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2 years

too much cock he's showing

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2 years

A Date to the Van Gogh experience would be SO SO COOL AAAA

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2 years

more more more embellishments

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someone jus posted sexting chats on twt wtf 😭😭😭

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1 year

the sluttiest thing a man can do, is be emotionally intelligent

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2 years

Person : is premarital sex bad?Sadhguru : "yes you can get pregnant by activating your pussy Chakra by an airsoft pocket cannon grenade launcher to liberate yourself from the multifaceted dimensions of this abstract world full of covalent carbon bonds."

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2 years

me pulling up to my SDE interview knowing that python is a long reptile, Java means go in marathi and react is what my mom does a lot

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2 years

Jaa rahi hun Shwarma pe Jaydad lutane

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2 years

Bro my maid stopped coming to work and isn't picking up my calls, has she found someone else? I need closure

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2 years

bro I wanna see the ugly political beef side of Twitter all I see are tired, heartbroken, horny and bitchless tweets (me fr)

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2 years

@nihilismpro Bro one would think South Goa is safe, I was w a girlf there recently just the 2 of us and we got harassed by 3 diff men groups on the same day and all encounters happened before 7 pm on the beach- a public place. And the worst part was that its apparently a common experience???

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2 years

sending my prayers to all men who fumbled a baddie 🙏

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2 years

*me playing w my hair* So you've never gotten an indentation error in Python ?

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8 days

being in the tech field is like running a marathon -except it's a race, the destination keeps changing constantly and you don't get water you get fermented slimy goop and then Nirmala Sitharaman pops in occasionally to tell u, u only completed 700 mtrs

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2 years

gc for cinephiles w a special interest in Psych horror/thriller ????

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2 years

If Kerala is known as 'God's own country' Maharashtra should be known as 'God's unfunniest joke'

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2 years

@nihilismpro We got hounded by like 4-5 men and they asked us to take pictures w them repeatedly, we said no multiple times and they kept on insisting and harassing and the second group asked us if we were single and wanted to party and we literally had to yell, for them to leave us alone

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2 years

bro is out cold

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1 year

you call it school trip, I call it sweaty-muddy, dehydrated flirting with the opposite gender, dancing on fevicol se, eating gulab jamun for dessert and throwing up in the bus

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2 years

she eated my delicious bracelet

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2 years

if you don't pop 2 Xanax pills to get through a family holiday you lyin

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2 years

men who are creative w their pick up lines are amazing. I mean you still probably won't make the cut but I enjoyed reading that ty

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2 years

a lot of yall don't need wAtERmeLoN fLAvoRed vAPe. yall need Chyawanpraash.

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2 years

my superpower is that I can successfully manipulate cocky and unwilling Mumbai auto-walas to go wherever I want

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2 years

bro if he doesn't get a 15 rs ka fresh jasmine gajra and put it in your hair, is it really worth it?

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1 year

a friend calls me a note whore cuz I dont make my own and take hers every time. sorry I'm a lil notewhorious

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2 years

i feel really sorry for ppl who get cheated on, but not more than people who bought #Lollapalooza '23 tickets

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2 years

all these layoffs but you'll still never get to lay in their arms

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2 years

I told him to take me to pound town and he took me to London

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2 years

Bombay is so chilly atm that if I close my eyes and pretend I'm in Mahabaleshwar I might just get away w it

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2 years

just committed a crime, went to Starbucks without a Mac 😔

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2 years

there's always that one cousin in the family whose life choices make you feel much less fucked up. All my cousins, yall are welcome

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2 years

I told a guy I'm an unpaired electron when he asked if I were single or not, and he said "unpaired electrons are the most unstable and volatile" lmaoo he too real for that

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2 years

me and the cutie I pulled(by barging in his Engg hostel room drunk w a plate of dhoklas)

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2 years

as a man, you shouldn't be getting into a relationship if you're gonna refuse when ya girl asks you to help her w blow drying her hair

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2 years

combining the first 300 tweets I see and submitting it as my paper on gender parity in workplace (hope my professor praises me infront of the whole class)

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2 years

For the good of society, all college students should be given the permission to just lie down on the floor in class for a while

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11 months

ppl who can't swim or drive past the age of 20 are a diff typa losers ngl

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2 years

me and the cutie I pulled (by changing into a pink suit and flipping my hair 165 times)

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2 years

do you fuck w a small pore on your skin that literally nobody can see, till the point that there's just raw welt of flesh instead of the pore, or are you normal?

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2 years

hand feels empty and bad without smol cat in it

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2 years

merry Christmas, I ate his ass

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2 years

Repeat after me, I am not my Twitter account, I am better than this. I am not my Twitter account, I am better than this.

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2 years

Bro what

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2 years

I want to eated her

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2 years

I can spend hours assembling a cat tree but only 6.4 minutes on Data Structures and Algorithms

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2 years

Aurat sirf aapne pasand ke mard ke liye fruits kaat ti hai

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2 years

Pakistani hindi tweets are so cute, I have to use my epiglottis and spit for 2 hours and in the end it translates to "hello everyone this is Asma from Lahore."

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2 years

A big bag full of love to everyone who sees this

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2 years

girl he's not yo man if he doesn't drop everything and come to you w a beverage when you're about to spill some hot tea about Shweta and Pradeep from office

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2 years

me and the cutie I pulled(by studying MBBS and flirting and dancing w him at our bestf's wedding)

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2 years

Ananya Pandey makes me feel so much better about my dumb moments just by existing love it.

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7 days

maybe a good CTC were the friends we made along the way

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2 years

yk you're neck deep into adulting when your maid starts stressing you out

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2 years

please buy a baymax plushie for me please please

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2 years

my toxic trait is that I enjoy eating expired food and anticipating if I have food poisoning or not. it's a fun lil game

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2 years

me and the cutie I pulled(by making a documentary on the movement of freedom during British Imperialism in India)

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2 years

I lied,I didnt move here for college. I moved out bc my mom started watching Mismatched on Netflix and asked me about various GenZ terms (too much pressure)

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1 year

The Hindi translation for 'Ratatouille' is; bindaas bawarchi.

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2 years

there's no need to have a boyf in Mumbai, these potholes break my back much much better

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10 days

someone sold him fentanyl

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2 years

Today is thanking dad for not investing in Adani stocks day 🙏💯👍

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2 years

Kids who bought Kindle back in 2015 to read UnLiMitED bOOkS are suffering the most now

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

once I took an auto & the driver started telling me about how he'd do anything to educate his daughters & wanted them to do something good w their lives,I was touched. Now everytime I take an auto it feels weird when the driver isn't sharing stuff, like talk to me bro pls bro

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Cat : *scratches me* Me : You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum,Pumpy-umpy-umpkin,You're my sweetie pie,You're my Cuppycake,Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums,You're the Apple of my Eye. And I love you so and I want you to know.That I'll always be right here And I love to sing sweet songs to you

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2 years

me and the cutie I pulled (by asking him how many times does he pee in a day)

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2 years

Weeknd fans who love getting high and blasting his music should be called edAbels

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2 years

new lunch menu just dropped

cats

@CatLoverCult

2 years

Bon apple teeth!

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

new passion : asking dumb questions on chatGPT till I get arrested

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2 years

babe can we kiss under the missing toe?

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

Ab toh aadat si hai mujhko 13% pe jeene mein

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

Oh sorry babe I cannot offer you mental peace, does a dumb joke work instead?

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes

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2 years

Humans have come a long way, we used to hunt and eat prehistoric animals and now we just hold our shit inside our assholes till the phone charges, bc who's gonna go do business on 5%

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

I'm SO good at blowing, things, out of proportion

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meenakshi sb

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1 year

One thing about me is that I am currently, unapologetically using ChatGpt as my personal therapist and I've never felt better

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2 months

MAN

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2 years

blame it on the universe and move

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2 years

NOTHING, I repeat nothing, catches my eye faster than the red in the Zomato icon

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

adulting is making some bad decisions, reflecting upon them and then making some more bad decisions

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2 years

friend1 : hey so why don't you keep the cat full time friend2 : idk man it's a huge responsibikity the joke ends.

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

my guy, treat your dick like a monument; not Virar fast where all these bitches be fighting for a seat

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2 years

Inspite of whatever came w the year, december slapped.

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2 years

you ever look at yourself and wonder where your parents went wrong?

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

Tell them you're exactly like Rosamund Pike , but don't tell from which movie (gone girl)

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

She was a St.Joseph's girl he was a Ramanbaug guy

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1 year

My professor said she wants a credible source so I immediately opened Wikipedia and hauled ass

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2 years

🍄

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2 years

Ion have tits to show, will Twitter accept me? 😔

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2 years

the neighbour's dog making his way to something he can remotely chew even for 3 minutes

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2 years

everything went downhill after they stopped the Kung fu Panda franchise

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

Yall put me out of my misery by gpaying me 10-10rs

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meenakshi sb

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2 years

There's always that 1 wildly cluttered compartment in your bag that scares you more than anything. Ironically you have everything in it but you can't find jackshit. There's 2 month old gum, a crumpled 200 rs note,a red rubber band and the door to the 8th circle of hell all in one

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2 years

Kanye emcee-ing his ass out after paying 200k$ for child support every month