🌻Melissa Jean🌻 @melissajean98 Twitter profile

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🌻Melissa Jean🌻

@melissajean98

4 years

My cat bit me, completely unprovoked. His name is Ozzie and he lives in Michigan. Twitter, do your thing.

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1 month

It’s not the prettiest, but I made homemade tiramisu.

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4 years

You guys, I’m so pumped for Dan Levy hosting SNL tomorrow!!

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1 year

I should call him…

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My daughter is working on a crayon melting art piece of Gonzo and I think it’s awesome

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4 years

Does anyone else apologize to their pet when they’re on your lap and you have to get up, or is it just me?

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1 year

Gettin out the fine wine today Folks

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1 year

I should call him

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11 months

Good morning 🥶🧣❄️

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4 years

@trawetsla 😹😹OMG. My boys are actually total sweethearts. They only bite playfully and not often.

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4 years

@gvicknair @WilliamAder Thanks. I think so too. This is his brother Owen.

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5 months

I made basque cheesecake with huckleberry/mulberry sauce.

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10 months

Do you ever look at someone and just know they’re terrible at the sex?

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1 month

To my new followers: I have zero respect for MAGA scum so kindly fuck off. Thanks ✌🏻

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4 years

I guess we know what Hulk was so mad about now

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2 years

Today the love of my life turned 8. What a great Mother’s Day ❤️

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3 years

Twitter is wild

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5 months

Happy 10th Birthday to my beautiful boy Brogan! 🎈🎉 He wanted king crab, sea scallops and pot stickers for dinner, so that’s exactly what he got.

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4 months

It happened! 🎉🎉

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1 year

The love of my life is 9 today. Happy birthday to my sweet little boy, Brogan 🎉❤️

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2 years

It’s a treat yo’self lunch day! Yes, that’s Japanese waygu 🤤

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11 months

Which band have you seen live the most times?

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Which band have you seen live the most times?

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7 months

You guys, I made honey vanilla pot de creme

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4 years

@yoopergirl74 @lacadri34 My kitties lay on their backs for belly rubs often

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10 months

Name the best rainy scene in a movie.

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10 months

Name the best rainy scene in a movie.

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3 years

It’s acceptable to bring beer in a travel mug to your kids t-ball game, right?

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3 years

Went to church for my birthday

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2 years

Tonight’s surf n turf: garlic butter shrimp and ribeye

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4 months

Happy Mothers Day!!! I made lobster rolls and bananas foster.

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1 year

It’s a sausage and peppers kinda night

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2 years

I made African curry with chicken and it’s so good.

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3 years

How it started. How it ended.

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3 years

Stuff jalapeños. Mmmm

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1 year

And the margarita salesperson award goes to….

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1 year

losing it at this lady preaching abstinence at LSU and the students just going buck wild

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2 months

I’ve never been to a high school reunion, but since I side hustle at the county jail, I get to see a lot of former classmates.

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2 years

Shrimp stir fry

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3 years

I’d totally buy this fragrance and I hate perfume

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1 year

Strawberry cow. (Painting by my daughter Ellie Beans)

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8 months

So cold but so pretty

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2 years

“Sorry, I can’t go out tonight. I have plans.” The plans:

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3 years

This is accurate 😂

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7 months

Obi is beautiful and he knows it.

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3 years

This canyon is grand AF

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2 years

Wing night ❤️

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3 years

We’re at the vet and Owen is not impressed. (Also he just got fat shamed)

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2 years

Brunch!

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4 years

Not sure if Owen likes his new hat or not 😂

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10 months

Frog legs and salad for dinner. (If you think it’s gross, scroll bar is on the right)

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4 months

It’s Obi’s 2nd birthday today! 🥳🎉

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8 months

I just dramatically choked on some red wine and damn that would have been a super dumb way to die.

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3 years

You guys, I made chicken paprikash with homemade nokedli.

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1 year

You guys, I made oxtail and mushroom eggrolls

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3 years

Welp, Hot girl summer never happened. I’ll try for comfortable girl autumn. 🍂

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3 years

We’re not gonna make it, are we?

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4 months

You guys, I made duck a l’orange and it’s a beautiful thing.

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1 year

If putting bacon in chicken salad is wrong, I don’t want to be right 🤤

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8 months

I worked 12 hours at the county jail today but at least I made some surf n turf when I got home.

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3 years

The Irish pub I went to on St Patrick’s Day was out of the reuben egg rolls so I decided to make them (with homemade thousand island). Sooo good!

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1 year

It’s Obi’s 1st birthday today, and he’s absolutely thrilled 😂

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11 months

Pie is done. It’s not quite as pretty now that it’s baked, but I did my best.

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3 years

I’m def one of the 10 hottest milfs in this Chuck E Cheese

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9 months

Obi says Merry Christmas

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11 months

I’m obsessed with my daughters art ❤️

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1 year

It’s a skirt steak kinda night

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2 months

I made the kids some homemade mozzarella sticks

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2 years

Of course my birthday includes @SPAMbrand

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1 year

San Diego ❤️

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11 months

Apple pie is ready for the oven 🍎 🥧

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3 years

People are dying and fleeing war, hoping to find a safe place to stay. I’m not gonna bitch about gas prices or grocery store shelves.

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11 months

He knows he’s adorable

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3 years

Just made oxtail egg rolls. 5/5 stars. Highly recommend.

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3 years

Oh Dam (Hoover Dam)

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2 years

Unpopular opinion: I freaking love going to the dentist

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5 months

Roasted duck legs, asparagus and duck fat potatoes FTW

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2 years

Kiddos just built the first snowman of the winter

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2 years

Leftover carnitas became eggrolls

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3 years

Me: sorry, I can’t go out. I’m busy. Me, being busy:

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10 months

Born and raised in Michigan and always said soda 🤷🏽‍♀️

We call it pop

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10 months

Accurate.

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2 years

Dear followers: if you’re racist, homophobic or transphobic, please fuck all the way off and unfollow me. Thank you.

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1 year

If I attempted this… there would be SO MUCH BLOOD 🩸

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1 year

Cutting onions like a pro

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10 months

These roast beef and smoked gouda eggrolls are the

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6 months

Ruben eggrolls and Ruben soup FTW

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