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3 years
See if u don’t test yourself then u can’t have covid x
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3 years
some big guy basically punched me when celebrating n knocked my nose ring out so he bought me a wispa duo at half time and I honestly think that’s a fair deal
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10 months
Downloaded tinder and the first message I got was someone saying they were going to break every chair in my house so the only seat I had was his face 🙃🤣
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7 years
I really need to start makin more effort with my appearance but I really don't care
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6 years
Boys that start being nasty to girls after they have been with them is horrible shows the level of maturity some people have 😴
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2 years
Couple drinks 💙🤍
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8 years
If they act like they don't care they don't, actions speak louder than words and all that
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8 years
See when u just fancy fuck oot some cunt and ye just hink tae yerself " fkn Do me eh"
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8 years
Not everyone you lose is a loss
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8 years
Funny how if a boy fucks up girls forgive them over and over but as soon as it's the girl it's a whole different story
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2 years
7.05am and bigotry is on full blast 💙
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7 years
Such a big put off when boys think they are gods gift and think that they can get any girl they want when in reality they have small dicks x
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7 years
Hate arguing or being on bad terms with someone life is too short to hold grudges
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10 years
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7 years
Being single gets so boring after a while
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2 years
23 years of me 🥳✌🏽
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2 years
Not long till I’m back in my bikini loving life 😆❤️
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7 years
Wish I had someone in my bed every night cuddling me to sleep but nah single life is shite
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7 years
I still don't believe it's true, I've lost the bestest friend you could ever have. Until we meet again calum love you forever ❤️😇😭
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1 year
3 months seizure free🫶🏽🥳
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7 years
No just look at someone and think I fancy fuck oot you cause I do so much
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8 years
Boys say lassies are confusing but they are so much worse saying they like you one day and patch you the next
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6 years
First maga pic of probs 1000✌🏻
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7 years
Don't want a boyfriend but also don't want to be single someone help me out please xx
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1 year
Happy 12th of July troops 🧡🇬🇧
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6 years
Anyone looking for a girlfriend because I think I would be the perfect candidate xx
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2 years
Glasgow rangers 🤍💙❤️
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7 years
Absolutely amazing my mum met her birth mother today after 45 years of not knowing who or where she was 😢❤️
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2 years
Girls night
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7 years
Day one 🌞✌🏽
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5 years
Sc n insta have seen it but start of the celebrations😝
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4 years
Insta seen them first xox
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5 years
Old pics making me depressed n wanna be on holiday 😭
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8 years
See when you fancy someone and you see them like aner lassies pic and you get raging but can't act it cause yous ain't a thing
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8 years
Girls always have that one boy who they will let come back to them over and over even when they know they shouldn't cause they will get hurt
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7 years
With your bestfriend
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5 years
Taking nudes and sending them to my eyes only cos bored and well no one else to send them too
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8 years
Dinny want a relationship but a want somecunt to text and cuddle when a want
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8 years
Why do boys think they can treat you any way they want cos what mood they are in or what ever. No get it stopped you fucking asshole
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7 years
When you and someone speak everyday for ages then just stop randomly but keep checking your phone for a text of them 😿
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1 year
New Goggle xx
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5 years
How do u unshag someone? Asking for a mate x
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7 years
Decided I'm bored of being single
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6 years
Bored, single and sexually frustrated help a lass in need
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6 years
Mince and tatties is the best dinner about
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7 years
Actual everyone is in maga imagine paying aw that money to go on holiday to end up pulling everyone you pull uptown
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5 years
Terminal v on my mind all day every day
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8 years
If she's 14 am 14
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3 years
No even jealous of all these folk posting about the “ perfect 5 year relationship “ when they have both cheated on each other n broke up a every other weekend. It’s aw fake and can’t convince me otherwise
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10 years
So much weirdos http://t.co/wW4cKfRNai
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5 years
Cannot wait to get this finished 🤡
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10 years
'Late mcdees trip' with no mcdees?:/ http://t.co/KsjTwlxJt2
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2 years
So instead of making my flight this morning I’ve got a job n a new apartment. Guess al be staying in Portugal for a season 😂😂😂😂
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7 years
10 years ago this angel was taken from us. Missing you more and more everyday, you made us all proud R.I.P Jamie love you❤️
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7 years
Shite missing someone who doesn't give two fucks about you
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5 years
😋
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5 years
Me n a bitch that stole my name xox
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3 years
A smile wouldn’t hurt anyone xox
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8 years
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8 years
I dinny want a relationship or that just like the idea eh wan so a would have someone to talk to aw the time etc etc
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5 years
Friday feels
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2 years
Live for rangers Saturdays
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6 years
Shit happens maga 18.....:
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8 years
Do you no ever just fancy fuck oot eh someone cause a do
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5 years
Thursday pjs chavy
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7 years
Boring having no one to talk to
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7 years
Weird when a group of girls add you on sc at the same time🤔
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7 years
As upset as I am seeing all these beautiful posts about Calum have put a smile on my face tonight. He will not be forgotten❤️
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7 years
Wedding xxx
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8 years
Why do boys act so interested in you for a week or suhin then suddenly change💤
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5 years
Got nice underwear and make up on where’s the boys at xx
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5 years
First night out in Dundee I actually enjoyed and was sober xxx
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8 years
Still can't get over Kyle redpath messaging me saying " heard your a wee dirty"😂😂
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3 years
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7 years
Ma maw just shanned fuck out me
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5 years
See when u fancy someone, meer u bit eh hawt sauce 🤤
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6 years
Sc: melissamc_xx
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6 years
Ket does bad things to good people
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8 years
Hate lassies that Dinny smile, lighten up ya rocket
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8 years
Unicorn hair🦄✨💗😻
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7 years
Laugh at the girls that block you from their boyfriends accounts. Get a grip 😂😂
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1 year
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8 years
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7 years
Pool day 👙🌞🍹
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7 years
Missing someone is horrible 😿
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7 years
Looking at old pictures and realising how much you really miss someone is unbelievably heartbreaking 💔💔
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8 years
So annoying when people pick and choose when they want to talk to you😾😡
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1 year
He’s still a nonce
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1 year
#BeKind 🤍 As somebody who has worked directly with Samaritans and the Be Kind campaign over the last 3 years…. The Phillip Schofield media hate campaign has gone too far. It needs to stop before people have blood on their hands.
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7 years
Feel so shit and low about everything I have no self esteem what so ever
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7 years
If you actually liked someone and cared about them you wouldn't let them go. Fact
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7 years
Single life just isn't for me bored eh no having anyone to talk to
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8 years
I hate how you just get over someone then they message u again and ur like oh hello again feelings
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8 years
💃🏻💃🏻
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1 year
Happy Monday rough as fuck in Dundee train station with my outfit from Friday on walking about with one shoe, swollen face and a £45 rip off jumper and to make it better missed my train and to wait an hour :)
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7 years
Libertines hwg 💃🏽
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