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วสŒวษนสŽส‡ษฅฤฑnฦƒ สŽonโ€™ษนว looสžฤฑnฦƒ ษŸoษน ฤฑs ษlษนวษdสŽ สฤฑส‡ษฅฤฑn สŽon๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž/๐ก๐ž๐ซ/๐š ๐Ÿ*๐œ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐›๐ฅ๐ž๐ฆ๐ŸŒน

Joined February 2011
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@AyEeTeRvElL @_Trinininity @Mizike__ WHY IS THIS APP SO FUCKING RELATABLE
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@Heyy_DoMonique I pray our generation of black woman are going to be like this when we get older. Ainโ€™t nobody nice like this anymore nor can they cook like the lady with the big arm. Just gone be mean and feeding their grandkids microwave meals ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@Too_Luxury That โ€œlemme see yo phoneโ€ will send chills down yo spine and it ainโ€™t even gotta be yo girl๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@_nayssa Itโ€™s ghetto when we do it, but let Rachel on Etsy turn your dussรจ into a soap dispenser and itโ€™s innovative ๐Ÿ˜’
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@KaylarWill @LaBeautyologist Heโ€™ll grow up to be the dude under post talking about how women who friend zone good guys end up single lol
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@forevrmine Right I was like who is that bad red head jawn outshining EVERYBODYYYY on Victorious lmfao
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@maddieknightt @franco_713 Damn does everybody work at jack in the box?!?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@BeaLOW__ @1daijak Straight black men are the white ppl of black ppl. Iโ€™m convinced.
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@YeahItsWilly One of my first times working at a call center, I said โ€œโ€sโ€ as in uhhhhh slaveโ€ while my call was being listened to by my trainer. That same day, I studied the phonetic alphabet and havenโ€™t tripped up since ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ
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@BigApe42 @PaigeBrianet I came here for this comment.
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Lesbians: *minding our business* Niggas:
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More Sosa Less Tony๐Ÿ•ณ
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@iLoveeeLucy Gay ass need to be getting fucked by a nigga
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@WinterTimeCoold @raymoneythedon @ladymerai_ Them to me โ€œnot the hot fries againnnnโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@unicorntearrsss @4wuttho โ€œFemaleโ€โ€ฆ she doesnโ€™t respect herself let alone anyone else.
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@678vialva @BrightLikeSunny It was the โ€œbe careful bitchโ€ for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@mookjpg Shit be feeling like episode of Spongebob when he tried to break into his house and steal that picture and he was making hella noise ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Nicotine_Dream @BiancaXaviera_ YOOO I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY SPAGHETTI
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@yourbros20 @quinta_pop Not necessarily Subway, but this exactly how I feel about Chipotle. I pick what I want, but it still just doesnโ€™t taste right lol
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@sh6wt This was the day my anxiety began.
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@SourrPaatch Iโ€™m never deleting this app
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@bryce2cavi @big_binoo @Realrarety_ No this actually is a pleasure point lol
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@keoraborealis @jetsride @Kdot_Appiah @chief_hash Iโ€™ve seen this video countless times and Iโ€™m just now realizing someone was on the floor.
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@_MacaroniTony Spring just hopping in the shower an hour after the party started ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@alwaysbaileigh @Derykcasillas Two questions. 1. Is the cat on the counter? 2. How th do you train it to sit ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@TraySPebbz_ ๐Ÿ”Œ
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@jiggyjayy2 I need women to start asking these men they procreate with if they were to drop dead today, who would care for the child. If he agrees that he would, she then needs to be shown how he plans to do so and it needs to be displayed throughout their relationship.
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Me tryna put the whole titty in my mouf
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@NG3_15 @aintthatjackie That orca lookinโ€™ so fed up lol
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@prntgdcolonized @TheCassMtz I saw a post once that said married women had 11% more chores than single women with kids. Let that sink in.
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@ZUZOLANSKI @Stealthy_Royale @voguingbey Itโ€™s the lady in the back tryna act like she wants answers too as if she wasnโ€™t addressing her as well skskfkjflg
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