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tragically desiring to be a spoiled sahm

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@melaninTofu
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@Castinaaa_ Personally, idgaf. A bop is a bop and I'mma dance
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@melaninTofu
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@__donbreezy Tbh her mom ruined her chance at having a real life
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@melaninTofu
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@KirkWrites79 I already knew my girls wasn't Republican.
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@melaninTofu
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4 months
@xm_muva Mine is when men say pick better men, but but then be mad about our standards and refuse to BE better men
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@josephejir0 Good Lord men at large are so useless.
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@melaninTofu
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3 months
@glitterdaiquiri Say that again slowly, but think about what you said this time
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@MobyTPM @ogbobejonson @nypost Sex requires 2 consenting adults. It's impossible to "have sex" with a minor. It's rape. Just rape and nothing else.
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@melaninTofu
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@OhitsMom0 Only bad parents say stuff like this
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@melaninTofu
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2 months
@mayowasworld Any kind of military or law enforcement automatically is a no. DAs are a no. Politicians no. Judges. No.
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11 months
@Kyla_Lacey Kids aren't doing well bc parents have kids as an accessory.
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@melaninTofu
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2 months
@minajgaulden @indicachildT Still weird watching an abusive relationship in the declining stages.
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@doitmuvaaa Nah it's just that this generation ain't bout to be judging how bitches get they bag. It's almost like it isn't anyone's business
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@melaninTofu
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2 years
@ReadWithHafsa @heaven_toniight It isn't bullying to tell the truth. That shit looks bad and will look bad on anyone.
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@melaninTofu
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@tameriick Bc he knew tf better than to come on Beyonce's album sounding how he look like he smells
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@melaninTofu
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@FutureHRick For op to not have directed that at you, and this is your response is very telling indeed
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@yahneedagemini @SacredWhoreee Anything that a Christian can't understand is "demonic"
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@melaninTofu
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@tonyymonyana @BeeeNICK Reading doesn't fix our corrupt government.
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@melaninTofu
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@DijahSB He's so damn pitiful
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@locdnbaked @korysverse Right, but he could've just said no. Instead, he agreed to go, and had people waste their money.
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@melaninTofu
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@SweetestMisfit Crazy how some of y'all understand someone acting their wage when it's applied to an hourly job, but nobody gives gig workers the same grace and respect
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@melaninTofu
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@jiggyjayy2 I think that to some degree, our generation of the black community gotta learn how/to say no
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@robhimsis I've taken it before. Tbh it helps you think clearer and helps keep you calm, but low key that shit probably gone make you horny as hell
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1 year
@braylon125 That's easy. Bestie I got ADHD
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1 year
@HBCUfessions Trans people should have spaces just for trans people
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1 year
@snoopypoop7 Deadass the quickest Twitter cancel I've ever seen in my life 🤣🤣🤣
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@wanderinsouI It's almost like he's a writer
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@iAMdaintyyPOSH Who cares. Get a job
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1 year
@MINGISGIRL_ There's no reason to call the police though. Over a flash mob.
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@chantheaquarius @Dreadful4Tymes The last line of defense you have when getting proven wrong huh?
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@melaninTofu
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@HabibiMiami You saved her pics to your phone though
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@Zvbear Sis looks like an alien.
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@melaninTofu
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10 months
@VISUALSAF_PRO @Snow_Blacck Going out sad, but on tour w Beyonce? 🧐
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@melaninTofu
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2 years
@thehedonismhoe @NoEmmeG When I was younger, I swore my mama cared more about working and resting from work than she cared about me.
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@melaninTofu
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2 years
@RealLathan Imagine being upset at seeing a dad be a dad.
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1 year
@icryglitter__ @realprettynu They have, you just tend to ignore them because they're proving you wrong
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1 year
@niccoyat So glad I saw this. My laptop already sounds like a jet plane though
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@melaninTofu
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8 months
@RachelPedd I mean no they don't owe anyone anything, but if you're gonna share a build on a game that's not just building houses, it makes sense to play test the damn house. Like bare mins, the essentials should never be a problem
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@melaninTofu
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@cuteasstyy Bro everybody switched to hulu because Netflix got rid of family guy. Stop the lies.
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@_destinyessence The only reason why I think I'd ever be sad to have a girl is because I know that she'll likely have to live her whole life dealing with the problems that come with being born female.
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@ladidaix @KHAENOTBAE It is witchcraft. Just like eating a cracker and juice calling it the blood and body if Christ every month
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@jacksaint101 No fr cause I'm not doing shit for a nigga that ain't my nigga
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@donsinterludee @majlondon Don't worry girly Twitter is lighting this bitch up 😘
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@melaninTofu
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@TR4PCHY It says 100pcs puzzle on the front.
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@yahneedagemini @SacredWhoreee Oh but I thought it was demonic? Make up your fucking mind
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@melaninTofu
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@faiththegemini And they're always racist military wife Karens or rn, or a charge nurse
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@aliyahInterlude They should be able to use social media just like literally anybody else does. They don't all be saying exactly where they work and if they do, the kids names are never in the video. Y'all really just pick and choose when to be supportive of service workers and it's sad af
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@GoldenJans Did they pick you baby?
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1 year
If anybody sees this post, it isn't real. That picture is of something that happened in Vancouver.
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@YasirBangga @bgctea2020 Everyone who isn't black shouldn't be having that word come from they mouth. Point blank period.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz They can smell ovulation, but can't sleep they own breath or when they ass stink
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@TheBloodShow The insecurity is loud asf with this one bucko
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@liltittyhead708 @DeJahJNicole Bruh you can't get laid in your home country. Take an abundance of seats
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@MrDeeko27 Or, just maybe. Ppl don't wanna keep being good to others or good in general when we see all of those who do wrong seemingly having an easy carefree life, and those of us who don't do wrong have to struggle.
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@HBCUfessions Maybe don't grab ppl though
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@LAYSAINTLAURENT Tbh that's why I'm getting the termination I'm about to get. I KNOW this isn't the right time, not bc of me or my boyfriend, but this apartment, our money situation, our living space. Ion want my baby to even know what a struggle smell like.
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@melaninTofu
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@brxssurx @oompheasant Them buzzwords must be mf buzzing for you to feel some kinda way
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@melaninTofu
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@TractorLaw @troiaas @Thedeangulberry @Kissmyazz24 You are being that specific on purpose bc you know that Roe v. Wade was repealed. And there isn't a law specifically for unwed fathers.
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@melaninTofu
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@LeoDavi75839294 Still can't answer the question 😕
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@Pretty_Sonny Disabled people are still people and if they can still consent to having sex, they should be able to
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@melaninTofu
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@SilviaGonMar @CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ Good thing nobody asked for your opinion. But as a typical white woman....
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1 year
@Freakyesquire @Dreadful4Tymes Bruh it's coercing. That stands in court. And yeah, the legal definition literally says "enthusiastically saying yes"
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@mihletshemese Pls the only way my man friends are eating my cooking is if I already cooked and they get leftovers
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@poppy4161 No. Bc I'm the one who's have to be pregnant. I'm the one dealing w morning sickness. I'm the one giving birth. I'm the one who's body would change tremendously and be expected to snap back into a pre baby body. He can have an opinion, not a decision in the matter.
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@melaninTofu
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@Ohthats_Nay23 Lol nah but the real definition of a pick me is one who puts down other women for validation of men.
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@_realJAG As well as private businesses being able to discriminate based upon sexuality, so you know that means race will be next. Do you have any investigative skills?
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@melaninTofu
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@ASHFLAM3 Let's let natives tell us when to and not use words for creature from their culture
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@melaninTofu
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@_realJAG I'mma screen shot this for when it happens and DM it to you when it does. You sound like everyone doubting the overturn of Roe v. Wade.
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@melaninTofu
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@got_momm @KioshiWarrior Nobody said anything about a barb
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@ChriseanMalone Tbh as he should, but he gotta get some practice in cause how could you hold up a phone while getting head.
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@ifuaflygirl It gives winx club
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@jiggyjayy2 White people shouldn't be able to join D9 orgs anyway. Much less go to hbcus in general
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@81000light Because just yesterday you was crying that nobody wants you.
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@Zazamyodor Y'all weird
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@melaninTofu
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@thehedonismhoe @NoEmmeG Bruh yes. Or how they snap at you for greeting them when they came home. Like damn mom I just miss you wtf
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@Larry09134eva @Loccdawggg So you think that not purposefully embarrassing your children or doing too much like others is "white parenting"
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@marcusdiazcom @danishacarterr Good Lord man just say you hate women already and get it over with
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@melaninTofu
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1 year
@thecindynoir Good for both prevention and relief. Just use a tiny dab at a time. It will get on EVERYTHING it touches. A little bit goes far.
Tweet media one
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@TheBaddestMitch It gives ministrel show. And I hate it
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@fromkdwithluv Ngl I'd take it as a compliment
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@goddessevelyn_8 Girl you bout to be 30 ya damn self. You're projecting so hard rn
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@melaninTofu
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@ovenspoons @ReadWithHafsa @heaven_toniight Babe I must look much better than you cause your face is nowhere on your entire profile 🤣🤣🤣 Are you ashamed?
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@_caprisunn Like atp men are jealous of women because we get better play, make better moves, and when its over for us it doesn't give obsession like they do.
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@melaninTofu
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@202NATALIEE Not Herbert Winslow 😔
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@melaninTofu
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5 months
@robhimsis Please tell me you can think deeper than this 🤦🏾‍♀️
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1 year
@ryumanx Why are black dicks your concern? Do you wish you had one, or wish you could be taking one
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@ZONA__BITCH @pierrefleury_ You part of the problem bitch
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@melaninTofu
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8 months
@justme_Deja @CatwalkDarling We're allowed to dislike people who support suppressing the rights of others babe. Sorry you don't stand for anything. 😘
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@culchars @_benjvmins_ Bruh I said the same mf thing
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@LeoDavi75839294 Right, and there's this thing called blocking people. You must not be familiar with the concept.
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@kindheartedxia It ain't that bruh everybody smokes everyday so it isn't really a holiday anymore
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@cosmicempresss How long y'all gone be boring?
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@yandermae If you're boring just say that bestie
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@iamtheFLYEST That's just fine. Them kentucky/Georgia gas station food bars are fucking delicious
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@heismarko So would you think of it the same way if he was talking to a woman or?
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@Jweezy278 @TeezySooSkep You saying the same thing
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@Zaleb9 @jiggyjayy2 You must got a pancake butt
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@MamaTea_ I feel like most women would like video games if they weren't so ignorant about them and gave it a try
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@misumisu96 Didn't get the response you thought huh babe?
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@rayadaplaya I would be crying in the corner. Imagine going viral begging for a date from a nigga.
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