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@mbayh__

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Iโ€™ve been on twitter since โ€˜12, donโ€™t let the profile fool you ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Joined May 2020
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@mbayh__
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I havenโ€™t sent a risky text in ages
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Yep ๐Ÿ˜Š
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The gym sessions you didnโ€™t want to go to ends up being the best sessions
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If you think my tweet is about you.. yes it is
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@mbayh__
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Buying her lingerie so she can wear for you >>>
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@mbayh__
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September, October, November & December are the best months
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I thought she woke up from a good nap
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The gym party is easy, itโ€™s the dieting part thatโ€™s hard
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She looks pretty with my hand around her throat
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@mbayh__
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Only certain people can FaceTime me randomly
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@mbayh__
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I really need my own place
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@mbayh__
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Phew Iโ€™m not pregnant ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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@mbayh__
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When itโ€™s your dad calling, you know youโ€™re finished ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It was nice knowing you all. Please keep me in your duaโ€™s, khuda hafiz๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ
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Red lingerie is top tier
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Maybe my soulmate is in a different country ๐Ÿค”
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@mbayh__
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When you look good, you feel good
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@mbayh__
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How do people do gym without music? You guys must be going through different type of pain lol
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@mbayh__
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Going on errands together >>>
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Iโ€™ll rather be tired than broke tho
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@mbayh__
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When they match your vibes >>
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Sleeping in the cold ๐Ÿ˜
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I hate the sound of the iPhone alarm
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@mbayh__
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If you donโ€™t feel like ripping their clothes off every time you see them, theyโ€™re not the one
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Is it me or is July just flying by?
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@mbayh__
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You know itโ€™s a good day when you donโ€™t even go on your phone
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@mbayh__
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Bulgarian split squats are absolute killers ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Views ๐ŸŒƒ
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@mbayh__
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I can legit have pasta everyday
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Gym is a stress reliever for sure
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I wish I was friends with a chiropractor
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I rely on Apple Pay too much, I donโ€™t even take my wallet with me most times
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Opening twitter in public is risky af๐Ÿ˜‚
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@mbayh__
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The whole tl rn: ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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The outside vs the inside
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Why do my siblings think Iโ€™m made of money?๐Ÿ™ƒ
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For a person who loves sleep, I hardly get any
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I need a gym partner more motivated than me
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I hate the sound of the iPhone alarm
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Canโ€™t wait for them cold nights
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The air fryer is the best investment I made
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Ngl a back massage would be nice rn
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I love empty gyms
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@mbayh__
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I miss them late night FaceTime calls
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That morning skinny hit different
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I hate how loud the iPhone alarm is
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Getting up for work when itโ€™s cold is not the one
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โ“˜ this user wants 8 hours of sleep
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Whereโ€™s my soulmate at? Coz this single shit is getting boring
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Itโ€™s not really looking like the land of the free ๐Ÿค”
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Maturing is going from not liking coffee to not being able go a day without one
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Sleeping early is good until you end up waking up in the middle of the night
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Drinking water is all good until you got pee 100x a day ๐Ÿ™„
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A cup of tea/coffee fixes everything
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Youโ€™re telling me itโ€™s still January tomorrow?
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If I see you tweet more than 4 lines, Iโ€™m blocking you
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Twitter ๎จ€ 140 v. 280 v. 4000 Characters
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@mbayh__
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*posts a picture of them on their story*
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Flirt like a women, Lemme see ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I feel like Iโ€™m just meant to be a sleepy person
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Paper straws are so annoying
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Songs on TikTok sound good until you hear the full song
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Hot air balloon, would highly recommend it
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@mbayh__
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I could be full but thereโ€™s always room for dessert ๐Ÿคค
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Iโ€™m so lazy, I will wait until my phone is 10% before I plug the charger in
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Itโ€™s gonna be drake tweets and IG captions for a month straight ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Private accounts shouldnโ€™t be able to quote your tweets
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Still our Starboy, keep your head up๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝโญ๏ธ
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I hate getting out of bed when itโ€™s cold ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Knowing you donโ€™t have to wake up early tomorrow >>>
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Exactly, grow up
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being toxic isnโ€™t cute, if you canโ€™t trust your partner then why be with them
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Itโ€™s twitter, itโ€™s really not that deep ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I need to travel more
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Burning your tongue ruins food for the rest of the day
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You canโ€™t be taking twitter seriously ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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AirPods need to be louder
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๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Girls hoping out the shower
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ice spice leaving the studio after recording princess diana
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I will never say no to going out for food
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Iโ€™m not the problem, they always come back
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Evil eye is real, keep your success to yourself
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Tweets got views now?
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I canโ€™t wait for the summer vibes
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I need to remember Apple Pay is my own money ๐Ÿ™‚
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My dumbass @โ€˜ing Elon like I ainโ€™t on private ๐Ÿคก
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The sky looked nice
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Views from today ๐Ÿ“ธ
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I need some thick thighs to keep me warm
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@mbayh__
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9/10 times no one cares what you do at the gym
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Women are harassed in gyms and it needs to stop, but you are not one of them. An act of kindness or a glance does not make you a victim.
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One of the worse feelings
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gettin catfished by food is another level of pain ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Good start to my birthday, no work and breakfast in bed ๐Ÿคฉ
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I sent an email closing off saying โ€œKind Retardsโ€ instead of โ€œKind Regardsโ€ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Can we be quiet in the mornings? Thanks
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Alhamdulillah for another year!๐Ÿฅณ your boy is getting old ๐Ÿ‘ด
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My married colleague received anonymous flowers but it wasnโ€™t from her husband ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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You gotta appreciate the burgers I just had ๐Ÿคค
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I guess one wonโ€™t hurt, right?
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@mbayh__
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Life is too short, shoot your shot
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2022 has been a weird year
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