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@melilbi
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6 years
i can’t stop laughing at the fact that she bullied an inanimate object twice a day for a month
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Do y’all remember when I did a rice experiment to prove that there’s power in what u say? Same rice, identical jars, kept in different spots in same area. Every morning and night for 30 days, I said positive things to the love rice and negative to the hate rice. The outcome.
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@melilbi
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6 months
me link hopping on wikipedia for an hour every night before bed
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@melilbi
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1 month
y’all owe millennials an apology because whatever this is is way worse than “adulting is hard”
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being a woman in your twenties is mostly about experiencing horrors and having sweet treats every single day
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@melilbi
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10 months
she should be at the club
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A chimpanzee demonstrating incredible memorization skills
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@melilbi
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5 years
i’m obsessed with this video
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me listening to maps by yeah yeah yeahs
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5 years
this is the only funny thing that’s ever happened on twitter
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@melilbi
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3 years
how am i supposed to know how close i am to the curb if i don’t hit it first... i’m not albert einstein
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i’m not a millennial btw you’re all just annoying
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2 years
the way having no credit history is worse than having bad credit like what the fuck do you mean be serious
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@melilbi
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11 months
this is what it feels like to walk into a multipurpose high rise building
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4 years
@stststanley i just know he can’t stand my ass
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4 years
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5 years
sociology majors be like damn i got a society due this friday
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5 years
men be like i’m sorry i promise i’ll do it again
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@melilbi
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3 years
her ass did not say that
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6 years
professor: good afternoon white girls wearing athletic shorts and t-shirt furiously typing on their macbook: is that gonna be on the exam
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@melilbi
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8 years
the fact that they're saying mexicans vs latinas like mexicans aren't latinas
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3 years
swifties are like this song changed my life and you look up the lyrics and it’s like “dancing in the autumn leaves i’m wearing lipstick and blue jeans”
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3 months
if this happened to me i’m going on instagram live and kiIIing the fish like an isis video
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this man is getting dragged for his current 11 hours of care of a fish he happened to find alive in his front yard
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3 years
how do people go thrifting in groups like why are you voluntarily bringing competition
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@melilbi
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5 years
not a single upper lip in sight just people living in the moment
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5 years
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“y’all weren’t saying anything during obama’s mass deportations” ...ma’am we were 13
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5 years
dinner with paw paw tonight... ❤️ he made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids and I'm the only one who showed 😢 love him
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@melilbi
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3 years
i’d rather be unemployed than make a linkedin account
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6 years
please ma’am may i please have some bachelor's degree 🤲
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5 years
does anyone remember that movie about guinea pig spies ... the entertainment industry really peaked there
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3 years
his ass did not say that
@itsnotjess123
not j*ss
3 years
my dad watches euphoria and as he was watching he just said “ohh cassie i want better for u :/“
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1 year
a man is calling you a slut and you’re clapping?
@offbeatorbit
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podcast dork: men want sexually pure woman normal men:
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5 years
i understand her pain hope this queen is doing ok
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2 years
this can all be traced to one man and that man is shane dawson
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4 years
abolish the girlboss industrial complex
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2 years
this switch up is crazy because she’s always been this weird you guys just don’t find her attractive anymore
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i’m bout to unfollow her.
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5 years
where y’all sitting?
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5 years
call it what it is.. a klan meeting
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6 years
isn’t existing so much fun i’m having a good time
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me buying tickets for minions: the rise of gru a week in advance
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5 years
i’m losing my mindd
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2 years
might as well crawl into her ass while you’re at it
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girl on the subway next to me drafting a breakup text
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this was such a lovely way of finding out the sopranos kids have a podcast together
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1 year
oh suddenly everyone loves snoopy… you guys don’t know him like i do
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2 years
me when i purposefully fear monger over the internet
@discernia
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I think every woman who takes ibuprofen for menstrual pain needs to read this
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5 years
oh pretty girl let’s hate on her
@KDVR
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'She's just a jerk': 'World's Worst Cat' up for adoption in North Carolina
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5 years
i just saw a anti-abortion poster that said “abortion kills” like girl that’s kinda the point
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5 years
some of y’all be listening to some shitty music i ain’t gon lie
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3 years
i’m so sick of this picture i hope the bus crashes and they both die
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this is the one
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3 years
they way people jump at any opportunity to be anti-black ... psycho behavior
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11 months
how it feels to ignore your doorbell and phone calls
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3 years
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3 years
there’s no reason for a grown man to be hiccuping like compose yourself
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3 years
you’re beefing with 12 year olds. take a step back and evaluate
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I love this take louder plssss
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@naviidgoozarzi she’s serving and she knows it
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6 months
this would fill my heart with glee
@tonestirade
tones!
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5 years
i want what they have
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4 years
y’all be like “if you’re a nazi and a member of the kkk please unfollow me”
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5 years
god i want this to be me so bad
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1 year
please respect my privacy
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5 years
this is sending why did she copy the outfit
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I can't believe zootopia predicted the #HalftimeShow
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no i don’t think you guys understand i’m obsessed with this video
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5 years
she wants to be me so bad it’s embarrassing
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Forget AirPods—Bella Hadid is bringing back the wire headphone.
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4 years
pack it up hitler youth
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WTF i found this on pinterest????
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he lives in my brain
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this tiktok is making me go absolutely feral
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i’m shaking is this real?
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2 years
they’re like the avengers of annoying people
@PopCrave
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Matty Healy shares new photo with Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham.
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2 years
i neeed to look in her medicine cabinet
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she will literally LOSE IT in any situation like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain
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thinking about her
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@oatmeaIboy this is the craziest tweet i’ve ever seen i actually can’t believe it
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“i’m a 25 year old teenage girl” oh that’s cool i have a bomb strapped to my chest that’s gonna go off at any second
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2 years
ok but jokes aside you actually have to be so miserable to genuinely get upset about stuff like this
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4 years
why is everyone booing they’re right
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three undecided black women voters spoke to my colleague @ChrisJansing about why Joe Biden has yet to earn their vote despite everything that Donald Trump has said and done during his presidency.
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5 years
what does this mean
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the worst thing about dying is that i don’t get to know what the world’s gonna be like in the future like i’m literally just nosy
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my parents trying to start a conversation with me during quarantine
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do you guys think these two know each other?
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millionaires and billionaires watching the lower middle class fight each other in the replies
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i love the worms in my brain i hope they’re having fun in there
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i do not care about music theory... will the song make my bones tingly yes or no
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2 years
why do celebrities break up like middle schoolers
@PopCrave
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Megan Fox deletes photos with Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram and posts a video of a letter burning captioned with lyrics from Beyoncé’s ‘Lemonade’ track “Pray You Catch Me.”
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taking a break from twitter to focus on the settings app
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5 years
second picture is unrelated it’s just always on my mind
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me after picking my split ends for 30 minutes and biting the skin off my lip until it bleeds
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thinking about summer 2014 a simpler time
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white people be like hi i’m allison
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i’ll serve crack before i serve this family a meal
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marvel wants what sky high has
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