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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

Reason why I do so much clownry on Twitter

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

Just realized Kolly has lowest SR among top 15 runscorer in this WC. There's reason why people are calling him selfish

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Itna hi private hai to bsdwalo whatsApp group banake call karlo na

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@me_for_real42

11 months

Funny how all those people who used to troll Babar and Rahul for their low SR knowing very well that they were the anchors are defending Kohli by giving same logic

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

8 lpa after 5 years of experience is bad but maturity is when you realize contentment is best policy. Even if you are earning 50 lpa but you have this kind of mindset then you can never be happy in life, there will always be people who will be earning better than you

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@me_for_real42

11 months

@padhleurvashi Things you have to bear for saying facts

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

Why people are making fun of Babar? If this langoor on left can get Anushka then why not this handsome guy on right can get Hania?

Memes by Musa

@MemesbyMusa_

11 months

Babar x Hania 2027 World Cup #BabarAzam 𓃵 #CWC23

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

3 months

Can anyone help me? It seems like my metamask wallet was hacked or something? My wallet is COMPLETELY drained 😭😭

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

To social media pe likes statpad karne ki jaghe apni family ke saath time spend kar na bhadwe

Haroon

@ThisHaroon

10 months

My father passed away last night, kindly say a prayer for his maghfirat, may Allah grant him highest place in jannah, Ameen!

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

This tweet tells me that Allah is like a khadoos corporate boss , if you don't praise him or praise someone else, he won't give you promotion(ticket to jannat)

Selenophile 🇵🇸🌙🥀| 🎀 Era

@Koi_Msla

7 months

Here’s your so called Celeb Hania Amir openly committing shirk!

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

5 months

It's high time that we should include SR criteria for Orange cap otherwise players like Kohli will win it in every tournament

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Main guy behind all this mockery of India 🦁

ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩

@kunley_drukpa

9 months

Kenyans making fun of Indian Street Food

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Looking at your study table, it looks like you got generational wealth

Javeriyah

@Javeriyahs

9 months

Studying hard cause i ain't got generational wealth

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@me_for_real42

4 months

Shahrukh Khan is a creep. This shit isn't flirting or romantic

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@BhoolNaJaana

4 months

Mai kuch bol dunga to vivad ho jaayega 🤭

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

2 months

Tukka nhi tha mtlb, pure doping hi thi

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

14 days

After watching india's got latent i genuinely find arpit bala unfunny and wonders what's his hype all about ; only keshav jha part was saving grace in that terrible episode. Bhadwa is so irritating and such a attention seeker

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

@Pratham_fcb Jokes apart Babar is actually much more cute as a child 😂

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Happy new year. I hope you all get good placement, good job and a stress free life. Hope to meet you all soon 🤲

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

2 months

Direct slap to Modi govt

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@me_for_real42

6 months

@camstoastie Wow yaar woman ko kitchen jaane ko bol diya 🤣😁😄😜😝

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Shahrukh khan is mid, can never understand why girls die for him

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@TheseHairFalls

9 months

What a face card 😍

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

8 months

I can see in text why his relationship became Boring. Girl is giving a lot of efforts and attention to boy . Ideally this should be a good thing but genz is so retarded that they need drama and toxicity in relationship to keep it interesting , they don't value efforts these days.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

What's the need of any of them? Teach your children moral values instead of teaching a hype song about a God.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

Gambhir is just irl version of @yashh1706 who just say anything comes in his mind just to look edgy and get attention

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@theprayagtiwari

10 months

Gautam gambhir is so unpredictable 😭😭

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

8 months

To all my 65 followers ❤

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Whole Africa , Europe and USA making fun of India's hygiene, Koreans kicking Indians out of restaurant and clubs. But but India is global superpower Bhai, Vishwaguru bhai and every foreign girl wants to marry Indian guys bro...

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

If he really wanted to do medication , he wouldn't have allowed all these camera, he is just a clown

ANI

@ANI

4 months

#WATCH | Tamil Nadu | PM Narendra Modi meditates at the Vivekananda Rock Memorial in Kanniyakumari, where Swami Vivekananda did meditation. He will meditate here till 1st June.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Mere parents ne aajtak love you nhi bola, na kabhi hug kiya. They never complemented me for my academic accomplishments .We are both very shy to do it .

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

8 months

Same trend in every company. They are trying to hire extremely talented people at 10-15 lpa exploiting the job situation in market. Infosis asked all 1800-2300 level codeforces question in OA for 13 lpa which companies even like Google Uber and codenation don't ask.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

@reverse_sweep63 He is fairer than 95℅ of Indians

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@me_for_real42

11 months

Let's confuse her

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

Left wife for Nation?? That's not an achievement. That's sign of a weak and pussy male who ran away from responsibility

Ctrl C Ctrl Memes

@Ctrlmemes_

7 months

People who believe in Dhruv Rathee videos against India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi should understand this as well. #DhruvRathee

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

3 months

Complete waste of public exchequer on already rich cricketers. With the same amount, Govt could have given Rs 1 lakh scholarship to 1,100 atheletes in honour of India winning the world cup.

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@CricCrazyJohns

3 months

Maharashtra Chief minister Eknath Shinde announced 11 crores for Rohit, Surya, Dube & Jaiswal for winning the T20I World Cup 🏆

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Don't let KL's average divert from the fact that he performed in literally every overseas test series he played in the most difficult era of test batting.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

Sharam karlo cameraman, yeh dhanshree wali bakchodi Insta tak hi sahi thi

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

6 months

Congrats @B3TTERCALLJUDE bhai for new relationship ❤❤

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

@MHafeez22 Where is Burqa? Where is Sharam? Where is her insta?

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

6 months

Garnier facewash 🤣😂 It's better not to use facewash than using this shit

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@radhika_bajaj

6 months

My guy friend showed me his skin care routine

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

Wtf happened. Exam ke beech me invigilator se score poocha tha usne bataya 50/3 ,Mai khush ho gaya , socha ki exam khatam hote hi 7,8 down honge but ...

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

19 ko endsem rakh ke College ne phir se aukaat dikha di 💔💔

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

@RogueRook81 "Nice hidden Talent , Keep it Hidden" "Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jaayega" 😫😫

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

Unreal insecurity in reply section. Most of them are the average looking ones who wants a hot girl but when some other average looking guy getting it, they are crying .

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

5 months

Naam matt le uska apne gande muh se buddhe

Narendra Modi

@narendramodi

5 months

India is exceptionally proud of @DGukesh on becoming the youngest-ever player to win the #FIDECandidates ! Gukesh's remarkable achievement at the Candidates in Toronto showcases his extraordinary talent and dedication. His outstanding performance and journey to the top

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

@icc_warrior BJP ne sabb seat pe fight hi nhi kiya, usko jyda loss nhi hua, allies ko hua hai

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

All this wasn't possible if Rohit wouldn't have given us that sexy start and put NZ under pressure

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

6 months

That typical duo of beautiful girl with ugly Bestfriend in every college

Mufaddal Vohra

@mufaddal_vohra

6 months

Ananya Pandey and Suhana Khan in the stands.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

Bkl logo ko job chahiye, mandir se pet nhi bharta

Sharanya Shettyy

@Sharanyashettyy

4 months

Even a Mandir after hundreds of years can't get Hindus united then nothing can.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

OMG! Matthew Perry is no more 💔💔 Abb mere college ki fees kon bharega 😭💔💔

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

He never miss a photo opp.

Apurva Singh

@iSinghApurva

11 months

Heart Touching!🙏🏻🇮🇳

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

Good morning from Kasol 🥰🥰

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

This isn't respect. This is slave mindset

Megh Updates 🚨™

@MeghUpdates

4 months

This is the respect earned by PM Narendra Modi

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

My mother doesn't know how to text so she just send me vns

JabulaniSocials

@JayRSocials

1 year

quote this with a conversation with your parent

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

6 months

@CAMsexual10 SKY shitty in ODIs. KL has consistency like Kohli and ability to play big shots like Rohit

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

Date idea: we'll watch election results together and kiss every time bjp looses a seat

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

How is he allowed to send messages to private numbers? Isn't this illegal? As far I know everyone is receiving these messages. Unreal desperation before model code of conduct

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

5'6 inch weak genes UP-Bihar ni**as when they see a woman taller than them -

Jeetas posting L”s ( masti era )

@yeazlas

4 months

Women above the height of 5”4 should legally be recorded as a man. They are NOT normal and are hinjdas in hiding.

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

@CAMsexual10 Ha vo to hai hi. I I didn't expected SR bhi kam hoga itna

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

Life peaked here

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@me_for_real42

10 months

Goodbyes are tough,Everyone was emotional , my roomie cried and bestie cried who were self claimed sigma

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

3 months

So far good impression of Gayderabaad

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

3 months

"You hate the rain, how can anyone hate the rain " Bkl rain me mere gaon me yeh ho jaata hai rain me

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

3 months

@dead_icationn Is IQ banned among Jains?

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

6 months

1. UPI wasn't a promise, neither BJP made UPI 2. CAA not implemented yet + it doesn't effect lives of Indian citizens 3.Ram temple: Made by Supreme court orders, no role of BJP 4.BJP made multiple state govts unstable to unconstitutionally capture power.

Rishi Bagree

@rishibagree

6 months

BJP Manifesto Checklist ✅- UPI ✅- CAA ✅- Ram Temple ✅- Stable Govt ✅- 16 Crore 🚰 ✅- Low inflation ✅- Stable currency ✅- Zero corruption ✅- Digital Economy ✅- Isolation of Pakistan ✅- Fastest growing Economy ✅- Removal of Article 370 ✅- Aggressive Foreign Policy

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@me_for_real42

7 months

Yeh bkl 30 saal se yeh hi lodugiri kar raha

ANI Digital

@ani_digital

7 months

Shah Rukh Khan teaches Ed Sheeran his signature pose, check video Read @ANI Story | #ShahRukhKhan #EdSheeran #Music #Bollywood

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Bhai Lana Del Rey konsa cosmetic bech rahi hai sabko jisse sabka glow up ho raha

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

We moveeeee. Iss Chhapri ka career khatam hone wala hai abb 😋

ANI

@ANI

7 months

Case registered against YouTuber and Bigg Boss winner Elvish Yadav for assault and threatening to kill, at Gurugram Sector 53 PS. A video has gone viral on social media in which he was allegedly seen beating up a person. (File pic)

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@me_for_real42

1 year

@DarkKnightRised @TheCinesthetic Best *woman ever

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@me_for_real42

8 months

Mid photos but good day 😋

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@me_for_real42

11 months

Shri Krishna in her header and a Bhagwad Geeta quote in bio.

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@me_for_real42

3 months

No context me with Rohit Sharma

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

@dead_icationn Mostly panipuri sellers are Bihari and we don't own them

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

9 months

Hence proved Modi > Ram. Atleast he's real and not a character of mythology

ThePrintIndia

@ThePrintIndia

9 months

Ongoing preparations at Maharishi Valmiki International Airport road, Ayodhya, ahead of Ram temple inauguration on 22 January Photos: Praveen Jain @PraveenJain2622 #ThePrintPictures

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

10 months

Bro thinks he's Ronaldo or something?

hardik pandya

@hardikpandya7

10 months

This brings back so many wonderful memories. Mumbai. Wankhede. Paltan. Feels good to be back. 💙 #OneFamily @mipaltan

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Team Saath Official🤝

@TeamSaath

7 months

The handlers of the account @thesquind are scared. They have deactivated the handle for now.

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Head bhai chutiya hai tu? 65 ball hundred kyun nhi maara? Aise thodi orange milegi

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

11 months

Abb bhi out hota hai tab bhi it would be a really good inning from Rohit

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@me_for_real42

4 months

Clothes and thinking of people changes every decade ,don't know why it's so hard for people to understand,50 years ago people people were saying same thing about women not wearing Ghunghat and 20 years same things were said about women wearing jeans/ tight clothes

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Imagine your mom having 'bodycount' and Snapchat before marriage and bikini pictures on Instagram. It's completely over for gen alpha. I would r 0 p e

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@me_for_real42

6 months

@B3TTERCALLJUDE got an advertisement now 😯

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

4 months

There were times where you ONLY saw the Indian flag everywhere on the streets after India’s win

Mufaddal Vohra

@mufaddal_vohra

4 months

The craziest celebrations for India's win in Indore at 2am. 🤯 - The crowd, the vibe is unmatchable. 🇮🇳

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

5 months

No way hikaru mixed up the prep in the most important game of his life 🤣

chess24

@chess24com

5 months

"If he had one of the moves prepared, he would've played it faster... it's clearly a minor mix-up that can have major consequences." Hikaru may have mixed up his opening lines! #FIDECandidates

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Ankit

@me_for_real42

7 months

Incredible India 😍 Atithi devo bhava 😍 Superpower 😤 Proud to be Indian 🇮🇳

pagliacci the hated 🌝

@Slatzism

7 months

a travelvlog couple trying to visit every country in the world decided to go to India as their latest destination. 11 hours ago they announced they were at the hospital because he had been beaten up and she had been gang raped by 7 men.

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@me_for_real42

11 months

Us Shami bhai us

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Imagine playing more than half of the team balls during chase and team looses. He people call him a selfless aggressive player and call Kohli a Statpadder who never lost in such a way

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@me_for_real42

6 months

I have to say this with great demise that i think I am in love but the sad part is that i have only 20 days remaining of college

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Kohli bsdk kya kar raha hai . Sharam karle

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@me_for_real42

3 months

@camstoastie @myogiadityanath @yadavakhilesh 2025 ka wait kar 😹 Tere ghar tak dabdaba dikhega

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@me_for_real42

5 months

People out their literally saying “pls go , we don’t need you” mfs do you even realise what encryption means ???? WhatsApp is fighting for your right to privacy and you bluds are threading WhatsApp only wtf

The Times Of India

@timesofindia

5 months

#WhatsApp has told Delhi High Court that the messaging platform will effectively shut down in India if it is forced to break message encryption. The company said that end-to-end encryption protects user privacy by ensuring only the sender and recipient can access message

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Mayank Yadav is Umran Malik with brain

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@me_for_real42

10 months

If Pritam isn't top of your list in Spotify Wrapped, then you aren't Indian

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@me_for_real42

11 months

Now only Cummins pushing Modi can fix me now

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@me_for_real42

4 months

Friendship ended with Shree Ram, Now Shree Jagannath is my new best friend.

ANI

@ANI

4 months

#WATCH | PM Modi begins his address to BJP workers with chants of "Jai Jagannath" BJP has swept Odisha Assembly elections.

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@me_for_real42

11 months

Me if I had Kohli level of luck in placements-

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@me_for_real42

4 months

This shows people are tired of Modi. Agar India alliance aur United hoti aur ek clear face hota to easily majority mil jaati India ko

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@me_for_real42

6 months

@Pratham_fcb Ameer aur ameer hota jaa rha aur gareeb aur gareeb 😍 Incredible India for a reason

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@me_for_real42

4 months

She knows how to attract memers. Cool af

Giorgia Meloni

@GiorgiaMeloni

4 months

Hi friends, from #Melodi

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@me_for_real42

6 months

Lavde ka racism. He is rattled because white couples are making out in the dorm, while he isn't getting any s3x 🤣🤣

Ghar Ke Kalesh

@gharkekalesh

7 months

Racism against Indian tourist, Kalesh with Hostel owner in Vietnam

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@me_for_real42

11 months

@bunnyyr12 Biggest achievement of life for a smol account like me

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@me_for_real42

2 months

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6 months

In 17 overs only this guy played more than half of the team's balls and made only 90 runs. Double of it which is 180 which isn't a par score on this pitch

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