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@mayshimmer
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@Rocco17742882 @KyleBrandt Cleveland fans are elated that a disgusting pervert will lead their franchise. How pathetic is Cleveland?
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@thinker_karan @Wealth_Pill It’s better than 99.5% of human beings, at any age. Think about that.
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@barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod “Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.”
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@barstoolsports Who is Carl who wrote this? Did he graduate high school? “Anyways” 🥇Worst written article of the day.
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@davidmweissman You’re tweeting about it too, but nobody knows who you are.
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@DKSportsbook Playoff basketball player
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@LasVegasLocally Cmon people, call the bluff. I’ve stayed in multiple Vegas hotel rooms that flash $250 or $500 fines for smoking marijuana in rooms. I’ve smoked every time and never have been fine once. Message me if you don’t believe me or have questions. Every. Single. Time.
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@JessMagdefrau @MLBONFOX Vegas peeps would not go to baseball games in the summer. Most people don’t leave the house June-Aug, if a pool’s not involved. Vegas got lucky with hockey, winning immediately + arena location. Baseball seems like a terrible fit here.
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@RexChapman @darrenrovell It will be easy to pass off other content as your own to petrified, 82-year-olds.
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@GomesDaLegend 1 for 9, but they nailed Baez! He’s the most overrated player by a mile.
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@Daniel_Berke @JonRothstein @barstoolsports It’s official: Fordham Utah Cal Kentucky Youngstown St. Ohio St. UConn
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@AdamSchefter @NFL Why do we always send them Jacksonville?
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@AdamSchefter NFL coaching is one giant ⭕️ Why do the same guys keep getting rehired in some type of an odd rotation??
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@Zach_Boley @espn Dude forget to change his pic. Another genius Cleveland fan 🧠
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@RapSheet He was drugged in a blackmail attempt hahahahaha. Dwayne Haskins. Hahaha. Did his ex wife come up with that part of the story?
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@learningtopoop @Richard57941301 Mini Schnauzer’s are so awesome!
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@NYRangers @MattDeBary Somehow this went in
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@charliewrich @StephenCFU_ Ya for sure, it’s almost impossible to comprehend that the Top 10 States for Millionaires would somehow come from the 50 United States. 🧠
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@SportsStink @mike63894982 @NBA You missed the only part that matters. He’s 100% right. Watch @LockedUpAbroad if you’re clueless about committing crimes in foreign lands. 🧠
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@birdofmayhem @zach13090 @RedditCFB There’s no way this has anything to with it, but this is great info.
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@VitalVegas So glad! These people who assist do nothing! It’s about time people found that out
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@jessesingal If you have nothing else to be thankful for, always remember that you won the birth lottery by nothing but absolute luck.
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@UltraWeedHater CLASS ACT! Hate on Tebow all you want, but he knows how to honor the heroes that came before him. Truly classy. ❤️👍 Also, here are spicy beef cigars
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@espn @nic_moran @ESPNFC Pretty simple, the kid DID NOT put the time in when he was five. He didn’t want it! He was lazy, going to bed around 730-8 everyday. He was much more concerned with juice boxes and orange peels. Glad to see he FINALLY grew up!
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@Copywriting_Dad @OSOMEDGValencia Why does this end at 35?
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@Schultz_Report Stop this BS. We all know he’s going to USC. Caleb is one of his best friends from childhood. People in the know are 100% certain he’s going to USC. I’ll bet anyone, any amount of money that he’s a Trojan. Don’t people read?
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@planetKourt @KimKardashian WTF is wrong w/people? Why would any stranger think this is everything? Grow up
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@zack_hample He sold some of his legendary MLB merchandise to maintain his gambling habit. He won’t ever be in the hall and this is why. Most people don’t know this. It’s not just his gambling as a manager, which hurts the case too.
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@thisisold116 @Jerrythekid21 Sure helps tho! Especially when you have obvious addiction issues like Johnny. 🤦‍♂️
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@Donegal89409515 @CHAPPIELOLO @B4horry @BarryOnHere @Crayola She’s either trolling, or we all just witnessed her finding out there’s another spoken language in the world.
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@ColinCowherd Right! How will people ever deal with this?!
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@lukeport16 @Ken_Rosenthal @dennistlin Not true at all. Frazier’s had one good season. Not even a full one. Pirates will gladly take two young prospects, including SD’s #5 stud to add more future talent. They aren’t going anywhere now anyway.
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@engineers_feed @AppleSupport would get this wrong. 💯
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@FrancisBaconJr @TalkinBaseball_ He was born in California, but his mom is Canadian. This one is a stretch. There’s no doubt he would play on team USA, if this game existed
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@TerrellePryor How many years do you have left playing at the highest level? Get the shot and play the game you love. You’re time is running out…
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@VitalVegas This happens hundreds of times a day in Vegas. Why would vital Vegas put this one guy at circa on blast? Obviously there’s a personal reason.
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@bucsfan951 @chasin_dale @Rawpimple @AdamSchefter @ChampionSportsM Still better than the one where a 20-year-old kid did something that’s really not that bad. He was fined like $30.
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@ClayTravis @kellyinvegas I wonder if one person cares about Clay Travis’s sports gambling picks? -750 no
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@urstrulybeloved @VitalVegas They plaster marijuana plant symbols all over these stores & employees are trained to treat the product/questions like it’s real cannabis. Many tourists don’t know, especially since the Fremont Street Experience smells like weed approx 97.3% of the time.
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@Tmath11792 Maybe a dog at the weed store?
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@PatMcAfeeShow @AaronRodgers12 Terry could throw a ball over them rivers
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@UPushMe2DaRight @LasVegasLocally Under fake name with zero details. What branch of the government do you work for?
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@TeamJGreen @NBABandwagonn @AdamSchefter But us brain holders know that booking 66 different women for massages over 18 months is both sick and perverted. So he’s guilty of being a monster creep, at the very least. Likely much worse. 🧠
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@justajeremy39 @BradPowers7 Why is it suddenly not ok to prefer sports talk from men? Esp NFL?! I am in my third decade as a sports fan and I still prefer getting my info from former players, coaches, or just men in general. Why is this not OK anymore? I’m not afraid to admit what MANY men feel.
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@JMackeyPG We still on this? Let it go. #moveon
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@ActivistPak @semrush Three words, genius 🧠
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@TMathSports @ladarius_brown How are you qualified to work in the professional sports betting industry? Did they teach you to avoid moneyline parlays in grad school?
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@LUKADAGAWD_MFFL @NBCSports @SHAQ It was Shaq until Olivia Dunne hit the scene. I can no longer think of him first. 😂
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@SimplyAJ10 @LewisBrinson DINGER! Dude yelled “Dinger.” Not sure what to say. #Dinger
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@dannykanell @danorlovsky7 How preplanned was this the next day?! 😂
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@thevoiceofcash @LasVegasLocally Who’s we? Losers who let media narratives dictate their thoughts? Grow up or keep watching that news. Maybe one day you’ll make your own decisions.
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@KirkEvans0 Welcome to the club. He apparently blocks anyone with a clue. He’s such a fraud. Thanks for busting him. MANY in the community love to see these guys called out! 🤝
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@Bambino_Bets This guy is a phony! Real George passed away almost 2 years ago. Do your own research if you think I’m lying. No reason to lie.
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@ShelbyC94739026 @UltraWeedHater I don’t understand your argument. Ian explains the CLASSY gesture of Tim honoring Aaron this year. It’s not just classy, it’s TOUCHING & shows unconditional LOVE. It will also change the game forever as more players will now honor fallen heroes by wearing their old number. ❤️
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@FOX19Jeremy @jbook37 @FOX19 Burrow went to Athens Middle School and still has contact with at least one janitor. “Frank was always cleaning up the milk. He’s a good guy.”
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@BSSportsbook @MeganMakinMoney How dumb must you be to follow her picks? She’s down a TON on the season. 🚩She will also block you if you reveal her record. Try to find a pro handicapper/sports gambler that isn’t being used to promote anything. It’s nothing personal, it’s all about the money.
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@lukeport16 @Ken_Rosenthal @dennistlin I love Frazier. I think he will help you guys for sure. But to speculate goes both ways. No one cared about Frazier just four months ago.
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@LasVegasLocally Can we ban people for life? #LasVegas
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@LordPornsak @PeteSmallss @lovesteaandbook @AlexAIDaily @InternetH0F Imagine thinking this tweet has anything to do with actual details of the war and not a useless, hypocrite being called out. Try again, genius.
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@MagicJohnson @Dodgers @cjbycookie @RodneyPeete9 I remember when Rodney’s wife used to try to hide the cheeseburgers. Glad they’re doing better.
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To the scumbags on #GamblingTwitter promoting influencers as handicappers. @livmoods @BSSportsbook @FanDuel @erinkatedolan @MeganLosinCash Stop stealing from people! 🤜
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Heroic Walmart Employee Stops A Casual Thief from @Lenabellalou
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@ref513 @ProFootballTalk Haha real difficult one to figure aht
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@andyfumoney @creation247 I hate to break it to you, but there’s no chance his tweet is accurate. It’s clever advertising for his follow up tweet… the $79, buy this. Come on, man, think for yourself. Successful people who win in life, financially or otherwise, don’t constantly tweet about it. It’s #sales
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@obvious_shirts MISS JANET IF YOURE NASTY.
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@CoppertownDel @noway_bonez @SportsCenter @JeffPassan One of the most overrated/undisciplined players ever. A first round draft pick to boot. Chicago can rejoice! No more swinging at pitches 5 feet out of the zone with runners in scoring position!
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@Fitzpatrick_313 @LloydBungus @Ken_Rosenthal Acts like a bunch of crybabies. Toughen up 🦖🦕
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@BrandonGarfink2 @Mr_Dodgersnbhd @SimplyAJ10 @LewisBrinson Brandon clearly doesn’t care who knows about his lack of intelligence. It’s refreshing to see someone be themselves, no matter how dumb they look. 🧠 #Dinger
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@JoMaddenSports @chuckygoldberg @TMathSports Why defend someone who blatantly lies/acts like a child? BC she’s female? Defend the business, not another shady character. We already have plenty of scumbags here.
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@Young_Jedi216 @Adam_Karpiak 🧠What kind of moron asks this? Subtracting commutes alone adds significant more family (free) time. Working from home also allows work to be completed WHENEVER! 2 AM, Saturday, 9 PM. Figure it out, Einstein 🧠
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@Kenny_Mayne Oh no! Off of the SC script we will receive his real thoughts & ‘intelligence.’ Not off to a good start.
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@Layeredlaywer @labbourth @FredSchultz35 How much tv do you watch? Take a break. Go for walks, swims, rides… call your family, ask about their lives. Listen. Read a good book. Volunteer at youth clinic or homeless food shelter. You obviously have plenty of time. Make better choices on using it. You’ll be happier!
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@Daniel_Berke @JonRothstein @barstoolsports Love when random things make perfect sense. Good luck, Einstein 🧠
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@ColbertBurns @barstoolsports By what measurement do you define him as a bust in college? His numbers & win percentage were quite strong, especially on relatively average BYU teams. His draft stock continues to rise, based now on his impressive workouts and character. This is all easily found online.
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@DeanObeidallah @mrjamesob @elonmusk Elon busted extreme political cheaters on both sides. Both parties are mad at him, which shows he’s doing exactly what needs to be done. Don’t fall for the trap. Read more.
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@uSTADIUM Tecmo Bowl
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@Guru85Neurotic @RapSheet Haha this is one for the ages. And ‘some’ people actually believe it. Twitter is a special place.
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@LasVegasLocally First person who tweets ‘Vegas is healing’ wins a punch in the nose, courtesy of Trevi Italian Restaurant
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@MarkKaboly “Could be back for the super bowl” is the most unintentional comedy on Twitter today. Although, I think Mark may have done this on purpose. #SuperBowl = JuJu back 😂
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@darrenrovell Who still pays to read these articles? This is funny
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@LeaGambit @FrancisBaconJr @DailyLoud We ALL know who he’s talking about, Miss No Daddy Lea 🧠
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@JoyTaylorTalks Try to find someone who loves posting selfies as much as this woman. Tip: it’s impossible
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@JessMagdefrau @MLBONFOX Of course it would be covered stadium. Would have to be. Still wouldn’t bring people out regularly.
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@jasonbenetti Andre Ware!
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@RyanDivish This guy is going to flip TF out when he finds out where Mike Trout hits in the order…
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@gregkellyusa Execute them all
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@bRoundy @hmfaigen Absolutely perfect. 🥇You’re the Twitter champion of June 13th!
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@WilliamHillUS @WilliamHillNV The app is having login issues
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@mayoroflasvegas @andersoncooper It’s taken MONTHS, but we’re producing story on the disturbing CLUB SCENE/MUSIC, below Goodman’s residents living DT… & the MANY YEARS OF COMPLAINTS! 🚩MAYOR 100% NOT PROTECTING HER PEOPLE. *Wonder why? *Where’s @LVPD ? 🚨JAN 2023 #FACTS @CNN
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@Jake_Trotter No one with even a tiny brain is buying anything he says. Browns need to move on sooner than later. 🧠
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Is this Heaven? No, it’s the hot dog cart at South Point! ❤️ 🙏
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With all of the hot dog styles out there, how could we choose just one?? What's your favorite hot dog style?
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@UltraSuperReal @MarkKaboly It’s all about extending the reach to Europe, where a team is projected full-time in the very near future. It’s also not much further than Florida to the west coast. Cross the river much?
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@Knappers67 @PeteThamel #FACT : The QB is his best friend. This wasn’t illegal. It’s 20-year old kids teaming up in So Cal. Get over it.
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@HennySkyWalker @SimplyAJ10 @LewisBrinson What did you want the broadcast team to do when a fan yelled for his team mascot? Can you imagine a more real moment at the ballpark that you ruined because you’re a dumb fuck?
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@bourgeoisalien Everything goes 100% both ways. Remove yourself from the political game for a year and you’ll understand. You’ll also be happier. You’ll also never return. #Facts .
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@DavidPurdum @windell_11 No one knows what that means
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