good thing we took care of that after it crossed the entire country.
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@Gozutrucker69 The PS5 has tons of games, they're just all from the PS4.
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@mattgaetz Trump goes on a goofy tangent about sharks and the left loses it, but this is totally okay.
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@ImMeme0 My Chemical Imbalance
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@CatchUpFeed She's a cheap date, though. She'll get the senior discount.
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@StatisticUrban Can't blame him. Almost getting shot wasn't enough of a wake-up call for the SS agent who decided to whip out her titty a couple days ago.
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@KyleGarnerMO Imagine being called a homo by this guy.
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@RobertJohnDavi She sure gets assaulted in public places a lot.
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@davidfolkenflik That's still 385 too many.
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@simonateba More people showed up to my birthday party at Showbiz Pizza when I turned five than any Biden rally during 2020.
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@DailyLoud When it comes to the Mormons, one is never enough.
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@AnthonyCumia True, but he's this close to getting that PS5.
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@MSNBC @CapehartJ Lives don't matter. Only words.
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@DrewHLive Or else he's gonna "srrgulffig sillkum giglrflargle beer pong axisslf cornpop."
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@DrewHLive "We totally fucked up this election, but we didn't do it on purpose! We swear!"
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@9NEWS The NFL plasters "End Racism" on helmets, jerseys, and on the field, then has a lady sing a racist song.
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@IN01970 @healthbyjames So is every other object you've interacted with throughout your entire life.
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@SDWisdom @ArtOfDialogue_ Of course you are. Your party didn't give you a choice otherwise.
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@lucentile @jtLOL @screenrant It's not Scooby Doo for Adults. It's Scooby Doo for Vapid Cunts Who Need to Get Over High School 25 Years Later.
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@Dan_Gehrke_ How many unemployed rainbow people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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@Dylan_Housman It's like talking to a 10-year old.
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@ClownWorld_ They're just jealous my A1C is below 1000.
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@ChefGruel $4.49. You're welcome.
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@jimmy_dore I would love an example of how Assange ever endangered my freedom.
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@Wahala3444554 @SpeakerPelosi Go to Mexico, then come in through the US southern border. They'll hook you up.
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