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@maxpalace03

10 months

Just a season and a half to go boys and girls

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

9 years

Crystal Palace can win the Premier League in 10 to 15 years, says co-chairman Steve Parish:

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@maxpalace03

3 months

Ordered before the tournament started and it arrives a day after the tournament ends. Great fucking timing lads @dhgate 👍👍

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@maxpalace03

7 months

Dosen’t even know what a stake is and she’s won £3k

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7 months

@TrystanThomas96 What’s that 🤣🤣

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@maxpalace03

5 months

How can your local team be Brighton, your dad supports Spurs but you support Arsenal? 😂😂

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@piersmorgan

5 months

Dad (Spurs fan) feeling the heat before we’ve even kicked off. 🔥 #NLD

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@maxpalace03

5 months

He’s equaling records with THIERRY HENRY. This is just mental.

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@Squawka

5 months

Only two Frenchman have scored in seven consecutive Premier League home games: ◎ Thierry Henry (2004) ◉ Jean-Philippe Mateta (2024) Va Va Voom 🤝 Boom Boom Boom

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@maxpalace03

1 year

This has been in topic since his streams in 2013 lmfao

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1 year

She didn’t say yes… She said “FINALLY.” WE’RE GETTING MARRIED! 💍🥹

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@maxpalace03

3 months

@SchadeGOAT @dhgate I’m not paying £80 for one 😂

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@maxpalace03

5 months

Surely for a team that’s finished 4th they’ve scored a better goal than this? 😂

Aston Villa

@AVFCOfficial

5 months

Unstoppable. 🤩 @JhonDuran991 ’s stunning strike against Crystal Palace is your 2023/24 Men’s Goal of the Season! 🚀

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@maxpalace03

21 days

I am one. I’m still not over it.

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@owenthfc__

22 days

Now when you say footballers with zero haters, you often hear names like N'Golo Kante, Ronaldinho & Marcos Reus get thrown about. But you never hear Fernando Llorente. I refuse to believe this man has any haters

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@maxpalace03

2 months

16 goals in fucking 17 games. Literally one of the best strikers in Europe right now. Your apology needs to as loud as your disrespect.

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

2 months

MATETA HAS GIVEN FRANCE THE LEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@maxpalace03

2 years

Imagine being in that crowd in a 99th minute winner away from home against your biggest rivals ffs

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@sportbible

2 years

Swansea scored a 99th minute winner against Cardiff in the South Wales derby yesterday 🤯 Incredible limbs 🙌

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@maxpalace03

5 months

Unreal 😭😭 #wolves #wwfc

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@maxpalace03

3 months

And then there was one 🥲

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@maxpalace03

3 months

Why has a tweet of me complaining to DHGate got over 5k likes and yes I’m away that it’s from Asia ffs

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@maxpalace03

1 month

Would like to remind you that this happened 1050 days ago, McArthur’s now retired they’re still going on about it. These lot are beyond insane.

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@SVCarbaholic

1 month

‘Letter of the law’. Do me a favour

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@maxpalace03

1 year

How much of a bad referee do you have to be to make Joel Ward (son of Christ) this fucking mad?

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Southampton fans when they get relegated next month but Ward-Prowse annoyed Zaha 4 years ago

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@maxpalace03

5 months

😂😂😂😂😂 imagine travelling from Newcastle on a Wednesday night to watch your team lose, not even score and this happens to you. My head would be on mars. What a video.

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@chxrIes

5 months

Unreal

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@maxpalace03

1 month

Chelsea fans crying over it? Payback to this a few years ago to stop us going on a 1v1 and VAR did nothing about it.

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

1 month

📸 - NO SECOND YELLOW GIVEN FOR HUGHES!

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@maxpalace03

3 months

It’s actually insane that a Palace player is Englands player of the tournament so far. What a man.

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@England

3 months

Well played last night, Marc 👏

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Dazet Wilfried Armel Zaha is officially no longer a Crystal Palace player 🥲

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Let’s be real, it’s always been like this.

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@maxpalace03

10 months

Would of been far better off showing this

Ollie🦅

@Ollie__CPFC

10 months

He’s just too good for youuuuuu

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@maxpalace03

2 years

@CFCscore @StokeyyG2 Pocketed by chillwell? 😭😭😭 give it a rest

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@maxpalace03

4 months

All timer Crystal Palace picture. This is the new norm everyone.

England

@England

4 months

Club x country 👊

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@maxpalace03

5 months

9 games 8 goals 1 assist We’ve only just started

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@maxpalace03

7 months

Absolute brain dead people on here and Palace Facebook blaming the draw on Glasner today. That’s right lads it’s his fault that we had 21 shots and couldn’t put the game to bed. 👍 We’ve got a Europa league winner at Selhurst and it’s his 3rd game in. Get a fucking grip. #cpfc

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@maxpalace03

6 months

Smartest Palace Facebook post

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@maxpalace03

1 year

I dare them to give a explanation on this

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

1 year

🗣️ "Fans NEED to see this! Players NEED to see this!" @GNev2 calling for transparency with VAR & referee decisions.

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1 year

You can literally see Watkins take a touch of the ball, it then bounces and Richards gets a touch. There’s nothing wrong with it. 😂😂😂

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@marshallavfc

1 year

Richards make no contact with the ball until he makes contact with Watkins #avfc

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@maxpalace03

18 days

23 goals in 24 games since late February. I literally have no words anymore. He’s simply just fucking amazing.

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@maxpalace03

4 months

Jude and Jobe Bellingham when Real Madrid and Palace play each other in the Champions League in 2025/26

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

4 months

🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Crystal Palace are in talks to sign Jobe Bellingham as one of their priority targets for the summer. Oliver Glasner wants him and Dougie Freedman is working to convince the player. 👀Other clubs including Brentford want Jobe, open race — as @jaydmharris calls.

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@maxpalace03

5 months

Miss him every single day

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@BobbyManzi

5 months

Luka Milivojević on video: “Eze and Olise, don’t even think to go anywhere.” #CPFC

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1 year

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1 year

This guy just got 3 assists at Elland Road

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Mateta is 100% on cult hero status btw. The back heel vs Brighton, the header vs Millwall, the winner vs Leicester to get our first win in 3 months, and scoring our first hat-trick in 8 years. He deserves the status. #cpfc

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@maxpalace03

1 month

22 games 20 goals 3 assists Statistically one of by of the best scorers in the world right now. Simply incredible. Fantastique.

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@maxpalace03

1 month

Is that fucking Salma Hayek?? 😭😭😭😭

Stade Rennais F.C.

@staderennais

1 month

𝗨𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲́𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗾𝘂𝗲́𝗲 🫡 Naouirou Ahamada est Rouge et Noir ✅ #DegemerMatNaouirou

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1 year

“I don’t speak English, I speak the Palace language.”

Cheick Doucouré

@C_DoucoureOff

1 year

I gave everything i had, I get everything back. I came as a stranger, I'm now a family member. I don't speak English, I speak the Palace language. Thank you Steve, Dougie for the opportunity. ❤️💙

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1 year

1 year ago today….

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2 years

😭😭😭

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@AFCAMDEN

2 years

Vieira doing Key & Peele 😂

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@maxpalace03

2 months

Taking the throne 🕊️

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

2 months

Kamada 1️⃣8️⃣ Daichi's squad number has been confirmed 🎌

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3 months

TRAVIS SCOTT

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3 months

Ayeeeew it’s litttt

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4 months

I’m gonna very much overuse this incredible photo

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@maxpalace03

7 months

Palace 1-5 Leeds Easter Sunday Trains prices through the roof 1k of us vs 40k of them First away win of the year What a fucking day

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@MatchdayCPFC

7 months

What game was your “I was there” game?

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@maxpalace03

3 months

@_scottcpfc @dhgate It’s on the App Store and yes the quality is good

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1 month

Mateta going around the ground clapping all the fans. This isn’t a man you can bench.

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@maxpalace03

14 days

The highlight of last night. What a man.

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@maxpalace03

8 months

HLTCO absolutely fucking seething and fuming on his latest podcast lashing out at the club. That’s when you know we’re in the fucking pits.

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@maxpalace03

5 months

@matthew_poole30 Because higher position = more goals = better chance of scoring better goals?

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1 month

Cheers now I’m in tears

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1 year

‘World class’ vs ‘shit’

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@maxpalace03

2 months

Just suits him perfectly. The look of a man that’s scoring 20+ this season.

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@maxpalace03

2 months

Mitchell assist and FOUR chances created. His offensive play today was insane.

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

2 months

Glasner football is back 👏🤩 #CPFC

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5 months

8 games 6 goals 1 assist

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5 months

I’ll run out and catch you 💔

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1 year

Bournemouth’s POTY on a free transfer that they bought for £30m. You can not doubt this man.

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@maxpalace03

7 months

Still find it funny as fuck that we’ve managed to appoint a man that won the Europa league just under 2 years ago in February whilst we’re 15th with our 4 best players injured. Premier League pull is fucking insane. Almost anyone can get anyone.

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

8 months

SE25 x Oliver Glasner 🙌

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1 year

“We’ll find a replacement for Olise” Is anyone aware that AWB left 4 years ago and we haven’t replaced him? What makes you think we’ll get a replacement for Olise? #cpfc

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@maxpalace03

3 months

Search up Daniel Munoz and everyone’s tweeting about him pocketing a likely Ballon d'Or winner. That’s our right back.

ʲʷⁱˡˡᵒᶜᵛ ™️

@Jwillocv

3 months

La imagen del día 👀 Vinicius Jr felicitando a Daniel Muñoz

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3 months

Well that’s that. 35 days to go. Up the Palace.

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Take me back. Just take me back.

Utilita Football

@UtilitaFootball

1 year

⏪ Crystal Palace 3-0 Arsenal Nights under the Selhurst lights 🏟️ 🤩 @CPFC | #CPFC

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Brighton & Hove Albion

@OfficialBHAFC

5 years

70: Ayew scores. #BHAFC 🔵 | 0-1

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@maxpalace03

2 months

- 9 goal thriller - Riad looked class - Kamada looked class - Rak-Sakyi looked class - Glasner went on the pitch when Doucoure looked injured - Andersen tripped and gave away a goal - Ward fucked up and gave away a goal - Ayew missed a open goal We are well and truly back #cpfc

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@maxpalace03

10 months

The amount of limbs Mateta has provided for us is insane. On form he’s just unstoppable. 2 in 2 now against some great teams. Don’t care what anyone says, we’d miss him if he left because of it.

MatchdayCPFC

@MatchdayCPFC

10 months

JEAN. PHILIPPE. MATETA.

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Funny how everyone now says it’s cold now that he’s in the Champions League when he literally did this every week at Palace and got so much abuse for it. 🥴

Out of Context Football Manager

@nocontextfm1

1 year

That is cold

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2 years

Choose your character

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

2 years

I’m dead 🤣💀 #CPFC

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2 months

POSITIVE PALACE TRANSFER NEWS

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 months

🔴🔵🦅 Crystal Palace have concrete interest in Robin Gosens after Torino left negotiations as they’re close to signing Borna Sosa from Ajax. #CPFC have Gosens on their list and Glasner really appreciates him; up to Union Berlin now, as the manager hopes to keep Robin.

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1 year

Take me back to the night we met 💔

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@LukaCPFC_

1 year

4-0 QF win over Everton 🕊🕊

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1 year

If we win I pray the admin just tweets this with no caption

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@maxpalace03

3 months

For Millwall away, for West Ham away, for Man City away and for being a unbelievable player for us. One of the most talented players to ever wear the Red and Blue. Show the world what you’re made of. Thank you for everything, Michael. ❤️💙

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4 months

I find it really funny that both Chelsea and United’s fanbase’s ignore the fact that he would want to play Champions League football

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@CFCNash_

4 months

Imagine you're Olise for a sec: One clubs offers you the opportunity to play with Nkunku, Palmer, Enzo, Caicedo, Reece James Another offers you the chance to play with Antony, Hojlund, Amrabat, Rashford, Dalot Who are you picking?

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1 year

Just fucking start him left back if we aren’t gonna buy one. Every time he’s played there he’s been unreal. I just can not understand why he dosen’t start. Has such a positive attitude as well.

MatchdayCPFC

@MatchdayCPFC

1 year

🇳🇱 Jairo is back loving life again under Roy Hodgson.

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1 year

Wan-Bissaka opening his pockets when he gets home #bhafc

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@maxpalace03

11 months

Will never forget you 🕊️🕊️🕊️

Donk

@DonkTrading

11 months

🚨 FIFA Servers closing tomorrow • FIFA 18 • FIFA 19 • FIFA 20 • FIFA 21 Last day to see your old clubs 🕊️

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@maxpalace03

12 days

What a fucking night. Take me back.

Premier League

@premierleague

12 days

Crystal Palace 4-0 Man Utd, 2023/24 What will the result be when @CPFC and @ManUtd meet again on Saturday? 🤔

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8 months

That clip of Glasner simply pointing forward ffs I am moved

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1 year

Ayew and Schlupp since the contract extensions

Matt Woosnam

@MattWoosie

2 years

Jordan Ayew and Jeffrey Schlupp have both signed new contracts with Palace. Both fairly long servants to the club and they have now extended their stay. #CPFC @TheAthleticFC

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@maxpalace03

11 months

1 year ago today. Absolute carnage. What a day.

Winging It: A Crystal Palace Podcast

@WingingItCPFC

2 years

Olise finishes off a devastating counter to win it at the death - captured expertly from the West Ham end.

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1 year

Things you love to see

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4 months

Yeah this is the best attack outside the top 6. Get excited.

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@maxpalace03

5 months

Mental that after 4 years Mitchell’s now finally got his first home goal with fans in the ground. Amazing game to do it in.

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

5 months

"They are TEARING Manchester United apart" 😰 Tyrick Mitchell makes it 3-0 to Crystal Palace 🔥

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1 year

-Easter Sunday -£100+ for train travel -Didn’t get the full allocation -Not won away all year Don’t care, that’s one of the best games I’ve ever been to. That was fucking special.

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5 months

Oh I can not fucking wait

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@maxpalace03

2 years

Mitchell actually ended this man

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Tariq Lamptey, one to watch in the final days of the transfer window. European clubs are informed on his situation as he could leave Brighton 🔵 #BHAFC Olympique Lyon are among clubs now showing interest in Lamptey in case Malo Gusto leaves to join Chelsea.

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4 months

2021 wasn’t real ffs look at this line up 😭

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7 months

Run it back

the infamous

@v3leedsinfidel

7 months

Oh brother. England lb position at euros is a big big problem. Trippier isn’t natural, will get cooked. Chilwell is washed up too

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@maxpalace03

2 months

A reminder that people use to compare Kilman to Guehi btw 💀💀

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

2 months

Edouard makes its 3-1 to The Palace!

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@maxpalace03

10 months

Blokes come to Selhurst 2 times now and has been pocketed by Nathaniel Clyne on both occasions LMFAO

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@skillwilll

10 months

On a serious note, what does Wilfred Zaha actually have over Kaoru Mitoma? #bhafc #cpfc

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@maxpalace03

2 years

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHATTTTTT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@maxpalace03

5 months

The John Textor double. Thank you and good night. #cpfc #lyon

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@maxpalace03

9 months

You know it’s bad when this guy is talking sense

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

9 months

“It must be so boring being a #CPFC fan!” 😴 “In the last 5 years, they’ve finished between 11th & 14th. You have to concentrate on cups!” Gabby Agbonlahor slams Roy Hodgson for not going all out against #EFC , last night. 😱

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@maxpalace03

9 months

Swear he didn’t know any English before he came here? It’s come along nicely

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

9 months

Matheus França heard the song last night 🇧🇷🫶

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@maxpalace03

1 month

He’s played ONE game and he’s 20 years old 😂😂 Jesus Christ

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@maxpalace03

7 months

Seems like the 1k people that liked this tweet haven’t been to a football match. Not a single fanbase have ‘limbs’ when scoring a pen to make it 3-0 against a 10 man Burnley.

Josh

@JoshBHA_

7 months

What the fuck have I just watched 😭😭😭

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@maxpalace03

1 year

Brother you have played 1 European game

Football Daily

@footballdaily

1 year

🗣️ “We are not used to playing so many games.” Roberto De Zerbi says his Brighton side need to adapt to the new schedule now they’re in Europe.

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@maxpalace03

2 months

Simply can’t forget this. The absolute scenes when this went in were simply incredible.

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@maxpalace03

2 months

1. Probably Benteke’s goal vs Brighton (can’t believe Covid ruined us of the best celebrations ever) 2. Macca’s goal vs Watford/Ayews goal vs Brighton 3. England beating New Zealand 19-7 to reach the World Cup final

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