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Pionel Pessi you have broken me

Dystopia
Joined September 2012
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@megadelusion
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MTJ on his way to Bani Gala
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Bro lost to his Phoppo 😭😭😭
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Syed Ali Abbas Zaidi
7 months
Wife of Ch Pervez Elahi has almost won Gujrat against Shujaat Hussain's son with a margin of 25000 votes:
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Peak Strings
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Except winning a Vote of No Confidence
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Imran Khan owns twitter, Imran Khan owns streets, there's absolutely NOTHING this man can't do
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This fetishization of underdeveloped suburbs is nauseous
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@lioscaloni No soy Argentino, pero le doy gracias a Dios y a la Vida por permitirme ver jugar a Messi, apoyo esta selección desde hace mucho, lloré con ustedes en la final del mundial, me deprimi en la finales de las copas América anteriores, y hoy lo celebró con todo el amor esta victoria
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Me and my wife fighting after I tell her we can't sleep in same room for Project Babar
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O bhai Maro mujhe kis kis bande ko platform mila hua hai 😭😂😂😂
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No Cheating Post your Last saved photo with no context!
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@SarfarazA_54 Thanks me letter
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This one's a special for me. This was my Uncle's (Father's Cousin) favourite who lost his life in an accident
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2 years
I say Punjabi bangers you say:
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Streets would never forget
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I say Punjabi bangers you say:
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If Imran khan were out it would have been Pakistan retaliating against Israel before any other country.
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They both ate
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When police finds coke
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Aftab Iqbal I dare you to meet me in streets of Okara
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Jacques Kallis
1 year
Introducing our beautiful baby girl, Chloé Grace Kallis, born this morning at 08:37. Our tiny little princess weighing in at 2.88kg already got Daddy wrapped around her little finger. Mom & baby doing well and Joshy is loving his little sister. Our hearts are exploding!
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Banger whose lyrics I am yet to understand
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I say Punjabi bangers you say:
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Shayk, Jasir, Roti and 10 others giving farewell to Miftah
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Miftah Ismail
2 years
In a meeting with Mian Nawaz Sharif and PM Shehbaz Sharif today, I have verbally resigned as Finance Minister. I will tender a formal resignation upon reaching Pakistan. It’s been an honour to serve twice as Finance Minister. Pakistan Paindabad
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@needonegoalfc Wasn't rigged at that point
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Me and boys dancing on Harvey Dent's funeral
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Qoum-e-Youth
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One last dance? Bro he is 23 🤣
ONE LAST DANCE
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2 years
Hassan Ali should play for Faisalabad Fothermuckers
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1 year
This is what I would do
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I have a question for men that I'm really curious about. How do you guys feel about your wife/future wife earning more than you? Just trying to see something
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@MirrorFootball Man has 4 CL and what has Ruben ever won ?
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@RoyalFamily The total Carbon Pakistan produce is less than 1% and this crisis is because of developed countries. So rather than sending solidarity messages , send aid and cut your carbon footprint
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@FCBarcelona As an honest Fc Barcelona fan I wany Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to coach us. I believe he can bring required stability to the team
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2 years
A top order of Imam, Fakhar and Babar is a blessing for those fans who grew up watching 10/3 as normal score
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Greatest of all time for me
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@Paul_17276 Seek help
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2 years
Arrivedddddd, who’s lifting the asia cup tomorrow 🥶
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2 years
But doesn't outweighs support for Talibans
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My hate for PDM and the establishment far outweighs my support for PTI.
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Imagine boycotting Cocomo for Niazi 🤡. Keep Cocomo out of this filth please
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Man's whole bread and butter relies on spreading tooth decay diabetes and obesity ofcourse he's against the cancer hospital
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A Netflix thriller were Bilawal is his son
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Ehtesham Hassan
2 years
Imran khan's biographer Christopher Stanford mentions of a short-lived affair between Benazir bhutto and Imran khan when they were studying at Oxford university.
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2 years
Lieputa, Piqass kicked my guy out thinking that nothing would happen and now putting media pressure for his return
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3 months
He made Babar captain deserves another 5 year jail
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@TheEuropeanLad Give me Cristiano Ronaldo and 10 pieces of wood, I'll start a carpenter business with those 11 woods.
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@Shafqat_Mahmood am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told that a man named Pessi had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Pessi
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2 years
When you finally got dripping like your idolo
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@ZakaWaqar @ImranKhanPTI I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Juventus, I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pristiano penaldo. He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thank you Penaldo.
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@markgoldbridge I was at my Lifegaurd job and guess who showed up? None other than Raheem Sterling! He went to the shallow end and I yelled, "Raheem, No Diving!" But he dived anyway!! Shame on Raheem Diveling. Shame on you.
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@PicturesFoIder Are'ntgentina can't flex this
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Todibo and Araujo look almost same
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2 years
Center-backs signed by Barça since 2009/10
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InsafX >>> SpaceX
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Patwari Field Day on Twitter dot com
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Mf really declaring victory after losing Rigged elections with establishment's support
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Hassan Ali after getting betrayed by Bobby
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I was hoping that country will look like this in 2020s
So sad I can’t post the whole ad but this Shan masala ad will forever be my most fav ad. And it’s songgg was just the best thing to exist.
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@krisshhhhnaa @ICC The other one was against Bangladesh
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@ZakaWaqar @Shafqat_Mahmood Give me Waqar Zaka and 10 pieces of wood, I'll start a carpenter business with those 11 woods.
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Still remember how the educated youth of this country made hero out of Ali Muhammad a few months ago
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8 GB is too much. This can hurt Pakistan
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Shehzad Ahmad
2 years
Wait a minute! 8 Gb Data Leaked of Sitting Prime Minster! just heard the audio and looks like it is recorded from a very near! What is going on there? who is he/she? or Pegasus? Alarming🚨 #CyberSecurity #cybercrime #Hacking #infosec
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My great grandfather opposing creation of state of Paxtan , circa 1940
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hope popalzai pulls a 90+7 minute winner tonight
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Atta Tarrar
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@TheSaItIsHere @AFCMax9 Yeah thats cool and all, but this does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, 1 Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
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@MdShami11
𝕸𝖔𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎
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Unfortunately yesterday was not our day. I would like to thank all Indians for supporting our team and me throughout the tournament. Thankful to PM @narendramodi for specially coming to the dressing room and raising our spirits. We will bounce back!
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Fellas here think he is our Che Guevara against establishment
I'm not lying 😭😭😭
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People sleep when he does good for his club
@AlbicelesteTalk
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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3 saves, clean sheet and win. 3 clean sheets in the last 4 games from #TheBest 💥🇦🇷
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@CommieWh0re They finally using their mob lynching talent for something
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@hoflolz
Syed Muzamil Hasan Zaidi
1 year
I tend not to respond to useless social media commentary about me, but I’m bored & have a lot of free time on my hand, so I’ll bite. There are 4 narratives commonly used to hate on me and bully me every time I try to speak about the rising fascism of our current government. 1/n
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@Thakthakmisbah1 Man has admitted that he asked Board Chairman to make Babar captain
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@YRUnotlistening @antonioguterres @UN Pakistan witnessed an increase of 700% rains compared to previous years plus an increase in fast melting of glaciers. Btw Pakistan only produces 1% of carbon footprint. This shows that how developed countries are making life hell for underdeveloped nations
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Please share one photo that makes you truly happy, where nothing else mattered in that moment
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Remember the kids who used to act drunk after drinking Peach Malt. They are in police now
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🔴 Exclusive: Police is saying that they have found alleged wine bottles today at #ZamanPark
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Got freed from Shackles of Nustu
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@MosesOnduso5 @MirrorFootball 1 PL while Varane has a WCUP and multiple La ligas
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Convocation Ready
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"آپ سب مجھے بھلے دقیانوس اور پرانے زمانے کا کہیں لیکن حقیقت میں میں اپنی اس ملکہ کی خدمت کرنے، اس کے لیے کھانا پکانے، گھر کی صفائی کرنے، اس کی کپڑے دھونے، بیمار ہونے پر اس کی دیکھ بھال کرنے اور جب وہ کام سے گھر واپس آئے تو اس کی خدمت کرنے کے لیے پیدا ہوا ہوں.
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Eid Media
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Ramadan #reminder
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These 5th gen guys used to do threads that Genocide is a propaganda 😭
@justujuuu
Justuju - جستجو
1 year
Bangladesh war: The article that changed history On June 13, 1971, an article in the UK's Sunday Times exposed the brutality of Pakistan's suppression of the Bangladeshi uprising. It forced the reporter's family into hiding & changed history Thread 🧵
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@Wabbasi007
Waseem Abbasi
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علی امین گنڈا پور کو بوتل کا انتخابی نشان الاٹ کر دیا گیا۔ یہ انتخابی نشان کس بنیاد پر الاٹ کیے جا رہے ہیں؟
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Guys don't ruin your personal relationships over filthy politicians. In myn sy koi bhi ap ka saga nhi unky pchy apny relations khrab na kro myn kr chuka hon pr ap log na kro
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Only if People in Pakiland read mors books this would never have 1000+ RTs. Imagine sucking on Brits who literally caused famines and did things like Jalianwala bagh
@AzamJamil53
Azam Jamil اعظم
1 year
Jinnah ki jang aasan thi. Gora baghairat nahi tha. Anwar Maqsood
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Now Hafeez will start hating Harris
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Dale Steyn
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@ESPNcricinfo Ooof that was beautiful
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@Ola_Salem Thats it, that seals the deal, Im no longer a U.S. citizen. I’ve been a legal citizen since 1776 and been through some hard times. Enough is enough. Cuba is a better country. Im taking my citizenship to Cuba where they know how to run a real country
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This should be our lineup against 🇮🇳 1) Engineer Mirza 2) Tariq Masood 3) Cancer Raja 4) Jahil Adeem 5) Chahat Fateh 6) Waqar Zaka 7) Muzzamil Podcastia 8) Muzzamil Shah 360 ° 9) Nadir Ali 10) Ganji Swag 11) Imran Riaz Coach Shuff Shuff Sarkar Sponsor Lumber 1
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@Addymcf @FCBarcelona Give me Cristiano Ronaldo and 10 pieces of wood, I'll start a carpenter business with those 11 woods.
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Declined
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@ssc_zhith
𝗟𝘂'.
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Let me see your face cards.
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@Breathemessi101 Football ain't for you
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@LuisFigo This greed is like leaving your club for it's biggest rival after saying that you won't go just to get good money. Where have I seen that before 🤔
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@RafaelH117 Not surprised that it's coming from Kevin Pietersen because he disrespected his teammates and was thrown out of the team
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A friend did research for his start-up and these were the numbers they got for different income groups of our country
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Taking photos with her is the most difficult task of all time
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People getting more aware of their rights
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𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔃𝓲𝔂𝓪
2 years
This is alarming what you think what is the reason?
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خواب ادھورے سہی، خواب سہارے تو ہیں
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2 years
Bookmarked, gonna retweet this when he will become PM for 4th time or President
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Hammad Azhar trying to scare police
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Remembering the time when I went to Faletti's but they didn't made me CM of Punjab
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Twitter has become unbearable since cult decided to become anti establishment. Their hypocrisy is peaking and think that not supporting Mahatma Niazi makes everyone fascist
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