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@mayaderendyke

1 year

how come i’ve never seen the first one womens stories are always erased

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

insta dump w that caption he’s soo girlie

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@mayaderendyke

11 months

broke, repressing latent psychopathic tendencies, beefing with teacher, bisexuality allegations, eating boiled cabbage every day…. but he was using his purple shampoo

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@mayaderendyke

5 years

literally cannot stop thinking about this tweet about jesse eisenberg

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

me and the mentally unstable girlies streaming punisher by phoebe bridgers

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

jack antonoff can do whatever he wants cause he wrote i wanna get better. some of you cannot say the same

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

being on the other side of drunk texts is so funny bc they’ll be typing for five minutes and ur just like take ur time bestie i know it’s difficult rn

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

why did they do this

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

sweet nothing is so funny she was like okay whatever here you folklore bitches go

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

not even being mean this moment is so cute but it’s also the most straight woman thing you could possibly show me

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1 year

this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

i’m sorry i don’t wanna sound like a fifty year old but the fact that kids these days are getting confirmed gay characters and they’re calling it queerbait is just so funny to me

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@mayaderendyke

11 months

i am ofc referencing this all timer (to me)

re: emma

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broke, addicted to heroin, stealing from old peoples homes, child died of neglect…. But he was using his purple shampoo

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

@tropicaImaIady the secret history gifsets we could’ve had…

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

@caroline_oreo you have an incredible way with words

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

nobody talks about the immense pressure that comes with trying to come up witj a good joke when a member of the royal family dies. all i have rn is she died on a thursday just like castiel (they can’t all be winners)

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

aftersun literally lethal for gay girls who are just like their dad

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

@fordhoIden books: tell the wolves i’m home, the goldfinch, the year of magical thinking, slaughterhouse five movies and shows: fleabag, the bear, beginners, solaris, the haunting of hill house also this nick cave letter

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

@cowdykelikeme omg !

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

it chapter 2 was andy muschetti symbolically killing himself in front of us changing the trajectory of our lives forever

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

pov u are 8 years old watching mamma mia for the first time. u are about to discover something very important about yourself.

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

NEW MITSKI

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

you are 33 year old. one major publication is saying you have a crush on matty healy. the other one is writing about your supposed lesbian situationship from a decade ago. i would just kms at that point

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@mayaderendyke

10 months

i liked that in saltburn one of the crazy demented things barry’s character did to show us he’s a sick and twisted individual was PERIOD SEX like 1st of all crazy ex girlfriend already addressed this years ago

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

billie eilish being a supernatural stan just continues to prove that you can never know with hot girls in our generation

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

@paddypubs the obsession with denying he’s talented and painting him out to be this controlling producer whos taking away all the creative freedom from the girls is so odd because literally everyone who has worked with him said the opposite abt him 😭

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

seeing gifs or screencaps of s15 makes me emotional they r just old men in love can they just start a garden together or something

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@mayaderendyke

10 months

i believe that the public opinion on the song wonderwall would change if people experienced the purest form of listening to it which is drunk w your friends (kind of jokingly) but also looking at them and secretly being extremely sincere with the words you’re singing

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

kind of the best anyone has ever looked on tv

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

i’m not saying that the duffers are good at writing gay people or watching will be miserable for an entire season is like perfect by any means but HOW is this comparable to bbc sherlock let’s be serious

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@mayaderendyke

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

it’s about the tragic miscommunication

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

my controversial opinion is that this ending is the best it was ever gonna get for them. like yeah kendall will probably off himself but he’s been dead for half a season

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

STOP putting tweets about people thinking their girlfriends aren’t pretty on my tl it bums me out too much even as a joke

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

i’m completely 100% genuine when i say nobody has ever said anything as insane as ‘you call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest’ like the fact that that line was just in her head and then came out of her mouth terrifies me

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@mayaderendyke

11 months

her demeanour has a real castiel-like patheticness in this picture i can’t stop thinking about it lowkey

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

the thing about jarchie is that it uses all the classic queerbaiting techniques but as they’re being utilized the knowledge that the creator of the show got a cease and desist for writing a gay archie play is just. Out There. and we all have to deal with it

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

andrew garfield in this is sending so bad like alright

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

sad that the beef is cancelled because i was gonna say that this is why you shouldn’t make friends based on shared trauma (being the reason omegaverse exists)

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

tbh i never recovered from the scene where they’re watching the video of logan

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

personally i am not believing any more lorde news until she comes to my house and says it to my face

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

big reputation, big reputation

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

HEY TAYLOR ANY REASON THAT THE SONG CALLED SEVEN IS ABOUT THE LOSERS CLUB??? NO?

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

this website is so funny bc literally last week there was a viral tweet tht was like ‘i’m never coming out let my family figure it out by themselves’ and now everyone is like either billie eilish comes out immediately or she’s a raging homophobe and queerbaiter

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

what’s funny about the whole don’t assume celebrities are gay just because they act gay thing to me is like. most adults who have been out for years in their personal lives probably won’t make big coming out announcements they’ll just live their lives and let people figure it out

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

just realized brandon flynn follows richard madden’s new twink on instagram who keeps posting stuff about how happy he is in quarantine. this all makes sense now

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

@amandayoungdyke succession is like the one show where i kind of have unwavering trust in the creators like they know how many seasons they need to tell their story. it’s fine

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

the last ten minutes of lazarus rising is like. sacred new beginnings that became my religion :/

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

genuinely think she’s not re-recording debut bc she can’t decide whether to do the homophobic version of picture to burn or not

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

happy pride month to this movie specifically

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

it’s insane to me that two kind of similar looking movies coming out in subsequent years and unfunny twitter blue checkmarks managed to gaslight all of you into believing this is a real issue with lesbian movies

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

4 years

Another film that isn’t afraid to ask….will these lesbians be lesbians together?

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

@amandayoungdyke still trying to figure out what the hell cal’s backstory was supposed to imply bc last i checked getting your heart broken in high school ≠ turning into a p3do ?

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

anyone got 14 year old me on the phone i have some crazy shit to tell her

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

personally i’m always winning when i’m watching succession because i like it best when it makes me upset and i feel like throwing up

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

people who get married young scare me and i feel bad for them but i also want my friends in relationships to get married soon so i can go to a wedding. i never said i was a good person

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

the only people who understand me are bitches who watched skam from the google drive

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

happy birthday michael mann

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

i don’t rly wanna talk about this lili reinhart thing bc i find it extremely stupid but it’s like. people are gonna experience sexuality in different ways and that one sentence was clearly a throwaway comment while trying to talk about something very personal like you can’t just

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

very based of the spn marketing team to just flat out refuse to do any rainbow capitalism with the gay angel

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

skam had THEE most unparalleled needledrops of all time and no other piece of media has lives up to the standard it set i fear

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

you guys are gay as fuck for seeing beautiful women on your screens and caring about their knowledge of apple products. what happened to being in awe.

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

john b last name outer banks is kind of like a hitchcock protagonist without the misogyny (gets into situations accidentally and then The Torture starts)

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

happy lesbian day

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@mayaderendyke

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

no you’re right queen this is sexist horseshit no i think your tweet was very girlboss not to mention empowering can we fuck now

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

gotta be one of my favorite genders

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

barbie feminism discourse don’t make me tap the sign

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

rip to jensen ackles but if i was aware that there’s an army of insane people monitoring every little microexpression and movement i make while i’m on this show i simply would not have done a pride and prejudice style hand clench in this scene

deancas every hour

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@mayaderendyke

5 years

our thoughts on caroline calloway’s titties

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

him having a homoerotic moment with kendall out of nowhere was very impactful to me personally idk

cal ⭑ free 🇵🇸

@good4britta

1 year

this motherfucker was somehow in every season of succession & still made zero impact

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

things that just make sense: supernatural being written by people like this

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It's more complicated than that. I'm 💯 straight but I've had two "boyfriends". We loved each other, we just didn't want each other's danglers. It wasn't about sex it was about who we were. When Dean clocks Cas after Cas gets cleaned up.. cmon. You can see it with your own eyes.

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

speak now is the funniest album of all time taylor was like here’s a song about how we need to be kinder to each other :( the lead single is about how this guy should leave his gf at the altar cause i’m hotter than her though. also her dress is ugly. and this other girl is a slut

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@mayaderendyke

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

i miss when we all agreed to not talk about reading fanfiction outside of our little corners of the internet why is there discourse every other week now

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

ok but this outfit is very cute

Page Six

@PageSix

3 years

Lorde canoodles in West Hollywood with boyfriend Justin Warren

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament

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gun to your head, name an iconic Tumblr quote that isn't "I like your shoelaces” or “thanks I stole them from the president!” do you survive?

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

number one on my twitter edits wrapped

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

will someone please tell me what fleabag is about if not healing

Vee 🍒

@TomFordsMuse

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Okay let's talk about it

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@mayaderendyke

5 years

greta gerwig is a genius!

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

@tropicaImaIady it was nolan’s responsibility to think of the donna tartt girlies before putting him in a grey sweater vest but of course once again women’s feelings won’t get acknowledged

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

good evening gay people who understand this i am so sorry

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

she’s stronger than me bc if a man told me i wasn’t funny this many times i would simply kill him

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

not to be a misogynist but if i was #that actress and i knew that i literally got famous for being skinny and standing around the farmers market in jeans i would never open my mouth to express any opinion i’d just be grateful every day that i had the most ideal career of all time

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

my one criticism of red tv is that she didn’t release fuck like a mountain rat

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@mayaderendyke

2 years

21!

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@mayaderendyke

1 year

what’s crazy about this movie is that in the end katherine heigl’s character is the one who has to do the big apology and the sister just kind of nods and is like you too ig like it’s the strangest narrative choice ever

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i have never gotten over this. i should be able to put this on a psychiatric invoice.

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

tl is trying to gaslight me into believing jensen ackles is real again. guys they just made him up for that show he doesn’t actually exist

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

taylor swift is allowed to be cringe on twitter because she wrote cowboy like me y’all can’t say the same!

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@mayaderendyke

3 years

there was no reason to do all that with another girl but that’s none of my business

SPEAK NOW TV ERA

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

we need to get this vaccine soon because i cannot take any more epic takedowns of Problematic Hallmark Movies by blue checkmarks on here i can’t do it i am not strong enough

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@mayaderendyke

4 years

WAIT ACTUALLY this is so sick bc supernatural had multiple tswift positive stances and she never addressed those @taylorswift13 do you have something against bad cw shows

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