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Joined April 2014
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@mejiaaa_
mejia
4 years
First generation Latina in STEM graduating from the #1 public university in the nation? ✅🇲🇽♥️ #818 >
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mejia
5 years
Omg is this bad bunny?
@victoriiakath
Victoria Katherine ⎕ ☾
5 years
I have so many questions about how Winnie the Pooh looked when my mom and dad visited Disney World in 1988???
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@mejiaaa_
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6 years
Coachella tickets are $600 and a plane ticket to Thailand round trip is $500
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4 years
I'M CUFFED BITCHES, THE STREETS LOST A SOLDIER. THIS HOLIDAY SEASON WHEN YOU'RE SAD AND COLD JUST KNOW I'M NICE AND COZY CUDDLING WITH MY BABYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOO.
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@mejiaaa_
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3 years
Omg I don't want to be an independent strong woman anymore!!!! I just want to shop & run errands & get brunch with the girls!!!!
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5 years
s/o to all my first gen students whose parents don’t know what your major is
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@mejiaaa_
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2 years
How the fuck do people become addicted to gambling? I lost $20 once at the casino & I still think about those $20 to this day.
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4 years
me thinking abt cops: 🤢😡🤮😷 me thinking abt firefighters: ☺️❤️🥰😍
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@mejiaaa_
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4 years
I can’t wait to walk down the aisle
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1 year
I found my purpose in life. I know what I'm passionate about.. it's spending money!!! It's shopping! It's getting iced coffee and dilly dallying
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6 years
Omg Shia Labeouf is an Hermano????
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@mejiaaa_
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4 years
I GRADUATED UCLA DEBT FREE BITCHES 🥳🥳🥳♥️♥️♥️
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4 years
UC students watching Cal state students finish up their school years.
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4 years
Don’t you dare fucking tell me “at least you’re still getting your diploma” FUCK YOU. Don’t fucking invalidate what this commencement meant to my family and me. Don’t fucking invalidate/ undermine my feelings of anger & heartbreak.
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4 years
GUYS, I GOT THE JOB I WANTED!!! YA GIRL GOT HER FIRST POST GRAD, BIG GIRL JOB AT A DOCTORS PRIVATE PRACTICE!!!! TONIGHT, WE DRINK! 🥳🥳🎉🎉
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5 years
I think one of my biggest fears is losing my mom before I’m able to repay her for everything she has done for me. The love I have for that woman is unimaginable.
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4 years
#1 Public University babyyyyy 💙💛
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1 year
Bro how many fucking shows does Harry Styles have at the Kia Forum?? Cause I feel like I've been seeing concert pictures for a god damn month straight?? Hahahahaha
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mejia
3 years
My villain origin story was Ms. Maliwan not recommending me for AP Bio in 9th grade because she didn't think I could handle it. So I went to UCLA & got a B.S in Biology 😗
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mejia
3 years
My fam is always pressing me about getting a new car now that I have a real job?? Bro I make 0 payments monthly & my car works just fine?? Why would I buy a new car? I'm going to ride this bitch until the wheels fall off & invest that money elsewhere???
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4 years
Y'all stop RTing this, my man is going to see this & think I'm stupid 😩
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4 years
so i got a covid test done & they had to swab the back of my throat & homegirl nurse really said “wow most people gag when I do this” HAHAHAHHAHAHA MAM
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mejia
3 years
Anyone else feel like their parents have become dependent on them for all things documents, technology, etc that they don't even bother fucking trying on their own??? Like damn bro at least TRY to figure it out on your own
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mejia
3 years
GOOD MORNING Y'ALL!! YA GIRL JUST GOT A RAISE AT HER JOB! 😭😭😭 AND AND MY BOSS SAID I'VE BECOME A VERY IMPORTANT ASSET TO THE OFFICE!!!! HAPPY FUCKIN WEDNESDAY GUYS!!!!
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@mejiaaa_
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6 years
Doja Cat: bitch imma cow Me: MooOOoOooo
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5 years
Any RBD fans out there? 😩
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5 years
Being first generation means your parents get mad at YOU for forgetting THEIR Facebook passwords
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5 years
Today I was helping Karla lead a campus tour for high school students.. & I was like “do any of y’all have any questions?” & this girl asks “Yes, what foundation are you using?” Like SIS I MEANT ABOUT UCLA
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@mejiaaa_
mejia
5 years
Man I’m so tired of constantly being stressed about money and finances. Maldita pinche pobresa me tiene hasta la madre..
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@mejiaaa_
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4 years
Don’t be fooled, I fucking hate it here.
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4 years
Yeah imma post 409 grad pictures on Instagram & y’all are gonna sit there & eat your damn food bcus this is the biggest accomplishment of my life
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mejia
4 years
Me on social media: “MAKE HIS POCKETSSS HURT” Me irl: “Nah I’ll pay, so he can’t hold anything over my head.”
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mejia
3 years
Like I've really been in school my whole fucking life, why do I feel so guilty about taking 2+ gap years when I'm still actively working in my field and getting experience??
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3 years
posting these cause my man can fight 💖
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6 years
I wanna be drunk but I don’t wanna drink
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5 years
lil mejia big mejia
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5 years
My brother trying to become a little hype-beast is the worst thing to ever happen to me. This bitch asked for “A Gucci belt” for Christmas... like bitch we’re poor, humble yourself. You’re getting Hanes socks.
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4 years
After 4 years, I was finally able to give my mom my diploma. & yes we both cried, love you momma All thanks to you. B.S in Biology babbyyyyyy 💙💛🐻
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6 years
I don’t think I could ever date someone that doesn’t support me prioritizing my education over them. If you love me, you should encourage my growth & well-being.
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mejia
4 years
At least fucking postpone it! Don’t fucking make our graduation virtual. Are you fucking kidding me? This is literally all I’ve ever dreamt about. Man FUCK ucla & FUCK Covid19.
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4 years
Tu solecito ☀️
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@mejiaaa_
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3 years
My Dr. just told a patient they can't have horchata anymore.. & the patient straight up said "then just kill me now" 😭😂 homeboy committed to his horchata
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4 years
☁️9
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@mejiaaa_
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6 years
I will never understand how someone can be ashamed of their parents's occupations. How can you be ashamed of an occupation that puts the food on your table and a roof over your head? Humble yourself.
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4 years
lets normalize going out/ eating alone.. I’m tired of people looking at me all bent.. like if I don’t enjoy my own company??
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@mejiaaa_
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6 years
School makes me grow distant from so many people in my life. It's so draining.. I know they say "if you really care about something, you'll make the time".. but I have to take care of me first.
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@mejiaaa_
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2 years
🥳🎉🍾I GOT A NEW JOB GUYS! I'm so fucking happy! Ya girl is a remote tech baddie now 💅🏼🍾🎉🥳
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mejia
1 year
I love my job! I'm not exactly passionate about the work that I do.. but I love working from home, having unlimited PTO, mental health days, and work life balance. I am sooo freaking grateful to have found a job that doesn't take over my life.
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5 years
xoxo <3
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4 years
This is so fucking enraging. Fuck anyone that tries to dismiss women in STEM.
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Catherine Royans
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The fact that a man took time out of his day to create this graphic makes me really sad. Things need to change #WomenInSTEM #STEM
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4 years
“Hey, know it’s been a while but this earthquake reminded me of how shaky things ended between us. I just wanted to check up on you after the earthquake, make sure & your mom are okay. Hope she’s safe, tell her I miss her.”
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@mejiaaa_
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2 years
Do you have any idea how shitty it feels to want to sleep but you can't cause your anxiety is keeping u up??? Like??? I just want to sleep
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3 years
L👀king good, feeling good 🧡
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4 years
hmu if u wanna recreate this post quarantine.. tyvm
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4 years
Bad bunny & his girl: A FKN MOOD 🤩
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3 years
@QueenKaee24 Like I already got a degree in STEM & did my fair share of working. I think I proved I'm independent, now it's time to move onto the next chapter of my life where I'm a stay at home girlfriend who makes cute lunches & lives at homegoods to decorate the house??
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4 years
ur fave lil princess 😚👑
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5 years
dressed up as a cop so he could fuck 12
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4 years
🥰😚
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4 years
As many of you know, I’m a Biology major & I’m a huge advocate for the representation of women in STEM. Currently, in my comm class, we’re learning about the gender gap between males & females in the STEM field & I want to share some of the statistics I’ve learned. 👩‍🔬
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@mejiaaa_
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5 years
I know y’all are going to get annoyed seeing all of the “last first day of undergrad 🥺” posts... but literally, mind your business. A lot of us didn’t think we would ever make it this far.
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4 years
I was wondering if you wanted to.. idk maybe pick my next nail color?
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5 years
ur glowy queen 👑✨
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5 years
I would rather die than have a man hold shit over me like this
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Jason 🏁2024☘️🏆#18
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The gift that keeps on giving #TwitterMomentsOfDecade
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✨💫☀️🌙⭐️
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5 years
💖✨haiiiiii ✨💖
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4 years
OFFICIALLY DONE W/ UNDERGRAD NOW 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 YAYYYYY
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8 years
#Selfies4Mute wusss good??
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6 years
Do y’all see how ELECTRIC that blue liner is?
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@mejiaaa_
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4 years
NOOOOO not my momma begging me to not post political beliefs on Facebook 😩😂 because we have “fAmIlY mEmBeRs” who are cops... sis FUCK THEM. I said what I said.
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5 years
I- Sir, I’m just trynna sell my things...
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5 years
I know what you’re all thinking. Just to clarify, this is actually NOT Ikea, it’s my beautiful room heheh
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@mejiaaa_
mejia
4 years
Guys, my cousin started her floral arrangement business (in case anyone me quiere mandar un ramo de rosas 😇) she's @ ThePerfectPetalShop on IG ❤️check her out porfis!
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4 years
Un poco greñuda, but whats new?
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5 years
some vcute pics of the sun giving me besitos ☀️😚
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8 years
One day, I'll be as god as @daisymarquez_ 😭💖 but this is progress for now!
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mejia
3 years
"rESpEcT mY cHoiCE tO nOt gEt vAcCinAtEd pLeaSe ❤️" bitch FUCK you & your mom
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@mejiaaa_
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3 years
2020 & 2021 🎄♥️
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4 years
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4 years
It's October 1st bitches 🖤💀🎃
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@mejiaaa_
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5 years
Can’t believe some of y’all really watch the Ac- 🤢 the ace fami- 🤢 omg I can’t even say it 🤮🤮
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3 years
still cute <3 xoxo
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6 years
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed all the tabs off of your computer after a midterm??
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4 years
If all of these people tweeting their age makes you feel uncomfortable, check your fucking friends/ family. How is it that 2/5 women get sexually assaulted but nO OnE knows a perpetrator?
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5 years
My MOTHER everyone:
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4 years
Y’all for the life of me, I can’t take this zoom shit seriously. I haven’t checked my syllabus, haven’t checked if I have any assignments.. I’m getting through this quarter on cruise control HAHAHHA
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mejia
4 years
Decided to drop my hoes for lent, see y’all in 40 days.
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mejia
3 years
I asked a patient on the phone "Can I please have your date of birth?" Tell me why be said "idk why you need that information they usually just ask for my birthday.." SIR not today
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@mejiaaa_
mejia
4 years
Let me know if you want me to tell my mom “Happy Mother’s Day Suegra” on your behalf 😇😚
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6 years
If i look mad, it’s bcus I am 🖤
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8 years
get yo self a guy that screenshots yo selfies on sc
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5 years
When ur feeling a dude but then find out he uses the N word 🤢🤢🤢
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3 years
MY BF GOT ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS???? I- 🥺❣️imma suck the sou... nvm
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8 years
Crappy lighting, bomb makeup
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5 years
I love the 818 😻 can’t believe I get to live here!
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@mejiaaa_
mejia
5 years
I take pride in being independent.. but damn sometimes even the baddest of bitches need a hug at the end of a day :(
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mejia
6 years
You were born in the wrong generation? Well I was born into the wrong economic class, truly TRAGIC.
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@mejiaaa_
mejia
4 years
Um YEAH I’m going to post the vanity my mom & I made on ALL my socials!! I’m hella proud of it. I LOVE U MOMMA 🥰♥️
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