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Mello

@mello

1 year

Waking up from a nap to Gus Johnson screaming at the top of his lungs is my favorite fall activity

College Football Alerts 

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1 year

Gus Johnson calls are sooo back. Nebraska INT as Minnesota was driving. Huskers lead 7-3.

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Mello

@mello

6 years

Reach the top shelf

Oklahoma Football

@OU_Football

6 years

What can't @TheKylerMurray do? #KylerKnows

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2 years

This is my new favorite Mahomes moment

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5 years

I almost forgot how quick Kyler Murray is

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

5 years

This kids footwork 🔥 (via @Dflashx2 )

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4 years

Russell Wilson and DK Metcalf working out in the offseason

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5 years

We didn’t appreciate him enough

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3 years

Great play by Diggs

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4 years

I love the dudes who are like “what’s she going to do when she has to make a tackle” Mother fuckers talking like they wouldn’t shit their pants if they were asked to make a tackle, or play, in a D1 game

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5 years

Screw strongest arm. Beer chugging is the Pro Bowl event we need.

The Lefkoe Show

@LefkoeShow

5 years

NFL QB Beer Chug Speeds: 1. Stafford 2. Trubisky 3. Mahomes 4. Allen 5. Rodgers

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6 years

30 for 30: Bad Corners What if I told you, all you had to do was turn the fuck around?!

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4 years

If the college football season is cancelled/postponed all seniors should be able to go through the draft process and return to school if they go undrafted

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5 years

The @Chiefs starter jacket is the best of any team

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5 years

I hope everyone appreciates all the work @brittanylynne8 does to keep our QB healthy.

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6 years

The day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. All those in favor tweet accordingly

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4 years

What is he doing? Seriously.

B/R Gridiron

@brgridiron

4 years

. @Jaboowins getting creative ♨️

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5 years

Marv is that you?

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4 years

🚨TOP 20 for 2021🚨

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4 years

Patrick Mahomes could very easily end up with a Super Bowl ring AND a World Series ring

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7 years

Marcus Mariota Mackenzie Milton Tua Tagovailoa Hawaii is the QB state

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4 years

@kent_swanson With all due respect I’ll wait for a second source before I confirm

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@mello

3 years

But Mina Kimes is getting called out for being wrong about football. Fucking Christ

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

3 years

If Brady is gone, Joe Burrow just might be the best quarterback in the NFL.

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3 years

Aaron Rodgers

gabb

@gabbgoudy

3 years

i’m gonna start pouring shots. who needs one?

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4 years

Uh oh. Backwards hat guy @ColinCowherd

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3 years

The cast of Grown Ups about to unite like the Avengers

David Spade

@DavidSpade

3 years

A GI Jane joke???

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4 years

Mike Alstott and Lorenzo Neal belong in the Hall of Fame.

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6 years

Mello: “The Raiders will lose the draft” Seahawks: Hold my beer.

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@mello

6 years

Possible destinations for Jalen Hurts: Texas - Texas native and would thrive in that offense Auburn - great scheme fit and the ultimate anti-bama move Miami - Might be a QB away from the playoff Oklahoma - Will be replacing Murray and loves transfers

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@mello

6 years

“Daddy are you talking to yourself?” Absolutely classic dad video

Geoff Schwartz

@geoffschwartz

6 years

The little stuff that makes @MitchSchwartz72 an All Pro. 🔊 on ... @Chiefs

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5 years

I love PJ Fleck more than most members of my family

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@mello

2 years

I know I’m alone on this but I really don’t like Joe Burrow

Warren Sharp

@SharpFootball

2 years

Return of the King

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4 years

My TE got me 24 points and didn’t have a single reception 😎

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4 years

Not all cops are bad Not all protesters are bad

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

Genesee County Sheriff (Flint, Michigan) Chris Swanson put down his helmet and baton and asked protesters how he could help. The protesters chanted "walk with us" so the Sheriff joined — and walked alongside the protesters in solidarity. Leadership.🌎❤️

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@mello

5 years

It really sucks that his timeline got moved up. Wonder what happened, Adam?

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

5 years

Andrew Luck said he expected to tell his teammates that he was retiring Sunday, before his timeline got moved up.

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@mello

6 years

TD Celebration = penalty, $10,000 fine Smoke some weed = suspension Insider trading = cut Beat the shit out of someone = NFL brushes it under the rug. And you’re allowed to keep playing

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

6 years

Newly released video shows Chiefs’ star RB Kareem Hunt in physical altercation with woman at Cleveland hotel in February, per @TMZ

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@mello

5 years

I’m canceling my flight home and becoming a @BadgerFootball fan. Madison is amazing! #OnWisconsin

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@mello

5 years

The best corner in the nation might be this true freshman

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@mello

5 years

Probably won’t be the last Longhorn in her mouth🤘🏼

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@mello

6 years

Probably could have left this at “not doing a lot of work” in general

B/R Gridiron

@brgridiron

6 years

Giants are “not doing a lot of work on” QB Dwayne Haskins, per @diannaESPN

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5 years

Name a better boy band

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@mello

3 years

Adult: "Can you believe these dumb kids are eating Tide pods?" Same adult:

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4 years

The Jordan doc The Last Dance was great but I can't wait for the James Harden series The Lap Dance

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@mello

5 years

That Lamar Jackson run😍

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@mello

4 years

#Eagles take a WR with drop issues

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@mello

3 years

Derrick Henry running in a walking boot is still better than 90% of running backs in the NFL

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@mello

5 years

Who ranks things horizontally?

College Football Playoff

@CFBPlayoff

5 years

Here’s the full #CFBPlayoff Top 25 rankings for games played through November 2. Is your team in? 👀 🏈🏆

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@mello

4 years

@nfldraftscout *but start the games earlier

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@mello

2 years

Chris Jones got tackled with the ball in his hands and was flagged for roughing

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@mello

6 years

Players pimp dunks, 3’s and blocks in the NBA and it’s a nonissue. Players pimp every play in the NFL! Letting these guys show some emotion is good for baseball.

Stephen Nelson

@StephenNelson

6 years

Don’t like it? Get him out. 🤙, TA7! #WhiteSox

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@mello

3 years

It me.

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7 years

Shaquem Griffin just did 20 reps on the bench. Thats 6 more times than Orlando Brown!

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5 years

My favorite Kobe Bryant moment ever

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@mello

5 years

I would really like for the Kings to move to Kansas City.

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@mello

4 years

So we’re done questioning Trevor Lawrence as QB1, right?

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@mello

6 years

Big if true. You have to feel bad for these kids. The coach can leave after promising these kids they’re not

CFB Home

@CFBHome

6 years

JUST IN: 5 star and USC freshman WR Bru McCoy may transfer to Texas due to Kliff Kingsbury leaving as OC. (247)

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6 years

Walking out of the strip club when the suns out like...

Mack Brown

@CoachMackBrown

6 years

Great visit with @CoachTomHerman at the @TexasFootball practice. They are looking good!

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3 years

The Orioles are the bigger problem here

Dan Clark

@DanClarkSports

3 years

2022 Payroll Orioles, $30.3M Dodgers, $274.2M

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3 years

As of right now, the Eagles would have picks 4, 6 and 9 in the 2022 NFL draft

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2 years

The NCAA Football 23 video game is going to be outdated the second it comes out

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3 years

“Why’s the carpet all wet, Todd?”

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4 years

Myles Jack

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4 years

Top 10 per position. #NFLDraft

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4 years

I hope all the 2nd amendment lovers are equally as passionate about the 1st amendment

CNN This Morning with Kasie Hunt

@CNNThisMorning

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Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis

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3 years

50 cent looks like a whole dollar now

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4 years

I’m rooting for Aaron Rodgers. I don’t think I’ve ever said that before

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5 years

Great run by JK. But watch the 6’4” 230 pound slot corner/LB/S run 😍

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6 years

Can someone please confirm my love for Trevor Lawrence started weeks ago? QB1 2019, 2020, 2021. I don’t care what year we’re talking. He’s special

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4 years

He’s on that king shit tonight

Patrick Mahomes II

@PatrickMahomes

4 years

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5 years

I need to see 44 slam a beer like these QBs

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

5 years

Obama in the 6ix for Game 2 (via @Raptors )

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6 years

I didn’t know the MLB had marketing executives. Do they know who @MikeTrout and @Lindor12BC are?

Jon Morosi

@jonmorosi

6 years

Sources: @MLB sent marketing executives from league office to meet with Kyler Murray as part of #Athletics discussions with Murray in Dallas today. Full story here by @JaneMLB : @MLBNetwork

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3 years

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6 years

The hits just keep coming Giants fans

Daniel Jeremiah

@MoveTheSticks

6 years

My partner @BuckyBrooks connected Giants to Duke QB Daniel Jones. They could go pass rusher at 6 and take QB at 17.

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@mello

4 years

yOuR OnLy On ThE sHoW bEcAuSe YoUr BrOtHeR 🙄

Matt Miller

@nfldraftscout

4 years

Proud big brother/boss moment seeing @mello score this high on a mock draft report card. He actually beat me this year!

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4 years

Before I got divorced I had reiterated my commitment and had zero interest in getting divorced. I still got divorced

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

4 years

Texans’ GM Nick Caserio: "Before we take a few questions: Organizationally, we want to reiterate our commitment to Deshaun Watson. We have zero interest in trading the player."

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4 years

If you watched Project 11 you know how amazing this video is

JP Finlay

@JPFinlayNBCS

4 years

Today is Alex Smith’s 36th birthday. Here is video his wife posted to IG to celebrate him and his incredible recovery from injury. It’s truly remarkable.

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5 years

This might actually be the worst QB wall I’ve ever seen. Just put up more DB’s LSU

LSU Football

@LSUfootball

5 years

Let's get you on that wall...

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@mello

3 years

BREAKING: The Vikings will play exclusively out of the shotgun formation this season to keep Cousins away from fellow players

Kevin Seifert

@SeifertESPN

3 years

Cousins said the issue with his exposure to Kellen Mond was that the QB room was too small. I am checking with the NFL to see if that could be the case. Vikings QBs have changed meeting rooms and Cousins thinks that has eliminated that particular risk.

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5 years

The salary cap is a myth

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

5 years

It’s happening: Former Jaguars’ CB Jalen Ramsey is being traded to the LA Rams for two first-round picks in 2020 and 2021, and a fourth-round pick in 2021, source tells ESPN.

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4 years

Can Andy Reid get a shield with a defrost option

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@mello

5 years

The Top 20 for 2020 is finally here. I’m sorry you had to wait so long #BRDraft

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@mello

4 years

I wanted to wish @nfldraftscout a Happy Birthday today. But all days matter.

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@mello

5 years

I watched this dude ride a dragon but petting a wolf was too much...

Fandom

@getFANDOM

5 years

Director David Nutter says CGI prevented Jon Snow from giving Ghost a proper goodbye — ‘Since the direwolves are kind of CG creations, we felt it best to keep it as simple as possible … It played out much more powerfully that way.’ (via @HuffPostUK | )

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5 years

Hear me out here, would y’all watch a series with me and @QuinnenWilliams sitting around eating BBQ and talking? Pretty much I just want to hangout with Quinnen

New York Jets

@nyjets

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. @QuinnenWilliams knows he belongs, but he just can't get over meeting his favorite players 😂

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4 years

Replace Iran with America and Iranian with American

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3 years

Big time NFL news in the rumor mill 👀

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@mello

7 years

Affleck: “I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later. I’m going to hurt some people” Renner: “Who’s car we gonna take” One of my favorite movie quotes ever

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6 years

October is the best month of the year. You’re an idiot if you disagree.

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5 years

Deshaun Watson dominates big games like I do a case of Natty Light

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@mello

6 years

The last time the Chiefs won a home playoff game starter jackets were cool. Well, starter jackets are back and so are the Chiefs. KC wins in the snow

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2 years

2021 Georgia was a QB away from being an NFL team

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5 years

Dear NFL, please allow your players to use marijuana because all of them must be drunk for having Mahomes 4th

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

5 years

Top 15 players in the NFL, voted by the players: 1) Aaron Donald 2) Drew Brees 3) Khalil Mack 4) Mahomes 5) Todd Gurley 6) Tom Brady 7) Antonio Brown 8) Aaron Rodgers 9) Julio Jones 10) Von Miller 11) DeAndre Hopkins 12) JJ Watt 13) Michael Thomas 14) Kamara 15) Bobby Wagner

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6 years

Fries: Breakout Guy: Crinkle cut Comeback Kid: Potato wedges Rising Star: Waffle fries Don’t Forget About: Tater tots Needs to Rebound: Curly fries Darkhorse All Pro: Steak fries Under the Radar: Swee potato fries

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6 years

Someone say Jesus?

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4 years

Dam Prescott STILL has more passing yards than Lamar Jackson, Cam Newton and Baker Mayfield

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5 years

#ConnorForGM

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4 years

I started this blog and was going to make fun of Matt. It turned into something else. Check it out.

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@mello

4 years

Could Alex Smith join Urban Meyer in JAX? Then the Jags can flip Minshew for more picks (CHI, NE, WFT) Win-win-win

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@mello

5 years

Want a #Madden20 copy? Follow me & @sticktofootball then comment with your all-time favorite Madden player. Giving away xbox and PS4 codes

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5 years

Remember in elementary school when a couple kids would cost the whole class recess time? Those kids are now adults and won’t stay home. Stay home so I can eventually leave. #SocialDistancing

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4 years

We will not stick to football. #BlackLivesMatter