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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

6 months

I'm not crying... You are 😭

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6 months

@TheFigen_ His happiness getting the wheelchair ❤️❤️😍

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

I live in Tullamore,.. The sadness, shock and fear is palpable.... God love Ashling and her family, the whole community and Ireland is thinking of them... I hope the gardai get the murdering scumbag soon and throw away the key

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

I asked my partner to marry me....... She said yeah..... I was like what?.... Seemingly I'm sound.... So I'll take that

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 months

Be themselves.... No time for fake shite

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

5 months

I've been asleep on and off for 18 hours... I'm 49 and my heart is fucked... Some days it's hard to be positive... But feck it... Rant over... Just saying, not looking for sympathy. It's good to talk

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

My daughter Aoife would have been 20 today....she would have been a better character than her auld lad... Love you kid and see you on the other side

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Tomorrow I shall be teaching Enoch Burke about the birds and the bees so that when his mammy hands him back his balls he might have a chance to cop the fuck on to himself.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Say a wee prayer for a lovely friend diagnosed with stage 3 cancer today.... Beautiful lady with a fantastic laugh... Wee darling of our lot

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Quiet weekend but I had to block 2 bitter pricks... I tweet shite, I talk shite, its not serious... I'm not a chauvinist prick... I love my partner more than my life...we have a laugh... Plain n simple... Any underhanded moody comments are blocked... Its twitter, not real life

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

Happy 78th birthday to my wee mammy...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

My Penis was in the Guinness book of records..... But then the Librarian asked me to take it out....

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Myself and @Jackeeee8 got the keys to our new home today.... Ours for years to come..... Onwards and upwards and thanks universe you're rather sound.....

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

28 days

I'm taking a break from here... Not feeling well mentally.... The stud needs me time.... Chat ye in a few weeks

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Good morning from rural offaly where some bollox sprayed slurry until midnight and the smell of cowshite is now considered a chemical weapon in our house...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Enoch Burke need to get a few, pints, a greasy snack box and his hole.... And leave his ideas on life back in the 1700s...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Burying my uncle this morning lads... Going off twitter for a week... Not able. No need for replys we all love each other and that's enough

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Happy birthday to my daughter Aoife who would have been 19 today....lot of things on my mind and big changes past fortnight.. Love to all and chat soon ❤️👍👍👍

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

This is a rare nice Tweet.... Some of the nicest people I've ever interacted with are on Twitter.... There is a bond there... And I for 1 like it..... Good people are good people

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

Suspended for getting pissed on a school tour to Dublin

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

What a difference a week makes ... And a scissors 😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Sorry not in touch, family bereavement.. Chat soon x

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I'm on a day off tomorrow and have no plans except to sunbathe shirtless in my front garden to pleasure the ladies of Offaly... Buses can be parked by the church if ye want to visit

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

God bless the young woman who was killed in tullamore yesterday and her family too....every woman should be safe inside and outside their home... May she rest in peace.

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@mccannmervyn

2 years

I got good news earlier about something private and its amazing how life can change in a split second.. Thank God mine for the better.... Positivity brings positive outcomes!!!...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 months

Road trip... Road trip... Road trip... We'll it's just to the shop but hey... ROAD TRIP

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

Mirrors

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I think daisy is pregnant... A king Charles down the road got a shot of the title... He's 10, she's 2 and a half.. Georgie Burgess wouldn't hold a candle to this lad

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 month

Ssshhhhhhh don't tell her I said this but isn't Jackie beautiful ❤️❤️

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Sorry I haven't been chatting bk.. Bit of bad news last night... I won't be on twitter for a few days or weeks... Love ye all.... Just need to sort things here xxxx

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

10 months

No amount of Land is worth this.... It's 2023 not the middle ages.....Arms industry is laughing on, making billions. World needs to wake up

The Saviour

@stairwayto3dom

10 months

🇵🇸 How many INNOCENT CHILDREN do we have to see like this before someone STOPS THIS?!

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Little and large on the piss in limerick #lordtweet @Smartheat

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Soooooo true...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Good morning flutes... I'm a week off the cigarettes and it's not to bad..Gave up drink last month, smokes this month.. I ain't giving the mirrors up for nobody. Best addiction ever. Have a good Tuesday

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

DJ Carey is a scumbag... Faking having cancer to con money for his lifestyle... Dirt bag of the highest order.. Rot in jail u prick when you there

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

I'm no genius but I'd say marriage

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

@wiseconnector

4 months

ONE thing

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

And it's gone.... Bye bye hair

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 years

This guy and @HelenORahilly are Ireland....two best on Irish Twitter... Philip needs a cookery show and Helen is a legend.... always remember them when Ireland locked down 👍👍👍 .. legends

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

10 months

How adorable is this.. #dogsoftwitter

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

9 months

#StormDebi me hole, I remember the snow of 82 and I went to school, youngsters wouldn't know hardship

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Our nephew TJ heading to school this morning... That's my ma behind me smiley at her boy.... Him now not me😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Morning... Had to block a few idiots this morning when I woke up...I'm not here to be abused... Now coffee time. Have a good day yall

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Good morning, serious tweet today.. Look after your mental health as best you can, take time out when needed and talk if you feel able.... Have a good day everyone x

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

5 months

Jackie went nuts with the shears... I feel like a prize ram who got stripped

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

I was homeless once.... But would never do this for a roof... This is the definition of Celtic Tiger Scumbagedry....God love all cancer patients in Ireland.. Rot in jail Carey

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

We got invited to a wedding in March so I'm going to have to wear a suit..... Some of the elderly ladies attending have already messaged me looking for the first dance.... I'm going to be like Patrick Swazye in Dirty Dancing.. Those ladies going to need hip replacements.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Imagine your child's first day in secondary school and to see that self righteous bollox of an Enoch Burke there..... It's beyond a joke now

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I'm never drinking wine again, I end up talking shite and get bad hangovers.......haven't even the energy to cut the grass, hope it rains before herself gets home

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Tullamore is a good town.... This can of piss will be caught..... We're united

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

When herself is asleep and you finally figure out the air fryer... I'm independent now

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Hard day to be from offaly.... Love and peace to everyone #AshlingMurphy

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

Good morning.. Have a good week and blah blah blah... 😉

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I love being sober... I talked shite with drink, now I speak sense and am a pillar of the community, chairman of all the local clubs, more handsome than ever and even more women want me because I no longer tell lies.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Well if Long John Silver can have a parrot on his shoulder... I can have a Willow ❤️

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Just in the door and there is 14 cards... ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Ye nutjobs

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

Hi guys... My name is Willow and I've just givin daddy a lempsip 💕💕

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Thanks for the birthday wishes yesterday everyone.... Turning 48 didn't stop me though as I woke up this morning more handsome and a yoke like a truncheon... Jackie rolled her eyes and said "ah for the love of God when does it stop"... I'm still young Yahoooooo😂😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

When I say I'm handsome I hope ye all know I'm having a laugh and just being a bollix... I'm actually drop dead gorgeous and just playing it down to make ye feel good... But do I get any thanks.. Nooooo

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

@SharonHorgan Mitching mass and having to find out who said it because of the Spanish inquisition at home

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 months

Roll on Christmas... I'm sick of the sun and flies

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 months

I got ice cream..... That's the tweet

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

I've just received word ( genuinely)... That I'm going to work in an old folks community.... I deserve this And they deserve to smile

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Morning......guess who the boss is

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

Morning /Afternoon... Lovely little thought for ye now

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

4 months

Good morning... No skinny dipping in my new pool... But all welcome

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

5 months

Ti's the weekend for rising... Enjoy your Easter folks

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 month

First pot of our home grown spuds.... Jasus there's no ends to my talents...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Karaoke at its best 😂😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Antigen test positive.... Off now to get the shovel rammed up the snout... Thoughts and prayers... Not for me like but whoever is going to do it... Always think positively 😉

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Happy Christmas to everyone who has made me laugh during the year and interacted... Ye are twitters finest

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

My da is 9 years buried today... Couldn't ask for a better father.. Auld stock.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Got the all clear with the doc.... He said "McDreamy never in the field of humanity have I seen a specimen like you, your partner is a very lucky lady to have such beauty in her life"... Then he gave me a lollipop, a pat on the head and threw me out the door.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

When God created me... He said "son you need a sound beautiful person with the best soul beside you".... And he created Jackie ❤️❤️❤️... I love her more than myself

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

#DogTwitter .....2 happy dogs and 1 fabulous stud...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

5 months

Happy mothers day to all the mammies here... Enjoy ❤️

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

If I was a lorry driver 😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

5 months

Took some balls for Caitlyn Jenner to post that today

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

No need to DM me if my tweets don't meet your level of standards... I'm just taking the piss and talking shite for the craic...

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

I didn't go to Mayo to see Joe Biden, the secret service said that the president was afraid his wife Jill would fall madly in love with me and leave him. So for the sake of international peace they asked me to remain in Offaly until he flew home.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

Thanks for all your nice comments... In bed here and may just ride the infection out (pardon the pun).... Little eye candy to keep ye going ladies xx

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

3 years

Thanks everyone for your kind words about our new home... Your all invited to the house party..... As long as ye bring me cans 😂👍👋

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I arrived in Castlebar and the session is in full flow....

Pastor Alex

@PastorAlexLove

2 years

Atheists will never be as cool as us 🙏

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@mccannmervyn

2 years

Lads can ye follow @sunshade555 .. Her old account is gone and she's just buried her dad... Quiet person but very nice... It would be good if she could get a few followers.. Thanks 👍🙌

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I can't see a thing on twitter the past 10 days... Only the shite strangers are liking... Notifications seem to be arse ways as well.... Time to create a Twitter circle

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Been a quiet few days, sorry wasn't in touch...... But I threw #SoberOctober out the window and went on the piss.... Far to good looking to be staring at 4 walls knowing ladies are missing out.... I'm basically helping humanity 😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Herself likes a bit of pegging too.. #PrinceOfPegging

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Just back from my Ma's and she gave me these salt n vinegar crisps because she loves me.... Not because she can't stand them and was going to throw them in the bin.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

I have to go for another ECG tomorrow at 11 am... Tbh at this stage I just think they want to see me topless once a month.... May put on my fake tan later.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Good morning... Behave yourselves today as its Easter Sunday... And don't eat all the chocolate ye greedy pricks.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

Was kidnapped after bingo last night.... I'm in an old folks home in Munster.. 45 Cork cougars speaking broken English....could be here for a few days..... Jackie if you're reading this, turn off the immersion... I forgot.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

Time to get dressed and hit the catwalk in the Post Office.... Its pension day and those grannies ain't going to pleasure themselves

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 years

I'm staying in this weekend on advice from the bar owners of Offaly... They say I'll cause a stampede of women chasing me from pub to pub so in the interests of Health and Safety I'm going to stay in.... Now thats how thoughtful I am. Have a good Sunday.

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

2 months

Time for a clear out.. A few negative people here lately... I don't come here for that

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

11 months

Nearly back to full health after a fortnight from Hell..... Testosterone is through the roof so it could be an up and down week ahead.. Pardon the pun... Thank you all for being sound x

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

5 months

Beautiful quiet day here in Offaly... Not a breath of air out there.. Its32°

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@mccannmervyn

2 years

€31:04 on the meter, I put on immersion for half an hour and now it's at €28.36.....i ain't washing myself again till Christmas eve..

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@mccannmervyn

2 years

One luck woman BTW she's not topless 😂😂

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McDreamy🇮🇪

@mccannmervyn

1 year

I'm going through a John Lennon phase atm... Imagine that.

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@mccannmervyn

3 years

So the real reason I was off twitter for a week was because I was holding auditions for cougars. These 5 made the cut. I had to turn 30 bus loads away (52 seaters) but they were happy just to be selected out of 60000 😂😂😂😂

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