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@mbirdcollector
bc rich mockingbird collector
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People who take notes like this get straight Cs
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sam ࿔
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uni life
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A man's tummy ache is 100x worse than the pain of childbirth
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Posting
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Dave Chappelle getting serious 50 minutes into a special: my friend got jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk. He fucking died.
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Guy who never played sports and started weightlifting at age 29: Yeah vegetarianism is cool but as an athlete its just not sustainable for me, i find i need like 450g of protein a day or i get so fatigued at work when im Coding ,
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Wow, I would hate to have to fight my way either up or down this across 90 action packed minutes
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AF Post
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NYC plans to build world’s tallest prison, a 40-story “Jailscraper,” to house 1,000 inmates. Follow: @AFpost
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When you smell that zaza
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"A man past a certain age still calling himself a smol bean can be a bad thing, believe me."
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When you hear a Simpsonscel say something so Quahogphobic you just give them the MacFarlane stare
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This is what Marvel films will look like in 3 years
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@malott_austin Especially if they post the lecture slides
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me: say a big number. millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have a participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.
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My dad just asked me if I'd heard of this fat Greek comedian
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"You HAVEN'T heard the new Run the Jewels album?"
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"Sheesh, Joe Shiesty showed up fr fr"
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@theage
The Age
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Disturbing research has found almost one in six Australian men have sexual feelings towards children and teenagers, and almost one in 10 acknowledge having committed child sexual offences, despite few being caught.
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Women who are too hot are unattractive
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Logic was in Seinfeld??
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*seeing an asian person* whoa, this is just like squid game
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White people when they hear JPEGMAFIA
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Every guy has the one song he daydreams about performing at their high school talent show to reveal what an interesting individual he is
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Modern Seinfeld. Funny idea ...
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New York Post
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'Seinfeld' writer says Kramer would be in QAnon today
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Erm, is that farking bacon o_O methinks we have a cultured gentleman along us making some amazeballs meals
@ElectionLegal
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You can use a pizza as a giant tortilla to roll up a burrito-filled burrito
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"Time to watch the newest bone chilling jump-scare-free atmospheric character driven slow burn horror film from A24!"
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Stuck in traffic on the George Washington bridge when Virgil Texas came up and tried to squeegee my windshield
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The perfect QB mind (empty)
@JimmyG_10
Jimmy Garoppolo
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relaxin watching step brothers
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If Sarah Squirm's account is not reinstated within the hour, hundreds of men who wear Carhartt despite having desk jobs will be forced into drastic action
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AHHHHH A COOLING TOWER, I'M GOING INSANE!!!
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No realistically depicted panic attack = flop city
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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#Elemental had the worst opening in modern Pixar history with $29.5M domestically The film's budget was $200M
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ADHD is kind of like a superpower to perceive late stage capitalism as it really is
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@danker_hank @sweetandbeloved I just see too many people not rise and grinding
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Homeschooled kids: -weird -evangelical -poor hygiene Unschooled kids: -10,000 hours in CSGO -Never taken a test -perfect IQ
@CoachHeath_
Heath | Uncommon Marriage, Family, and Wealth
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Homeschool Parents at night: -Enjoy family time by playing games -Going on walks, -Creating memories -No homework -Joyfully Exhausted Public School Parents at night: -Undo the brainwashing that occurred during the day -Homework for hours -Exhausted
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@Free90baeTrial
Hell incel match
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This my life rn. waiting to fuck while they do a OF photoshoot with pizza
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Michelle Williams: Did you put the screen in front of the fire place? Casey Affleck:
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Motherbitching goddamn epic!!!
@north0fnorth
directional transsexual
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gave the rat hole sweet tea because they were thirsty
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Bart is STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@spikermonster
Spike R. Monster 💀
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happy pride month to all my fellow lgbt+!! i love you all and so do they 🌈 #TheSimpsons
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Average Amerifat snack
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@chiweethedog He's losing his swag and the chiefs are losing games. Coincidence?
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You got any animated films made for adults
@TheCartoonBase
Cartoon Base
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Animation Is Cinema.
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You get into my Lyft. It's a 2006 Chevy Impala. I have driving gloves on and have a toothpick in my mouth. "I drive." "We're trying to get to the university, but could you drop us off at--" "Do you wanna see something," I say as I drift the car into the interstate barrier.
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Too fat for helmets
@Ravens
Baltimore Ravens
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Ronnie here… @stavvybaby
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You're fat
@dpinsen
David Pinsen
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Also, as a practical matter, Đức set himself on fire sitting Indian style, which looks more dignified than Aaron Bushnell’s standing version. And Đức did it for his people and his faith, not for a leftist cause 6,000 miles away.
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This is the average Bills fan
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@thehill
The Hill
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South African COVID-19 strain can "break through" vaccine: researchers
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Osama Bin Laden's son lmao
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Source:
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@LeavittAlone
John Leavitt 🌹
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@lmfsilva Oh frozen yogurt was infamous for that, almost zero overhead, no real way of tracking output etc
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@ByYourLogic Marvel hired the Nostalgia Critic to direct
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balta
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scariest shot in existence and it’s from a fucking “comedy”
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Getting this framed and hanging it in the family room
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Finessed by Fred Durst lol
@Eve6
eve6
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spotify is kinda like when limp bizkit used my lyric in a song and sold like 10 million copies and didn’t give me any money
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@Richard57941301 Paddy O'Finnegan
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2000s South Park and Chappelle Show are better than any comedy post 2013
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RT IF YOU THINK AARON RODGERS IS A HOMOSEXUAL
@OccupyDemocrats
Occupy Democrats
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BREAKING: Virulent anti-vax quarterback Aaron Rodgers and beloved actress Shailene Woodley call off their wedding engagement after dating for less than two years. RT IF YOU THINK SHAILENE WOODLEY MADE THE RIGHT DECISION!
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omw to the dsa speed dating event
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@nycDSA
NYC-DSA 🌹
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Don’t rely on dating apps created by capitalist corporations to help you find love this February; go to your friendly neighborhood leftists to find that special cutie ❤️ Speed dating is back and better than ever! Tickets are going fast! Get yours:
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@HolodomorVictim Flying to NYC to claim his gay ass mullet
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I want the rose emoji ratio, rose emoji halfway through the thread, Felix appearance, Felix likes and retweets, rose emoji quote tweets, and the mention on Chapo
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*trump voice* the great Wem-ban-yama
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Amazon is totally adverse to good costumes, Wheel of Time had the same issue
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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First look at ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ ()
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Moving to Colorado is the male version of getting bangs
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Just cracked this bad boy open
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OMG, is that the newest bone chilling, jump scare free, heart pounding, character development filled, atmospheric horror film from A24?
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I think you'd be better off watching a show for babies
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DSA types hate golf because it involves walking, being out in the sun, and tucking in your shirt
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Telling women at parties that I know Felix Chapo then leaving immediately after trying to repeat a riff from Cum Town bombs
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Let's see what the experts of /r/chapotraphouse think of the uk election...
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Type of thing I'm liable to do at family game night
@PojdBase
Martin
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this is so concerning
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Uh, yeah my dude, I thiiink that the OSINT community disproved that little Hamas theory
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@NYTHealth
NYT Health
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The herd immunity threshold for the coronavirus is not attainable — at least not in the foreseeable future, and perhaps not ever, many experts now believe.
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DSA dorks seeing YPJ pictures: A girl.... AND a soldier? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrolla
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Parks and Rec is the most fascist piece of media ever created
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When the e-girls on here are fighting about their tits or whatever
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@wil_da_beast630
Wilfred Reilly
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I am again reminding you that Hamas started the war, by gang-raping x murdering 1,400 people (and beheading babies), and the bog-standard military response is not a "genocide."
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We wish you a Fauci Sciencemas We wish you a Fauci Sciencemas And a happy arbitrary date designated as the "New Year"
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@neiltyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
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Computer, create a 200 ft copy of Counselor Troi. Increase libido by 500%. Disengage safety protocols. Submit "Barclay Suicide Note" to Counselor Troi.
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Disinterestedly having sex with my future wife and wondering what's going on in the group chat
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