Mayur Bhatnagar @mayurzzz Twitter profile

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1 year

@alwaystheself Netflix has likely started working on a titan documentary this afternoon.

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@waynesutton @sarahfrier @Twitter @elonmusk @SFPD SFPD shows up for this but no Fs given for the countless residents who have their cars and homes and stores broken into.

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@TechEmails Nice one liner. Parag was instrumental in ensuring Elon was forced to buy Twitter for that obscene price tag and he walked off into the sunset with a cool $50 mil for himself. Never heard from him since. Baller.

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@GRDecter The bar isn’t high. No one at Wharton (or for that matter Harvard or Stanford or London Business School) fails an exam. The hardest part about a top tier B school is getting in.

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@soren_iverson Please create these: 1. Alert next of kin via sms 2. Turn on email auto responder 3. Ask ChatGPT to create and send eulogy to designated email address 4. Email funeral home and book appt 5. Email Will and POA to beneficiary

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@AlexThomp Rolled ankle or possible knee contusion. Ruled out for Game 1 tonight.

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@TheNBACentral @DimeUPROXX At FTX Arena. Fate loves irony.

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@profgalloway It’s called a free, capitalist market. And it’s the greatest treasure of America. You became rich by selling your company in the same system. Elon can and should do whatever he wants with Twitter.

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@Timcast @profgalloway Correct. It’s the beauty of free markets. The greatest treasure of America. Scott also seems to forget that the person who owns Twitter likely the smartest man on earth.

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@PGATOUR Meanwhile no penalty for Patrick Cantlay for taking 7 min to assess a 5 ft putt.

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1 year

@TeamYouTube @YouTubeTV This is unacceptable and you all need to issue a month’s credit to your customers.

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The Mayor of Miami @FrancisSuarez invited 200 founders for a cafécito this morning. And all 200 showed up. #miamitechweek #MiamiTech

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@TheTennisLetter

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@unusual_whales Mayor Breed @LondonBreed working hard since 2018 to make SF the #1 city for crime, homelessness, retail vacancies, and a metropolitan Crystal meth hub.

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@KylePorterCBS And Hideki’s edible just kicked in.

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@NUCLRGOLF JT is where Brooks was in the Netflix documentary.

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@KylePorterCBS He needs to resign immediately.

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1 year

The new @tferriss podcast with @hubermanlab is just excellent. A true service to people interested in health and wellness.

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Mercury’s partner bank — Evolve — got hacked bad. I’m guessing half of the SF tech startup scene and US ecom small businesses use them. This is a clusterF.

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Evolve hack includes full KYC data and, apparently, images of identity credentials. This puts EVERY entity in the financial system at risk for fraud, not just users/programs of Evolve.

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@nytimes New meaning to the “White House”

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@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion @TrackingRory What about the other 123 players? 😂

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@YouTubeTV You need to offer a 1 month credit to everyone who was watching the game yesterday. You lost trust. Offering a 1 month credit is a way to regain some of it back.

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@GregJrNorman @fredcouplesgolf @livgolf_league @TheMasters @SharkGregNorman Fred was simply being nice. What a tone deaf response.

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@WSJ Guess the US Navy’s system no longer top secret.

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@PicturesFoIder Avocado on one & Almond Butter on the other.

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@willahmed @WHOOP @Cristiano congrats! great product and wishing the company much success!

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@VCBrags This is the rule - which as per my understanding - has been broken already with the photo.

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@NUCLRGOLF Chamblee covers (checks notes…) the PGA Tour. What else is he supposed to say?

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@BleacherReport @statmuse The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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@Yoda4ever We don’t deserve dogs.

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@LakeShowYo @YouTubeTV They should issue a months credit to every subscriber watching @NBAonTNT

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@NoContextBrits And somehow the queen ate this and lived till 96…

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@PGATOUR This is the type of writing you’d see in North Korea when their Supreme Leader goes to the hospital.

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@stats_feed iPhone 15, 16, 17, 18, 29, 50.

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@Mishbia15 If a spectator secured a game ball out of play, then refused to release the ball when the player is trying to retrieve it from their hands and then tip it away so the player cannot restart the game — what would happen to the spectator?

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@Daniel_Rapaport Michael Block would have made at least 3 hole in ones today.

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@rowancheung Goldman Sachs $GS also had a buy rating on Silicon Valley Bank on the day it collapsed. Their stock target was $312.

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@litcapital Imagine spending $40k/month for a summer house rental in the Hamptons and not getting invited to this party.

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@annatonger When we have AGI, if you don’t tip the machines… your credit score will be negatively impacted.

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@PGATOUR @PGAChampionship The @PGA kicks @BKoepka out of the @PGATOUR in 2022 because he joined @livgolf_league . Brooks’ response: winning the @PGAChampionship Major in 2023. Can’t think of a classier way to say “thank you.” Congrats Brooks!!

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@DoerflerJared Louisville will be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

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1 year

@KylePorterCBS I have news for you: Saudis got what they wanted: to be in the global conversation for something other than murdering a journalist, ensuring women have little to no rights, 15 of the 19 hijackers of 9/11 having Saudi passports, and controlling the oil supply. NOTE: The US

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@AlecStapp @DKThomp If only someone had told him you can get your GC even faster if you walk into America through the Rio Grande.

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@Mishbia15 At a bare minimum since the spectator in this case is Mat and he is part of the Suns team - the ref should have given the Suns team a technical. And that should have canceled out Jokic’s technical.

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@MyGolfSpy Marshall’s. $9.95 in 6 months.

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@washingtonpost Dear god. This is soul crushing.

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@WorldWideWob If any other person in the arena held on to the ball while a player is trying to take it back and then pushes the ball away…. That person would be ejected.

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@TheBabylonBee You guys are on fire these days! So good.

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@BastienFachan But smashed a racket on court equipment in a final in front of the royals. And didn’t get a violation. Mira Andreeva did it by mistake and lost a point. What a joke @Wimbledon .

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@willnitze Send him a few bars for free as a thank you for finding your error.

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@POTUS He’s an autocrat. One level short of a dictator. You know it. The world knows it. But it’s convenient to overlook because they are a NATO member.

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@NUCLRGOLF It’s emotional until he reopens his email with a photo of the custom yacht being built for his family.

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@NUCLRGOLF @ToddLewisGC The game of golf is about honesty and honor. Monahan has make it clear that he has neither of those qualities. Yet he remains in charge. The only honorable thing for him to do is submit his resignation.

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@KylePorterCBS At this point I think the Saudis are trolling us.

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@KylePorterCBS He just wanted to say hi to the PGA Tour players.

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@notcapnamerica Outrageous.

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@unusual_whales Goldman Sachs also had a buy rating on Silicon Valley Bank with an expected stock price forecast of $300. 🤡

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@TTU1985DRM @NUCLRGOLF @SI_Golf 100%. PGA Tour will become the Olive Garden, while LIV will become the Capital Grille. Both restaurants are owned by Darden just like both golf orgs are owned by PIF.

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wait what the fuck were those ‘banging sounds’ if the titanic submarine was imploded this entire time

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@NUCLRGOLF It’s the most over rated golf course on the planet. Always raining or windy or wet or all three together all year round. Imagine paying $600 to play the course in those conditions.

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@CollinRugg Epstein made an unrecorded phone call from jail the night before the “suicide”. Who was that call made to?

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@DarkbloomVis @TeamYouTube And it’s still not fixed!!!

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@TuorGolf FAKE NEWS

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@AdamG620 @Timcast @profgalloway By this logic, since you’re tweeting you too must be part of 8chan. You’re not. Let’s revisit what happens to Twitter / X in 36 months. My guess is - it will be worth $100B.

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@ToddHeadleeAZ @InformedFLNurse @simonateba @PressSec @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse Same supplier as the Epstein jail cell webcam!! Coincidence!

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@UsedGolfFacts Shocked he’s not walking the course with his cup.

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@KylePorterCBS It’s clean.

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@realEstateTrent This assumes the savings earning 5% is equal to the loan amount. That’s a very small % of folks.

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@POTUS A default will never happen. Senators and Congress reps trade stocks. If the US defaults, stocks crash and they will loose millions. No way they will let that happen. They won’t let their decades of insider trading efforts to go waste.

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@stats_feed Lesson: eat more croissants and kimchi!

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@NUCLRGOLF Should have been Bryson and Keegan over JT and Fowler.

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@SawyerMerritt LG and Panasonic make the absolute best lithium cells in the world. We source our power bank cells directly from them. They are 3x the price of lithium cells made in China. But the quality is 3x.

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@BillAckman “The fund will recoup any losses by assessing more premiums on the banks.” Banks will pass this on to their customers via extra fees and new account fees. At the end the depositor will be paying of this fund. Nonetheless - the best outcome was indeed chosen.

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@ianbremmer None of this would have ever happened if the USA paused on its NATO expansion into Ukraine as well as a clear declaration from the EU that Ukraine won’t join the Union. The US has the Monroe Doctrine. Yet utterly failed to understand Russia would not be pleased with having US

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@elonmusk @Jason Please add the ability to fast forward and rewind by 15 seconds. And video popout so we can do other things (like scrolling Twitter or any other app) in parallel while video from Twitter is playing.

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@garyblack00 @elonmusk Tesla will advertise on….. you guessed it… Twitter. When the cost of ads are in effect free - why wouldn’t he?

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@Mike_kim714 All Tour players should have drivers to drive through players. This incident and Tiger’s incident would never have happened.

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@UberFacts Ross Ulbricht. @RealRossU He could use his intelligence for the greater good or work only for the government as part of his release and yet he’s got a double life sentence for creating the site Silk Road.

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@MultifamilyMark Why cut down the most beautiful part of that space: the trees?

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@KylePorterCBS That matching jacket - tie combo on DJ. I can’t. Giving off serious waiter vibes. His stylist needs to be fired on the spot.

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There is no better singular fitness machine than the Versa Climber. ➡️Cardio / Core / Concentric - Eccentric / Legs / Shoulders / Upper Chest / Low Impact. It’s very hard to do it non stop for more than 5 min at medium to high tension.

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@realEstateTrent Had to look into this because… HOAs are the worst. He bought a penthouse which had an illegal extension built on the roof… thereby doubling the size of the unit. Refused to pay the extra common charges / restore to original size. Jail tho is outrageous.

Board of Mgrs. of Oceanview Condominium v Riccardi

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@NewsLambert They likely misplaced a decimal. 15% is more like it.

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@NUCLRGOLF What else can they say? This is the only way to earn money for their family.

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@Daniel_Rapaport Winner: Xander Top 5 surprise: Theegala Tiger finish: 45th

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@Bornakang Heart Disease has entered the chat.

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@NewsLambert Miami - price cuts on homes. Haven’t seen this in at least 2 yrs.

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@OliLondonTV Then what were the banging sounds being heard after the implosion? Ghosts on the titanic?

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@MattBinder Unfollow.

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@JoePompliano Met someone last night who golf’s in the same circles as Jimmy Dunne. What he’s heard: 1. Monahan will be gone within a year. 2. LIV to be shut down in current form. 3. PGA players who were offered LIV contracts but didn’t accept will get a large cash bonus.

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@Devils73 @tedfrank Bard is so off the rockers. 80% of the time, its answers are hallucinations. Not based on any kind of facts. Yet it answers questions that chat gpt does not because it’s not restricted by time.

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@NUCLRGOLF Give this man a raise.

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@chambleebrandel It’s a good day for you to resign.

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@MalcolmJess Citizens’ website says 25 yrs for shingle and 50 years for metal. Perhaps speak to a different agent.

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@Daniel_Rapaport Nike is about to sign a multi-billion contract with Brook’s LIV team. LIV is 1 year old and startups have growing pains - doesn’t make them a loser.

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@PicturesFoIder A clear example of the victors are the ones who write history.

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@TennisTV This is why he will never be the people’s champion. A Man who cannot control his emotions.

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@NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory Once Scottie and JT move to LIV, the PGA Tour becomes a Kornferry 2.0 tour.

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@MayorDaniella @MiamiDadePD Madam Mayor - this was a failure of communication and organization. Squarely blaming FDOT is also a failure of leadership.

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