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@maxsplaining33

3 months

Helmet Marko saying Mclaren should pick a no 1 driver over the summer and outright saying it should be Oscar is sending me so bad lmao

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

redbull is doomed to repeat 4x championships and losing the driver + becoming a midfield team after a decade again

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@maxsplaining33

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@McLarenF1

4 months

Thorough analysis from former F1 test driver and expert pundit Anthony Davidson on not just Lando and Max’s incident, but ones that have gone before… 👀 #AustrianGP

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

yall complained so much about mv1 wait until you get ln1 THAT SHIT IS ACTUALLY NAUSEATING

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

first he promotes his mini helmets on the 1st of feburary after lewis to ferrari gets announced and now this, he is a stellar buisness man

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

can’t win a race without immediately thinking about max. pathetic really

McLaren Shadow

@McLarenShadow

2 months

DU DU DU DU LANDO NORRIS 🧡 P.S WE'RE CRYING 😭

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@maxsplaining33

1 month

i love max verstappen so much wdc or not that’s literally my favourite boy

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

last time poor little maxie got pole😕

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

all these people leaving rbr when in reality it should be christian horner leaving

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

and if i said after lewis, george is the best british driver on the grid then what

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

white boy turtleneck face scruff is doing things to me

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@maxsplaining33

20 days

has anyone by chance noticed that max has a handsome kitten face

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

i think perhaps, being folded like a lawn chair would fix me

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@maxsplaining33

28 days

max getting p2 is a fuck you to everyone saying he always won just bc of the car. mans is driving a literal tractor and managed to drag it to a podium finish.

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

someone on the tl said mclaren might win both championships and now im sick to my stomach

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@sunflowercharlo oscar is always the better option☝🏻

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

spa, you better give me a 3381 podium this weekend please PLEASE

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

max: well done mate :) max congratulating oscar 🥹

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@ScuderiaMinaj he did not lie

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@rbgivesuwings i feel like atp he's going to retire😭

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

some of you 3316 are fake asf whatever happened to "i like them both equally"

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

i WILL get him pregnant

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@wwxwashere

3 months

“i can fix him” well i can get him pregnant

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@motorwho fuck that old hag but he's so real for this 😭😭😭😭

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@maxwdc33 half of them don't even make sense HELP

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@maxsplaining33

20 days

CANT BELIEVE HE IS 27 TEARS IN MY EYES WHAYSKSLISHSMS

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

Redbull is the one being childish. They knew he was getting undercut, twice even. Max might have carried Redbull at this point but even for him there is a limit. He can't do it all on his own.

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@theverstappens

3 months

yeah the car is shit but the strategies they gave max was just horrible

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

they literally made this for max

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

2 months

look at this years constructors trophy oh my god!

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3 months

anyways

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

zandvoort u better stay true to ur king

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

when max talks i don't hear shit he's so pretty and cute

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

red bull has been so frustrating, max has resorted to drinking water on his streams.

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

do you guys realise that by next year a quarter of the grid will be british

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@ScuderiaMinaj we really in the trenches💔

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

he wasn’t even winning…

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

nothing sexier than a blond nerd in a red bull

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

well. it's raceweek again

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

alright bet

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@AFFILIIATION

3 months

There has never been a bigger cunt in this sport than Max Verstappen. Never.

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

max??? feeling normal human emotions??? he should be ashamed.

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@yellowtyre

3 months

what a sore fucking loser

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

wasn't 200 years of colonization enuf

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@maxeve33 this picture of max though🤤

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

cancel all the races, let this be a wet shirt competition. may the best tits win

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

i want to lock him a jar and just observe him guys he's so dear to me

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

him losing his chocolate bar 💀💀💀💀💀

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@maxsplaining33

30 days

it’s like they want my driver to retire bc why is he getting community service for swearing LMFAOAOSKSKSJSJ

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

my god he's beautiful

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@maxsplaining33

1 month

carlando has ruined my life btw

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@maxsplaining33

28 days

do you know how much effort max has to put into not talking. he loves talking

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

@theverstappens convicted of 63 crimes, some of them involving minors i might add.

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@lewispilled this is almost poetic

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

what george disqualification? he literally won

ないじゃ(Naija)/Mini George Dad

@fifaking1414

3 months

I was looking forward to it, so I avoided all information and watched the race, and after the race, I checked the replies from everyone and understood what happened to George 😭. My wife is currently hospitalized, and my son is very down because he has to live apart from →

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

always liked both oscar and lando (with a huge op81 bias) but then lando got that one sc win and started acting like the king of the world.

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@landosmile

4 months

Bro this is so funny, max fans used to be Lando’s fans until Lando ACTUALLY became a serious contender this year and now they hate on him and hear me out… suddenly they’re Oscar fans 😭😭😭

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

@rbrblis he deserves way more, hope he dnfs in silverstone too

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

but when their beloved lando norris did the same in miami everyone was cheering as if he had won the wc like ok you hypocrites

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@LANDOPIASTRIS

4 months

are we calling that one a gifted win

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

im like a victorian peasant seeing a lady's ankle for the first time

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@616VERSTAPPEN

3 months

today was simply lovely

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

every single person in merc with toto wolff at the forefront are going to hell for their comments after silverstone 2021.

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

“since my silverstone crash, i’ve struggled with visibility problems. i wasn’t just fighting against lewis, but also against blurred images. it was like driving a speedboat at 300 km/h.” max while ranking his wins in the redbulletin 🥲

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

why is his waist so small, for me to hold it or smthn?

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@maxsplaining33

29 days

max p2 in that shit box rb20 when he couldn’t make it to q3 in rocky how do i not say my goat

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@maxsplaining33

1 month

if i fucking speak

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

@annieksxf1 i would ride them thighs until i pass out i wish i was joking

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

got my 3381 crumbs YUM YUM

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

vertiddies GIVE IT TO ME PLEASSSSSEEEE

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@maxsplaining33

1 month

imagine being such a good driver your entire team fucks up your car's development because there wasn't any change in the on track performance LMAO

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@mv1esv why does he look so beefy here...

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

there's nothing i wouldn't do for him and his tiny little waist, gorgeous eyes, beautiful hair and slutty smile

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

@lestapiastri she's so real for this

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

the way he picked her up, the hand placement, the height difference.

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

me @ max verstappen

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

norris still the one who said he respects trump pipe down

Lynn 🇵🇸

@landoclerc

4 months

whoops

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@maxsplaining33

20 days

happy birthday to my favourite twitch streamer, swear word sayer and maxplainer. he’s the current f1 world champion too but that doesn’t matter

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

how many times can a girl repost the same thing this is getting sad

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

last time poor little maxie got pole😕

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im an artiśt

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

PLEASE ANYONE CAN WIN BUT NOT THAT ORANGE CAR NO. 4 PLS PLS

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

loser (loml)

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

@theverstappens 10 WDCS vs 1 SC win, they make me laugh

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

i know this all serious and we're fucking cooked but my god he's so hot here

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

“what was ur reaction after ur q3 run. u seem to be banging the steering wheel, what were u thinking at that point? max: i’m not allowed to be frustrated? yeah thats what happened.

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

i was actually happier without f1 in my life

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

id ask max what we are after that discription

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@theverstappens

3 months

MAX I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

"hitting so many bangers" GIRL WHERE😭

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

“i don’t know if max built up much social skills in his life.” what a particularly odd thing to say about someone all because he didn’t think u’re funny 💀

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@maxsplaining33

1 month

he’s so beautiful i and wish i could impregnate him

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

oh okay 3 queens coming together to maximize their joint slay

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

look at this chotu blondie im cryinggg

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

another cute picture i’ve never seen before for everyone today 🫶

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@maxsplaining33

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max verstappen you are filled with mischief and whimsy but most of all your tits bounce when you walk, your cock is massive, and your cunt levels are astronomical.

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

@VERSYAPPER why was yuki so cutieful

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@maxsplaining33

4 months

fell to my fucking knees this eats saur bad

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

u will never be him

Formula 1

@F1

2 months

"Simply lovely, huh" - Lando 🥶 #F1 #DutchGP

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@maxsplaining33

2 months

@verstappenlvr33 hoping cultLH finds this tweet

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@maxsplaining33

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@4433thinker

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@maxsplaining33

29 days

fuck me???

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

you're laughing??? we're simultaneously abt to end ourselves and YOU'RE LAUGHING

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

max: we missed something boys! [plays the dutch national anthem] crane: what was that noise? max: something we haven’t heard in a while!!! hes so 😭😭

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@maxsplaining33

29 days

okay you little gremlin this made me smile😭😭😭😭😭

Verstappen News

@verstappenews

29 days

Lando about Max getting community service for the swearing: 🗣️ "Deserved it! Foul Language! 😆" "I think it's pretty unfair, I don't agree with any of it.

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

OK WHO WANTS IN

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

i will make a priv and everyone will cheer ok

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

this lewis win making me tear up and shi what the fuck

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@maxsplaining33

29 days

fia can excuse sexual harassment allegations against CH but they draw the line at max verstappen saying the car is fucked

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

oh he's whoring himself out on main...

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

MAX EMILIAN

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

interesting.

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@verstapppens

3 months

Max boobs tbh

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@maxsplaining33

3 months

“i have won 3 world titles and i think i can reasonably estimate what i can and cannot do.” oh you have a big dick max verstappen

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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY

3 months

max about the criticism on his sleepschedule last weekend: “and (in imola) i won both races. then u don't hear anyone. but if u don't win, other things are brought into play. it’s not new. i have been doing this since 2015. i have won 3 world titles and i think i can reasonably