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hot bread

2 years

Hello. I'm a professional freelance writer, and I provide plagiarism free, original content. Academic Writing, Fiction, Articles, SEO content, you name it. You can contact me here on Twitter. My dm is open. Give me work please.🥺🙏🏾

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@may_ayonote

1 year

Be friends with women. There's this stereotype that women's friendships are fake. Don't listen. You need to put effort into building your relationships with women. Sometimes, it won't work, and that's okay. Just don't stop trying. Always be a girl's girl before anything else.

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@may_ayonote

1 year

We don't talk enough about how draining it is to write for money and how much it stifles your creative ability to write what you actually like for yourself.

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1 year

I need to start writing for myself again. I miss it

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@may_ayonote

1 year

Guys like this are consumed with the idea that girls aren't interested in them cause they're broke. Whole time, it's their weird, creepy, loser energy.

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@BigBadReni

1 year

You already sound weird. Why are you so pressed over a hug? Hug your guys nau

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@may_ayonote

10 months

I PASSED MY FIRST MB😭😭😭😭😭

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@may_ayonote

11 months

Staying up to read tonight is one of the hardest things I've ever done in my life, but this MB isn't going to pass itself.

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@may_ayonote

1 year

(Not physical abuse, tho) Dismissing my hard work because he didn't think of writing as "work" or "talent" He was jobless oh. And I'd already had five poems published in litmags while still ghostwriting for money. I've never felt as insecure as I did inside that relationship.

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@LenValyrian

1 year

What sign of abuse did you dismiss but found out that it ABSOLUTELY was THAT DEEP?

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@may_ayonote

2 years

First time we were texting and mans was already asking if I'm "naughty" cause he likes naughty girls. I aired the message, then he followed up with "are you naked? let's video call." Blocked dfkm.🙏🏾

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@SelemaEnang

2 years

Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man. But some people consider petty. I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me. He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes? I never spoke to him again please

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@may_ayonote

2 years

I used to break plates a lot as a child. The fear of being beaten only made my anxiety worse. I'd be so worried about what would happen if I broke a plate that I'd be more focused on the imagined beating than on the task at hand, and I'd end up breaking even more plates.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@TheLotaChukwu I've been hearing this fake titus thing since I was a child and I've always asked "is it that they manufactured the fake one in the lab or what?"😭 Cause I no dey understand.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

When I feel myself getting sad or unmotivated, I read @ehimeora 's tweets and I'm calm again.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@KemiEboseme Lmao.😂 Then you convince yourself that you're "one of the guys."😂 That to them you're "not like other girls."💀 Thank God for growth oh.😭

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@may_ayonote

1 year

Lol. Broke boyfriends is even too far. Broke fathers? Walahi. That house can never have peace again. Nobody can say anything. Everything is always an insult to them.

MysThick.

@QueenMandla_

1 year

The first time I allowed myself to be openly obsessed about a bf...he lost his job in the relationship and I saw hell I had to be careful with what I say, how I say anything, even how I look at him He started treating me like a plague If I send him money, it's not gratitude I get

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@may_ayonote

1 year

@BigBadReni It's just because they're seeing us on Twitter.💀 The majority of Nigerian women are not feminists. You fit dey class with 100 women and only like 10 will be feminists.😭 Just that we're loud.

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@may_ayonote

1 year

The way you people are always trying to pit bad bitches against each other is peak loser behavior.

D3M1👨🏾‍💻🩺 ™️

@_dhemii

1 year

Tyla is who Ayra Starr thinks she is.

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@may_ayonote

10 months

@akha_khedera There's nothing they're saying now that they did not say 80 years ago. And they will keep saying it, and we will keep being feminists.

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@may_ayonote

11 months

Dyg???? The one person they were using as "example for all those wicked Twitter feminists." You'll just know that they never bothered to listen to her or read her work before.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

Overcame my anxiety and submitted poems for the first time this year. Fingers crossed.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@unidentsoap I think we're all forgetting that Ash was/is a child. Despite all the things he's been through and done, no matter how smart he's been portrayed to be, Ash is a child.

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@may_ayonote

6 years

@_iamRemy_ In a weird Nigerian way, it's actually kind of romantic

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@may_ayonote

1 year

These people really haven't interacted with radfems abroad. That's why they think Twitter NG feminists are the queens of misandry.💀 You have no idea how liberal Nigerian feminists are. Lmfao.

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@BigBadReni

1 year

LMFAO. This sounds like something a man typed iwl. Goodluck with that though 🫶

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@may_ayonote

1 year

Also, don't make the mistake of consistently bashing women to prove that you're not a biased feminist. Dead the idea that your feminism has to make sense to men for it to be valid. Sure, some of them are allies, but there'll always be nuances that they don't get.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@DeevaOfficial To a Nigerian man, the synonym of a good wife is sufferhead.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

In case you think this is untrue, all you have to do is Google "domestic violence and football"🙂

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@seun_edema Since I started helping my dad transfer documents from his laptop to his flashdrive, he talks to people at phone repair shops like "you can't cheat me, my daughter can do all these effortlessly"

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Three weeks ago, I suffered a loss I thought I'd never heal from. Barely a month later and God has surprised me beyond my wildest imaginations. I'm just really thankful.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

I won't lie. I used to be an "I don't do Nigerian music. I don't do Nigerian literature" kind of person. But as I get older, I realize that I hadn't even been exposed to a quarter of what the Nigerian music/literary scene had to offer when I made those pronouncements.

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@may_ayonote

1 year

@Azur_xx E don do nau. Someone can't have peace on Sunday again?😭

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@may_ayonote

6 years

@_iamRemy_ Lol. That kind of relationship whr u dnt stress each other n you guys don't need to make things overcomplicated. It's the best.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

The love that comes from friendship? Underrated. It's so pure, so warm and comforting, so safe. And it doesn't matter if the person is the opposite gender or not, there's security in having that kind of love. It's very beautiful.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@khxyuna @ROY41BLUE @SerenePhoenix @offtheraiIs He legit said "trying to look glam like a loser"💀

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Babe, wake up! Show dem camp dropped their album.🥺🥺🥺

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@Chyy_Nelo Trust men at your own peril.🙏🏾

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@may_ayonote

2 years

I'm pretty pretty.🥺♥️

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@may_ayonote

1 year

I was heartbroken when it ended, but I'm grateful for whatever drove him to break up with me.🙏🏾 It's why now, I can't ever allow any jokes about my intelligence or achievements. As a wise Twitter user once said, "Better to be a strict girl than an idiot girl."

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Bravest thing I did this year was cutting off contact with the person who SA'd and manipulated me for years. Sometimes I forget and then it hits me like, wow, I really escaped. I made it out. I really should be softer on myself.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Talmbout "don't have sex if you don't want to have kids." Said the gender that resorts to manipulation, lies and coercion when you say no to sex with them. Lmao

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@The_ynxx

2 years

The Nigerian men you're arguing abortion rights with will be the first to tell you about that their doctor friend who can do painless abortions if the need arises. Ignore them please.

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@may_ayonote

11 months

@cwithmymind The father part is too real.💀

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@may_ayonote

3 years

You will be strange, but you won't be strange alone. -Eloghosa Osunde (Vagabonds)

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@Oli_Ekun You go dey school dey reason last episode of Chowder.😂

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Slowly becoming a narcissist and I love it.😌

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@may_ayonote

1 year

I immediately avoid men who are dismissive of their mother's struggles cause it's a reflection of what they're going to put you through.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@blow_mybrains @lefthandedhater Fr, cause why am I so entertained?😭 Someone needs to translate the Bible to twitter speak ASAP.

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@may_ayonote

10 months

He's in the cs asking for "proof." When we talk about medical misogyny, this is what we're saying. Women tell you they experience something. The internet is literally there to tell you. I wonder the kind of doctor this one is going to be.

Erformarr 🩺📜

@Erformar

10 months

Firstly, most women don't experience severe period pain. Dysmenorrhoea is not a normal condition. Secondly, pain in itself can't kill a person; she definitively had an underlying condition. Also, the lady in question had ulcer, according to her boyfriend, which might have been

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@may_ayonote

4 years

"...there are some things that happen for which we can formulate no whys, for which whys simply do not exist and, perhaps, are not necessary." - Purple Hibiscus #WorldChimamandaDay

Chimamanda's Army

@Chimamanda_Army

4 years

To celebrate our queen, @ChimamandaReal ’s birthday, we’re giving away a complete Adichie collection. To participate: 1) Quote this tweet with your favourite Chimamanda Adichie quote and add the hashtag #WorldChimamandaDay The tweet with the highest retweet wins!

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@may_ayonote

3 years

I write a poem for every tear drop I write so many poems my fingers blister and bleed tears My fingers grieve. I write my grief an ode, an elegy, an apology I write myself an apology In this universe, I heal. -ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE I AM UNAFRAID TO SAY THE R-WORD

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@may_ayonote

2 years

As a newbie writer, clients would ask if I could handle certain gigs, and a lot of times, I was unfamiliar with that particular niche. But I always said yes. Somewhere my mind, I knew I could learn if I was determined to. Ofcourse I'd spend hours, days, being anxious over it. But

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Mayyyyy.🥺 Me sef don do dump.😌🥂

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@may_ayonote

2 years

When you're a freelancer with deadlines, but you live with your parents cause ASUU is on strike so you have to pick between making eba and meeting your deadlines.🙂 Overraw best in multitask.✨

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Nigerian men rage about how Nigerian girls are terrible at conversations, yet the whole time, their idea of conversations is "re u naughty?"😔

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Soph said people who never believe rape victims act like that because they're also low-key guilty of the same crime, and yk what? I agree.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

I just want to make money. All this other nonsense no really concern me. I just want money.

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@may_ayonote

11 months

Tech bros whenever Ezra breathes:

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@__banke__

11 months

Ezra: Cat food is slightly nauseating Tekbro in comments : Really enjoyed your perspective on the synergy between garri and water in relation to the rising cost of living. If I may ask, is your use of “rising” deliberate here bringing attention to the osmossistical phenomenon..

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@may_ayonote

4 years

@PreciousDeseo @KhalidOshoke These same people will come out and start screaming for "Justice" and "equality" when they don't extend the same courtesy to others.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@its_daqueen She likes what she found. She doesn't want our prayers.

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@may_ayonote

11 months

Being so disconnected from the world that you don't know about a genocide is not a flex.

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@thechosenberg

11 months

We need more of these people

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@may_ayonote

1 year

@nneomaxl @BigBadReni "I'm also a humanist"

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@may_ayonote

1 year

Gee, I wonder who.

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@BBCWorld

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Who's behind Israel-Gaza disinformation and hate online?

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Write the paragraph sha. Maybe na the disgrace you need.

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

Do all your healing in your corner, on your notes app, your burner account, or conversations with your people. Just resist the urge to type paragraphs to someone that’s made it absolutely clear that they don’t need you in their life, please don’t be silly.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

So I wrote myself a poem. Don't really feel like submitting to a mag but I do want to share, so here.🤗✨

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@may_ayonote

6 years

What keeps me going😂

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@Mubarak_mubious Fr sha, if you are really tired of dating broke women, then leave them tf alone and find the rich women. But no, you won't do that, you'll chase after the same broke women and then come on social media to complain. Abeg.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Screenshots✨

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Bastard money will fit me.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@DondeonBeke Nawa oh.😭😂 At this point, there's nothing they won't blame on feminists.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@mojiak @Buttergirlll Especially this "moving to his babe" thing. Idk how you'd be comfortable with a friend who doesn't respect you enough to leave your girlfriend alone.

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@may_ayonote

1 year

"You're so mature for your age." Lmfao

niggie💁🏾

@jojoruskiie

1 year

but when it’s time to sleep with us you’ll say call me Femi not uncle Femi

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@may_ayonote

9 months

@thequeen_esther I literally just tweeted about this. I was so confused with the kinds of parallels being drawn. From where to where? Because of gift?

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@may_ayonote

9 months

Hi guys, I'd like to use my female privilege to reiterate that I'm a professional freelance writer with over 5 years of experience. I've written nearly everything you can think of, and I'm very versatile. Give me work, please.😭 Like and repost abeg.🙏🏾

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Hello. I'm a professional freelance writer, and I provide plagiarism free, original content. Academic Writing, Fiction, Articles, SEO content, you name it. You can contact me here on Twitter. My dm is open. Give me work please.🥺🙏🏾

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@may_ayonote

2 years

If you people know anyone looking for a crypto/web3 writer, I'm your girl oh.😩🙏🏾

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@may_ayonote

3 years

Two women fought. You said "this is why women should not be in politics" Isn't it in this same Nigeria that male politicians throw chairs at each other every few weeks? Are you people daft on purpose?😂

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Dear employers, how am I supposed to get 5 years writing experience if you don't hire me?🥲

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@may_ayonote

1 year

I am nothing if not a boomer.

BIG MO 🥥❤️

@mosunnn_

1 year

Glasses thread ? 🫶🏾

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@may_ayonote

2 years

While I am very excited about the direction my life/career is headed, I am also very terrified and stressed in advance. I can only pray for strength and grace to keep going, believing that God did not bring me this far just to bring me this far.✨

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Julyyyyyyyyy.🥺♥️

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@may_ayonote

9 months

It's the same script every time. The one who can't cook is always a 'feminist' with poor character while the other one is a 'good' traditional woman that rescues the poor man from his wicked babe.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Yes. Yes, it's my birthday.😌

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@may_ayonote

2 years

I'm pretty pretty.🥺♥️

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@may_ayonote

1 year

@__dabira__ I'd love flowers if I lived abroad but as it's Nigeria, send me the money please or buy something else.😭

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@may_ayonote

2 years

I'd been having trouble reading throughout last year because I was struggling to balance it with work and med school. This year, I've been able to read a book each week while working and studying for my exams. Nothing has made me happier in a long time. Happy world book day.🥺

Pencilmarks || Scribbles Magazine

@Pencilmarks_

2 years

Happy World Book day everyone! Quote this tweet with anything book related. It could be a quote, book recommendation or a picture of your bookshelf/ favorite books. Spread the love of literature 📚❤!.

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@may_ayonote

11 months

Ah yes, the only two alternatives for the modern woman.

Evie Magazine

@Evie_Magazine

11 months

I’d rather make my man a sandwich than get a CEO his coffee.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@OJOCHENEMII1 @TransTrekkieSam @EmilyKaitlinnn I'm going to start telling people my name is short for Mayonnaise.😭

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Used to think I didn't like fashion or dressing up but nah, na just sapa.😭

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@may_ayonote

10 months

It'll be best to just not participate until the soreness subsides. I hope your fiance finds out sha.

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@BigBadReni

10 months

SW recommend a frozen carrot/cucumber with a condom or something over it.

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@may_ayonote

10 months

Hi🧍🏾‍♀️

museum of broken things🍉🧸

@__dabira__

10 months

Please if you see this, just quote it with any picture or video of anything cute or fun. I'm so sick of my tl. Bonus points if you're a woman and it's a picture of your face👉🏾👈🏾 I'm actually pleading, please women post pictures of your face. Don't air me🧎🏾‍♀️

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@may_ayonote

1 year

@its_daqueen I'm ngl. I used to be terrified of being 30+ but now? I'm so eager to meet myself at that age.

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@may_ayonote

3 years

Honestly, if you don't want to be a feminist, don't be one, it's chill, nobody dey force you. But don't come with that "I want/used to be a feminist but you people are doing it wrongly so I'm not doing again" cause it's just bullshit.

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@may_ayonote

1 year

Idk man. You should never be comfortable enough to think like this.

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1 year

"my past is my past" The past:

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2 years

I got the job. Omo.😭😭😭

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@may_ayonote

10 months

She should be accountable for her actions, yeah. But at the same time, if I saw my drunk friend doing something we hadn't discussed when she was sober, I'd stop her and take her home. Better safe than sorry.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Twitter people. I'm a blockchain writer and I write whitepapers and litepapers too.🥺 Hire me.🥺👉🏾👈🏾 Web 3 women deserve money.😪 #Whitepaper #litepaper #Crypto #blockchain #web3 #CryptoPayments #freelancewriter #Copywriter

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@may_ayonote

2 years

@notjeedahjayy As much as I'm a supporter of independence in women, I'll always strongly advice that women let men take financial responsibilities, even if you don't need their money, they should still do it just for doing sake. You'll be frustrated eventually if you don't.

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@may_ayonote

9 months

All this is saying is how you are emotionally stunted adults, which is not really a flex.

Q not Sera 👻

@its_kisssmegs

9 months

Men can't talk to Men about their problems because fellow Men like themselves are solution providers and not comforters. There's really no point in sharing something with a fellow man cause you know he'd give you answers which you most times already know. Women on the other hand

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@may_ayonote

2 years

That question is always stupid because a large percentage of rape cases are perpetuated by close relatives of the victim.

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@ebelee_

2 years

“Women are always saying men are trash, does that mean your fathers and brothers are trash ?”

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@may_ayonote

3 years

I have this problem where I find it difficult to talk about my own achievements, which is weird cause I actually want to be acknowledged. I just don't want to be the one doing the acknowledging. If that makes sense.

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@may_ayonote

10 months

Since I came to the village, I haven't been able to ignore the way every compliment an older woman gives me is geared towards being married. "You're so hardworking. Your husband will enjoy you." "You're intelligent. Whoever marries you will be so lucky." When we talk about how

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Being the vibe killer>>>>>>

Harl0t in Tech💗

@wickedsous

2 years

I’ve literallly had to regulate my friends drinks in the club because the men will see them visibly drunk and keep pouring. I go out with my friends and I’m tapping them telling them to stop drinking and men will be giving me bad eyes cos I’m a vibe k!ller

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@may_ayonote

3 years

@taxfeeq @Emmyujinj Why don't they teach these things ffs?

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@may_ayonote

2 years

Former head girl is struggling to reach 50%.😔

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@may_ayonote

4 years

@_itarex_ Rest Aunty. People started maltreating their house girls before they knew about feminism. If you hate feminists, just say so and since you want to blame everything wrong with the world on feminism, kuku say it's feminists that caused global warming nau.

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@may_ayonote

2 years

The loves of my life.😩❤️

Bookish Ezioma

@EziomaKalu

2 years

I'm sad, please send book pictures. 😔😞 Bookish people on the timeline, please quote this tweet, or comment with beautiful bookish pictures. Bless my timeline, guys.

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@may_ayonote

10 months

I'm a content writer and a crypto writer. I write both fiction and non-fiction, and I've been ghostwriting for four years. Please give me gigs.🥹

The Angel of Consistent Doings 🦋

@asangelwassayin

10 months

My wonderful feminist women with businesses please reply or quote this tweet with what you do and I'll retweet as many as I can. For me, I'm an editor and I can edit books and anything in English. I also do voiceovers. This 2024 we must eat good and make that shmoney 🥂

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