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morgan | 25 | she/her farmer + artist + bird and bug enjoyer. the world is my charcuterie board. welcome to my little farm in central texas

Gumption, TX
Joined December 2016
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2 years
hello! welcome to my little farm 𓅠 Patreon: 𓅱 Website: 𓅪 Insta: 𓅚 Youtube: 𓅃 Art twitter:
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what makes people think its okay to openly admit they want to kill my pets. this happens weekly.
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he weighs exactly five mandarin oranges
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gazing lovingly at his gigantic angry wife
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my 6 year old brabanter hen decided to shed all of her hen feathers this year and grow rooster plumage instead
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I havent talked about it much on here, but I do breed pigeons for pets and to take to pigeon shows! which are a thing that exists!
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hear him hurgling
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one of my most loving pidgies enjoying a good scratch
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this is as big as hes gonna get 🥹
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"pigeons are ugly" actually pigeons are prettier than you will ever be
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oilbirds are probably my favorite bird species. they want to be fruit bats so bad. they live in caves and eat fruit and echolocate. they have the highest rod density of any vertebrate eye. and they're named that because their babies are so oily people used to boil them for oil
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scrumbling her
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2 years
one of my chickens has actual claws on her wings
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this is the best decision ive ever made
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why is she galloping
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fancy pigeon breeders are lightyears ahead of everyone else in creating the perfect organism
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they feel strongly about watermelon
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2 years
she stole the leaf this ant was carrying and ate it
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his name is Cheese
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she doesnt lay eggs anymore she stopped a few years ago. yes we have roosters yes she fights them. she does whatever she wants
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behold my littleboy
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1 year
this is her lover
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2 years
absorbed
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behold him
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also a lot of people aren't aware there are *breeds* of pigeon! there are literally hundreds of pigeon breeds in all kinds of colors and shapes. here are a couple of my favorites: Pigmy Pouter, Archangel, Lucerne (i breed these!) and Frillback (yes, they have curls!)
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congratulations that is the worst anyone has ever done it
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3 years
decomposing in bed but it's okay because there is a very small chicken on me
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2 years
i wish you would not airbend your own children
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she loves to play the beak squeezie game
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one of my chickens looks like she should really have arms
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2 years
juiced him
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i dont understand the people who say pigeons are ugly
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2 years
she knows she's pretty
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ruining their self-image by showing them their breed standard
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baby pigeons are objectively ugly though. weird to think this chewed piece of bubblegum will grow up to look just like his ethereal papa
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i dont need a thermometer i know its cold because all my pigeons look like this
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here
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i get the funniest tumblr anon hate and i think i should get recognized for it
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that is the face of a baby who knows his mother will end me if I get any closer
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a father and his babything
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what compels her to do this
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2 years
molting
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not to brag but I think I breed the prettiest pigeons on earth. his name is Cheese by the way
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10 months
picture day
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2 years
huge thank you to the very nice person who bought the chicken plushie off my wishlist. they are married now
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1 year
her name is mouse and she has never though of anything
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2 years
beast of incomprehensible anger
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thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for the qtip. thank you for th
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he is one month old and he started crowing today
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the slunch
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baby pigeon bowl baby pigeon bowl baby pigeon bowl baby pigeon b
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squishy
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here
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newborn baby pigeons feel like hairy plastic wrap filled with hot pudding
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i am pleased to introduce Sugar Maple to the world
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sunday. vibing
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filled with pilk (pigeon milk)
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I also love breeding the most downright unnerving pigeons on earth. hundreds of years of breeding to get the bird equivalent of a dragon
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poking him
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2 years
unbothered. full of milk. translucent
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1 year
mr baby man
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new babythings
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father and babything
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2 years
please do not bathe in the chick feed
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2 years
recording my rooster crowing in slow motion is quite possibly the worst decision I've ever made
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his eggs weren't fertile so I gave him a baby to adopt. it must be surprising to have your eggs suddently turn into a week old infant but I don't think he minds
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2 years
I wish I could not see the seeds stored in your neck pouch
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no more cordyceps fear.mongering. did !you know you can buy a cordyceps grow kit for like 10 $dollars? you can grow it in ygour hous e! easy! cuomes with insect powd r and spores and a 1 jar! I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FUNGI I ❤️ FU
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3 years
he takes care of the children she sits on the porch grunting at me when I look in her direction
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here
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i have the world's saddest looking chicken
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experiencing dirt bliss
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i love how chickens just do things
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1 year
here
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5 months
my army
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2 years
the skrungly
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thingy
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we need to talk about the most important societal service chickens provide. roosters are machines that ward off gentrification. i am so serious
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throwback to when i went on a vacation to florida and a heron just looked at us through the window the entire time
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have you ever been licked by a pigeon. i have
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sound on for baby pigeon honks
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i am in the process of being consumed
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making the prettiest pigeons ever is a tough job but somebody has to do it
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a toad has found the place where the hose drips. he seems rather pleased with himself
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1 happy family
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isn't it wonderful human beings get to be a witness to the growth of earths many creatures
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A thread of advice I have for people who think they might want to have pet poultry.
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what a creature
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my son squeeb who is so extremely ugly
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2 years
who laid this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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zwooop
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me manlet
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speaking of pigeons, check out my pigeon with heterochromia!
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its dirt dfriday
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yucky nasty disgosting
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yeah close enough
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born with a freckle on my pinky so I can destract baby birds while taking their pictures
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this was supposed to be a feeder but now its a baby hangout
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